Smallville Dictionary

[xrayvision]

Clark^1
–noun

1. A regresser.
2. An idiot, moron, dolt.
3. Big Red Riding Jacket.

[Let's read the story of Clark and the Wolf]

4. An obsessor of petty annoying females to the point where near apocalyptic events occur.
5. Pie lover.
6. A dance with movements that are 1 step forward, 30 steps back.

Clark^2
–adjective

1. Disinterested, unmotivated.
2. Sad, mopey.
3. Forgetful in responsibilities.

[He is very Clark when it comes to feeding his dog]

Clark^3
–verb

1. Dally, procrastinate.

[Thanks to too much Clarking around, they didn't finish their homework on time]

2. To burst or break in uninvited.

[The police arrested him after he Clarked into his former friend's house]
[They popped a cap in his ass after he Clarked around]

3. To ignore or neglect.
4. To covertly fondle a female companion after spilling liquid on them.

[She didn't even notice him Clarking her after charming her with his dumb looks and false clumsiness]



By the way, I don't mean any offense to anyone named Clark in real life. This is strictly some humor based on the show.

[Spirit Detective]

Clana
-noun

1. Something Al Gough and Miles Milar obsessed over.
2. A detriment to Kal-El's destiny
3. Appears in every Season Finale

[cksidekick]

:rotfl:



this is the best idea i have seen on the boards in long time! keep em' comming...

[MBrittan]

Clark^1
–noun

1. A regresser.
2. An idiot, moron, dolt.
3. Big Red Riding Jacket.

[Let's read the story of Clark and the Wolf]

4. An obsessor of petty annoying females to the point where near apocalyptic events occur.
5. Pie lover.
6. A dance with movements that are 1 step forward, 30 steps back.

Clark^2
–adjective

1. Disinterested, unmotivated.
2. Sad, mopey.
3. Forgetful in responsibilities.

[He is very Clark when it comes to feeding his dog]

Clark^3
–verb

1. Dally, procrastinate.

[Thanks to too much Clarking around, they didn't finish their homework on time]

2. To burst or break in uninvited.

[The police arrested him after he Clarked into his former friend's house]
[They popped a cap in his ass after he Clarked around]

3. To ignore or neglect.
4. To covertly fondle a female companion after spilling liquid on them.

[She didn't even notice him Clarking her after charming her with his dumb looks and false clumsiness]



By the way, I don't mean any offense to anyone named Clark in real life. This is strictly some humor based on the show.

LOL! :rotfl:
-M-

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Lana^1
-noun

1. Target of stalkers.

Lana^2
-adjective

1. Incomplete without male companionship

[xrayvision]

:rotfl:



this is the best idea i have seen on the boards in long time! keep em' comming...

I actually thought about some mp3 file I heard about the uses of the F word (I'm sure many here know what I'm talking about) and wondered how it would be if applied to Smallville.

[MBrittan]

I actually thought about some mp3 file I heard about the uses of the F word (I'm sure many here know what I'm talking about) and wondered how it would be if applied to Smallville.

Please be more specific
-M-

[xrayvision]

It's a sound file where some guy talks about all the uses of the word (pretty funny actually). He says it's one of the most versatile words in the language and talks about its roots, and how it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. He then gives examples by using it in context. The background music is like one of those classic background pieces you'd hear in something like Masterpiece Theater.

[Tacitus]

Clana - A relationship between a spineless wuss and a pathetic woman. Often causes stress, boredom and urge to break something on occasions.

[xrayvision]

^^
[The Clanas of Hollywood almost always end in divorce]

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Metropolis specialist:

–noun

1. A broken or empty promise.
2. A legend.
3. Something often talked about but never seen.

[Metropolis specialists like the Lochness monster and Bigfoot are often the topic of Coast to Coast AM]

[Tacitus]

Doomsday - Handsome paramedic with a thing for blondes. See STUPID IDEA

[OMG, you're so Doomsday]

BTW, best thread EVER. :D

[sil3nt]

Shelby^1
–Noun
1. A popular magic trick which involves making a person or object disappear from existence.

[Pete Ross performed the shelby]

Shelby^2
–verb

1. To dissapear
2. To be forgotten or uncredited.


[Before Lionel's death, Lex told his father that he will shelby him.]

SEE ALSO Pete Ross

[Spirit Detective]

Davis Bloom
-noun

1. Doommedic
2. Yet another character destined for a ridiculous Smallville love triangle

[sil3nt]

Clana^1
-Noun

1. Mistake.

Clana^2
-Adjective

1. Useless, futile.

Davis Bloom
-Noun

1. See Clana

(Don't kill me)

[borednow]

Chloe Sullivan^1
-Noun

1. A Deus ex machina
2. A cheep plot device.

[The writers got stuck on how to resolve the scene so they used a Chloe Sullivan.]

3. A fill in for any other character.

[The main characters mother could not be used for the scene so they used a Chloe Sullivan.]

[xrayvision]

Shelby^1
[Before Lionel's death, Lex told his father that he will shelby him.]

SEE ALSO Pete Ross

LOL!!!!

Synonyms: Gabe Sullivan, Nell Potter, Henry Small

[sil3nt]

LOL!!!!

Synonyms: Gabe Sullivan, Nell Potter, Henry Small

10/10

Lana^1
-Noun

1. Something that is overused.
2. SEE ALSO Kryptonite.

Lana^2
-Verb

1. To overuse.
2. To prolong, extend.
3. To waste time.
[The writer's ran out of ideas, so they decided to lana.]

Kryptonite^1
-Noun

1. Radioactive pieces of Krypton, Superman's weakness.
2. SEE ALSO Lana

[Jaderoyale]

:lol: :lol:
This thread is hilarious!
I love the Shelby one.
And how Lana keeps popping up :lol:

[Cogito17]

Kryptonsite^1
-Noun

1. A place where people whine and complain incessantly about Smallville.

[Randy G.]

I actually thought about some mp3 file I heard about the uses of the F word (I'm sure many here know what I'm talking about) and wondered how it would be if applied to Smallville.

Someone set me that once. :lol:

You can check it out HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlfDIcjrVI). ;)
(*If you are offended by strong language, do NOT click the link.)

[Jaderoyale]

*has clicked the link*
*is laughing*
*is obviously not offended* ;)

[stenochick]

Smallville

–noun

1. A small rural hamlet located about 200 miles (roughly three hours driving by car) from Metropolis, Kansas.

2. A fairly large rural town containing farmland, an industrial plant, high school, and public university (Central Kansas A&M) located about 60 miles from Metropolis, Kansas (roughly one hour driving by car).

3. A suburb of Metropolis, Kansas that has two farms, one owned by the Kents and the other by Ben Hubbard, located just outside the city limits.

4. A quaint neighborhood located within the city limits of Metropolis, Kansas, with outlying farmland.

[MBrittan]

Shelby^1
–Noun
1. A popular magic trick which involves making a person or object disappear from existence.

[Pete Ross performed the shelby]

Shelby^2
–verb

1. To dissapear
2. To be forgotten or uncredited.






SEE ALSO Pete Ross

LOL! Good stuff!
-M-

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Someone set me that once. :lol:

You can check it out [B]HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlfDIcjrVI). ;)
(*If you are offended by strong language, do NOT click the link.)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HYSTERICAL!
:)
-M-

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Smallville

–noun

1. A small rural hamlet located about 200 miles (roughly three hours driving by car) from Metropolis, Kansas.

2. A fairly large rural town containing farmland, an industrial plant, high school, and public university (Central Kansas A&M) located about 60 miles from Metropolis, Kansas (roughly one hour driving by car).

3. A suburb of Metropolis, Kansas that has two farms, one owned by the Kents and the other by Ben Hubbard, located just outside the city limits.

4. A quaint neighborhood located within the city limits of Metropolis, Kansas, with outlying farmland.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are on a ROLL today! Freakin Hilarious!
-M-

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Lionel

-noun

1. Friend

[Lionel protected Clark's secret with his life.]

2. Enemy

[Lionel stole Clark's powers and tried to kill him.]

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Clex
Verb

-when you go from Best Friends to Worst Enemies
-when you secretly watch or study a person

[krpto]

Chlark

1.Imaginary
2.See Chlois

Chlois
1.See Chlark
2.Nuts

[sil3nt]

Chlark

1.Imaginary
2.See Chlois

Chlois
1.See Chlark
2.Nuts

Aw you beat me to that, so I made a "work around" for it =D

Batman^1
-Noun

1. Something that is wanted, but will never happen.
2. Imagination.

Synonyms: Superman, Chlark, Flight.
Antonyms: Clana, Davis Bloom.

[Lex Dance]

jasonteague^1
-Noun

1. A changeling.
2. One who presents as boyfriend material only to unexpectedly develop maniacal and homicidal tendencies (usually brought on by an interfering mother).

jasonteague^2
-Verb (slang)

1. To develop personality traits wholly unrecognisable to oneself.
"After a few too many drinks I get properly jasonteagued"!

[stenochick]

Lionel

-noun

1. Friend

[Lionel protected Clark's secret with his life.]

2. Enemy

[Lionel stole Clark's powers and tried to kill him.]

You inspired me:

Lionel Luthor

-noun

1. A mystery wrapped up in an enigma.

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Daily Planet

-noun

1. The largest and most prestigious newspaper in Metropolis, Kansas, best known for its extremely lax hiring practices.

[berniepooh]

TALON
-noun

1. a place where coffee and other light refreshments are served, and where people gather to talk. 2. emergency structure to organize search and recovery operations following a natural disaster, such as a hurricane or any unnatural disasters such as Black Thursdays . 3. appropriate locale to stage beauty pageants or propose marriage. 4. a particularly good location for acts of violence after regular business hours. 5. a structural magnet for ghosts and other-worldly beings.

LANA

-noun

1. that by which anything is effected, agent. 2. a tool or implement to cause depression, either for itself or others. 3. a contrivance for producing any imaginable story line. 4. a means of estimating, controlling BDA's. 5. lodestone. 6. a female that has the property of sexually attracting members of both sexes. 7. someone over which otherwise normal people obsess.

[stenochick]

Shelby^1
–Noun
1. A popular magic trick which involves making a person or object disappear from existence.

[Pete Ross performed the shelby]

Shelby^2
–verb

1. To dissapear
2. To be forgotten or uncredited.


[Before Lionel's death, Lex told his father that he will shelby him.]

SEE ALSO Pete Ross

:rotfl:

SEE ALSO Martha Kent


All of these posts are hysterical! I would have to quote every single one of them and put a ROTFL face after it and that would take up way too much space on the thread.

[Mar-El]

I can't believe nobody did it yet, but...

Jor-El (n):

1. A father figure with bipolar tendencies.

["Rule them with strength"
&
"[Jor-El] felt guilty that he couldn't save Krypton. His only redemption was sending you to save Earth."]

SEE ALSO: LIONEL LUTHOR

2. An antibacterial soap made with pure Jojoba Oil.

["Jorel is not your father"]

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Lana (v):

1. To be capable of doing anything and everything.

["I want to open up a coffee shop and be a cheerleader and learn martial arts and study astronomy and run charitable foundations and help out meteor freaks using high tech equipment and bring down my ex-husband and so on."]

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Superman (n):

1. A seemingly immortal, superhuman comic-strip character created in the late 1930s, who hides his powers beneath the persona of Clark Kent, a mild-mannered newspaper reporter. Only when there is a threat of danger — often to his fellow reporter and secret love, Lois Lane — does Clark transform himself into the caped hero with x-ray vision. (From dictionary website)

2. Chloe on Smallville.

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Sageeth (n):

1. Naman's greatest enemy.
2. Lana Lang
3. A two-headed hydra.

[Lana in Persona: "I've been a two-headed hydra lately."]

[berniepooh]

Jor-El (n):

1. A father figure with bipolar tendencies.

["Rule them with strength"
&
"[Jor-El] felt guilty that he couldn't save Krypton. His only redemption was sending you to save Earth."]

SEE ALSO: LIONEL LUTHOR

2. An antibacterial soap made with pure Jojoba Oil.

["Jorel is not your father"]

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Lana (v):

1. To be capable of doing anything and everything.

["I want to open up a coffee shop and be a cheerleader and learn martial arts and study astronomy and run charitable foundations and help out meteor freaks using high tech equipment and bring down my ex-husband and so on."]

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lol
:lol::lol:
I really like these.

[Mar-El]

Thanks berniepooh. Here's another one I thought of that characters in the show seem to have forgotten about...

Grant Gabriel (n):

No definitions found. Did you mean Lana Lang?

[ginnyfan]

Oh this thread kills me. LOL! :rotfl:

[MBrittan]

TALON
-noun

4. a particularly good location for acts of violence after regular business hours.

LOL!

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Jor-El (n):

1. A father figure with bipolar tendencies.

LOL!

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Jor-El (n):

2. An antibacterial soap made with pure Jojoba Oil.

ROFL!

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Superman (n):

2. Chloe on Smallville.

ROFLMAO!!!

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Sageeth (n):

2. Lana Lang.

[Lana in Persona: "I've been a two-headed hydra lately."]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is quickly becoming my favorite thread...
:)
-M-

[xrayvision]

Zod

-noun

1. a girlfriend who becomes your fiancee when you propose to her

[Tim made Jen his Zod after kneeling before her]

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jasonteague^1
-Noun

1. A changeling.
2. One who presents as boyfriend material only to unexpectedly develop maniacal and homicidal tendencies (usually brought on by an interfering mother).


Synonyms: Adam Knight

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TALON
-noun

5. a structural magnet for ghosts and other-worldly beings.


Holy crap!!! The Talon is the Gozer/Zuul/Keymaster building from Ghostbusters!!

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Jor-El

-noun

1. A demanding soap that strips the user not only of grime but all his/her humanity and forces its will on the user and has the capability of freezing the user in alien ice crystals if he/she doesn't follow its will

[He felt the sting of Jor-El when he got some in his eyes]

[krpto]

Naman
1.Hero
2.Chloe

Antonym
1.Clark kent
2.Lana lang

[sil3nt]

Meteor Shower^1
-noun

1. The solution to everything.

Lex Luthor^1
-noun

1. Something interesting.
2. Saviour

[Smallville is losing ratings, we need a lex luthor]

Synonyms: Chloe Sullivan, Red K
Antonyms: Lana Lang, Love Triangle, Wedding

[berniepooh]

Clark Kent and Lana Lang
nouns plural

a writing devise in which two contradictory characters are placed together for effect, as painful pleasure

synonym: oxymoron

[MBrittan]

Last Kryptonian

1. Clark Kent

synonyms: Namek, Aethyr, Brainiac, Kara, Dax-Ur, Titan, Zor-el

[xrayvision]

^^LOL!!

[sil3nt]

That was pure brilliance.
I can't think of anymore .. ><

[alejandrita439]

Clana
-noun

1. Something Al Gough and Miles Milar obsessed over.
2. A detriment to Kal-El's destiny
3. Appears in every Season Finale


hahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[berniepooh]

OK The following have nothing to do with SV, but they are so much fun I just had to share with the posters reading this thread. I hope you laugh as much as I did.

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed
by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

12. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.

13. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

[stenochick]

Those are really funny.

My heart is heavy right now over non-Smallville stuff. So I apologize in advance for this Debbie Downer post:

Clark Kent:

Noun.

Fictitious character on the CW drama, Smallville, who gets sloppy seconds from the writers and show runners.

Tom Welling

Noun.

31 year-old actor who, despite working a grueling work schedule for the last seven years to portray Clark Kent on TV's Smallville, seems to get no respect from the writers, producers, or the media.

[sil3nt]

Doomsoe^1
-noun

1. A form of fooling someone by misleading them into believing the worst is to come. Usually done through spoilers.

Doomsoe^2
-verb

1. The act of Doomsoeing.

[You liar! Clark didn't fly!? Damn it, you just Doomsoed me.]

Synonyms: Chloomsday, Rickroll, April Fools.

[alejandrita439]

Tom Welling

Noun.

31 year-old actor who, despite working a grueling work schedule for the last seven years to portray Clark Kent on TV's Smallville, seems to get no respect from the writers, producers, or the media.

that is sad :(

[MBrittan]

Chloomsday


How did I know THAT was coming...
-M-

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Rickroll

As in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
-M-

[sil3nt]

Yep. The writers are trying to rick roll us. Just keep telling yourself that it's a joke, and it'll become one.

Pun intended.

[Twitch]

Oh my god this thread rules. :lol:

[sil3nt]

Lionel^1
-noun

1. Two faced
2. Liar
3. Protector

Lionel^2
-adjective

1. Decietful

Synonyms: Clark, Lana, Lex, Jor-EL.

Because when old people do it, it's wrong.

[MBrittan]

Kryptonite^1
-noun

1. Radioactive pieces of Clark Kent's homeworld.
2. The only substance capable of hurting Clark Kent.

Synonyms: meteor rocks, Lana Lang, magic, Jor-el, Alicia Baker, Kwatche Star Blade, Veritas Orb

[sil3nt]

Superman^1
-noun

1. Word not found.

[Hopefulsuicide]

Truck
-noun

1. a vehicle that is eventually involved in a serious car wreck

The Daily Planet
-noun

1. a place where anyone can get a job as a journalist

[sil3nt]

Inquisitor^1
-noun

1. A company which has been shelbied. [See Shelby]

[stenochick]

Kryptonite^1
-noun

1. Radioactive pieces of Clark Kent's homeworld.
2. The only substance capable of hurting Clark Kent.

Synonyms: meteor rocks, Lana Lang, magic, Jor-el, Alicia Baker, Kwatche Star Blade, Veritas Orb

Lol! Very clever.

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Superman^1
-noun

1. Word not found.

doh!

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The Daily Planet
-noun

1. a place where anyone can get a job as a journalist

So true! We must think alike. I have a similar DP definition earlier in the thread.

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This is why I can't comment on this thread. Everyone's posts are hysterical and very clever and if I respond my posts take up too much real estate.

[Hopefulsuicide]

sorry, i'm not usually lazy enough to not check that i'm not repeating something from earlier xxx

p.s. i dont think it takes up too much, its good to have some reflection

[MBrittan]

bump

[xrayvision]

Doomsday

-noun

1. Premature

[Clark disappointed Lana again because of another Doomsday performance in bed]

2. Taking part of something that should not happen until years later when much experience is acquired

[Bob's Doomsday as vice president of Sony ruined his career when he proved he was not yet up to the task]

[Lana has had many Doomsday boyfriends who couldn't meet the challenge of surviving that Pete later will]

[sil3nt]

Kal-El
-noun

1. A split personality.
2. The "better" personality, when splitted, of a person.

Kal-El
-verb

1. To act tough and "gangster" in a certain form.

[I'm going to Kal-EL your ass.]

Synonyms: Kal, Bizzaro, Alexander, Isobel, Zod
Antonyms: Clark, Lana

[maryjanewatson]

Someone set me that once. :lol:

You can check it out HERE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPlfDIcjrVI). ;)
(*If you are offended by strong language, do NOT click the link.)
while I don't use the word myself, that was pretty hilarious. :rotfl:

[Québec]

Chlois
-noun

1. Non-sense

[ What? You think the egg came first? That's pure Chlois! ]

-verb

1. The action of inventing stories with no credibility.

[ So you're saying you got abducted by aliens wearing pink shirts, right? I think you're chloising a little too much. ]

[MBrittan]

Doomsday

-noun

1. Premature

[Clark disappointed Lana again because of another Doomsday performance in bed]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
-M-

[MBrittan]

33.1

-noun

1. A secret facility where Lex Luthor can experiment on people with meteor powers.
2. A place where Freaks of the Week go when they are no longer needed on Smallville.

synonyms: level 3, Belle Reve, Phantom Zone, Supernatural (TV show)...

[sil3nt]

Martian Manhunter^1
-noun
abbrev - MM

1. A person who comes to help others when they can handle the situtation, but flee and conceal themselves when they know that they can't.

2. A person who shelbies themselves when they are needed in tight situations.

[The writers will soon MM Smallville]

[Lex Dance]

daxur
-verb


1. To appear briefly on a television program with the sole purpose of making the viewer say "Isn't that so-and-so from what-do-you-call-it?"
2. To top up a pension fund off the back of former glories.

"I've just seen Leonard Nimoy daxurring on The Simpsons!"

Synonyms: brigittecrosby; moirasullivan; lara

[MBrittan]

bump

[xrayvision]

The day is coming

-adjective

1. Non-occuring.

2. Expected but non-appearing.

[minerva73]

This is why I can't comment on this thread. Everyone's posts are hysterical and very clever and if I respond my posts take up too much real estate.


Oh my god this thread rules. :lol:

Can I say that I agree with you guys? :D It's so true, everybody's stuff is classic. I almost found myself in stitches when I read the "Kal-El", "Kryptonite" "Chlois", and "the day is coming" definitions and synonyms. :lol:

[cksidekick]

^^^^^^^^


i keep trying to come up with a few good ones, but it seems as though people keep beating to it...and frankly, my stuff isn't nearly as funny as the ones i'm reading...i'll sneak one in before it's all over though...he he...

[MBrittan]

Can I say that I agree with you guys? :D It's so true, everybody's stuff is classic. I almost found myself in stitches when I read the "Kal-El", "Kryptonite" "Chlois", and "the day is coming" definitions and synonyms. :lol:

My two favorites are the Smallville and Doomsday ones. HYSTERICAL. Although major kudos to the poster who referred to Lana as "Sageeth" and Chloe Sullivan as "Superman on Smallville". Totally classic!
-M-

[MBrittan]

bump

[xrayvision]

Clarkathon:

-noun

1. An event lasting a very long time that has no end in sight as the goal is never met

[The construction in New York is just one Clarkathon after another]

2. The state of wearing blinders or having tunnel vision

3. Long periods of time where someone is stranded on a farm with nothing else but an obnoxious girl

[Even though Gilligan was stranded on an island, he avoided being in a Clarkathon thanks to Ginger & Maryann]

[MBrittan]

Fan
-noun

1. A person who enjoys a particular sports team, movie or television show, person, or activity.

[The Yankees fan went to the afternoon baseball game and cheered loudly for his team.]

2. A person who complains constantly about a particular sports team, movie or television show, person, or activity and hopes for it to end.

[The battered wife was a fan of her husband's abusive tendencies.]
[Posters on Kryptonsite.com are fans of the television show Smallville.]

[berniepooh]

Lionel^1
-noun

1. Two faced
2. Liar
3. Protector

Lionel^2
-adjective

1. Decietful

Synonyms: Clark, Lana, Lex, Jor-EL.

Because when old people do it, it's wrong.

(Where have I heard that before?? Oh yeah, "Don't trust anyone over 30."
Oppps. TW is now 31. What does that mean?)

[xrayvision]

Chloe:

-noun

1. A solution to every problem in the world

[Jorel soap is a great Chloe when you're filthy]

-adjective

1. Worthy of fixing a situation

[Not even ****** turned out Chloe for Clark's problem when he went to bed with Lana]

[MBrittan]

Chloe:

-noun

1. A solution to every problem in the world

[Jorel soap is a great Chloe when you're filthy]

-adjective

1. Worthy of fixing a situation

[Not even ****** turned out Chloe for Clark's problem when he went to bed with Lana]

LOL! :rotfl:
-M-

[alejandrita439]

^ :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[sil3nt]

Legion^1
-noun

1. A defining moment, either for the good or the bad.

Legion^2
2. To make or break.

Synonyms: Justice
Antonyms: Wrath (It did nothing.)

Yeah I'm running out of ideas ><

[stenochick]

^^the funniest part of that post is that the word being defined is redacted. It's like a "wild card" - the reader gets to pick the word.

[sil3nt]

^lol, I just noticed a lot of words can fit in there.

Jonathan Kent
-noun

1. Clark's parent.

Synonyms: Lionel Luthor, Jor-el, Martha Kent, Lara-EL, Rachel Dunlevy.

[zeba-el]

Chloe Sullivan^1
-Noun

1. A Deus ex machina
2. A cheep plot device.

[The writers got stuck on how to resolve the scene so they used a Chloe Sullivan.]

3. A fill in for any other character.

[The main characters mother could not be used for the scene so they used a Chloe Sullivan.]

:) LMAO

[MBrittan]

^lol, I just noticed a lot of words can fit in there.

Jonathan Kent
-noun

1. Clark's parent.

Synonyms: Lionel Luthor, Jor-el, Martha Kent, Lara-EL, Rachel Dunlevy.

LOL
Additional synonyms: Chloe Sullivan
-M-

[MBrittan]

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[sil3nt]

Jor-EL
-noun

1. A father confused on what he wants his son to become. The father usually has no explanation whatsoever for the constant change of decisions. Recently, Jor-EL has been used for not only the father, but also the mother.

[My mum wants me to be a doctor, but my dad wants me to be a architect. Bloody Jor-EL's can't make up there minds.]

Synonyms: Lana Lang.

[MBrittan]

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[xrayvision]

Car accident

-noun

1. A regular occurence happening several times a day as in the act of breathing

[Seeing some new material on his favorite show was like a fresh car accident to Jimmy.

[sil3nt]

Car accident

-noun

1. A regular occurence happening several times a day as in the act of breathing

[Seeing some new material on his favorite show was like a fresh car accident to Jimmy.

Synonyms: Coma, Belle Reeve, Gunfire...

[Mar-El]

Check out some of the new season 8 interviews (and past season interviews) for my next entry.


Tom Welling (n):

No entries found. Did you mean, Allison Mack?
:p

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Tractor (n):

1. A device in a perpetual state of disrepair.

See also: Clark's brain

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Krypton (n):

1. A planet destroyed through an explosion in its core. (Apocalypse)

2. A planet destroyed when its sun, Rao, went supernova. (Skinwalker, Rosetta)

3. A planet destroyed by General Zod's warfare. (Vessel, Zod, etc.)

4. A planet destroyed by Zor-El's mining operations. (Kara Chronicles)

[xrayvision]

Clubhouse (see also Fortress)

-noun

1. A place where a guy goes to set up a telescope to spy on the neighbor girl next door

[Hugh Hefner has to deal with plenty of Clubhouses all around the Playboy mansion.]

[Fallen One]

A real shot
-noun

1. To attempt a task for the 16th time because the first fifteen times were not enough.
2. To bait into fist fight.

I'm really looking forward to my first real shot at breathing.

Synonyms: Final Fantasy, Police Academy

[see also: Epic Fail, Redundancy, Charlie Brown agreeing to kick football]

Chimmy
-noun

1. Having no heat whatsoever
2. A safehaven for penguins

Honey, don't forget to put the champaign on Chimmy.
Oooh, my nipples are chimmy.

Synonyms: Barbara Walters, Neptune and Pluto.

[see also: Fishsticks, Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley]

Lightswitch
-adjective

1. To resent progress already fortold from the beginning of a story
2. To deny history in an attempt to rationalize illconcieved desires.

The Earth rotates around the Sun? LIGHTSWITCH!!
Wait wait wait... Fire.. Burns??! LIGHTSWITCH!!

3. The belief that humans are incapable of changing their minds.

Oh so now you want bacon for breakfast? LIGHTSWITCH!!

Synomyms: Villiage idiots

[see also: TWOP, and SWEET]

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Barn Door

-noun

1. Motivation.

[A higher salary is usually the Barn Door that makes employees work harder.]

[Lex Dance]

Clubhouse (see also Fortress)

-noun

1. A place where a guy goes to set up a telescope to spy on the neighbor girl next door.
I always thought Clark was a bit creepy for doing that.
I saw Pilot for the first time in a few years the other night.......does it strike anyone else as unusual that he can watch his next-door neighbour using an optical telescope with no apparent lack of focus? Not that I'm an astronomer or anything........ :)

[berniepooh]

Kryptonite
noun

Meteor rock from a distant planet, prolonged and or repeated exposure (especially to the skin) causes profound changes to a person's molecular makeup.

exceptions:
Lana Lang, Lionel Luthor, Lex Luthor, Martha and Jonathan Kent.

[MBrittan]

Krypton (n):

1. A planet destroyed through an explosion in its core. (Apocalypse)

2. A planet destroyed when its sun, Rao, went supernova. (Skinwalker, Rosetta)

3. A planet destroyed by General Zod's warfare. (Vessel, Zod, etc.)

4. A planet destroyed by Zor-El's mining operations. (Kara Chronicles)

LOL!
-M-

[xrayvision]

Hypnotized:

-adjective

1. Able to throw human beings across the room.

[Kevin Nash proved he was hypnotized when he wrestled Rey Mysterio Jr.]

-verb

1. Explaining something that for years had been a mystery and was otherwise unexplainable.

[It has still not been hypnotized to the viewers why Clark was obsessed with Lana.]

[sil3nt]

God
-noun

1. A powerful entity which has supreme powers that are unexplainable. Abilities include: -reversing time, travelling through time, open portals to different dimensions, freeze beings in icey pillars, giving living beings superhuman powers, block out the sun, resurrection, storing vast amounts of knowledge, uploading the knowledge into a physical being, communicating after being killed decades ago, creating entities from dna stored from crystals, transport beings vast distances across a planet, and so on..

[Jor-EL: Our powers on Earth may seem extraordinary, but we are not gods.]

[berniepooh]

Talon
noun
1. a coffeeshop when people gather to consume addictive caffinated drinks and find them selves "hooked" within a weeks time.
2. a claw of an animal, especially a bird of prey. It is usually the sharp claw of a bird of prey, such as the eagle, a hawk, a falcon, or a buzzard.

[MBrittan]

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[MBrittan]

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[berniepooh]

Wall of Weird

1. Collection of newsletter articles and other documentation of unexplained phenomenon in Smallville, Kansas since massive meteor shower caused extensive damage to the town.

2. Lex Luthor's study in the Luthor family mansion just outside of Smallville, Kansas. Paintings, stain glass windows, hangings over the fireplace, the stone mantle of the fireplace itself all inexplicable change from week to week and/or year to year and no-one mentions or seems to notice these changes.

[kryptolad]

Wall of Weird

1. Collection of newsletter articles and other documentation of unexplained phenomenon in Smallville, Kansas since massive meteor shower caused extensive damage to the town.

2. Lex Luthor's study in the Luthor family mansion just outside of Smallville, Kansas. Paintings, stain glass windows, hangings over the fireplace, the stone mantle of the fireplace itself all inexplicable change from week to week and/or year to year and no-one mentions or seems to notice these changes.

Haha, that's a great one!

Word: Pete Ross

Definitions:

1) a sometimes clever/sometimes stupid way of adding humor and innapropriate phrasings to a show which needs none

2) a character device used only for pathetic comic relief or advertising purposes

Used in a sentence:

1) "You're vehement denial has been duly noted" -Pete Ross

2) "Hey Clark! Nice to see you after 4 years, want to try some Stride Gum? Chloe! How are you? Have some gum! Lex, I hate you. Try this new gum flavor." -Pete Ross

[MBrittan]

Haha, that's a great one!

Word: Pete Ross

Definitions:

1) a sometimes clever/sometimes stupid way of adding humor and innapropriate phrasings to a show which needs none

2) a character device used only for pathetic comic relief or advertising purposes

Used in a sentence:

1) "You're vehement denial has been duly noted" -Pete Ross

2) "Hey Clark! Nice to see you after 4 years, want to try some Stride Gum? Chloe! How are you? Have some gum! Lex, I hate you. Try this new gum flavor." -Pete Ross

Pete Ross
-noun
1. A best friend.

[James asked his Pete Ross to be his best man at his wedding.]

-adjective

1. To make someone feel guilty because they are capable of more than you are.

[The husband felt Pete Ross when his wife told him how good his best friend was in bed.]

-M-

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Chloe Sullivan

-noun

1. A close friend who keeps your biggest secrets.

[Cathy asked her Chloe Sullivan not to mention her affair to her husband.]

-adjective

1. To spy on, with the hope of learning secrets or uncovering lies.

[When the husband suspected his wife Cathy of having an affair, he hired a private detective to Chloe Sullivan her.]

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Talon

-noun

1. A place for electoral victory parties

2. A place to consume coffee and other beverages

3. A place to hold a beauty contest

4. A place to hold concerts

{Johnny went to the Talon to congratulate his father on winning the election while he was on his way to the Talon to see Springsteen after his girlfriend won a pageant at the Talon where she was congratulated by Donald Trump who sponsored it and took her out to the Talon so he could try to get in her pants after dessert.}

[berniepooh]

A real shot
-noun

1. To attempt a task for the 16th time because the first fifteen times were not enough.
2. To bait into fist fight.

I'm really looking forward to my first real shot at breathing.

Synonyms: Final Fantasy, Police Academy

[see also: Epic Fail, Redundancy, Charlie Brown agreeing to kick football]

Chimmy
-noun

1. Having no heat whatsoever
2. A safehaven for penguins

Honey, don't forget to put the champaign on Chimmy.
Oooh, my nipples are chimmy.

Synonyms: Barbara Walters, Neptune and Pluto.

[see also: Fishsticks, Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Presley]

Lightswitch
-adjective

1. To resent progress already fortold from the beginning of a story
2. To deny history in an attempt to rationalize illconcieved desires.

The Earth rotates around the Sun? LIGHTSWITCH!!
Wait wait wait... Fire.. Burns??! LIGHTSWITCH!!

3. The belief that humans are incapable of changing their minds.

Oh so now you want bacon for breakfast? LIGHTSWITCH!!

Synomyms: Villiage idiots

[see also: TWOP, and SWEET]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[MBrittan]

Smallville varsity football team

-adjective

1. Undefeated
2. Perfect

[The New England Patriots finished the regular season Smallville varsity football team in 2008.]

-adjective

1. Always home
2. Never a guest or visitor

[The socially awkward hermit was Smallville varsity football team.]

-adjective

1. A group containing larger than normal people
2. Abnormally big

[The woman's toe was Smallville varsity football team after she broke it.]

[kryptolad]

I agree, MBrittan. Sorry if there was misunderstandings between us.

[MBrittan]

[Mod Edit]

It isn't "new-found". But the inconsistencies go keep growing and growing it would seem...
-M-

[kryptolad]

I got edited for saying that? I'm sorry, I wasn't in any way trying to sound rude or harsh...

I agree, Smallville has its share of problems that don't seem to always add up. I personally think the football one was very interesting and by saying "new-found", I was saying how I (myself) have never seen something that problematic and inconsistent be brought up so much later (three years) than it actually occured on the show. Sorry if I offended you, MBrittan.

[npower1]

Kentish

This has slipped into estate agents property descriptions.

- a home where the number of bedrooms and/or entrance doors varies depending upon the current required usage.
- sometimes applied to barns with content variation

(Unusual usage - has once been applied to well filled storage boxes that fall over with little provocation)

Derivation: Kentish is thought to be a particular subset of SVish

[madcatlady]

Fortress of Solitude

1. (n) a loft in a barn

2. (n) a place in the Arctic accessible by octagon key, which is built, dismantled, and rebuilt on a yearly basis.

3. (n) a handy place to put BDAs in cold storage.

[Rabz]

Clois
1. A word to describe something that's never gonna happen until late.
[What? The monkey? Dude.. That's Clois]

[berniepooh]

Smallville Medical Center
noun
1. A smalltown medical facility equipped to handle every type of medical need from neurosurgery, endocrinology to toxicology. Their medical staff only leave when John Hopkins Medical Institute or the Alfred Einstein Institute beckon.
2. While a small facility, certain patients are admitted with such pronounced regularity, they have a reserved room waiting for them at all times.
examples: Lana Lang, Martha Kent, Chloe Sullivan and Lex Luthor
3. While patient files have been compromised on numerous occasions and at every possible level, security to maintain patient confidentiality never improves at this institution.

[MBrittan]

Money

-noun

1. standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc., stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value; coin or coins

[The high school graduate worried that he didn't have enough money to go to college.]

2. Something used to manipulate and/or control others. Used as a means of forcing others to do one's bidding.

[The ventriloquist used money to bring the puppet to life.]

3. Something used to make something undesirable disappear.

[The woman used money to get rid of the dog feces on the floor.]

[MBrittan]

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[Xanderman]

Pete Ross
1. angry; blood-thirsty; murderous; The little boy got bitten because the dog was very Pete Ross at the time.

Lana
1. to annoy; get on the nerves; Will somebody swat that fly, it's really starting to Lana me.

Clark
1. to whine; complain; The teacher told his students to stop Clarking about the amount of homework he gave them or he would go Clark to each one of their parents.

Shelby
1. unnecessary; pointless; Doing dishes by hand became Shelby once the new dishwasher arrived.

[xrayvision]

Clark:

-adjective

1. Lazy

{John's teacher told him that he was Clark and would never accomplish anything in his life unless he changed}

2. Unmotivated

{John's girlfriend wanted him to take ****** because he was still Clark after she took off her clothes}

3. Dumb

{The kids went to see the movie Clarko, about the big elephant who flies with his ears}

4. Boring

{Amy was so Clark that she easily lost control of the kids she was babysitting}

5. Regressive

{The kid was so Clark that he went from walking to crawling on all fours}

6. Heroic

{Taking a bullet for the governor was a very Clark thing that the security guard did}

7. Brainless, though formerly smart

{Eddie's mom always complains about what a Clark he is & talks about the days he used to succeed}

8. Obsessed

{Neat freaks are usually Clark when it comes to sorting out their clean & dirty laundry}

9. Passive

{One feature of KITT that helped Michael in Knight Rider is the Clark Laser Restraint System}

10. Afraid of aggressive women

{Due to his Clark nature, Zack headed for the hills when a girl at the bar started getting all over him}

-verb

1. To sit idly

{Clarking can lead to obesity}

2. To nearly cause the end of the world on a half dozen occasions

{World War III may go a step beyond Clarking if it were to take place}

-noun

1. Hero

{They decided to take an Italian Clark with salami, ham, and provolone cheese, and lots of mustard & mayo}

[MBrittan]

Clark:

-adjective

1. Lazy

{John's teacher told him that he was Clark and would never accomplish anything in his life unless he changed}

2. Unmotivated

{John's girlfriend wanted him to take ****** because he was still Clark after she took off her clothes}

3. Dumb

{The kids went to see the movie Clarko, about the big elephant who flies with his ears}

4. Boring

{Amy was so Clark that she easily lost control of the kids she was babysitting}

5. Regressive

{The kid was so Clark that he went from walking to crawling on all fours}

6. Heroic

{Taking a bullet for the governor was a very Clark thing that the security guard did}

7. Brainless, though formerly smart

{Eddie's mom always complains about what a Clark he is & talks about the days he used to succeed}

8. Obsessed

{Neat freaks are usually Clark when it comes to sorting out their clean & dirty laundry}

9. Passive

{One feature of KITT that helped Michael in Knight Rider is the Clark Laser Restraint System}

10. Afraid of aggressive women

{Due to his Clark nature, Zack headed for the hills when a girl at the bar started getting all over him}

-verb

1. To sit idly

{Clarking can lead to obesity}

2. To nearly cause the end of the world on a half dozen occasions

{World War III may go a step beyond Clarking if it were to take place}

-noun

1. Hero

{They decided to take an Italian Clark with salami, ham, and provolone cheese, and lots of mustard & mayo}

LOL!

My favorite part was...
3. Dumb

{The kids went to see the movie Clarko, about the big elephant who flies with his ears}

:rotfl:

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Anyone want to take a stab at writing a definition for that Dawn chick? That should be good...
-M-

[MBrittan]

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Dawn Ostroff

-noun

1. the female of the dog, wolf, fox, etc.

[The Dawn Ostroff was an heat so she humped the man's leg.]

2. a lewd or promiscuous woman

[Nick said, "That Dawn Ostroff has slept with half the guys on the football team."]

3. Slang a woman regarded as malicious, bad-tempered, or aggressive: a term of contempt

[The man beeped his horn and called the driver who cut him off in traffic a Dawn Ostroff.]

4. Slang anything especially unpleasant or difficult

[Jeff had a Dawn Ostroff of a time putting the BBQ grill together.]

5. Slang a complaint

[The boyfriend told his girlfriend, "All you do is Dawn Ostroff, Dawn Ostroff, Dawn Ostroff.]

Synonyms: *beach*

[xrayvision]

^^
Lex in Labyrinth: Open your eyes, you crazy son of a Dawn Ostroff!!!

[MBrittan]

^^
Lex in Labyrinth: Open your eyes, you crazy son of a Dawn Ostroff!!!

:rotfl:

[smallv17]

^^Priceless!

[MBrittan]

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[Smallville6]

^^
Lex in Labyrinth: Open your eyes, you crazy son of a Dawn Ostroff!!!

LOL!

[amberdawn]

^^
Lex in Labyrinth: Open your eyes, you crazy son of a Dawn Ostroff!!!

:rotfl:

[MBrittan]

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[berniepooh]

Kent Farm:
noun

1. Family property with a really cool farm house, barn, windmill, cows, and horses. 2.Family property that has been handed down generation to generation and is regarded as a priceless inheritance. 3. Family property, the required care of which prevented Jonathan Kent from going out into the world and pursuing the career of his dreams, hence the farm became the source of repressed resentment toward his father, Hiram Kent. 4. Family property, the care of which has prevented Clark Kent from embracing his destiny and becoming the greatest hero in the world, Superman. 5. Bummer

[xrayvision]

Red:

-noun

1. A type of meteor.

2. A jacket.

3. A shirt.


Blue:

-noun

1. A type of meteor

2. A jacket.

3. A shirt.

[MBrittan]

Red:

-noun

1. A type of meteor.

2. A jacket.

3. A shirt.


Blue:

-noun

1. A type of meteor

2. A jacket.

3. A shirt.

LOL!

[xrayvision]

Jorel:

-noun

1. A brand of soap that gets dirty big dumb alien boys clean.

{Lex was careful not to drop the Jorel when he was in prison}
{Clark had a date with a Jorel on a rope}
{As the World Turns is Lana's favorite Jorel opera}

2. A strict discliplinarian who punishes those who do bad or stupid things.

{The Jorel in the pilot episode of Tales From the Crypt lost his job putting inmates to death when they outlawed the death penalty in the episode, so he decided to go around and become the personal Jorel of society's lowlives & in the end was put to death by his own Jorel.}

[MBrittan]

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[berniepooh]

lanagamy (la-nag'a-mi)
noun
1. pairing with a single mate. 2. remaining with the same self-centered female regardless of strong indications you have little to nothing in common 3. mule headed and self destructive behavior resulting in a preoccupation with a single female to an unreasonable degree 4. obligatory compulsion to ignore all other females as possible mates in the unrealistic and illogical belief the first female to catch your attention at the age of 5 is "the only person you can picture yourself spending your life with" 6. life ruinous fixation

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lexanthropic (lex-an-throp'ik)
adj
1. hating mankind 2. malevolent also lexanthropical, lexanthropically

lexanthrophy (pi) n. 1.hatred of mankind: malevolent, especially as shown through development of institutions, etc Lex Corp and Luthor Corp 2. pl -pies a.) lexanthropic action, gift being rescinded, cloning baby brother and then taking out a contract to have him killed, etc. b.) a lexanthropic institution, 33.1


peter (pe-ter) v i (informal) Pete
1. to become exhausted (with out) 2. to become gradually smaller, less abundant, etc. and then cease (Pete out) 3. to be replaced by a female (Lois)

[Xanderman]

^:lol: good one

My favorites are the last two:

4. obligatory compulsion to ignore all other females as possible mates in the unrealistic and illogical belief the first female to catch your attention at the age of 5 years is "the only person you can picture yourself spending your life with" (haha)
5. life ruinous fixation (LOL)

"Life ruinous", lol....I didn't even know that was a word, but I checked and it is, lol...although to me "life-ruining" seems more grammatically correct in the way you're using it with fixation, but ruinous sounds funnier, heh

[berniepooh]

Glad I could entertain you for a brief few moments Xanderman. I aim to please.

[xrayvision]

Car

-noun

1. A disposable item that one can easily replace immediately thereafter.

{Lana was worried that there were no more cars in the bathroom stall for her to wipe her behind with after overdoing it at Burrito Ole.}

{Ed bought a car from the local CVS so he could take pictures.}

{Justin made sure to set out the cars for his barbecue so his guests could eat on them so he didn't have to wash dishes.}

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Burrito Ole:

-noun

1. Something that is not meant to be

{Tom Brady had a Burrito Ole in the current NFL season with his ACL injury}
{Success is just a Burrito Ole for Al Bundy}

-adjective

1. Not meant to be

{Clark & Lex will one day view Lana as Burrito Ole}

[MBrittan]

{Ed bought a car from the local CVS so he could take pictures.}

{Justin made sure to set out the cars for his barbecue so his guests could eat on them so he didn't have to wash dishes.}


LOL!

[Xanderman]

1. Not meant to be

{Clark & Lex will one day view Lana as Burrito Ole}:lol: I'm not sure what a Burrito Ole is but this is hilarious. Is it a limited time menu item at Taco Bell or something? lol

[xrayvision]

No. In Forsaken, after Lana gave up her share of the Talon, another guy rented the building from Lex and was going to turn it into a Mexican restaurant named Burrito Ole. But he was killed by the Emily Dinsmore clone.

[MBrittan]

Dr. Bethany

-noun

1. An acceptable to response to almost any question.

[When the man got down on one knee and asked the woman to marry him, she said, "Dr. Bethany".]

2. A person suspected of criminal activity.

[When interviewed on the local news, the sheriff said that he had no Dr. Bethanys in custody yet.]

3. A person suspected of having superhuman abilities.

[When the mother saw the car roll over her child, trapping him underneath, she felt a rush of Dr. Bethany and lifted it off of him.]

4. A person suspected of keeping secrets and/or telling lies.

[The police detective gave the prisoner a Dr.Bethany-detector test to determine whether or not he was telling the truth.]

5. A person who makes a guest appearance but is not a regular.

[Christopher Reeve played the part of Virgil Swann as a Dr. Bethany on Smallville.]

-M-

[xrayvision]

^^

[He identified the correct Dr. Bethany in a line-up of Dr. Bethany's who were rounded up for the murder of Dr. Bethany.]

Synonyms: Marklar


This is seriously starting to remind me of the South Park episode Starvin' Marvin in Outer Space.

[MBrittan]

[He identified the correct Dr. Bethany in a line-up of Dr. Bethany's who were rounded up for the murder of Dr. Bethany.]

LOL!

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Smallville Season 8 Premiere

-noun

1. Something highly anticipated.

[As the teenaged boy watched his date for the prom undress in front of him, he thought, "This is the Smallville Season 8 Premiere I've been waiting for my whole life."]

[berniepooh]

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[berniepooh]

jorelous (jor-el-ous)
adj.
1.) abstracted and pensive 2.) gloomy 3.) cheerless or dismal; dispirited; melancholy

jorelist (jor-el-ist), (familiar) Jor El
noun
1.) one quick to see or express in succinct, non-emotional terms potential disastrous consequences of any given set of circumstances, especially when visitors from other worlds are involved 2. a person not given to displays of mood, whimsy or caprise 3.) only open to communication when doom, ruin or extinction are imminent

[alejandrita439]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

-:)-

[MBrittan]

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[berniepooh]

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[stenochick]

I think that if you guys are going to keep bumping this thread by just writing the word "bump" then you should define "bump" a different way each time you do it. Just to keep things interesting, of course.

Bump - v.

To transition Clark Kent from brooding, emo, depressed 21-year-old to strong-willed, heroic, motivated, snarky, and happy 21-year-old all in one episode, Odyssey, the eighth season premiere of Smallville, this Thursday, 8:00pm EDT, September 18, 2008. WOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[MBrittan]

I think that if you guys are going to keep bumping this thread by just writing the word "bump" then you should define "bump" a different way each time you do it. Just to keep things interesting, of course.

Bump - v.

To transition Clark Kent from brooding, emo, depressed 21-year-old to strong-willed, heroic, motivated, snarky, and happy 21-year-old all in one episode, Odyssey, the eighth season premiere of Smallville, this Thursday, 8:00pm EDT, September 18, 2008. WOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

bump

-verb

1. The act of moving something up in a lineup.

-noun

2. Breast

[The mother bump fed her baby until it was old enough to eat solid food.]

[stenochick]

Bump - noun

A pregnant woman's protruding belly.

[Hey, nice baby bump. When is your due date?
Huh? I'm not pregnant.]

Bump - verb

What Clark and Lois will hopefully do by the end of season 8, at least in NC-17 fan fiction.;)

[berniepooh]

cow (kou)
noun
1. the mature female of domestic cattle 2. a small herd of cows lives on the Kent Farm

cow-ard (kou 'erd), noun
1. one who is shamefully lacking in courage. -cow'ard-ly, adj & adv-cow-ard-ice
Clark is overcome by cowardice whenever Lana Lang makes cow eyes at him.

[MBrittan]

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[MBrittan]

Dawn Ostroff

-noun

1. TBTB at the CW.

2.

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Dawn Ostroff

-noun

1. TBTB at the CW.

2. A barrier to success.

[The high school dropout's drug and alcohol addiction was a Dawn Ostroff to his hopes of someday attending college.]

-M-

[xrayvision]

French Maid

-noun

1. A spy

[Clark loves to read the French Maid vs. French Maid comic strips from Mad Magazine]

[MBrittan]

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[MBrittan]

Smallville Season 7 DVD Box Set

-noun

1. A collection of episodes from season 7 of Smallville in DVD form.

2. Something complained about, yet purchased in great quantity.

[The smoker admitted that he had to kick his Smallville Season 7 DVD Box Set habit because the cost of cigarettes was getting too high.]

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PS3

-noun

1. A video game system made by Sony.

2. The producers of the television show "Smallville".

3. Something unknown, a mystery often asked about.

[The PS3 incident at Roswell has been a mystery that has sparked the imagination of Americans for decades.]

[berniepooh]

Smallvillephobia (smal-vil-fo'-bi-a)
noun
a morbid fear of the inexplicable changes a human's molecular structure can undergo when passing through the town of Smallville, Kansas

[MBrittan]

Clarkalophobia

-noun

1. Fear of green things.

[Lois could not pursue a relationship with Oliver, knowing he was the Green Arrow because of her Clarkalophobia.]

[berniepooh]

These I actually lifted from my edition of Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary

krypton (krip'-ton)
noun [Gk, neut. of kryptos hidden -- more at Crypt] (1898)
a colorless relatively inert gaseous element found in air at about one part per million and used esp. in electric lamps ---see ELEMENT table

from symbols for chemical elements
Kr krypton

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Lana

-noun

1. An obstacle in the way of achieving a goal

[The receiver had to run through 8 Lanas after the quarterback passed the ball to him.]

[At the end of the old game show Double Dare, there was a Lana course that the contestants had to get through.]

2. A trophy.

[The Lana was passed from player to player after the team won the basketball championship.]

[Mar-El]

Chloeiac n.

1. An attempt by TPTB to give a largely defunct character new meaning and purpose.

2. A cheap plot device utilized to move the story forward.

[Clark was chastised by Lois for using Chloeiac to solve the crime instead of trying to do any investigative journalism on his own]

Disclaimer: I don't actually think Chloe is completely useless to the show now, but TPTB do seem to be straining to find things for her to do in the new season, in my humble opinion

[MBrittan]

Lana

-noun

1. An obstacle in the way of achieving a goal

[The receiver had to run through 8 Lanas after the quarterback passed the ball to him.]

[At the end of the old game show Double Dare, there was a Lana course that the contestants had to get through.]

2. A trophy.

[The Lana was passed from player to player after the team won the basketball championship.]

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :) :) :) :)

:lol::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

-M-

[disciples of zod]

Chimmy-n. the pairing of a witty and diligent blonde with an over-the-top but extremely adorable photojournalist. often causes peals of laughter and warm fuzzies.

=P

[MBrittan]

bump

[berniepooh]

Series Finale n.
1. due to lack of interest and all witty or insightful ideas have previously been posted, posting thread is allowed to progress into oblivion. 2. no more bumps

[MBrittan]

Tess Mercer

-noun

1. The current CEO of Luthorcorp.

2. A cheap immitation.

[The child protested when his mother took him to the second hand store to buy his back-to-school Tess Mercers.]

[MBrittan]

bump

[MBrittan]

Maxima

-noun

1. Intergalactic queen.

2. A powerful female metahuman.

3. A trollop or slut.

[Dr. House, from the television show House M.D., often seeks the companionship of Maximas when he's feeling horny.]

[Fridaythe13Jason]

This thread is pretty funny!

[HeroesUnlimited]

Doomsday

-noun

1. The fictional character from DC comics who is responsible for killing Superman.

2. The season 8 finale of the television show, Smallville.

-adjective

1. Causing anger, frustration, and intolerance among fans.

[The Los Angeles Lakers lost to the Boston Celtics causing the Doomsday crowd to riot in the streets.]

2. Causing confusion and/or disorientation.

[The Doomsday game show contestant didn't know how to respond to the question on the quiz show.]

Verb

1. To cause to quit or give up on.

[The lung cancer patient promised to Doomsday cigarettes cold turkey.]

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Jimmy Olsen

-noun

1. Identity theft

Life Lock provides a service to stop the spread of Jimmy Olsen around the world

Her credit score was shot to hell after she was screwed by Jimmy Olsen

[simplemath]

Death Cerificate
- something that every character in samllville has
- appears to have no meaning later

[HeroesUnlimited]

Jimmy Olsen

-noun

1. Identity theft

Life Lock provides a service to stop the spread of Jimmy Olsen around the world

Her credit score was shot to hell after she was screwed by Jimmy Olsen
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kneel before Zod]

LOL!!!!

Synonyms: Gabe Sullivan, Nell Potter, Henry Small
Don't forget Lucas Luthor, Martha Kent, and Kara.

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Shelby^2
–verb

1. To dissapear
2. To be forgotten or uncredited.


[Before Lionel's death, Lex told his father that he will shelby him.]

SEE ALSO Pete Ross
Thank god they finally Shelbyed Lana!

[HeroesUnlimited]

Sageeth

-noun

1. In Kwatche legend, Sageeth is Namaan's mortal enemy, who was once his closest friend.
2. Lex Luthor
3. Chloe Sullivan

[The watchtower was Henry Olsen's wedding present to Sageeth.]

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Henry James:

-noun:

1. Something introduced as a geniune item but later on revealed as a fake.

[Jane found out years after marrying Ted that the diamond ring he bought her was nothing but a Henry James.]

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Kryptonite:

-noun:

1. A radioactive ore.

2. A weight loss supplement.

[A kryptonite shake in the morning keeps the doctor away.]

3. Automobile fuel.

[Steve paid $2.50 per gallon for regular unleaded kryptonite while Eddie paid $2.70 for kryptonite plus.]

4. Monetary ink.

[Fort Knox ran out of kryptonite to print the latest supply of Washington's, Lincoln's & Jackson's.]

5. Explosive.

[Stan had a bad case of kryptonite diarrhea after eating some undercooked chicken & beans.]

[HeroesUnlimited]

Kryptonite:

-noun:

1. A radioactive ore.

2. A weight loss supplement.

[A kryptonite shake in the morning keeps the doctor away.]

3. Automobile fuel.

[Steve paid $2.50 per gallon for regular unleaded kryptonite while Eddie paid $2.70 for kryptonite plus.]

4. Monetary ink.

[Fort Knox ran out of kryptonite to print the latest supply of Washington's, Lincoln's & Jackson's.]

5. Explosive.

[Stan had a bad case of kryptonite diarrhea after eating some undercooked chicken & beans.]

:rotfl:

[anewbie]

Jimmy Olsen

-noun

1. Identity theft

Life Lock provides a service to stop the spread of Jimmy Olsen around the world

Her credit score was shot to hell after she was screwed by Jimmy Olsen

:lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

Last son of Krypton

-noun

1. Clark Kent, the last living member of Kryptonian society.
2. General (Major) Zod.
3. Davis Bloome.
4. Milton Fine, AKA Brainiac
5. Nam-ek
6. Jor-el

The Last Son of Krypton sent the Last Son of Krypton to Earth, as biological material attached to the Last Son of Krypton's spaceship. The Last Son of Krypton's mission on Earth was to destroy the Last Son of Krypton. The Last Son of Krypton went to the AI Last Son of Krypton for advice on how to defeat the Last Son of Krypton.

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Alexander:

-noun:

1. A second rate or generic copy/knockoff.

[Many Alexanders exist for the iPhone.]
[You can buy many Alexanders off the streets of Chinatown for a cheap price.]

2. Firewood or kindling to be thrown into a fireplace.

[Eric was freezing in his house, so he went to his shed & got Alexander to burn in the fireplace.]

[ReignoftheSupermen]

Alexander:
2. Firewood or kindling to be thrown into a fireplace.

:rotfl:

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Tess Mercer
-noun

1. Daughter of Lionel Luthor and Pamela Jenkins. Half sister of Lex Luthor.

2. Incubation unit for transplant organs.

[The surgeon quickly took the donation liver from the Tess Mercer and transplanted it into his patient.]