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    Favorite TV Quotes

    Thought this might be fun! Place some of your favorite quotes from TV Shows here. (feel free to include Smallville Quotes as well, unless a mod says otherwise Hope that's okay .)

    Of course, name the show and character.

    One of the funniest ever, to me:

    "It's not over, you're over!" Monica from FRIENDS.
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    Most over used line in Friends- and yet still funny - "We were on a break!"


    Best line ever - Joey - "How you doin?"


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    "We were NOT on a break!"

    It was hilarious when Rachel was watching Ben and told him she used to date Ross and Ben said:

    "But you're not anymore... cause you were on a break!"

    and Rachel was like: We were not... you know, when you're older I'll tell you the whole story over a picther of real Margaritas.

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    This is from MASH

    Patient: My name is Jesus Christ

    Dr. Pierce: Aha, well coincidently, we happen to have a savior by that name.

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    Another one from M*A*S*H (sharkie I could go on for ages, you know what you got yourself into making this thread? )

    Frank wants more martini after Hotlips trew him out of her tent.
    Hawkeye: Frank, you might even smile... You could break your face!


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    From Buffy

    Oz: I mock you with my monkey pants!

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    We were on a break!!!!!
    That one never gets old

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    boy meets world

    minkis: *solves some math problem*
    corey: minkis. here's your homework. get a life. GET. A. LIFE.

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    Friends

    Joey: Hi I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing anymore clothes?

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    Ross, after falling down a fire escape:

    OW! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! Ooo, a quatrer!

    From the Christmas Armadillo Episode:

    Pheobe: Okay, I get Santa and Superman but what is a porqupine doing at the Easter Bunny's fuenral?

    When Ross saw Chandler and Monica: What? No. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET OFF MY SISTER!

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    Police Squad:

    - Cigarette?

    - Yes, I know.


    I Love Lucy:

    Aaw, Ricky! I want to be in the show! (never seen this, but I can understand why it was such a hit)


    Star Trek:

    Live long and prosper.

    Too baldly go where no man has gone before.

    Scotty, beam me up.


    South Park:

    - Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
    - You bastards!

    Screw you guys, Im going home.

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    from buffy
    Buffy: are you gonna all Dawson on me everytime i have a boyfriend?

    Xander:there's a party in my eyesocket and everybody is invited...sometimes i shouldnt say words.

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    From Buffy, episode Passion S2 ep 17
    Angelus:
    Passion...It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting... And though unwanted... unbidden... it will stir... open its jaws, and howl.
    It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have?
    Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief.
    It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow.
    Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead.
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    "I'll go build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers.
    In fact forget the lunar lander and black jack...
    aww screw the whole thing"
    - Bender from Futurama

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    Homer Simpson: D'oh!


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