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    Jason(to Clark and Lex): You want me to put WHAT in sourcream????

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    Lex: Clark, lets play machine gun catch, ill fire the bullets, you catch!

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    Superman: I can't believe how many ironically forshadowing things were said back when I was a teenager.

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    - Lex, clutching one of the stones firmly against his heart:
    It's mine.. My own... My preeeccciouuuuusssss......
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    - Lex, looking at Clark: You're supposed to be 18?!
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    - Clark: Hey, Lex! Remember when my dad burped in your face back when he was affected by the Nicodemus? I caught it on tape! Want to watch it with me?
    Lex: That really hurt me, Clark...
    Clark: Yeah, I know. It cracks me up everytime.
    Lex: He told me he hated me right to my face...
    Clark: We have popcorn.
    Lex: But-------Make it extra buttery.

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    FotW1bored) So you want to stalk Lana?
    FotW2: No. I want to stalk someone who is INTELIGENT as well as pretty.
    Fotw1: Chloe, then?
    FotW2: YAY CHLOE

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    These are kind of dumb:

    - Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!

    - Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!

    - Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....

    - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

    - Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...

    - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

    - Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!

    - Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.

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    Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie
    These are kind of dumb:

    - Clark, watching Tru Calling: OMG! Mom! Dad! It's Tina Greer!

    - Clark, still watching Tru Calling: Is that Harry? He's young again!!

    - Clark, watching the canadian show "The Collector": I didn't know Lois did TV....

    - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

    - Clark, watching Dukes of Hazard: Hmm... that guy sure looks like my dad...

    - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

    - Clark, watching Home Improvement: Since when do meteor freaks get into show business?!

    - Clark, watching Cheaper by the dozen: . . . . . . . . I'm scared.


    WAAAHHHAHAHAHA *bang, ouch* just fell out of my chair there, now i have a bruised ass, thanks for that.

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    After another FOTW attack
    Lana: Why is it always me?
    Anyone else: Maybe they just don't like you. *shrug*
    Last edited by Muse25; 04-24-2005 at 03:36 PM.

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    Clark to Johnathan.
    Clark:
    Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
    Johnathan:
    I have no idea what you are talking about son.

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    Originally posted by SUPERMAN NORTH
    Clark to Johnathan.
    Clark:
    Dad you never told me what you did before farming. I was watching an old television show called "The Dukes of Hazzard" the other day and I swear you look like Bo Duke.
    Johnathan:
    I have no idea what you are talking about son.
    [Continued]

    Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.

    Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    Originally posted by KryptonianIdiot
    [Continued]

    Johnathan: I saw 'Cheaper By The Dozen' and I swear you were Charlie.

    Clark: I have no idea what you're talking about.
    Mamakent: Clark just to let you know. If you ever watch a certain Superman movie you will need serious therapy.
    Clark: WHY?
    mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana Lang

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    Originally posted by sweetiepieeyed
    Mamakent: Clark just to let you know. If you ever watch a certain Superman movie you will need serious therapy.
    Clark: WHY?
    mAMAKENT: beacause I am Lana Lang
    lol i was just about to say sunthin like that.....i just didnt know what to say

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    Lana to Chloe: So Chloe how does it feel to be friends with a guy you love and I come in and take all the attention away from you.

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    Originally posted by arob21
    Lana to Chloe: So Chloe how does it feel to be friends with a guy you love and I come in and take all the attention away from you.
    Chloe: It feels like i can do much better then Clark Kent.

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    Originally posted by Dark_Valkyrie


    - Clark, watching Legend of Earthsea : What's Lana doing with Eric Summers?!

    - Clark, watching Sweet November: ...oh, Lex... Why didn't you tell me about your feminine side?

    These are so MY favourite ones

    I like Earthsea

    here's another bad one.

    Clark, watching Sorrority Boys: Hmm... Lex doesn't look so bad in drags, maybe I should try it too.

    Clark, watching Brimstone: OMG! Lionel Luthor really IS the devil!!!
    Last edited by Daddylion; 04-25-2005 at 11:11 AM.

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