Quotes you wish were in Toxic.........

[superhippie2000]

Ollie: Ummm I got my own show now? AWESOME :D

[Zeburial]

Lex: I am back!

[stenochick]

Lex: I am back!

Let's just make that a standing quote for all 22 episodes. :)

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Clark: I'm beginning to think that something bad has happened to that blond chick that used to live on the farm with me. What was her name?

[TheLeague]

( while on the island )

Oliver: whats that in the sky!?

chloe: is it a bird!?

tess: is it a plane!?

lois: no its..............................

lex( pops out of a mole hole behind them): its my private jet! muahaha!

every1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww:(

[Dor el]

Clark: I'm beginning to think that something bad has happened to that blond chick that used to live on the farm with me. What was her name?
"What blond chick?" asks Lois, Chloe, and Jimmy.

[Silent Kal]

"What blond chick?" asks Lois, Chloe, and Jimmy.

"What farm?" asks Lois, Chloe, and Jimmy. ;)

[stenochick]

"What blond chick?" asks Lois, Chloe, and Jimmy.

:lol:

I was going to go back and edit my post with Chloe or someone saying that, but then I thought, this is Ksite, someone else will add that in.:)

[Minamostaza]

( while on the island )

Oliver: whats that in the sky!?

chloe: is it a bird!?

tess: is it a plane!?

lois: no its..............................

lex( pops out of a mole hole behind them): its my private jet! muahaha!

every1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww:(

:lol: :rotfl:

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Clark: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know.
Davis: Really? Who?
Clark: Well, I can't rememeber. All I know is that he had a really shiny head...Oh, well. I want some pie!!!

[Alexander III]

Oliver: worms...mmmmmmm yummy...

[angelcervantes74]

Lois: "I love you Clark." Clark: "I love you too Lois." Clark: "Will You Marry Me, Lois?" Lois: "Of Course I Will." Narrator: "And they lived happily ever after."

[TWLOVER03]

Chloe: Jimmy's an a** I'll just marry Davis instead!

[madcatlady]

Chloe (after staring at the Isis screens): "I know Kung Fu."

[supersailor]

Clark... Up up and Damnit still can't fly

[madcatlady]

Clark: Oh no, Ollie, not MOSQUITOS! Anything but MOSQUITOS! (plays world's smallest violin).

[Meteror Freak]

Tess:"Lionel's still alive."

[green_arrow_girl358]

Clark: Oh no, Ollie, not MOSQUITOS! Anything but MOSQUITOS! (plays world's smallest violin).

ollie: but they were really BIG mosquitos clark!:rotfl:

[Meteror Freak]

^ you guys are being too harsh on oliver. There was blistering sun!!!! There was rain!!! (cries)

[Karafan1]

ollie: but they were really BIG mosquitos clark!:rotfl:


Can't be as bad as the mosquitoes that show up at night in minnesota when I'm trying to fish!

[Routh]

Davis: Oh my God, he's dying.
Clark: What do we do!?
Davis: I'll grope his sweaty pecs--I mean, do compressions. You give him mouth to mouth.
Clark: Does that require tongue?
Davis: Yes. Lots of tongue. And saliva.
Clark: Okay. But then can we switch so I can grope his sweaty--um, give him compressions?
Oliver: (mumbles) Compressions... in my pants... please...
[Clark stares at Davis]
Davis: Well, you heard the man.

[Cage]

"Frankly Scarlette, I don't give a ..." - sorry already used

[Chloe>All]

Davis: Well, there's really no point in me being here. Bye, guys.
*leaves and never comes back*

[FlashInSV]

Chloe (after staring at the Isis screens): "I know Kung Fu."


:lol::lol::lol: That was genius!
And then a minute later "I also know how to fly a helicopter":rotfl::D

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Clark: I'm beginning to think that something bad has happened to that blond chick that used to live on the farm with me. What was her name?

Chloe: "I think it was Lara..No wait." (raises fingers and starts counting in thought) "Lara was your mother, Lana was your ex, but let's not even go there...It wasn't Raya...uh..I'm pretty sure it was a four letter name...Mara? Zara?":confused:

Clark: "Okay, why don't we take my family tree from the top? Jor-El and Lara-El gave birth to me. Now, Jor-El had a brother Zor-El who gave birth to...." (long pause) "Ohhh..." (understanding across his face)

Chloe: "What? Did you find it?"

Clark: (Still sceptical and now at a loss) "I've no idea who that girl was...but I'm pretty sure I have to save her."

:lol::lol:

[RedKalEL]

Oliver after his speech about clark finding his island

Clark: Hey oliver. You talkign me down doesn't work anymore. so please just shut up!

[Hopefulsuicide]

Lois: oh ollie, i love you i miss you so much, i'll wait for you...

Ollie: ...mmm... chloe... mmm

:p

[MetroGirl06]

Tess: I am SO kickass. (does a little dance)

[LCforever]

Lois: (after looking at Clark in his suit) Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?

Clark: (after looking at Lois) I think you're hot. I mean you look hot. I mean...so anyway..we're both over the past right?? I think there's a phone booth nearby..

[xrayvision]

Ollie: Good news Tess. I made a coconut radio.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Oliver after his speech about clark finding his island

Clark: Hey oliver. You talkign me down doesn't work anymore. so please just shut up!
Heh. Nice to see I'm not the only one who wanted to smack Ollie for that. Snobby little rich boy crying boo-hoo.

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Davis: Oh my God, he's dying.
Clark: What do we do!?
Davis: I'll grope his sweaty pecs--I mean, do compressions. You give him mouth to mouth.
Clark: Does that require tongue?
Davis: Yes. Lots of tongue. And saliva.
Clark: Okay. But then can we switch so I can grope his sweaty--um, give him compressions?
Oliver: (mumbles) Compressions... in my pants... please...
[Clark stares at Davis]
Davis: Well, you heard the man.
:rotfl:
That. was. perfect! Ah, the Clollie!

[Trinka]

Clark: (looks around frantically)
Chole: Whats the matter Clark?
Clark: Where the Hell is Shelby?!?

[xrayvision]

Clark (to Ollie): Why don't you shut your mouth, you ungrateful, spoiled, rich brat before I make your face match the green on your costume & in your wallet.

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{Tess walks into the mansion}

Tess: What the hell? Where did all these pink decorations come from?

Tess' lackey (pointing): From her.

Tess: Who the hell's she?

Tess' lackey: Her name is Lana Lang. She claims to be the owner of this mansion in the event of Lex's disappearance or death.

Tess: I'm throwing her out.

Tess' lackey: I wouldn't do that if I were you. She knows Lana-fu. She's really nasty. She even broke Lex & Clark Kent.

Tess: This is not a normal girl we're dealing with.

Tess' lackey: You better make friends with her. Maybe she'll let us stay here.

{Tess goes to Lana}

Lana: I guess you're the head maid here. My butt needs wiping. I've been waiting for over 3 hours and things are getting crusty back there.

Tess: I'm not a maid. I'm Lex's replacement.

Lana: Well this is my house now, and if you don't leave, I will have you sent to some crazy backwoods b*tch who will hold you hostage as I prowl the cornfields with my shovel.

Tess: Surely we can make a deal.

Lana: Fine, you get to stay if we can do each other's hair.

Tess: Can we have pillowfights?

Lana: Yeah!

Tess: And roll around in jello?

Lana: Like totally!!

Tess: Can we take bubble baths together?

Lana: For sure!!!

Tess: YAY!!!!!!!

Lana: Hey, I have a good idea. Let me call Clark to show him what he can't have and drive him crazy.

Tess: You're one evil b*tch.

Lana (showing her mason jars of Clark's & Lex's balls): And I have the balls to prove it.

[Violet-Shadow]

(In Isis, Lois sitting by Oliver's side, Chloe comes up behind her)
Chloe: Lois, I just wanted to tell you that I'm here for you...in case you need me.
Lois: (tight smile) Thanks Chlo.

(just thought a scene like that might've been nice...not nearly as funny as everyone else...)

[FlashInSV]

Ollie: Good news Tess. I made a coconut radio.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: