Where the hell is Lex?

[superhippie2000]

where the hell is lex seems to be the theme of the season, so where the hell is he?

[LoftofSolitude]

i voted the crystal simply because it seems most logical. but befriending a hobo ain't a bad choice either. hah

[rconner]

Lex is stuck in one of the plotholes.

all joke aside i vote inside the crystal

[xrayvision]

He turned into Tess after touching Rupaul kryptonite (aka Mr. Garrison kryptonite).

[Estro-gen X]

you know I'd think the pie thing was completely ridiculous if I hadn't read comics where clark was so dumb he walked into 'the best superman trap' set up by lex luthor voluntarily. His reason? Surely if its signposted as a superman trap it must be a joke! So yes, giant pie!

[wildenchantress_kt]

Making the worlds largest pie to lure Clark to him.

Lex stole Martha Kent's apple pie recipe because he knew that it was Clark's favourite kind of pie. He then went to his expert chefs so they could make it for him. You have to remember that Lex has experts in everything... so why do anything himself?

[skylar]

Ice fishing!!!!

[superspider02]

I saw on the run and waiting for the best time to get the traveler.

[xrayvision]

He's filming March of the Penguins 2.

[geminis]

Being used as a cue or chandelier in Atlantis.

[Silent Kal]

He's in New York, looking for Donald Trump. He wants to ask him how he can have such sweet hair.

[Jaderoyale]

Haha, has this thread become a regular one for all the S8 episodes now?
I love it.

[GrimmReeper]

like the otis one, but the pie one is hilarious.

march of the penguins 2 is funny as well.

[superhippie2000]

Haha, has this thread become a regular one for all the S8 episodes now?
I love it.
ya i think it probably should be seeing how the premiere was bascially saying this whole season is about "Where the hell is Lex" lol.

[Kardiac]

I voted "Other"... Lex is in "Pursuing-Other-Projects Limbo."

[Kal el of krypton]

i actualy read somewhere that he might be starring in a new movie, forgot the name, it was on ign.com though

[geminis]

Could it be the new, improved Superman Returns? ;)

[yoxodo]

Poolhall Junkies 2

[rconner]

transported to the past and drawing on the kwatchie cave walls.

[J_woman_power]

Definitely making the world's largest pie to lure Clark to him

Hahahaha

[Welling_is_pretty]

I had to go with the Otis one since I was the one who came up with that on the last thread!

[Meteror Freak]

He's in a pie factory, ready to seduce Clark.

[TWLOVER03]

i vote for the 'he got stuck in one of the plot holes'

that was hilarious

[chlarker4eva08]

i picked the otis 1 its funny :rotfl:

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[Aloof]

He's a chillin lol!

[Minamostaza]

Shelby's with my dogs making a huge party in myb house you know. Those dog are making a big freak show on the floor!

[xrayvision]

After having a memory of Lana's pet name for him, he got an idea to use the Arctic ice to become the biggest supplier of Mr. Softee.

[Who]

Shelby found him first. An inspired Lex decided to enter the Iditarod with Shelby. They are training now.

[Dor el]

Frankly, I don't care where Lex is.

[Billy Jor-El]

He's become Dick Tracy's nemesis, Cueball.

[1000GreenSun]

LOLZ.

I think we all know where Lex is- He's assumed the identity of Mr. Clean and is plotting to lure Clark into his giant pie! His accomplice in all of this- Tess Mercer, commonly known as the Quaker guy on granola bars.

[kp1984]

Here's my two theroies. Either Jor-el sent him to the Phantom Zone or he earse all of Lex memory and sent him to some place. He could be living with some Ezikamos

[borednow]

Less!

[Kevin24]

He is at my house watching Smallville season one with me :)