What would Lex do for a Klondike bar?

[xrayvision]

Since Lex is believed to be in the Klondike, what would he do for a Klondike bar? Please vote for as many choices as you want.

Note: I'm making this thread as a 1-time spinoff of the Where the Hell is Lex thread.

[roccanater]

Haha, clones and Iditarod Races. That's awesome.

[Silent Kal]

Seriously, brilliant. Laughing at work.

[GrimmReeper]

i like the one were he is making a sex tape of santa and his wife for blackmail purposes, i also liked the one about britney spears. lol lol lol.

[Clark-Kalel]

Call clark on the phone & taunt him by singing "Gonna fly now" lol.......that is hilarious!!

[Krypton935]

hehe those are funny I think he should eat yellow snow!!!

[Smallville6]

:rotfl:
These are hilarious!

[Meteror Freak]

He's gonna taunt clark by singing gonna fly now. hehe

[class09mm]

lol this is a funny thread

[MetroGirl06]

"Get dressed up as Britney Spears & re-enact all her videos"

Why do I see this happening?
:lol:

[xrayvision]

That would be something Michael Rosenbaum would probably do in a movie knowing his style of comedy.

[Charissa70]

only if the klondike bar was made of gold-Lex Luthor would be the type to hide out until the stock market leveled out. Meanwhile sending messages in bottles to fire everyone on his financial staff that insisted the aig and lehman brothers were the best investment .his chief financial officer was found dead, sufficated by sticking buy requests for mortgage holdings down his throat and amazingly up his anus. Police rule it an obvious suicide. Lex will appear after a few months and Luthcorp is back up 25%. Amazing tale of being stuck on a floating iceberg with a polarbear family that made him the head of the family that mysteriously ends up on the port of metropolis. Lex has adopted the youngest bear cub, shaves the top of its head, and calls it hairy me . Most of the staff volunteers themselves back to the basement to stay away from the 2-they are scared to death of being mauled by that animal. Oh, they do think though that the bear is sweet and cute.

[xrayvision]

^^LOL!! Hairyme, hahahaha!!!

[Mini Wolfsbane]

^^LOL!! Nice job Charissa!

[chlarker4eva08]

:confused:i might sound dumb by asking, but who or what is cuestick?

[xrayvision]

Well, Lex's nickname is Cueball. So Cuestick is a nickname for...well, you know.

[chlarker4eva08]

Well, Lex's nickname is Cueball. So Cuestick is a nickname for...well, you know.

oooo i get it thanks!:rotfl:

[Humdinger]

This thread's hilarious! Can I vote for all of them?

[xrayvision]

This thread's hilarious! Can I vote for all of them?

Yup. It's multiple choice.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

By the way, the ice sculpture option was a reference to Rocky (when he ran up the steps with the Rocky statue). Just like the "Gonna Fly Now" option.

[HeartChakraBabe]

:rotfl: OMG! This thread it too funny! I busted out laughing as soon as I saw what it was about! :lol:

[chlarker4eva08]

i voted for the britney 1:rotfl:

[LovelyLoisLane]

I voted blackmailing Mr and Mrs Clause. Lex likes blackmailing people.

"Give me all the presents you have old man, or everyone is gonna see just how much 'ho ho ho' is going on at the north pole!"

This thread is great, lol.

[clana4everfan2]

This thread is funny.. I picked Call Clark on the phone & taunt him by singing "Gonna Fly Now" LOL!

[ColdPlay3r]

i rekon he will shave his own head :)

[xrayvision]

I would love to see a team of howling mad Lex's (like in Asylum) pulling the real ringleader Lex on a dogsled. LMAO!!!!!

[Welling_is_pretty]

I voted for:
Call Clark on the phone & taunt him by singing "Gonna Fly Now"
and
Get dressed up as Britney Spears & re-enact all her videos

Cause yeah, that'd be Lex. (and definitely Rosenbaum! heck, MR would do it just on a dare, not even for a Klondike bar! LOL)

[xrayvision]

^^Maybe there should be a TV show called What Would Michael Rosenbaum Do For a Klondike Bar.

:D

I really wish we had more gag reel footage of him. He's hilarious.

[Kal26]

Pull clones pull!