Lines you wish were in this episode.........

[superhippie2000]

Us: Where the hell is Shelby? Hell is Shelby? Shelby?

[rebecavaldez]

Clark: I know.
Lois: Know what?
Clark: You've been having sex dreams about me.
Lois: ...
Clark(running around the Daily Planet): Nanana! You've been having sex dreams about me! Hey everyone! Lois wants me!!

[superhippie2000]

[Blur 26]

Clark: I know.
Lois: Know what?
Clark: You've been having sex dreams about me.
Lois: ...
Clark(running around the Daily Planet): Nanana! You've been having sex dreams about me! Hey everyone! Lois wants me!!

[BohoRoohaha]

I second that emotion ..con...hehe. awesome.

[xrayvision]

[A driver honks his horn & there is a collision]

Driver: Where'd you learn ta drive buddy!!!!

Zod: Kneel before Zod!

[The driver gives him the finger]

Zod (looks up): What? It's the yellow sun.

Driver: Show me your insurance info.

Zod: I'm covered by Lanas of London.

[Later on at a body shop while a mechanic is fixing up Zod's car]

Zod: What is that material that is falling?

Mechanic: Material?

[Zod gives him the finger as a motion for the mechanic to look up]

Mechanic: You son of a b**ch!!!

[The mechanic KO's Zod with a wrench]

[Mr._Action]

"Previously on 'The Lois Lane Show..."

[superhippie2000]

Toy Man says... I like big butts and i can not lie.

[DC Fanboy]

Toyman: You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
If you've got troubles,I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

[kg1507]

Clark: Lois, the reason I told you to leave was because I heard a rumor that there was a bomb hidden in the building. I didn't want to hurt you, but I didn't know how else to make you believe me. I'm sorry.

[KryptoKnight]

Clark: Who chose this stupid background music?
Lois: Not me, it really sucks!
Chloe: Yes, I know what you two mean, it's insane.
Tess: I don't know, I am too busy being me to notice. Have you seen me lately?
Oliver: I think someone needs to do something about it.
Metallo: I got your background music right HERE!!!!!

[Iluvgreen]

Clark: Who chose this stupid background music?
Lois: Not me, it really sucks!
Chloe: Yes, I know what you two mean, it's insane.
Tess: I don't know, I am too busy being me to notice. Have you seen me lately?
Oliver: I think someone needs to do something about it.
Metallo: I got your background music right HERE!!!!!

[Dyanara]

Clark: Lois, the reason I told you to leave was because I heard a rumor that there was a bomb hidden in the building. I didn't want to hurt you, but I didn't know how else to make you believe me. I'm sorry.

HOLLA!
Clark: I dont know how anyone would even get a second date after messing everything up like that.
Lois: He won't.

[CynDLou26]

Thanks for the laugh I needed it!

[A driver honks his horn & there is a collision]

Driver: Where'd you learn ta drive buddy!!!!

Zod: Kneel before Zod!

[The driver gives him the finger]

Zod (looks up): What? It's the yellow sun.

Driver: Show me your insurance info.

Zod: I'm covered by Lanas of London.

[Later on at a body shop while a mechanic is fixing up Zod's car]

Zod: What is that material that is falling?

Mechanic: Material?

[Zod gives him the finger as a motion for the mechanic to look up]

Mechanic: You son of a b**ch!!!

[The mechanic KO's Zod with a wrench]

[rebecavaldez]

I second that emotion ..con...hehe. awesome.

Thanks Guys!


Clark: So, Lois. You wear thongs?
Lois: Um...no.
Clark: Don't lie. I hear you think it. Then I used my x-ray vision to check it out. I love red and blue by the way
Lois: ....