Wouldn't like to be Lex's bodyguard!

[ox007]

Lately many Lex's guards die. In unpleasant circumstances I would say. And besides I was wondering how many Lex's guards have been killed throughout the entire show. Dozens I would say :)

I wonder what Lex presents on his job offers: The only risk in this job is getting killed, but that doesn't happen that much, not more than 5 times a year :D . It's a dangerous job protecting Lex, that's for sure!
Anyone else noticed that? :)

[nenaj]

I would give my life for lex, I would gladly take the job as his bodygard anytime!

[dotsie23]

Yeah Mike, You're right about the mortality rate of Lex's bodyguards! you can only imagine what the job description entails, like "must be willing to face a horrendous death while in the line of duty at any given time" and one added description "funeral expenses are covered 100 percent" Geez! I just don't know how Lex finds the time to be evil when he probably attends more funerals than anyone else in Smallville:rolleyes:

[PacificNWBuckeye]

I was thinking along the same lines while watching this episode, but I wondered were he gets all his inept security from, when did henchmens r us open? The two watching the antique dealer for example, you watch out the window, but neither of you are even facing the main door to the room....... realy? And why were they in a store front window, you would think they would insist he look at the device in a back room.

[Alexander III]

His bodyguards are so useless. He should hire Lois coz she can kick anyone's asses very easily.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

His bodyguards are so useless. He should hire Lois coz she can kick anyone's asses very easily.

Lois and Chloe, cousins kicking ass for Lex...that sure is a AU. His bodyguards are idiots!

It seems from your Avatars that you're not a big Lana fan:rotfl: lol...but I think if Lex actually stayed with Lana he would have no need for bodyguards...we've all seen the dark side of her and I'm sure nobody would wanna mess with her. Look what she did to Lionel...poor guy...lol

[krpto]

Lois and Chloe, cousins kicking ass for Lex...that sure is a AU. His bodyguards are idiots!

It seems from your Avatars that you're not a big Lana fan:rotfl: lol...but I think if Lex actually stayed with Lana he would have no need for bodyguards...we've all seen the dark side of her and I'm sure nobody would wanna mess with her. Look what she did to Lionel...poor guy...lol

did you forget about the guy who wanted to save her from lex? he was part of the security and the reason alot of them are dead. I am sure with lana he would still need security actually he would need security to protect him from his security.

[dotsie23]

His bodyguards are so useless. He should hire Lois coz she can kick anyone's asses very easily.


I was thinking along the same lines while watching this episode, but I wondered were he gets all his inept security from, when did henchmens r us open? The two watching the antique dealer for example, you watch out the window, but neither of you are even facing the main door to the room....... realy? And why were they in a store front window, you would think they would insist he look at the device in a back room.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Alexander III]

Lois and Chloe, cousins kicking ass for Lex...that sure is a AU. His bodyguards are idiots!

It seems from your Avatars that you're not a big Lana fan:rotfl: lol...but I think if Lex actually stayed with Lana he would have no need for bodyguards...we've all seen the dark side of her and I'm sure nobody would wanna mess with her. Look what she did to Lionel...poor guy...lol

I hate Lana, period. But I luv KK <3 , in the meantime I've changed my avatar :lol::rotfl:

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

did you forget about the guy who wanted to save her from lex? he was part of the security and the reason alot of them are dead. I am sure with lana he would still need security actually he would need security to protect him from his security.

Great point:rotfl: ...I totally forgot about that...damn she's a bigger threat then I thought. She made Jason, Lex, and Clark (BDA) all emotional inept and insecure...lol Well...I think she actually made Jason go crazy you remember when he turned into a psycho and she did kill Genevie. :lol:

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I hate Lana, period. But I luv KK <3 , in the meantime I've changed my avatar :lol::rotfl:

I love KK too...not a big Lana fan tho..Oh why did you change your avatar I liked the old one better:(...well if Clark sees it I don't know if he'll be Jealous or mope around or join the club. :rotfl:

[ox007]

I would give my life for lex, I would gladly take the job as his bodygard anytime!

I'm sure Lex would be touched :)

"Arctic" will be the last epi with Lex (as a regular at least) I'm wondering whether he employed some new staff - or maybe Clark under his control will be his new bodyguard :D