Quotes

[superhippie2000]

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[Super-ville]

Cas- "Dean and I do share a more profound bond."
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Sam- "Hello?"
Cas- "That is still the term, isn't it?"
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Sam-"What the hell is that?"
Dean-"Thats Ben's Halloween costume."
Sam-"....Wendigo?
Dean-"Yeah
Sam-"Pretty accurate"

[Krypto_marcus]

Dean: "Who died and made you boss?"
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Sam: "Where you..eh..where you racing me?"

Dean: "No, I was kicking your ass"

Sam: "Very mature"
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Dean: "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here"

Sam: "You're an idiot"
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Sam: "Like I said, the son of a ***** doesn't answer... he's right behind me isn't he?"
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Sam: "My car!"

Dean: "Okay, silver lining"
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Balthazar: "This morning I had a menage a... what's french for twelve?"
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Sam: "What the hell is that?"

Dean: "That's Ben's halloween costume"

Sam: "Wendigo?"

Dean: "Yeah"

Sam: "Accurate"

[SuperNinjaAlex]

Sam: he's right behind me isnt he?

[MannaBanana]

• Cas: Dean and I do share a more profound bond. *pauses and whispers to Dean* I wasnt going to say anthing.

• Cas: I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.

• Cas: You smoked him with the Staff of Moses
• Dad: What the Hell kind of a Fed are you?

• Cas: I Believe the Hairless ape has the floor.

God Ive missed Cas! He delivers the best one-liners!

[Swisslette]

skidmark and bubblewrap

[ChrisB85]

The officer in the Patrolcar after he speedtraped Sam (at least I think it was Sam speeding past him): Well, you can do better than that.

[Krypto_marcus]

The officer in the Patrolcar after he speedtraped Sam (at least I think it was Sam speeding past him): Well, you can do better than that.

I don't think it was Sam. Looked like a Porsche.

[seawolf24]

Yeah, it wasn't Sam.

[Spirit Detective]

Balthazar to Raphael: “Hey! Look at my junk.”

[seawolf24]

Dean to Ben over the phone: "I know you're lying. Because I lie professionally, that's how. Now tell your mom you broke the damn thing and take it like a man. Okay? O-o-okay."

Sam: "Wow."

Dean: "What?"

Sam: "You. Molding the minds of tomorrow. Who knew?"

[Welling_is_pretty]

Aside from what has already been posted:

Dean: "Who died and made you boss?"

Dean: "Still driving the plastic piece of crap, huh?"
Sam: "What's your mileage again?"
Dean: "Shut up."

Dean: "Your nukes are loose?"

I can't remember the exact quote but the bit about "Chuck Heston's disco stick".

Castiel: "My people skills are rusty." (and his air quotes make it even better!)

Dean: "Your frat buddy is now moonlighting as a crossroads demon."

Dean: "I was expecting more Dr. No, less Liberace."

Castiel: "Even I know that's a bad joke."

Balthazar: "Tell Raphael to bite me."

Dean: "Who's fighting? Peace out, douchewad."

[awa2778]

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Castiel:"I believe the hairless ape has the floor".

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Castiel:"I believe the hairless ape has the floor".

Castiel:I think we can rule out Moses as a suspect."

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Castiel"I can't care about that, Dean . I don't have the luxury."