Things Lex Luthor Would Never Say

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"I want Lana & Lois & Chloe to all come over for a 'Sleepover'"

[Lex n' Lana]

well, its my pleasure, or is it lex's, well ultimately its yours LLG

"should i wear a black or pink thong, hmmm I think black shows off my billionaire cheeks more" lmao

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Dad *begins to sing* do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry"

[lexluthorgirl]

HAHA! BLACK!

"Clark, For the last time, quit eating my pork rinds Dang it!!!!! "

[TMLS' BROTHER]

*listening to Kelly clarkson* "She rocks!!!"

[lexluthorgirl]

Clark: "What are you reading Lex?"

Lex: "Oh just one of my Harlequin Romance Novels."

[TMLS' BROTHER]

lol

"Clark do you want to go shoe shopping?"

[lexluthorgirl]

"Ah, My favorite show, "Doctor Who!"

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Dad why are we out of hand lotion?"

[lexluthorgirl]

"Clark, come on, you should sign up too! You would love the pottery class I'm taking man! "

[TMLS' BROTHER]

"Dad I did kill Julian"

[Lex n' Lana]

"hey Lana, your really not that HOTTTT!!!"

yes she is, and then some

[TMLS' BROTHER]

True, true

"Lois do you want to discuss 'manovers' @ my mansion?"

[lexluthorgirl]

Good One!

"Chloe, come on in, let me give you all my passwords, and you just sit right here and snoop through all my accounts and records till your heart is content sweetheart! "

[TMLS' BROTHER]

Good one!!

*Talks to mirror* "Who's the sexy beast?"

"I'm the sexy beast"

"Who's Lana gonna marry?"

"Me, Lex Luthor! Mwhahahahahahaha!!!"