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    Quotes you wish were in Hammer of the Gods

    [The Winchesters are driving in the Impala]

    Sam: Dean, I'm bored.

    Dean: Since when are you bored riding shotgun?

    Sam: Let's play a game. I'll think of something & you'll have to guess it.

    Dean: No way. That's lame.

    Sam: C'mon Dean!

    Dean: Fine. Mike Hammer? I loved that TV show.

    Sam: No.

    Dean: Hammermill paper? I love making xerox copies of my butt on that.

    Sam: No.

    Dean: MC Hammer? I still have a pair of those baggy pants when I was in that phase.

    Sam: Nope.

    Dean: Hammerlock? My favorite wrestling move.

    Sam: Ice cold dude.

    Dean: Rogers & Hammerstein? I'm a sucker for showtunes.

    Sam: No & I really didn't need to hear that.

    Dean: Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer? Love that music video.

    Sam: Not even close.

    Dean: Greg "the Hammer" Valentine? Awesome wrestler.

    Sam: Dean, what the hell's up with you and hammers?

    Dean: Denny's Moons Over My Hammer? Awesome breakfast.

    Sam: No & it's Moons Over My Hammy. You know what Dean, forget the game.

    Dean: You know what Sammy, I can go for one of those now.

    Dean (singing Sinatra style): It's time for Moons Over My Hammy. For badass Dean & his nerdy brother Sammy...

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    Cas: Sam Dean come with me i need to show you something.

    **walking up to the league of super best friends**

    Cas: sam and dean id like you to met jesus, krishna, moses, buddah,and seaman (Sea Man: its Sea Man).

    Jesus: Sam and Dean we need your help. the gingers and tom cruise are trying to kidnap **bleep** we need your help saving him.

    Dean: **bleep**? what does he have to do with anything?

    Jesus: **bleep** is the only one who can save the planet from lucifer.

    Sam: what about micheal?

    Moses: Micheal can't do anything at this point lucifer is too strong. its **bleep** goo that gives the power to stop luficer.

    Dean: ok where do we find **bleep**

    Cas: last we heard **bleep** was being held captive by mecha striesand.

    Dean: wait someones comming.

    **in rolls bobby**

    Dean: Bobby what are you doing here?

    Bobby: Im not Bobby. names mitch connor and i need to tell you something. john isnt really your dad.

    Dean: what you mean he isnt my father?

    Mitch: its a long story but the truth lies with **bleep** you must find him.

    Sam: but how will we stop mech striesand?

    Mitch: sam you must say yes to lucifer.

    Sam: ok ill say yes.

    **in pops lucifer**

    lucifer: Saddam?

    Sam: no it is me Sam. i say yes. but we must stop mecha striesand to help **bleep**

    Dean: wait sam you cant do this. we can save **bleep** another way.

    Jesus: there is no other way.

    Cas: jesus is right dean.

    Dean: jesus Christ!!!

    Sam: yes lucifer take me.

    Samifer: ok were is mecha striesand?

    Cas: she is eating deans car right now.

    Samifer: ok ill wait till shes done.

    dean: HEY!!!

    **Samifer sticks mecha striesand in the foot with a demon dagger and she goes bye bye**

    Samifer: ok done and **bleep** is saved.

    Dean: ok mitch we saved **bleep** now tell me who is my father?

    Mitch: I am your father dean. it was me the entire time.

    Dean: Mitch? you? i dont even know you?

    Mitch: you idjit not mitch. me, bobby.

    Dean: daddy?

    Bobby: yes my son.

    Sam: bobby are you my father?

    Bobby: no johns your father.

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    Mr. Not-So Comatose xrayvision's Avatar
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    Is **bleep** Cartman?

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    did you see the new south park?

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    No, since I don't have cable. Did they bring back the Super Best Friends? The only one I saw them in was the one with David Blaine & Blaintology. Also, I thought Mecha-Striesand was killed by Robert Smith.

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    ya they did they had a 2 parter for the 200th episode. they kind of recapped the whole series lol

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    if Zeus was there:

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!

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    Cartoon Dean on TV: Silly rabbit! Trix are for Tricksters. Wait a minute, why am I a cartoon on TV?

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    Dean: Zachariah, you're back!!?!

    Zachariah: Yeah, you killed me. Where was I gonna go, Detroit?"

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    Lucifer (in Jacob's body): Let's see you try and kill me now black smoke monster!

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    Dean: Hey aren't you guys forgetting something?

    Sam: Yeah, they have to rip our hearts out with their bare hands & send us to a fiery pit as sacrifices to Kali.

    Dean: Shut up Sam.

    Kali: How dare you insult me with that nonense from that crappy movie.

    Dean: No, I meant isn't someone who could help us stop Lucifer missing from this room?

    Baldur: Hmm...

    Ganesh: I can't think of anyone...

    Mercury: Nope, we're all here.

    Dean: Xenu, you morons!

    Kali: Xenu?

    Dean: Yeah, that dude from Scientology. I heard Tom Cruise is on his way to jump on your couch & make you watch MI 3 because you forgot Xenu.

    Sam: Travolta too. I heard he's coming here to make you all watch Battlefield Earth.

    Gabriel: Sam, you did it!!! You just found another thing that would kill Lucifer!!

    Dean: Or make him kill himself, like I would.

    Gabriel: Yeah, but I'd just bring you back.

    Sam (smiling): You know he would.

    Dean: Yeah, cuz he's a dick.

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    *to the gods*

    Dean: Im suppose to be scared?...what your gonna release the kraken if i dont play along?

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