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    Forum Whiz 27CDruid's Avatar
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    Could Tess Mercer be Jesus?

    Think about it! they have several similarities which i will list below:
    - Both have long hair.
    - Both are reported to have green eyes.
    - Both serve a "lord" figure.
    - Both have offered forgiveness (plastiq, shadowboy)

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    I AM the villain. redkryptoniteisthebest's Avatar
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    ...No...

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    I reject your reality dru-zod2501's Avatar
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    lame

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    huh??
    i dont think so

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    Quote Originally Posted by dru-zod2501 View Post
    lame
    Im guessing you didnt read the end of the "Could Tess be Poison Ivy thread?"

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    no

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    I feel nostalgic marcella's Avatar
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    Let me think.........................................No

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    um... no!!

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    uhhh....NO.

    Besides, Jesus was Palestinian, so he most likely was brown-eyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stenochick View Post
    uhhh....NO.

    Besides, Jesus was Palestinian, so he most likely was brown-eyed.
    Lo0l tess is probably over a foot taller as well.

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    Posting Pro The Great Ymmij's Avatar
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    Not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 27CDruid View Post
    Lo0l tess is probably over a foot taller as well.
    You'd think with that name, he was Latino, but he was born in Bethlehem and raised in Nazareth, both in Palestine.

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    Yep, Joseph was from Nazareth and Mary from Galilee i believe.

    This thread was ment as a joke. I wasnt trying to be offensive yimmij.

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    Yeah, I know it's supposed to be a joke. The other ones are ridiculous, but this is beyond that considering millions of people consider Jesus their Lord and savior.

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    Tyrion's Wench ginnyfan's Avatar
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    I thought Jesus had brown/hazel eyes.

    Also, Tess hasn't told any parables. That's one of my fave things about Jesus. Storytime!

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