Quotes you "wish" were in Plastique

[xrayvision]

Doctor: I have bad news for you Mr. Luthor.

Lex: What?

Doctor: That's no chalk on Cuestick.

Lex: Nooo!!!! You mean....

Doctor: Yes. Cuestick will need to be frozen until a cure can be made to revive him.

Lex: You wanna turn Cuestick into the next Walt Disney?

[TheLeague]

Clark: Chloe i can fly!

Chloe: brainiac says your too much of a wuss to fly........

CLark: what?

Chloe: huh? who? what? oh hey clark! what are we doing on the DP roof?

Clark: nvm now i lost my mojo * clark sad face walks away *

[Super Maverick]

LOIS: I'm going to put on a bikini and wash my car now.

[RedKalEL]

Tess: Ladies and gentleman the new editor of the daily planet Perry white!

Davis: I'm gonna kill you.

Clark: yeah like that will happen

Chloe: Clark i now have a super higher IQ

Lois: Great like you weren't smart enough already

Clark: Hey Lois you want to go out sometime

[RedKRules]

Clark: How do I stop an exploding girl? cheesy I know :lol:

[Silent Kal]

Tess: Good morning, Mr. Kent.

Clark: Good morning, Miss Tessmacher.

Tess: That's Mercer.

Clark: Yeah, like that's fooling anyone.

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Clark: Why are you blowing everything up? There's no sense in that!

Plastique: What can I say? I saw the Stride gum episode with Pete last year and decided I'd rather watch the world burn.

*off in the distance* PPP: "Remy Zero!!!"

Clark *spinning around*: What the--?!?

[skylar]

Clark: Don't rub on my chest unless you want me.
Lois: Smallville

[Super Maverick]

Clark: Don't rub your nude butt on my chest unless you want me.
Lois: Smallville (in your pants!)

hehehehe

[Meteror Freak]

LOIS: Clark, there's been inexplicable explosions all over Metropolis, so I'm going undercover as a wet t-shirt contestant.
Clark: Thankyou, God.

[TWLOVER03]

Tess: Good morning, Mr. Kent.

Clark: Good morning, Miss Tessmacher.

Tess: That's Mercer.

Clark: Yeah, like that's fooling anyone.

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Clark: Why are you blowing everything up? There's no sense in that!

Plastique: What can I say? I saw the Stride gum episode with Pete last year and decided I'd rather watch the world burn.

*off in the distance* PPP: "Remy Zero!!!"

Clark *spinning around*: What the--?!?




:rotfl::rotfl:
ahh good old product placement pete haha

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LOIS: Clark, there's been inexplicable explosions all over Metropolis, so I'm going undercover as a wet t-shirt contestant.
Clark: Thankyou, God.


the sad thing is that actually sounds like a line that would be used to get one of the female stars in a revealing outfit.

*coughfrenchmaidcough*

[thehenry89]

Shelby: Two legs bad Four legs good, death to all humans!!!!!!!!

Clark: What?!

Shelby: uh...woof

[Spyderwalk]

Lex: How do I weaken Clark Kent?

Plastique: I'll tell him a sob story and get him to give a really gay soliloquy about his need to hide something.

[green_arrow_girl358]

tess: you were already on my to-do list
clark: and you were on mine

[MetroGirl06]

Tess: I had you on my to-do list today.
Lois: Hey, he's mine, slut!
Tess: You can join in too. Bring the frech maid outfit (wink)

[xrayvision]

^Hah. That would be cool.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Tess: Good morning, Mr. Kent.

Clark: Good morning, Miss Tessmacher.

Tess: That's Mercer.

Clark: Yeah, like that's fooling anyone.

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Clark: Why are you blowing everything up? There's no sense in that!

Plastique: What can I say? I saw the Stride gum episode with Pete last year and decided I'd rather watch the world burn.

*off in the distance* PPP: "Remy Zero!!!"

Clark *spinning around*: What the--?!?
:rotfl: Both of these are great!

Tess: "Clark! How did you get your shirt so clean so fast? That must be some great club soda!" (cause did anyone else notice that Clark's shirt goes from very dirty to nearly pristine in a few minutes? What, did he run to Washington and have Martha work her 'magic' on it?)

Bette: "Tommy!"
Clark: "My name's Clark when the shows on! And only Rosenbaum still calls me Tommy."
Bette: "I meant this guy I know, not you."
Clark: "My mistake." (cause did you all notice that little "reaction" that Welling had when she said Tommy? Twas cute!)