Best Lex Quotes

[President_Luthor]

From Extinction

Clark: "He's a fanatic."

Lex: "And Chloe Sullivan isn't?"

[hpoppink]

From "Precipice":

Paul: You really are paranoid.

Lex: No, I'm just a frighteningly good judge of character.

[kal]

I love all these quotes, but there are two that have stuck with me for some reason. The "you have some explaining" one to Clark was absolutely priceless and the other I just love watching is the one that is in my signature. I love when Lex tries to piss off his father.

[smallville_girlie]

The Post Office can really screw things up!

[Tutankh]

my favourite is from precipice.... "You seem like a simple guy. I'd hate for your life to get complicated."

[TorchJournalist1989]

I loved the one from Crush about how he said love is about taking risks. ( I need to adopt this philosophy.)

Lex's insight in his quotes I absolutely love. Him and Chloe definitely get the best lines on Smallville.

[blossomhappy123]

I know it has been said before in this thread but I love :

Lex:You might wake up to find me gone
Helen: Lex...thats not funny!
Lex: Guess you had to be there.

Its not just the line its the way he says it...gets me laughing every time!

[Atana]

Lex to Chloe in "Kenetic"

"I look forward to resuming our verbal Judo"

"A man is measured by the quality of his friends"

[Kimo]

From "extinction"

"Clark, the only abilities I have are playing the stock market and falling for the wrong women."


To a hiding clark in "hug"

"There you are."

[Hyperion]

I like this quote!

"Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies."

[Kal 3L]

Lex: Trust me Clark, I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Clark: You're right...a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.

[moomin]

I thought...

"Clark, the hardest thing in the world is telling the woman you love that you like her"

..was right on the nose.

and ..

Clark: "lex, we thought you died!!"

Lex: "well apparantly fate has bigger plans for me"

...thought that was fiendishly clever to add at such heart-warming moment

oh and my sig one definitely is my funniest.

[clara]

i love the line in "X-Ray" where he says to that Nixon reporter: "Either way, you lose your house, your car and your family..." something like that. i love his expression when he said it, it was as if he was talking about taking a walk in the park, IMO. i always have a big smile on my face whenever i watch that particular scene...

[Purple Kryptonite]

From the episode "hug"

clark: its still strange to think that him and Rickmanwere once best friend. Do you think we'll ever end up like that?

lex: trust me clark our friendship will be the stuff of legend.

[Naomi]

also call me thick(not literally) but i dont get the 'had to be there' joke with helen and the bed-someonme explain please?!?!?!?

It's funny because of the way MR says it. Helen is looking all concerned, "Lex that's not funny" and I crack up every time at Lex having this mock-serious look on his face like oh dear, is it not. Then saying "Guess you had to be there". Just the smirky half crazy way he said it