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    "the only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they eventually grow up to become." -- Casey

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    Chuck: "I'm not a machine....OK, maybe I AM a machine, but I'm also a person."

    Lester: "I'm saying, do not wager against the brown beauty and the snake. He can unhinge his jaw and he sheds skin."

    Chuck: "Anything else you want to know before we die?"
    Morgan: "Yeah, just one more. Um...so Sarah is your handler. Does that maker her your beard? In other words, is your whole relationship a fake? 'Cuz...uh...buddy, this is awful."
    Chuck: "Why? Because we never had sex?"
    Morgan: "No, I just feel like... You never had sex with that girl!?"
    Last edited by closetclana; 03-09-2010, 09:08 AM.

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    • #3
      Morgan: You're a good liar, Chuck, but you're not that good. All right, you lied to me for three years, but I always knew you loved that girl. I mean, I saw the way you looked at her. We all did. It's okay. You don't have to deny it. Tell me you don't love Sarah.
      Chuck: You know what, you're right, buddy. I do love Sarah. I kept telling myself that I didn't. That I wouldn't, I couldn't, but I do.

      Shaw: We have no reason to believe that we can trust him.
      Chuck: Yes, we do. We have 22 reasons why we can trust him. That's the number of years that Morgan has been my best friend.

      Shaw: I'm saying that until you start flashing again, you're no longer a spy.
      Chuck: No. No. No, you can't... you can't do that. Being a spy is all that I have. I gave up everything for this. *looks at Sarah and my heart melts because I'm sure that "everything" mostly meant their relationship* <3

      Casey: Peace out, man.

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      • #4
        *Chuck looking through the bad guy 'flash' cards*
        Chuck: Oh, I know this one. The Condor! The Jackal!
        *looks at the back of the card*
        Chuck: Chan Minh Chi, dammit!


        Big Mike: VICTORY!

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        • #5
          morgan: you flashed on duckhunt

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          • #6
            Morgan: (super excited) Chuck, you are officially rehired as my best friend!

            Morgan: (after getting into castle and mouthing) Oh My God!!

            Chuck: What are you guys doing?
            Lester: Spy stuff Chuck. Spy stuff you're not qualified to do!
            Lester: (doing push-ups) 45, 47, 32, 24

            Jeff: Make love not war!

            Anything Jester!

            ----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

            I mean "Jeffster".
            Last edited by CaptainObvious; 03-10-2010, 10:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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            • #7
              Casey: "Awesome is awesome. Grimes is a moron." (so Casey!)

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