Favorite Lois Quotes

[LovelyLoisLane]

These are my favorite three

from "Gone"

Lois ~ "Really crashed and burned on that one."
Clark ~ "Must be daily ritual for you"
Lois ~ "Only when I'm barreling into a train wreck."

from "Krypto"

Lois ~ "I sorta hit him."
Clark ~ "With your car?"
Lois~ (sarcastic)"No, with my fist."

from "Gone" said to Clark.
Lois ~ "Oh get over yourself, you are not that complicated."

[johnny fogg]

(Kent farm)
Lois- "Well it doesn't really matter seeing as their chopper is nose-first into the ground."

(Kents glare at Clark asccusingly, Lois is like, "What?")



(boys locker room)
Clark- "Whoa, whoa! You're missing a couple recquisites for being in here!"

(strikes a pose w/hands on hips)
Lois- "Oh, so you have been checking me out!"

Clark makes the most precious cross-eyed expression. Go see!



(pool locker room, Mandie got away while they were yakking)
Lois- "Oh, great Clark! You know you just have one thing to do!"

Clark- "Me?! You're closer to the door!"



(examines Lois' pancakes)
Clark- "Well, um, I'm not really that hungry so I'm just gonna have some OJ."

(forcibly sits Clark back down)
Lois- "Now, now! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"


Right there, she talks the way a mobster would, "if you don't sit down it could be bad for your health, if you know what I mean."

[LovelyLoisLane]

Lois~ "Why don't you go home, eat some swiss cheese and live happily ever after?"

That line made me laugh out loud.

Lois~ "Fifteen grand, chrome wheels, and six speaker sound system instead of a backseat? Oh yeah, I get the gear shift."

Lex~ "So how are you doing?"
Lois~ "I have new found appreciation for seat belts, I can tell you that."

Lois~ "There's something carthartic about tellinga three start general to go to hell."

Clark~ "I thought you said telescopes were for geeks and stalkers?"
Lois~ Yeah well given the last few days, it's been proven that I can badly misjudge people.""

[Daddylion]

Originally posted by devotedcloisfan04


Lois (again as possessed witch Brianna...to Lana): Wow, I'm gorgeous! Did you see this? (holding her boobs, lol )
Lana (as evil Isobel, looking like she was rolling her eyes to Lois/Brianna): Yes, they're real nice!

Ummm I thought Lois said "I'm gorgeous! Look at these!" then Lana said "Yes, they're very nice"

Oh well, close enough. that's my favourite one.

[love2swim]

"First he married the girl, now he's dating her?" -Lois

[IMHOTEP]

Lois has some really good lines! i love the way she said:
"So, we're friends now?"

It's all in the delivery, cheeky and teasing, yet you know she was happy about it!

[SuperSlayer]

"Just keep looking at his face." Or something like that.

[loislane123]

Clark-"Just playin' with Skippy, here."
Lois- "We are NOT calling him Skippy."
Clark- "Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?"
Lois- "Well, let's see. He's annoying and I can't seem to come within 10 feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."
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Lois- (to the animal shelter guy) "We call him Clarkie"
Clark- "We do NOT call him Clarkie"
Lois- "Is it the 'ie' part you don't like, cause we could always call him Clark, but then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe we should consider changing your name."

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Clark- "Lois, do you mind taking him back to the farm?"
Lois-"Excellent. Come on, let's go sneeze awhile."


^^^All from "Krypto"

[tomismysuperman]

Originally posted by loislane123
Clark-"Just playin' with Skippy, here."
Lois- "We are NOT calling him Skippy."
Clark- "Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?"
Lois- "Well, let's see. He's annoying and I can't seem to come within 10 feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."
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Lois- (to the animal shelter guy) "We call him Clarkie"
Clark- "We do NOT call him Clarkie"
Lois- "Is it the 'ie' part you don't like, cause we could always call him Clark, but then that would get really confusing, and, hey, maybe we should consider changing your name."

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Clark- "Lois, do you mind taking him back to the farm?"
Lois-"Excellent. Come on, let's go sneeze awhile."


^^^All from "Krypto"

lmao i loved clarkie!

[LovelyLoisLane]

"I'll try not to use all the hot water."

that was so blatantly flirtatious, show of hands how many people bet her was imagining Lois in the shower after she said that? lol

[tomismysuperman]

Originally posted by LovelyLoisLane
"I'll try not to use all the hot water."

that was so blatantly flirtatious, show of hands how many people bet her was imagining Lois in the shower after she said that? lol

i hope you mean 'he'! if you do, then i raise my hand..if you meant her, then...um no.

[LovelyLoisLane]

yup I meant he, her wouldn't have made gramatic sense. It's one of my many frequent type-o's.

[tomismysuperman]

yeah, i thought so after i looked at the keyboard, because 'e' and 'r' are right next to each other. when i read the sentence i was just like, "WTF?"

[military_brat211]

I'd have to say I think the line where she says something like

I would never go into journalling because w/ my luck I'd get stuck sitting across from a dork.

or something along those lines. I don't remember it by heart lol. But I thought it was so funny because she ends up sitting acrposs from Clark lol.

[Clarke120]

"Did you pin this on me?" ~ Lois to Clark
"We'll talk about that later, Lois" ~ Clark responding.
"A little close to the boob, don't you think?" ~ Lois.

LOL, love that one. Clark's face at the mention of "boob" is brilliant.