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  • #16
    Lex: You know, I'd like a clone of you.
    Lana: What?
    Lex: Uh, what?

    ----- Added 34 Minutes later -----

    Lex: Clark, how did you survive me hitting you with a car?
    Clark: Don't worry Lex, by the end of this thing, every speaking character will know how.
    Last edited by HowardFilms; 04-07-2011, 03:20 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    • #17
      Originally posted by spotteddog
      Clark: Lex, this is probably wrong to ask, but how did you lose your hair?
      Lex: It's ok, Clark. I lost my hair when I ran into some meteor rock
      Clark: I know what that's like. I ran into a little brunette and lost my nuts

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      • #18
        Some funny faux quotes.

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        • #19
          Chloe: My greatest dream is to be fired from the Daily Planet... twice.

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          • #20
            Clark: Look Dad I cant get hurt
            **Sticks hand in woodchipper***
            Clark: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Damn Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
            **Pulls bloody stump out**
            Clark: Damn. Must of been a dream. Oh well. Whats for dinner?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HowardFilms
              Lana: So what are you Clark, Man or Superman?
              Clark: Ask me in ten years. But my answer will be "The Blur." Hope that works for you.
              ----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

              Lana: Wanna go on a date?

              Clark:nah, you're to whiny.
              Last edited by Tebow15; 04-08-2011, 05:24 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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              • #22
                Whitney: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a flying tractor...? Oh sh*t!
                tractor crashes into Whiteny.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Supsfan
                  after watching 10 Seasons of the show

                  Lana: I am leaving Smallville forever.

                  Would have saved us alot of hassle
                  Oh if only....

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by protector91
                    Whitney: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a flying tractor...? Oh sh*t!
                    tractor crashes into Whiteny.

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                    • #25
                      Clark: Dad, I feel like such an outsider, like a freak!
                      Jonathan: Don't worry, over the next ten years, every eligible woman you meet will be attracted to you.
                      Clark: But I want only Lana...
                      Jonathan: You'll get over it...(tosses a copy of Superman #50 at him)

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                      • #26
                        Lana : so what are you? Man or Superman

                        Clark: Am the effing blur *****.... Holla back... May 13!

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                        • #27
                          Jonathan: Clark, I have to ask you something

                          Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                          Jonathan: When Lex's car was speeding at you, and being as fast as you are...

                          Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                          Jonathan: Did you ever think of just getting out of the way?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by spotteddog
                            Jonathan: Clark, I have to ask you something

                            Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                            Jonathan: When Lex's car was speeding at you, and being as fast as you are...

                            Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                            Jonathan: Did you ever think of just getting out of the way?
                            LMAO

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by HowardFilms
                              Lana: So what are you Clark, Man or Superman?
                              Clark: Ask me in ten years. But my answer will be "The Blur." Hope that works for you.
                              Originally posted by DC Fanboy
                              Lex: Do you believe a man can fly?
                              Clark: sure, in a plane.

                              Lex: No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about soaring through the clouds
                              Clark: People can't fly, Lex

                              Lex: I bet I'll fly before you do.
                              Originally posted by spotteddog
                              Clark: Lex, this is probably wrong to ask, but how did you lose your hair?
                              Lex: It's ok, Clark. I lost my hair when I ran into some meteor rock
                              Clark: I know what that's like. I ran into a little brunette and lost my nuts
                              Originally posted by blair85
                              Lex: I wonder what it would look like if Clark and I had a kid together...
                              Originally posted by Blue screen of death
                              Lex you know Lana, you're with the wrong guy.

                              Lana: what do you mean?

                              Lex: sure you can stick with the quarterback or you could move in with me and i could clone you and make you think you're pregnant"

                              Lana: oooh really? i'd almost think your serious but i haven't taken that many blows to the head.

                              Lex: give it time..... give it time.
                              Originally posted by corfy
                              Chloe: My greatest dream is to be fired from the Daily Planet... twice.
                              Originally posted by Carstonio
                              Clark: Dad, I feel like such an outsider, like a freak!
                              Jonathan: Don't worry, over the next ten years, every eligible woman you meet will be attracted to you.
                              Clark: But I want only Lana...
                              Jonathan: You'll get over it...(tosses a copy of Superman #50 at him)
                              Originally posted by spotteddog
                              Jonathan: Clark, I have to ask you something

                              Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                              Jonathan: When Lex's car was speeding at you, and being as fast as you are...

                              Clark: Yeah, Dad?

                              Jonathan: Did you ever think of just getting out of the way?


                              You guys are awesome!

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                              • #30
                                Lex: Clark, I really loved your mouth to mouth, so sexy.

                                Clark: Dude, I think you need therapy.

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