Quotes you wish were in The Devil You Know

[xrayvision]

Dean: Cas, where the hell are you?

Cas: Right behind you.

Dean: Whoa, don't sneak up on me like that.

Cas: What is it?

Dean: Look, that poor bastard Gabriel got killed.

Cas: What do you need me to do?

Dean: His Trickster ways kept us on our toes & we need that if we're gonna beat the devil.

Cas: So you want me to play pranks on you?

Dean: Yeah, something like that.

Cas: But I'm not in tune with your sense of humor.

Dean: Just do something.

Cas: Alright.

[Cas snaps his fingers]

Dean: Where the hell are we?

Cas: You're PhD students who are working on a thesis to decode the meaning of that Madonna song Angel.

Sam: Uh, Cas, this is really lame.

Cas: Try to get out of this if you can you bastards.

[Cas then does a really bad, forced, robotic-sounding laugh]

Cas: Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!!!!

Dean: OK, that was Criss Angel level douchiness.

[All of a sudden a professor walks in with a pointy bra]

Dr. Sutherland: Have the scrolls on the "material one" helped?

Sam: Nooo!!!!!!!

Dean: Oh man, I did not need to see that.

Sam: I'm blind!!!

Dean: Sam, please use your demon killing powers on my eyes.

Sam: Unfortunately they don't work like that Dean. We need to call an angel to burn out our eyes.

Dean: Yeah, well the only one we know put us here and the only one we know who's flaming is Crowley & he's a demon.

Sam: Maybe we can have him stab or cut out our eyes.

Dean: Good call.

[SuperNinjaAlex]

Dean: the hell, you almost got me killed

Crowley: well what can i say im a demon...you can take bull from ring but it will still tackle your sorry ass

[Spirit Detective]

Dean: Whitney?

Brady: Who are you?

Dean: It's me, Jason Teague.

Brady: Teague, teague, OH YEAH Teague! How have you been?

Dean: Pretty decent considering I got shot and fell down a ravine. Oh yeah, a house fell on me too.

Brady: Was it Lana?

Dean: How did you know?

Brady: Where do you think I found this meatsuit? The poor sap went on a suicide mission after getting the "dear john".

Dean: At least she wasn't the cause of your mother's death. How is old Smallville these days?

Brady: I don't know, I haven't been there since that flashback in season 4. I did hear of this something called a Silver Banshee.

Dean: Silver Banshee?

Brady: Apparently there was this cursed painting.

Dean: That doesn't sound very Supermanly.

Brady: And your whole quest for stones did? I hear you at least tangled with a witch. Was she in cahoots with us?

Dean: Nah, she did mention something about a "Zod". Not sure what that is.

Brady: Sounds like cheap cloning crap to me.

Dean: Yeah, shapeshifter would have been more believable.

Brady: You mean like that whore of babylon Tina Greer?

Dean: Mmm Tina, reminds me of the time I got wasted over a drink called AppleTina. Much better than an appletini.

Brady: Why did we go on a tangent?

Dean: It's better than you kicking the crap out of me at the Umbrella Corp. Besides, we were both tortured in hell by the devil.

Brady: Lucifer?

Dean: No, Al and Miles and their soap opera fanfiction.

[xrayvision]

^^Hahaha!!! Good one. Both JA & EC were in Facade. That's the only time they were ever in a common episode prior to The Devil You Know to my knowledge.