Quotes you wish were in "Arctic"

[thehenry89]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

[krpto]

the sad thing is I could totally see the writers putting that in an episode

[Twitch]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

LOL that's hilarious!

[Alexander III]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!

Awesome dude!

[JNottle]

Lois: Clark, Chloes in trouble.
Clark: Not now, I gotta find Lana.
Lois: Clark, Chloes in trouble.
Clark: Not now, I gotta find Lana.
Lois: For god sake Clark, Chloe is the one person who devotes herself to you, Lana is just a midevil psychopath who has been a vampire, witch, meteor freak and loads of other stuff.
Clark: Lana. :(
-Lois slaps Clark-

Prolly never happen.

[Alexander III]

Wish it happened!

[sithius]

Clark: Chloe, I've been with Lana all night... we need to help her. Go do some more searching on your computer.

Chloe: Clark, Lex is close to finding that device which can control you... you must stop him! You said you would in Descent.

Clark: I don't care about Lex! Lana is in trouble! Who gives a flying **** about the billions of people I could kill if Lex gets hold of that device and uses me for his own shenanigans. Lana is more important. Lana, Lana, Lana, you hear me Chloe! You stupid little girl! Now get back to that computer *****. What have WE got to show for it so far!? Nothing!

Chloe: Please... Clark, I've been working as hard as I can. I'm sorry Clark.

Clark: WORK FASTER!

Chloe: Clark... I love you.

Clark: SHUT UP!

Oh wait... déjà vu?

[TWLOVER03]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HowardFilms]

Jimmy: Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

Lex: No, you won't.

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lex: I've changed my mind, Chloe. I'm not going to the Arctic and I'm not gonna sick the feds on you. Lets make out.

[AlwaysRight]

Clark: oh no Brainiac, i will have to fight you at full power and make for an epic battle that would make for great TV

[Super Maverick]

KARA: I'm taking all my clothes off.

KARA: Hey, there's that showerhead.....

[Routh]

"In the back of my mind I've always known. I've always known." - Lex Luthor to Clark Kent

[Super Maverick]

KARA: Hi, Lois.
LOIS: Hi, Kara. Wanna get naked and make out?
KARA: Sure do!

[madcatlady]

Jor-El: Leave now, ruler of Antarctica!

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Jimmy: Stop threatening me. Stop threatening my girlfriend! F*ck you, Lex!
Lex: Please do so.

JK, Jk, Jk! Sorry, it made my friends laugh when I said it during one of those really ong commercial breaks.

[Bizarro345]

Clark: I have to stop Lex.

Oliver and John Jones step out of the shadows.

Oliver: Need a hand?

[RedKalEL]

Routh i love ur avatar.

Clark after beating Brainiac

Clark: Wow that was easy!

Clark after watchign the lana video breakup

Clark: Whitney warned me about this.

[ClanaDestinyObsession]

Lana Video: Let me know when you've fulfilled your "destiny" and then we can talk business. I'll wait for you!

(and without the "we were fooling ourselves" part too)

[Routh]

Clark: I have to stop Lex.

Oliver and John Jones step out of the shadows.

Oliver: Need a hand?
Haha, that sounds like a gay porno. CK, OQ, and JJ triple team Lex!

Speaking of quotes I wished were in this episode...

Lex: (picks up crystal) Can I... use this on you?
Clark: You mean stick it in my console?
Lex: Yeah.
Clark: Okay.

[minerva73]

Lex: (picks up crystal) Can I... use this on you?
Clark: You mean stick it in my console?
Lex: Yeah.
Clark: Okay.

:rotfl: :rotfl: Classic.

I wanted some kind of continuity with "Wrath" mainly Lex's plans with Scion and how he feels like he's the ONLY one who can save the human race in this episode. Like if he said, "I attempted to save the human race before with my research, but it was foiled by Lana. I gave up on that until I realized how much I was needed" except it should have sounded more Lex-like (if that makes any sense).

[TWLOVER03]

Clark [to Brainiac]: You hurt Chloe... and Lana... AND SHELBY! You must die now!

[outsyder]

Lex: Who is the Traveler, Kara???

Kara: I think you've known all along-

Lex: DAMN IT- tell me-

Kara: Wait you seriously-

Lex: DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES-

Kara: It's Clark-

Lex: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE- if you don't tell me I'll use this thing on you (holds controller out menacingly-)

Kara: No seriously it's Clark-

Lex: QUIT SCREWING WITH ME KARA- SO HELP ME GAWD I'LL USE THIS THING TO TEAR OFF YOUR HANDS, WEAR THEM LIKE BOXING GLOVES AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH-

Kara: (sighs)........

Lex: ...........

Kara:............It's Pete

Lex: AHAH- (runs off)

Kara: Jesus... How can he be so stupid???

---

(Clark and Lex are sitting on a couch watching Supernatural)

Clark: I don't care what anyone says, "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a badass song and I listen to it everyday on my I-Pod.

Lex: Sweet- I like "Triumph" myself.

Clark: Who?

Lex: Eh, it's this song they used to play as a recap- (begins to sing it very badly)

Clark: Ahhh, right.

Lex: Oh, by the way I found out the traveler was Pete the whole time-

Clark: O_O oh- you did???

Lex: Yeah- I instructed him to go do my bidding- mwahahaha

Clark: Oh... So... Let me know how that works out-

Lex: Yes he was pretty eager to go about it as well (evil smile) he left in quite a rush from the hotel room.

Clark: (slowly turns his head to Lex).....

Lex:.........

(both continue to watch Supernatural's season finale)

Clark: So Dean ended up in hell, that's where they're cutting off-

Lex: That's a lame season finale-

Clark: Lamest season finale in the entire series. (Cuts off the TV)

Lex:..........

Clark:..........

Lex: Didn't you have a Dog?

Clark:.............

Lex:..........

Clark: (looks around) Son of a *****......

[ChronX4]

(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)

[maryjanewatson]

Lex: You never trusted me, Clark. You never trusted me with your secret.

Clark: It's not that I didn't trust you, it's that I didn't tell anyone! You basically have to find out your self to be let in on the secret. Why do you think I had so many problems with lana? because I didn't tell her. If I didn't tell her, what makes you think I was going to tell you?

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----


(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)
omigosh... I'm not a clexer, but that one made me LOL. :rotfl:

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

(very last moment of the episode)

Lex: I'm sorry.......

(before camera pans up showing the Fortress reverting to nothing)

Clark: Why are you holding me?

Lex:.........

Clark:..........

(credits)
lol! roflma! :-)

[ChronX4]

(As Lex approaches the control area of the FoS with orb)

Lex: You hold the future of the entire planet in your hands, I'm here to take it back.

Lex's thoughts: What am I suppose to do with this thing!?

Clark: Lex.....

Lex's thoughts: He's the traveler, and it sounds like he's going to attack me, I'll pretend to know what I'm doing!

Lex: You'll never threaten the world again, Kal-El.

Lex's thoughts: Hmm, maybe I can put this orb down while I attempt to defend myself........ (starts lowering hand with orb toward a crystal)

Clark: Lex don't!!

(balancing orb on crystal to make it stay)

Lex's thoughts: Almost....there, got it!! Hey, whats going on!?
Hmmm Clark's on the floor, I better work with this.....

(scene continues as scripted)

[Showmaster]

Kara: "Holy ****, Clark. I didn't know you learned to fly:S"

[MetroGirl06]

Jimmy: Chloe, will you marry me?
Chloe: Oh crap. Look Jimmy, you're cute, but I'm so out of your league.
Jimmy: ????
(police bust in)
Chloe: Call Clark!
Jimmy: Life sucks.


Kara: I've been doing whatever it takes to protect you!
Clark: So have I!
Kara: (busts out laughing)
Clark: What? I have!
Kara: Bullsh!t!
Clark: Chloe, tell Kara I've been doing everything I can.
Chloe: (busts out laughing) You mean I'VE been doing everything?
Clark: Well, I helped...when I wasn't with Lana.
Kara: You're useless.
Chloe: Yeah, Clark. You've done sh!t to stop Lex.
Clark: ...Pie.

[TW1977]

Chloe: Clark Lex is at your fortress

Clark: *drools like zombie* Lana...

Chloe: Clark There are seven nuclear missiles headed toward kansas!!

Clark: Lana...

Chloe: Clark your mom is being held captive in her office in Washington!!!!

Clark: Lana!

Chloe: *sighs in exasperation* Clark your PIE is burning!

Clark: Nooo!!!


:rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Lois: There, there Smallville. She was not good for you anyway.

Clark: {sniffle}

Lois: Oh c'mon, be a big boy.

Clark: But she left with my balls. How am I supposed to get them back? {sniffle}

Lois: That will probably be the main plot next season. You'll have to do without them for the summer.

{Victor Stone enters}

Victor: We can rebuild them...make them bigger & better than before.

[borednow]

Lex: Wait it's almost summer... why is it dark at the north pole?

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

In the FOS

Jor-El: Wait Son you can't destroy the FOS

Lex: Who the Hell are you!? What are you!

Clark: Jor-El! My real father...

Jor-El: Son you can't Kill Clark. He is destined for great things.

Lex: Why the Hell should I listen to you! And stop calling be son!

Jor-El: I am your father!

Lex: What the Hell! Then how come I don't have any powers?

Jor-El: You are not the chosen son, plus you were conceived on earth and I believe you were premature.

Clark: That means we are brothers.

Lex: Damn! You really are a BDA!

Lex: That means Kara is my cousin...,but the day in the mansion we made out!:eek: (Screams)

Clark: haha, eeeww, Who's the BDA now! (sticks out tongue):p

Lex: Shut up you idiot at least I didn't waste my time moping over Lana! (Punches Clark)

Clark: Jor-El, Look Lex hit me...crying

Jor-El: Just great... I have one son who's a cry baby and another who's a psychotic sicko! Good riddance Krypton is gone.

Another Version:

FOS

Jor-El: (coughs, voice changes) I told you the dark side was not meant for you Alexander!

Lex: What the Hell you sound like Lionel!!!

Jor-El: I am Lionel...I told you not to mess with me! (evil laugh)

Clark: Yes, Lionel Your Back!

Lex: Shut up! (Punches Clark) I rather die than know that you're still alive! (Takes a crystal punches Clark and stabs himself with the crystal)

Clark: Yuck Blood....:eek:

Jor-El (coughs again) No I'm not Lionel, I just lied Kal-El to get you out of the mess you put yourself in.

Jor-El: Now go and embrace you're destiny my son!

Clark: Lana...

Jor-El: *sigh* What do I do with him...*sigh*:\

[TheANIMAL (marcus)]

Lex:F*CK YOU CLARK!

[Twitch]

FOS scene


Lex: I've always loved you Clark.

CLark: Oh Lex! I've always loved you too!

Lex: The first time I set eyes on you I was like, "I'm gonna tap that someday, I'm gonna tap that."

Clark: Make love to me you beautiful bald man.

[xrayvision]

Clark: Make love to me you beautiful bald man.

OK now that's just disturbing. :)

[gategod]

"Lets work together Clark" - Lex

[Welling_is_pretty]

My turn:

Clark, sitting by Chloe's bedside: "Chloe, I just want you to know that I've finally gotten it. I was finally hit by the clue bus. Forget Lana. Forget Lois. You're the one who always stood by me, always protected me, always kept my secret and never hurt me--ok, except for that time with Lionel but I understand that. You've loved me no matter what and now I have to tell you that I love you, Chloe Sullivan."
Chloe, eyes popping open with normal irises: "Bout. Frickin'. Time!"


Jimmy: "Will you marry me, Chloe?"
Chloe: "Is your name Clark Kent?"
Jimmy: "...no?"
Chloe: "There's your answer then."


Lex, in FOS: "I have to do this Clark, i have to save Humanity. All my life has been building to this one moment."
Clark: "Ok, you gotta kill me and all but can I say something first?"
Lex: "Ok, what?"
Clark: "I love you Lex and I want to have your babies."
Lex: "Oh D*mn you, Clark Kent! Now I have to kiss you and, you know, not kill you."

Clark: "Lex, if you do this you know what it means, don't you?"
Lex: "What?"
Clark: "No more Clex."
Lex: "Then forget it!" *throws rock away and flings himself into Clark's arms* "Nothing is worth giving up on my Clarky Warky!"

[xrayvision]

Lex: I figured out your secret Clark. You're an eskimo.

Clark: Dammit, you found out!

Lex: You're the Traveler Clark. You traveled from Smallville to this igloo.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Lex: I figured out your secret Clark. You're an eskimo.

Clark: Dammit, you found out!

Lex: You're the Traveler Clark. You traveled from Smallville to this igloo.

:rotfl:
hey, if Clark is secretly an eskimo does that mean he'll give out eskimo kisses?

Or maybe eskimo pies? Clark and his pies....

:p

[GuardianAngel]

Lois: There, there Smallville. She was not good for you anyway.

Clark: {sniffle}

Lois: Oh c'mon, be a big boy.

Clark: But she left with my balls. How am I supposed to get them back? {sniffle}

Lois: That will probably be the main plot next season. You'll have to do without them for the summer.

{Victor Stone enters}

Victor: We can rebuild them...make them bigger & better than before.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Girlpower888]

You guys are all a bunch of friggin' geniuses! I wish you all wrote for Smallville. They seriously need some new blood over there.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

You guys are all a bunch of friggin' geniuses! I wish you all wrote for Smallville. They seriously need some new blood over there.


Girlpower888 Your such a sweet heart! :)Why don't you post some quotes I'm sure you're a friggin genius yourself! I actually didn't like my post compared to others it was blah blah... Anywayz Girl Power to you from Metropolisgirl4SV! :D

[highdro_pharmer]

(The Intense Fight scene between Clark & Brainiac)

Clark: What did you do to Lana? (punches Brainiac in the face)
Brainiac (bleeding black stuff everywhere): Spell her name backwards and that'll give you a pretty good idea...

Clark: ... YOU SON OF A! .... hey wait, that's pretty clever
Brainiac: You know, that's how you can stop Mr. Mxyzptlk too

Clark: What, by saying his name backwards, or the 'other' thing?
Brainiac: Backwards, backwards... if you want the 'other thing' usually you have to buy him dinner first!

Clark: Bahaha, you motor boatin' S.O.B. - I can't kill you!
Brainiac: I know, right? Hey, the hell with this, let's go grab some krypto-coke & strippers!
Clark: Wheeeeew, krypto-coke and strippers!

Brainiac: Hey you know what else? I swiped Lex's AmEx Card
Clark: You didn't... Suh-weeeet!
Brainiac: I know, right? I am bad frikkin-@$$
Clark: So bad!

(Later that evening - in a parking lot)
Brainiac: So, you want me to let Lana out of that soul-sucking brain trap?
Clark: (smashes bottle of tequila) Nah, you know what? Lois has been giving me the eyes all week.
Brainiac: Ah, so you're lookin' 'forward' to gettin' her 'backward' then, eh?
Clark: (snorts & stumbles) Yea, I'd like to "soiL" her good.
Brainiac: (shakes head) Kryptonians.... (flys away)

Clark: What? What'd I say? Hello? ... Brainy? ... Professor Fine?.... Jesus?

[shadoo]

Lex: I'm sorry Cl....my God it's full of stars.

[xrayvision]

(The Intense Fight scene between Clark & Brainiac)

Clark: What did you do to Lana? (punches Brainiac in the face)
Brainiac (bleeding black stuff everywhere): Spell her name backwards and that'll give you a pretty good idea...

Clark: ... YOU SON OF A! .... hey wait, that's pretty clever
Brainiac: You know, that's how you can stop Mr. Mxyzptlk too

Clark: What, by saying his name backwards, or the 'other' thing?
Brainiac: Backwards, backwards... if you want the 'other thing' usually you have to buy him dinner first!

Clark: Bahaha, you motor boatin' S.O.B. - I can't kill you!
Brainiac: I know, right? Hey, the hell with this, let's go grab some krypto-coke & strippers!
Clark: Wheeeeew, krypto-coke and strippers!

Brainiac: Hey you know what else? I swiped Lex's AmEx Card
Clark: You didn't... Suh-weeeet!
Brainiac: I know, right? I am bad frikkin-@$$
Clark: So bad!

(Later that evening - in a parking lot)
Brainiac: So, you want me to let Lana out of that soul-sucking brain trap?
Clark: (smashes bottle of tequila) Nah, you know what? Lois has been giving me the eyes all week.
Brainiac: Ah, so you're lookin' 'forward' to gettin' her 'backward' then, eh?
Clark: (snorts & stumbles) Yea, I'd like to "soiL" her good.
Brainiac: (shakes head) Kryptonians.... (flys away)

Clark: What? What'd I say? Hello? ... Brainy? ... Professor Fine?.... Jesus?

LOL!!

[Clana Kent]

Very last scene:

The fortress is falling apart, while suddenly Clark comes out of it. He flies above the fortress and watches the scene.

Clark: OMG! I can fly! [...] And it's so high!!

*faints*

[stenochick]

Lex: Who is the Traveler, Kara???

Kara: I think you've known all along-

Lex: DAMN IT- tell me-

Kara: Wait you seriously-

Lex: DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES-

Kara: It's Clark-

Lex: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE- if you don't tell me I'll use this thing on you (holds controller out menacingly-)

Kara: No seriously it's Clark-

Lex: QUIT SCREWING WITH ME KARA- SO HELP ME GAWD I'LL USE THIS THING TO TEAR OFF YOUR HANDS, WEAR THEM LIKE BOXING GLOVES AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH-

Kara: (sighs)........

Lex: ...........

Kara:............It's Pete

Lex: AHAH- (runs off)

Kara: Jesus... How can he be so stupid???

---

(Clark and Lex are sitting on a couch watching Supernatural)

Clark: I don't care what anyone says, "Carry On My Wayward Son" is a badass song and I listen to it everyday on my I-Pod.

Lex: Sweet- I like "Triumph" myself.

Clark: Who?

Lex: Eh, it's this song they used to play as a recap- (begins to sing it very badly)

Clark: Ahhh, right.

Lex: Oh, by the way I found out the traveler was Pete the whole time-

Clark: O_O oh- you did???

Lex: Yeah- I instructed him to go do my bidding- mwahahaha

Clark: Oh... So... Let me know how that works out-

Lex: Yes he was pretty eager to go about it as well (evil smile) he left in quite a rush from the hotel room.

Clark: (slowly turns his head to Lex).....

Lex:.........

(both continue to watch Supernatural's season finale)

Clark: So Dean ended up in hell, that's where they're cutting off-

Lex: That's a lame season finale-

Clark: Lamest season finale in the entire series. (Cuts off the TV)

Lex:..........

Clark:..........

Lex: Didn't you have a Dog?

Clark:.............

Lex:..........

Clark: (looks around) Son of a *****......

:rotfl:

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

(The Intense Fight scene between Clark & Brainiac)

Clark: What did you do to Lana? (punches Brainiac in the face)
Brainiac (bleeding black stuff everywhere): Spell her name backwards and that'll give you a pretty good idea...

Clark: ... YOU SON OF A! .... hey wait, that's pretty clever
Brainiac: You know, that's how you can stop Mr. Mxyzptlk too

Clark: What, by saying his name backwards, or the 'other' thing?
Brainiac: Backwards, backwards... if you want the 'other thing' usually you have to buy him dinner first!

Clark: Bahaha, you motor boatin' S.O.B. - I can't kill you!
Brainiac: I know, right? Hey, the hell with this, let's go grab some krypto-coke & strippers!
Clark: Wheeeeew, krypto-coke and strippers!

Brainiac: Hey you know what else? I swiped Lex's AmEx Card
Clark: You didn't... Suh-weeeet!
Brainiac: I know, right? I am bad frikkin-@$$
Clark: So bad!

(Later that evening - in a parking lot)
Brainiac: So, you want me to let Lana out of that soul-sucking brain trap?
Clark: (smashes bottle of tequila) Nah, you know what? Lois has been giving me the eyes all week.
Brainiac: Ah, so you're lookin' 'forward' to gettin' her 'backward' then, eh?
Clark: (snorts & stumbles) Yea, I'd like to "soiL" her good.
Brainiac: (shakes head) Kryptonians.... (flys away)

Clark: What? What'd I say? Hello? ... Brainy? ... Professor Fine?.... Jesus?


This is so hilarious! :rotfl::rotfl:

[highdro_pharmer]

Haha, thanks... I was just watching a rerun of the season 7 premiere when I realized, "Holy crap, look at what Lana's name backward spells!"

[ChronX4]

After Brainiac's defeat.

Clark: Well my job is done here, now let's go visit Lana, wait I better fix this mess.......

A montage plays showing Clark reading up on electric repairs and of him fixing things.

(Plot hole of how Lana left and made a DVD for Clark to watch is explained)

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

Haha, thanks... I was just watching a rerun of the season 7 premiere when I realized, "Holy crap, look at what Lana's name backward spells!"

You Welcome:) It's great to learn something new everyday. Especially Lana the victim of SV who sacrifices her love for Clark so he can embrace his destiny...Oh wait his destiny in the SV world is Lana. Lana...*sigh*...Lana, Lana :\.

[xrayvision]

Clark: Aw no!!! The Fortress is collapsing!

Jor-El: You whopping moron! Look what you caused now. All you had to do was take a stupid orb away from the human who had it. You even knew who it was and still couldn't do it!!!

Clark: Sorry Jor-El.

Jor-El: When you're done rebuilding the Fortress Kal-El, your ass is mine.

Clark: So your voice will be coming out of my ass?

Jor-El: No, you moron!!!! I'm gonna kick your ass!!!

Clark: Ohhh, I'm so scared. Big Jor-El is gonna beat me up. I'm trembling at the size of your muscles. Oh wait, you don't have any. I'll finally be free to play with Lana all day, every day. It was me who made it impossible. I'll fix things. I'll win my Lana back. Me and Lana with the horsies!!!

Jor-El: Just for that, I will possess your ass and resonate it with my beautiful singing voice so you can't hold your crap in.

Clark: Hahaha!!!! You'll be dead once the Fortress finishes crumbling. And I'll never come back to rebuild it, so you're done Jor-El. Have a nice life dude!

{Clark leaves}

Jor-El: Unfortunately for you my son, I bought a Traveler's insurance policy knowing that you would screw this up as well. And when I come back, you're screwed.

[MBrittan]

Clark: My birth mother and birth father are dead. My adopted father is dead. My adopted mother has left the farm to live in Washington. My girlfriend has left me. My best friend has been arrested by the federal government. My worst enemy has learned my deepest, darkest secret.

Jor-el: It's OK my son. I have some GOOD news for you. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko! So easy even a (Kwatche) caveman can do it!

[Odysseus]

Clark is watching Lana's video:

Lana: Clark I'm so sorry...but being under the influence of Brainiac for these past few months has made me become totally obsessed with computers. I'm leaving Smallville to become a computer saleswoman for Hewlett Packard.

-------------

Chloe: I'm not surpised Kara killed Edward Teague and those pilots. It's not like we haven't seen Kryptonians do stuff like that before.

Clark: Wait...what did you just say?

Chloe: What? All I said was, "it's not like we haven't seen Kryptonians do stuff like that before..."

Clark: Whoa, whoa, what are you saying about Kryptonians?

Chloe: Um, I didn't mean anything like THAT...

Clark: Oh my God, I can't believe this!

Chloe: No, Clark, I didn't mean to offend you...

Clark: Jesus Christ! Chloe, I never knew you discriminated against Kryptonians!

Chloe: What? Clark, that's crazy! You're my best friend, and you're Kryptonian, so obviously I DON'T discriminate against Kryptonians....

Clark: Get out! Get out of my house!

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Chloe: I have rights!

[txluvstom]

Clark: My birth mother and birth father are dead. My adopted father is dead. My adopted mother has left the farm to live in Washington. My girlfriend has left me. My best friend has been arrested by the federal government. My worst enemy has learned my deepest, darkest secret.

Jor-el: It's OK my son. I have some GOOD news for you. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko! So easy even a (Kwatche) caveman can do it!
Dispite our earlier disagreement,Mark,that was priceless. Well done. :rotfl:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: My birth mother and birth father are dead. My adopted father is dead. My adopted mother has left the farm to live in Washington. My girlfriend has left me. My best friend has been arrested by the federal government. My worst enemy has learned my deepest, darkest secret.

Jor-el: It's OK my son. I have some GOOD news for you. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko! So easy even a (Kwatche) caveman can do it!
:rotfl: Ok, that is fantastic! And in my head I'm hearing Terrence Stamp say that in his impressive voice and it sounds even funnier!