Lines you wish were in this episode......

[superhippie2000]

Clark: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[xrayvision]

[After the big moment]

Lex: How do you like my realistic Lois mask, Clark?

[superhippie2000]

Clark: I'm OUT OF CONTOL.

[erikamichelle614]

[After the big moment]

Lex: How do you like my realistic Lois mask, Clark?

hahahahaha

----- Added 31 Seconds later -----

Clark: "ehh- chloe was better."

[theloisclone]

Lois- Hot damn Clark. It took you HOW MANY season to do that!

Lois- Ollie we need to stop because I am giving Clark the wrong impression

Ollie (to Speedy)- Can you stop being so damn stubborn woman?

[xrayvision]

Pimp: What the hell?

Clark: Yeah, you shouldn't mess with me Justin Pimp-erlake.

Lois (with Oliver): Clark?

Clark: Oh crap. Here's my clothes Pimp-erlake. You're the Blur. You rat me out, and I promise your life will end faster than Britney's career.

[He speeds out]

Lois (turning around): You're the Blur?

Pimp: Yeah!

Lois: You gotta be kidding me. Add some B's & an E. You're really Blubber, the Blur's overweight cousin, right?

Pimp: Nope.

Lois: Daayyuuum!!!

[SuperheroFan87]

*Good Morning Metropolis*

Announcer: Coming up, we head to the kitchen with Clark where he will show all the ladies out there how to bake a delicious lemon marange pie.

Clark: I'm the new Martha Stewart ladies, don't miss my segment!

[Lois pukes off camera, effectively preventing any further taping].

[DGirlLois4Clark]

Clark: Your place or mine lol

[SVFan7337]

Lois (after kissing Clark): "Wait. You're the Blur! I kissed you when you were pretending to be Green Arrow!"

[DC Fanboy]

*cue Superman theme*
Clark: No longer am IIIII ....just a mannnn.............I only go byyyy ....SUPERMANNNN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNh23yRiJc

[xrayvision]

Posted these in another thread:


Zod: You dropped your newspaper sir.

Clark: Oh, thank you my kind man. By the way, what's your name?

Zod: Zod...Zod McZod.

Clark: Really? That's awesome. I knew some guy named Zod who liked to make people kneel before him. A nasty fellow.

Zod: Really?

Clark: Yes. He had this black ship named Brainiac that also had a humanoid/AI form. That bastard gave me real problems.

Zod: Go on...

Clark: This Zod fellow wanted to make Earth's crust similar to that of another planet that he claimed to be from...Krypton. Have you heard anything so bizarre?

Zod: No. What happened to this fellow? I would think he's in some mental institution.

Clark: Nah, he wishes. I sucked his soul out of my former best friend-turned-enemy's body and then eradicated his soul by using it to power a big refrigerator I have up north.

Clark (leaving): Anyway see you around my good friend.

Zod (clearly angry): You will kneel before me you worthless human. The day a human does that to me is the day I will end up on a planet named Houston.

[mrkent]

Lois (right after the kiss) " Mint ?"

[malft]

Lois: after "The Kiss":"You're on the clock Lover!"

Clark: scuffs toe shyly and buries his hands in his pockets- "Aw, shucks maam. Twernt nothin any other red blooded American boy wouldn"t do."

[Dyanara]

Pimp: What the hell?

Clark: Yeah, you shouldn't mess with me Justin Pimp-erlake.

Lois (with Oliver): Clark?

Clark: Oh crap. Here's my clothes Pimp-erlake. You're the Blur. You rat me out, and I promise your life will end faster than Britney's career.

[He speeds out]

Lois (turning around): You're the Blur?

Pimp: Yeah!

Lois: You gotta be kidding me. Add some B's & an E. You're really Blubber, the Blur's overweight cousin, right?

Pimp: Nope.

Lois: Daayyuuum!!!

No you did not just diss Britney?!

[xrayvision]

Lois: Why is my mouth pie-y?