Quotes from "Hostage"

[kari916]

Perry: Lane, If for some reason I dont make it and you do.
Lois: Don't talk like that!
Perry: Its not pretty but it has to be said... I think I deserve the first position on the by-line.


that so sounded like sth Lois would say :P

This was probabley my favorite quote in the whole episode.

[Lnc4Ever]

The whole dinner scene! Just the look on Lois's face whenever Clark replied to Martha's and Perry's questions. Like, what you've been smokin' Smallville?!

[Caught_In_The_Sun]

Lois: (to Clark) If you can't recognize my butt in a pair of jeans, then what are you thinking about?

A legitimate concern...I am with Lois on this one.

[Man.Of.Steel]

Clark: I've been distracted
Lois: Well I'm sorry to get between a man and his tractor..

LOL! Loved that one!

[Iluvgreen]

I don't remember exactly but it went something like this:

Perry: They really did a number on your closet.
Lois: Oh, no. It's always like this.

Just the deliver of the lines while stuff is falling on top of Lois' head as she searches for a blackberry inside a sexy costume was hillarious and so Lois.

[Dr. Curt Connors]

Lois: Who's sorry now, bee-yotch!

I dunno why, but I though that was hilarious coming out of Lois' mouth!

[actaeon]

Perry: Those were my fuzzy navel years.

That line had me thinking, what an odd drink for a middle aged man! Fuzzy navels-- really?

[Smallville Rules]

Martha: The book of rao will transport kryptonians to another planet
Clark: That may be what i need
Martha: You don't understand the book of rao will transport all kryptonians including you

[terri7015]

Perry: "Well either you've been robbed or I missed a hell of a party."
Lois: "My parties are never that good."
Perry: "You know what this means don't ya?"
Lois: "We are officially a threat."
lol I loved this conversation and how they were all just excited about becoming a threat and didn't care about the appartment.
and Lois: "Maybe that really was a mexican restaurant."