Does Al Sahhim not recall the sacred vows he made before the Head of the Demon himself two years ago? Can't say I'd blame him if he didn't -- with all the hallucinogenic incense flying around that chamber. Maybe he thought he was marrying McKenna or even Helena.
(It's wedding night. Olicity's on fire!)
"Oliver: Ohh ... McKenna.
Felicity: WTF?!
Oliver: Whoa. Wait. My bad. Before you throw that half-eaten cupcake at me, let me explain ... I have PTSD, Ra's juiced me with god-knows-what drugs, Chase beat me senseless and messed with my head ...
Felicity: I mean, it was bad enough Quentin's wedding gift said: 'To Oliver + Laurel' He tried to pass it off as a typo. I mean, really? But now, as we are about to consummate our marriage ... you bring up one of your paramours? And did Nyssa really have to show up in full League widow regalia? The cape on that thing was longer than our limo! 'I am mourning the besmirching of my honour by your immoral union', she was saying the whole time.
Oliver: Baby, it's not that bad. She bought us a trip to Tahiti as a gift. Tahiti!
Felicity: She wore a black veil to the reception. A veil! It took six ninjas to carry her train.
Oliver: If you will just give me ... a moment ... to process a suitable explanation. I mean, McKenna was one of my better relationships. So by comparing her to you -- it shows how much I care ... right?! *steamed, Felicity goes to bathroom and slams door*
*His phone buzzes, it's a text from Rene: Yo, dog!!! Me 'n hoss are in Vegas, baby. Hitting the casino now. Hey, whatever you do -- don't say another girl's name, lol. Peace out.*
Oliver: I cannot catch a break! *mumbles* Stupid League wedding. I got Ra's-blocked."
(It's wedding night. Olicity's on fire!)
"Oliver: Ohh ... McKenna.
Felicity: WTF?!
Oliver: Whoa. Wait. My bad. Before you throw that half-eaten cupcake at me, let me explain ... I have PTSD, Ra's juiced me with god-knows-what drugs, Chase beat me senseless and messed with my head ...
Felicity: I mean, it was bad enough Quentin's wedding gift said: 'To Oliver + Laurel' He tried to pass it off as a typo. I mean, really? But now, as we are about to consummate our marriage ... you bring up one of your paramours? And did Nyssa really have to show up in full League widow regalia? The cape on that thing was longer than our limo! 'I am mourning the besmirching of my honour by your immoral union', she was saying the whole time.
Oliver: Baby, it's not that bad. She bought us a trip to Tahiti as a gift. Tahiti!
Felicity: She wore a black veil to the reception. A veil! It took six ninjas to carry her train.
Oliver: If you will just give me ... a moment ... to process a suitable explanation. I mean, McKenna was one of my better relationships. So by comparing her to you -- it shows how much I care ... right?! *steamed, Felicity goes to bathroom and slams door*
*His phone buzzes, it's a text from Rene: Yo, dog!!! Me 'n hoss are in Vegas, baby. Hitting the casino now. Hey, whatever you do -- don't say another girl's name, lol. Peace out.*
Oliver: I cannot catch a break! *mumbles* Stupid League wedding. I got Ra's-blocked."
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