Favorite chuck quotes

[krpto]

Post your favorite lines from chuck episodes here.

pilot

Morgan: Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicki Vale!

Chuck: [sing-song] Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale, Vickity-Vickity Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale-- [sees Sarah, drops phone]

Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting.

Chuck: No, not at all... Uh, that's fr--it's from Batman.

Sarah: 'Cause that makes it better.

Chuck versus the helecopter
Sarah: Some people want to be heroes, and other have to be asked. So, Chuck. Are you ready?

Chuck versus the tango
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at a bad guy] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.

[jkashuba07]

Post your favorite lines from chuck episodes here.

pilot

Morgan: Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicki Vale!

Chuck: [sing-song] Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale, Vickity-Vickity Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale-- [sees Sarah, drops phone]

Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting.

Chuck: No, not at all... Uh, that's fr--it's from Batman.

Sarah: 'Cause that makes it better.

Chuck versus the helecopter
Sarah: Some people want to be heroes, and other have to be asked. So, Chuck. Are you ready?

Chuck versus the tango
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at a bad guy] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.

I thought we had a thread on this?

anyway mine is from season 1 Chuck vs the Truth

Casey: I got it
Sarah: I got it
Chuck: well whose better at it?
Sarah: I am
Casey: she is, damn truth syrum!

lol

[closetclana]

My favorite quote at the moment is:

Sarah: "Two beds?"

[SmallWille]

Chuck: "Could you press lobby please?"

[closetclana]

And I love this one.... I think it's from Chuck vs the Truth.

Bad Guy: Who's there?
Chuck: CIA, NSA, and me, which is a little harder to explain.

[SmallWille]

In Chuck vs the seduction after Chuck falls from the balcony he says something like this. Please correct me on this.
Chuck: "And he sticks the landing and the judges give it a 9.4"

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"

[FlashInSV]

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"

That was my all-time favourite line, along with Chuck's "Unleash the Casey" and Morgan's "Vicky Vale!"

Truth is, Chuck had so many awesome lines (that reminds me, "Awesome" is another beloved quote by Cpt.Awesome) that it would takes us books to write them all down. It is an awesome show.

[luvbobby]

Chuck Me. Def.

[big yellow taxi]

From Tango, I think:
Chuck: My wet suit's at the dry-cleaners.

From Wookiee:
Chuck: Middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name?
Long pause.
Chuck: I'm gonna go get the napkins.
He goes.
Sarah: It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.

From Cougars:
Random Drunk Guy: Find your own frickin' fish!

And then anything Casey says.

[Loisistheone]

Casey: "Chuck me"
It has a certain ring to it.

[Jadarite_18]

Chuck Me. Def.

Definitely the best

[Skaterpen357]

Chuck: My name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a CIA agent, and this is my trap. I don't think you gentlemen recognize the gravity of the predicament you're in. Your call to the Buy More? Yeah, we traced that. Your compound is currently surrounded by 23 infantry troopers, 16 snipers, seven heavy gunners, four demolitions experts and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're outmatched and you're outgunned. Those pea-shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language.

[acmur21]

Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: Let's do this

[angelus666]

Chuck vs The Truth

(On truth serum) While Chuck, Casey and Sarah are waiting for the lift Chuck turn to Sarah looks away looks back.

Chuck: God your so pretty

[KKrazy]

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"

Always the classic.............. "Guys, I know Kung Fu!" LOL!!