Quotes in Family Matters

[xrayvision]

This thread is for the discussion of quotes/lines heard throughout Family Matters.

[xrayvision]

These made me laugh:

Crowley: So, me Charlie, you angels. Are we clear?

Sam's nephew: The only action you've seen lately is between the legs of your slut girlfriend.

[Ginx]

so what did he offer you... girls, money..hair?

[Super-ville]

Dean: "I don't know man, i can just feel it. And if you weren't Robo-Sam, you'd feel it too."

[SVfan26]

[Disclaimer: Quotes are not exactly word-for-word as happened in the episode; apologies]

Cas - "Is he speaking in tongues? Are you speaking in tongues?"
Sam - "No. What are you... are you.. diagnosing me?"
Dean - "You better hope he can.
Sam - "You think there's something..."
Dean - "What, d'you think there's just a clinic out there for people who pop out of Hell wrong?"
---
Cas - "Sam, what are you feeling right now?"
Sam - "I feel like my nose is broken."
Cas - "No, that's a physical sensation. How do you feel?"
Sam - "Well, I think....."
Cas - "Feel."
Sam - "I.. don't know."
*Dean and Sam watches Castiel pull his belt off*
Sam - "Wha.. uh."
Cas - "This will be unpleasant. Bite down on this. If there's someplace soothing, you should go there. ... In your mind."
*Cas tries to 'read' Sam's soul*
Cas - "It's his soul. It's gone."
--*title opener*--
Dean - "Uhm. I'm-I'm sorry. One more time. Like I'm five. ......."
--
Dean - "So is he still Sam?"
Cas - "Well, you pose an interesting philosophical question."

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Christian - "Dean."
Dean - "Hello Newman."
--
Dean - "We got a few questions. Day you got back, what happened?"
Samuel - "We've been over this."
Dean - "Well recap it for our wingman."
Samuel - "This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured."
Cas - "This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building."
Dean - "Alright, alright, quit bragging. ......"
--
Christian - "What the hell?"
Dean - "It's fine. Angel cavity search."
---
Christian - "So who you calling?"
Dean - "You're wife. Gonna let her know I won't be able to make it tonight."
Christian - "You know, I've tried playing nice, but I'm done."
Dean - "So you're telling me you are an even bigger knob that you've been letting on?"
Christian - "I've been here doing my job, where've you been? You act like this is pro tennis. The only action you've seen is between the legs of your slut girlfriend."

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Dean - "And with all that dead blood running through your veins, I don't think you got enough juice to fire up your psychic Bat-signal."
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Sam - "Answer my question."
Alpha Vamp - "You first."
Sam - "You're the one in the cage."
--
AV - "So, when we 'freaks' die, where do we go? Not Heaven. Not Hell. So?"
Dean - "Legoland?!"
--
AV - "He doesn't. He does as he is told."
Dean - "Well if the old man's Kermit. Then who's hand's up his ass?"
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Gwen - "Hi."
Dean - "Gwen. And I thought we had something special."
--
Dean - "... And if we make it through this, you, me, and Sam are having one helluva family meeting."

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*they hear slow clapping*
Sam - "Crowley.?"
Crowley - "Well, that was dramatic."
--
Sam - *unemotionally angry-speaking at Samuel*; "So you're Crowley's b!tch?"
--
Crowley - "... I knew you boys would be so hung up on, family loyalty nonsense, he says 'jump', you'd get frogging."
--
Crowley - "Just so we're understood; me Charlie, you Angels. Yeah?"

[xrayvision]

Castiel: My true form is about the size of your Chrysler Building.

No wonder it seemed like he was everywhere in Lazarus Rising. Damn, I'd hate to know how big Zachariah was. Or how big Michael is.

[Krypto_marcus]

I loved the Seinfeld reference!

Christian: "Dean"

Dean: "Hello.. Newman"

[Krypto_marcus]

Samuel: This Castiel? (to Castiel) You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
Dean: Alright, alright, quit bragging.

Sam: So, Samuel didn't take the bait, so I went with Plan B.
Dean: We had a Plan B?
Sam: I fired up the GPS in one of his cell phones. We should be able to track him right to the Alpha.
Dean: The old man won't notice?
Sam: Trust me. He thinks Velcro is big news.

Dean: With all that dead blood firing through your veins, I'm not sure you've got enough juice to fire up that psychic Bat-Signal of yours, do you?

[Anno_Domini]

Alpha Vampire: When we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?

Dean: Legoland?

Alpha Vampire: A little rusty on our Dante, boys?




This conversation got me so excited because I LOVE The Divine Comedy.

[Welling_is_pretty]

So many great quotes already here but here a few that haven't been given yet:

Sam: "It's still me."
Dean: "Is it?"
Sam: "Yes."

Sam: "You're stuck with the soulless guy so you might as well work with me."

Castiel: "Of course. You're problems always come first." (I honestly can't tell if that was supposed to be sarcastic or sincere?)

Dean: "Big Daddy Bloodsucker? I ain't gonna miss that."

Sam: "You. Sayin' you don't trust family."

Gwen: "I'm in the rear--with the reject?"

Sam: "You didn't think I'd come back?"
Dean: "Ii figured 60/40."