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    No Title Here Daddylion's Avatar
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    following you're posts

    Jonathan: You have to go to college Clark because you can't rule the world without at least being smart enough to pretend to be all knowing.

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    ok going with following posts:

    Clark: What are you trying to say dad that I'm not smart?

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    Originally posted by Muse25
    ok going with following posts:

    Clark: What are you trying to say dad that I'm not smart?
    papaKent: No Clark, Thats what I am trying NOT to say.

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    Lana: Clark.. this.. this is hard for me to say. Here goes. I Love you.

    Clark (Eriely relaxed): hahaha.. *sigh* oh that's priceless.

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    Lana: I'm a stupid little orphan ***** who rides a horse, everyone, look at me!

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    Thumbs up

    Scene:
    Lex's mansion Lex and Clark having finished dinner.

    Lex

    Clark how did you like dinner

    Clark

    It was great Lex thank you.

    Lex

    Are you ready for desert

    Clark

    Sure Lex

    Lex

    I hope you like green jello

    Clark

    It's my favorite kind

    Lex

    I made it special just for you

    Clark

    That was nice thank you

    Lex

    Your welcome how does it taste.

    Clark

    I don't feel so good now

    Clark passes out

    the end
    Last edited by SUPERMAN NORTH; 04-28-2005 at 06:34 PM.

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    ^^ funny

    Clark: Chloe what's wrong?

    Chloe: You know Clark, i know this is Smallville, weirdtown, USA.. But..

    Clark: What is it?

    Chloe: I was just watching the Villiage of the Damned. I could have sworn I saw Dr. Swann.

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    These are all so great again.... This thread makes my day!
    I esp. liked "Handsome baldy = Lex, heart heart heart".


    Lana *seeing Eurotrip*: Man, that girl who dances next to Matt Damon is such a b!tch. I mean, how can anyone wear stuff like that? Non-pink stuff? And that hair. Oh please, who is stupid enough to have such hair...

    Lex: Welcome back Lana. How was Paris? Did you learn much French?
    Lana: Yes. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *Do you wanna sleep with me?*
    Lex: Oui, naturellement. Allez! *Yes sure, come on!* *grabs her and throws her on the pool table*
    Lana *thinks*: Hmmm, this is a strange reaction. Sandrine said it's a very polite way to ask how someone's weekend has been. I take it Lex's was bad.
    Lex: *rips Lana skirt off*
    Lana *thinks*: Or very good!

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    *scene* - the clone of Lana's best friend shows up again:

    Lex: are we any closer to solving the mystery of Emily?

    Chloe: according to my sources, Luthorcorp is still involved in cloning experiments, headed by your father

    Lex: that can't be, I shut down all cloning operations

    Clark: like, hey Shelby, wanna go for a ride in the mystery machine and see if we can dig somthing up? I'll give you some Shelby-snacks if we solve this one!

    Chloe: my sources say that Emily was last seen at the old abandoned steel factory

    Clark: to the mystery machine!

    Chloe: rumors say that the steel mill may be haunted, maybe it really is the ghost of Emily and not a clone

    Clark: ZOIKS!

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    HAHAHAHAHA good one SupermansNotDead

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    Chloe: I've gone off Clark

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    Clark : I'd give anything to be abnormal.

    Lois : The General is soooo handsome...

    Lana : I have the sudden urge of not wearing pink today...

    Chloe : Clark, I know you're strong.. but could you stop breaking my heart?

    Johnathan : All these heart problems... I just can't live up to my love life anymore...
    Martha : I can't complain. With Lionel and me : sparks fly all over the place!

    Jason : Uh-oh.. Lost the transference stone...
    Genevieve : * I wonder what it would be like to be in the body of a young man... a very handsome young man... *
    Jason : Oh! There it is! Hey, mom, could you hand me back the stone?
    Genevieve : With pleasure....
    *!!!!! switch !!!!!*
    Jason : Now that's more like it. HAHahah! Look at the old wrinkly lady!
    Genevieve : Laugh all you want, mom. I've got all the money.
    Jason : ..... crap.
    Last edited by Dark_Valkyrie; 04-30-2005 at 09:12 PM.

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    Clark to Lana: I HATE YOU AND NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN

    Clark to chloe: CROWNS MINE B!TCH!!

    WAIT, THEY SAID THAT LAST ONE, NEVERMIND

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    Lana: Wazza...suckaaa?

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    I'm not sure if this has been said but i dont feel like going through 30 pages of posts

    Lex to Clark: Clark, I am your father

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