Arrow Abridged 1.01 Pilot

[Batman6]

1.01 Pilot

Oliver: My name is Oliver Queen. After two years on an island, one year in Hong Kong where I spent a little time back in Starling City, a few months in Coast City, another year on the same island and a year in Russia, I have come home with one goal: save my city by shooting people in the face with arrows.

Chinese Fishermen: Yeah, we found Robin Hood.

*Oliver is taken back to Starling City. He goes to Queen Manor.*

Moira: Welcome back, Ollie.

*On instinct, Oliver kicks Moira, Thea, Walter and the maid, sending them all flying into a piano*

Oliver: I am so sorry, I have incredible reflexes.

Tommy: Hi, Oliver.

*Oliver kicks Tommy into the piano*

Oliver: Reflexes.

*Oliver kicks Laurel into the piano*

Oliver: Sorry, reflexes.

Laurel: You killed my sister, I hate you. Also, you cheated on me with her.

Oliver: Can you really blame me? You're such a *****.

Moira: Diggle watch Oliver.

Diggle: Okay, hey, where did he go?

*Oliver dresses as the Hood and corners Adam Hunt*

Oliver: You scammed people, that was very naughty.

Quentin: I hate the Hood. I'm gonna arrest him.

*Oliver gets kidnapped and electro shock tortured. He busts out and neck snaps everybody*

Oliver: No one can know my secret.

Moira: That so totally wasn't me.

[Batman6]

1.02 Honor Thy Father

Moira: Ollie, you might want to get your death certificate repelled.

*Oliver goes to the courthouse and runs into Laurel*

Oliver: Oh god, not you again.

Laurel: I'm prosecuting Martin Somers.

Oliver: Hey, that guy's on a list my dad left me.

*Martin Somers calls Henchmen R Us*

Somers: I'd like an assassin to kill Laurel Lance.

*The Hood beats up Chien Na Wei*

[Batman6]

1.03 Lone Gunman

Oliver: Okay, I'm gonna shoot this bad guy.

*Deadshot shoots the bad guy before Oliver can*

Oliver: Hey, you stole my kill.

*Oliver builds a stripclub above his hideout*

Thea: Tommy shagged Laurel.

Oliver: Whatever.

Laurel: I shagged your best mate. Pay attention to me.

*Oliver meets the Bratva*

Oliver: Hi, can you tell me who Deadshot is?

Bratva guy: Yeah, he's Floyd Lawton.

Deadshot: I'm gonna go kill Walter before he bids on stuff.

*Oliver shoots Deadshot in the eye*

Oliver: Yeah, Diggle, I'm the Hood.