Lines you wish were in Odyssey............

[superhippie2000]

Clark: Ummm wheres lex? he was supposed to tie me to a kryptonnite table this week.

[roccanater]

Green Arrow: Clark, what's wrong? Did your batteries run out?

Clark: F*** you robin hood!

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Lois: Clark, where the hell were you? You've been gone for over a f***ing month!!!

[Smallville6]

Lois: Where the hell did Kara go? Has anyone noticed that girl's been missing...?

[minerva73]

Shelby: WOOF!

*what I honestly wish were in the episode* Just a small glimpse of our favorite will-be superhero.

Hopefully Lois went around to the farm to help Shelby out since Clark has been gone for months...

[6-Super-Man -5]

Chloe: Clark, I love you!
Clark: Lana?!?!
(Wait kinda sounds familar to something... nevermind I don't want that.)

Clark: Lets make love Lois!

[BobMalooga]

Bruce: My name's Bruce Wayne, who the H@ll are you?

[xrayvision]

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): Did you find him yet?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Yes, but unfortunately, he'll never be the same again.

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): What do you mean?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Well, all those months in "the freezer" caused some major, irreversible shrinkage.

Lana (hanging up the phone): See ya!

Ollie: I knew it would work. I finally rid him of that b*tch. C'mon team. We've got a lot of work to do. We have to teach him how to talk, walk, and eat solid foods again.

Bart: I'll get Chloe!!

Ollie (smacking his own forehead): D'oh!!!!!!!! That is exactly how we got in this mess in the first place.

[skully]

:D

[yoxodo]

Clark:Up, up and away!!!

(a moment later)

Lois:Look! Up in the sky! Its a bird, its a plane, its...Smallville?!?

[stenochick]

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): Did you find him yet?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Yes, but unfortunately, he'll never be the same again.

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): What do you mean?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Well, all those months in "the freezer" caused some major, irreversible shrinkage.

Lana (hanging up the phone): See ya!

Ollie: I knew it would work. I finally rid him of that b*tch. C'mon team. We've got a lot of work to do. We have to teach him how to talk, walk, and eat solid foods again.

Bart: I'll get Chloe!!

Ollie (smacking his own forehead): D'oh!!!!!!!! That is exactly how we got in this mess in the first place.

:rotfl:

----- Added 48 Seconds later -----

Lex: Hey everybody!! I'm baaaaaaaaaaackkkkk!!!!!!

[ClarksGal]

Lex: Hey everybody!! I'm baaaaaaaaaaackkkkk!!!!!!

Oooh, good one!!!! :) That's going to be my wish for every episode!!!!

[stenochick]

Alarm clock rings.
Jonathon: Wake up, son. You're going to be late for your first day of college!
Clark: You mean the last three years were just a dream?

That one is for all of you who pine for the good ol' days when Smallville used to be great. I, however, will be watching Clark make his way to the Daily Planet.

[rconner]

Perry White: Great Caesars Ghost!

[Routh]

Lex: Hi. I'm in this episode.

:(

[TWLOVER03]

Lois: I quit the Daily Planet Chloe, your just a better reporter than I am!

[Chrisluvstommy]

Clark "I think I need a costume how about my b-day suit"

[xrayvision]

Ollie (to Dinah & AC): We are gathered here today to pay homage to the red jacket. You teased us so, mocked us, ridiculed us, and rejected us in favor of some pie, which stained you into the red color that you are. BURN IN HELL YOU S.O.B. RED JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[They all take turns trying to destroy the indestructible, cursed by the devil himself {Lana}, red jacket]

[Meteror Freak]

Ollie: Clark, how did you end up a slave in Russia?
Clark: They kidnapped me so they could force me to wear "form fitting" costumes.
Ollie: oh, I guess I'll just leave you here then, cause I just LOVE form-fitting costumes. I hear Lois does too. (pulls out a red-leather, american stripper, hot secretary, french-maid outfit.)

[Alexander III]

Clark: I'm dying
Manhunter: It's ok Kal-El, I'm here to save u
Clark: Jesus?

[Kel-El09]

Clark: I'm dying
Manhunter: It's ok Kal-El, I'm here to save u
Clark: Jesus?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[stenochick]

Ollie: Clark, how did you end up a slave in Russia?
Clark: They kidnapped me so they could force me to wear "form fitting" costumes.
Ollie: oh, I guess I'll just leave you here then, cause I just LOVE form-fitting costumes. I hear Lois does too. (pulls out a red-leather, american stripper, hot secretary, french-maid outfit.)

:rotfl:

Maybe it is Lois' costume fetish that inspires Clark to don the blue tights.

[Kardiac]

Clark: "See you in the morning, Lane."
Lois: "How did a college drop out with no previous experience get a job working on the city desk of a major internationally-renowned newspaper?"
Clark: "I don't know, Lois... how did you get this job?"
Perry White (from the doorway): "Good point... you're both suspended until you get your journalism degrees."

[awareville]

Clark: I'm dying
Manhunter: It's ok Kal-El, I'm here to save u
Clark: Jesus?

Hey, we can do a commercial with it! "Jesus likes Oreos" :p

[mistaguitarmasta]

(As Clark walks out of the Daily Planet)
Lois: (smiles, sighs, speaks to herself) Clumsy, but....cute.

[Meteror Freak]

:rotfl:

Maybe it is Lois' costume fetish that inspires Clark to don the blue tights.

that's an idea! They will both become masters of disguise!

----- Added 58 Seconds later -----


(As Clark walks out of the Daily Planet)
Lois: (smiles, sighs, speaks to herself) Clumsy, but....cute.

I would love it if they did that. That would mean that Lois and Clark are extremely close to falling in love.

[stenochick]

Clark (talking on the phone): Hello, Mr. White. I don't know if you remember me. My name is Clark Kent. You came to Smallville, Kansas, four years ago and told me that if I ever needed a favor, you would try to help me...yes, yes, that's me...well I would like to work at the Daily Planet and was wondering...oh, you have a contact there you can call...that would be great...I'm totally willing to start at the bottom in the mailroom...no, no, no experience beyond highschool...college? well, I dropped out after one semester because my dad died and I had to take over the farm...okay, okay...I look forward to hearing from you. Thank you so much, Mr. White...okay, Perry, thank you, Perry."

One hour later, phone rings.
Clark: Hello?...yes, Perry, it's me Clark...I'm hired? Are you kidding me?...go there now for an interview? Okay. I won't disappoint you, Perry. You have no idea how grateful I am. Thank you so much, Perry...okay, bye."

[Hopefulsuicide]

Clark: I have to go back to Black Creek. There were other prisoners there, i have to save them

[sirconical]

MM: How does it feel to be whole again?
Clark: You changed my clothes? What the hell? What else did you do to me in my slumber?

[yoxodo]

Lex: Hello, Clark. Bet you didn't expect to see me so soon. I'd like you to meet some friends of mine.

(Gorilla Grodd, Giganta, and the rest of the Legion of Doom emerge behind Clark)

Lex: ATTACK!!!

[Fly by guy]

Clark: Lois, where's my underwear? Do you want to get in the shower This time?

[Jephael]

--Somewhere in the afterlife--

LIONEL: "Come on now! Why am I not in Clark's flashback?"
JOR-EL: "In most cases of near-death people see glimpses of their most loved ones, which the Kents and Lana clearly were to Kal-El from the beginning."
JONATHON KENT: "That's right, Lionel! No matter how long you out-lived me, I'm still the one my son looks up to! I'm the one who raised Clark since he knew how to walk and talk! I even helped him learn how to control most of his abilities!"
LIONEL: "Okay, I get it! The adoptive father from Kansas trumps the billionare whose mind was taken over by alien technology."

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: "See you in the morning, Lane."
Lois: "How did a college drop out with no previous experience get a job working on the city desk of a major internationally-renowned newspaper?"
Clark: "I don't know, Lois... how did you get this job?"
Perry White (from the doorway): "Good point... you're both suspended until you get your journalism degrees."
Exactly!

A line I wish had been in there:
Dinah: "Victor and Bart are covering the Southern Hemisphere."
Ollie: "What? C'mon Bart could cover the whole thing by himself in about 10 minutes? tell him to get his red clad butt up here or I'm telling Chloe that thing he doesn't want her to know!"
Bart appears by Ollie's side: "I'm here, I'm here!"

(I could care less about Vic, I just wanted Bart in this ep!)

[borednow]

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): Did you find him yet?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Yes, but unfortunately, he'll never be the same again.

Lana (to Ollie on the phone): What do you mean?

Ollie (to Lana on the phone): Well, all those months in "the freezer" caused some major, irreversible shrinkage.

Lana (hanging up the phone): See ya!

Ollie: I knew it would work. I finally rid him of that b*tch. C'mon team. We've got a lot of work to do. We have to teach him how to talk, walk, and eat solid foods again.

Bart: I'll get Chloe!!

Ollie (smacking his own forehead): D'oh!!!!!!!! That is exactly how we got in this mess in the first place.

:rotfl: That's brilliant!

[xrayvision]

Ollie (to Dinah & AC): We are gathered here today to pay homage to the red jacket. You teased us so, mocked us, ridiculed us, and rejected us in favor of some pie, which stained you into the red color that you are. BURN IN HELL YOU S.O.B. RED JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[They all take turns trying to destroy the indestructible, cursed by the devil himself {Lana}, red jacket]

Continuing from above:

[A voice is all of a sudden heard]

Dean: Step aside lady & gents. Indestructible, cursed items are our territory.

Dinah: Who the hell are you?

Dean: I'm Dean & this is my brother Sam. We're gonna destroy that damned thing.

AC: How bro? By pissing on it?

Sam: Pissing? Who are you talking to dude? It looks like you pissed your pants.

[Dean laughs]

Sam: Look at you!!! You're all wet!

Ollie: He meant we tried everything.

Dean (pulling out the Colt): You didn't try the Colt.

[Dean shoots the red jacket]

Sam & Dean: What the h...

Ollie: See, not a scratch.

Sam: Who bought this jacket?

Ollie: I believe Clark told me that his former girlfriend Lana made it.

Dean: This Lana must be the most powerful demon there is.

AC: She was able to emasculate her boyfriend, an alien from another planet whose skin was tougher than steel.

Sam: OK Dean. Forget about Lilith. Our focus is this new Lana demon. We have to kill her.

Ollie: Many have tried, all have failed. Even the purple-shirted, perky-nippled, dental wonder cueball spawn of bastardus magnificentus.

Dean: Aw c'mon, his nipples can't be perkier than mine. Plus, I have an angel who can melt anyones' eyeballs protecting me, so it doesn't matter if this Lana is a yellow-, black-, red-, blue-, green-, or whatever-eyed demon. She'll be toast. He gave me his cellphone number. I'll call him now.

[Dean dials Castiel's number]

Dean: Hey Castiel, we need your help stopping a new demon named Lana.

[Dean hears heavy breathing on the line]

Dean: Hey, what's going on there!!

Voice from Castiel's phone: Look into my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.

Dean: Hey Castiel!!!

Castiel: Hey Dean, I'm...uh....busy. I found a new girl who's obsessed with my secrets and lies and I just can't let her go.

Ollie, Dinah & AC: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[pjack]

At the end JLA scene
Ollie: Have you located Kara or have an idea what happened to her?
Clark: No, but we need to comb the globe and see if Jor'El can help find her.
Ollie: How? isn't the FOS gone?
Clark: Damn it, I knew I forgot something. That whole traveler thing go me perplexed.
Ollie: Dude, you feeling alright yet?
Clark: Just need to go to the DP and annoy the crap out of Lois after getting my new job with no experience. LOL later Ollie!

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

How the CHIMMY Scene SHOULD have gone

Chloe: No, Jimmy, your right you did ask to soon, and no i don't want to marry you
Jimmy: i was ready for that , good we can just stay how we are * goes into kiss Chloe*
*Chloe puts her hand at her mouth to block Jimmy's kiss*
Chloe : in fact, i have been doing a lot of thinking Jimmy , and i think it is time that we break up , i'm sorry Jimmy , but i just don't love you, your the perfect guy, just not the prefect guy for me

[smallvillerocks45]

Continuing from above:

[A voice is all of a sudden heard]

Dean: Step aside lady & gents. Indestructible, cursed items are our territory.

Dinah: Who the hell are you?

Dean: I'm Dean & this is my brother Sam. We're gonna destroy that damned thing.

AC: How bro? By pissing on it?

Sam: Pissing? Who are you talking to dude? It looks like you pissed your pants.

[Dean laughs]

Sam: Look at you!!! You're all wet!

Ollie: He meant we tried everything.

Dean (pulling out the Colt): You didn't try the Colt.

[Dean shoots the red jacket]

Sam & Dean: What the h...

Ollie: See, not a scratch.

Sam: Who bought this jacket?

Ollie: I believe Clark told me that his former girlfriend Lana made it.

Dean: This Lana must be the most powerful demon there is.

AC: She was able to emasculate her boyfriend, an alien from another planet whose skin was tougher than steel.

Sam: OK Dean. Forget about Lilith. Our focus is this new Lana demon. We have to kill her.

Ollie: Many have tried, all have failed. Even the purple-shirted, perky-nippled, dental wonder cueball spawn of bastardus magnificentus.

Dean: Aw c'mon, his nipples can't be perkier than mine. Plus, I have an angel who can melt anyones' eyeballs protecting me, so it doesn't matter if this Lana is a yellow-, black-, red-, blue-, green-, or whatever-eyed demon. She'll be toast. He gave me his cellphone number. I'll call him now.

[Dean dials Castiel's number]

Dean: Hey Castiel, we need your help stopping a new demon named Lana.

[Dean hears heavy breathing on the line]

Dean: Hey, what's going on there!!

Voice from Castiel's phone: Look into my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.

Dean: Hey Castiel!!!

Castiel: Hey Dean, I'm...uh....busy. I found a new girl who's obsessed with my secrets and lies and I just can't let her go.

Ollie, Dinah & AC: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


Hilarious! LoL :rotfl:

That is one SN/SV crossover I'd love to see! :D
I love it!

[stenochick]

MM: How does it feel to be whole again?
Clark: You changed my clothes? What the hell? What else did you do to me in my slumber?

I was wondering about that too...

----- Added 5 Minutes later -----

Clark (on the phone): "Hey mom, how are you?...That's great...I'm doing great, too...Hey, mom, I was wondering, could you use your influence as a US Senator to get me a job at the Daily Planet?...Okay. Thanks Mom...I love you, too."

[Welling_is_pretty]

Continuing from above:

[A voice is all of a sudden heard]

Dean: Step aside lady & gents. Indestructible, cursed items are our territory.

Dinah: Who the hell are you?

Dean: I'm Dean & this is my brother Sam. We're gonna destroy that damned thing.

AC: How bro? By pissing on it?

Sam: Pissing? Who are you talking to dude? It looks like you pissed your pants.

[Dean laughs]

Sam: Look at you!!! You're all wet!

Ollie: He meant we tried everything.

Dean (pulling out the Colt): You didn't try the Colt.

[Dean shoots the red jacket]

Sam & Dean: What the h...

Ollie: See, not a scratch.

Sam: Who bought this jacket?

Ollie: I believe Clark told me that his former girlfriend Lana made it.

Dean: This Lana must be the most powerful demon there is.

AC: She was able to emasculate her boyfriend, an alien from another planet whose skin was tougher than steel.

Sam: OK Dean. Forget about Lilith. Our focus is this new Lana demon. We have to kill her.

Ollie: Many have tried, all have failed. Even the purple-shirted, perky-nippled, dental wonder cueball spawn of bastardus magnificentus.

Dean: Aw c'mon, his nipples can't be perkier than mine. Plus, I have an angel who can melt anyones' eyeballs protecting me, so it doesn't matter if this Lana is a yellow-, black-, red-, blue-, green-, or whatever-eyed demon. She'll be toast. He gave me his cellphone number. I'll call him now.

[Dean dials Castiel's number]

Dean: Hey Castiel, we need your help stopping a new demon named Lana.

[Dean hears heavy breathing on the line]

Dean: Hey, what's going on there!!

Voice from Castiel's phone: Look into my eyes and tell me that you don't love me.

Dean: Hey Castiel!!!

Castiel: Hey Dean, I'm...uh....busy. I found a new girl who's obsessed with my secrets and lies and I just can't let her go.

Ollie, Dinah & AC: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Oh my smurf! That is perfect! Will Sam try his psychic whammy powers on it next?!
LOL

[yoda1138777]

Lets go rescure Kara