Quotes you wish were in Quest

[HowardFilms]

Guard 1: "Security Breach!"

Guard 2: "What, is it Thursday again, already?"

[Rizarro]

HAHAHA!!!...That's a good one!

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Clark: Thanks for saving me again, Chloe.

[HowardFilms]

Teague: "Your father couldn't bear the thought of killing his only son. So he sent something that can control you."

Clark: "Jor-El sent Lana to Earth?!"

[kp1984]

Clark: Your son was lunatic just like. Both of you tried to kill me, this family is ef up.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

Teague: "Your father couldn't bear the thought of killing his only son. So he sent something that can control you."

Clark: "Jor-El sent Lana to Earth?!"

LoL...I'm not a Lana hater like some but the line "Jor-El sent Lana to Earth?!" from Clark was hilarious! Personally at times I thought the show should of been called Lanaville. But I still like her she did add a lot to the show! Again great line...lol :rotfl:

[Super Maverick]

KARA: Hi, Lois.
LOIS: Hi, Kara. Wanna get naked and make out?
KARA: Sure do!

[MetroGirl06]

Jimmy: Caves, Naman, blah blah blah
Chloe: (shoots Jimmy) Phew, that was close.


Chloe: Saved your ass again Clark! You owe me a coke.
Clark: Damn. Third coke I had to buy her this week.


Shelby: I'M ALIVE! FEED ME!!!


Lex: (giggles)

[BIGBLUE10789]

Clark: It seems like everyone has kryptonite nowadays. I mean c'mon in a church!

[xrayvision]

Clark: Thanks for saving me. By the way, who are you?

Kem-El: I am Kem-El of Krypton.

Clark: Kem-El? You must be my relative.

Kem-El: I do not have relatives on this planet. I actually came from centuries in what is your past. I discovered how to travel through time.

Clark: My name is Kal-El. I am the son of Jor-El. I am your descendant who was sent to this planet.

Kem-El: So there was a survivor.

Clark: You learned about Krypton's destruction?

Kem-El: I am afraid so.

Clark: Then you're the one who created the legends on the cave wall.

Kem-El: I have done nothing of the sort.

Clark (smiling): Nothing of the sort, yet. You're the one who told the Kawatche tribe about my arrival in a rain of fire and how my one time best friend becomes my worst enemy.

Kem-El: Why would I do all this?

Clark: Because you wanted to help me on my quest alone on this planet.

Kem-El: But I must save Krypton now that I know what will happen. I will create a device that will protect Krypton from outside forces.

Clark: But you must still go to the cave and create the technology inside it.

Kem-El: Why?

Clark: Because if you don't, this planet is also doomed. Whether or not you are able to save Krypton, my journey to this planet must happen regardless. I have seen what will happen without my presence, and it must be prevented. Please!

Kem-El: Very well. Perhaps if I can not save Krypton, I can start the transfer of its inhabitants to this planet. I must leave now.

Clark: Thank you Kem-El. You are a true Kryptonian hero.

Kem-El: May greatness guide you throughout your life Kal-El.

[HowardFilms]

....what?

That wasn't amusing at all! C'mon xray, get your head in the game!

[xrayvision]

OK, what about this:

Lex (placing the kryptograph in the clock): Hmm, I recognize this melody.

{All of a sudden the Mr. Softee ice cream truck theme plays}

Lex: Arrrrrrrrhhhh!!!!!!!!! Raaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Clark: There's my old Lex!

Lex: Mr. Softee!!!!! Mr. Softee!!!! Raaaaaaahhhhhrrrrrr!!!!!

Clark: You always were a softie Lex!

{They travel back to Smallville & see a Mr. Softee truck just ahead}

Lex: Damn, that Mr. Softee tune back in Montreal made me hungry for ice cream. Want some Clark? My treat.

Clark: Ah what the hell. It'll be like old times.

{They get ice cream from the truck}

Lex: Damn, it's been a while since I last had some of this. This is freakin' good. Do you like yours Clark?

Clark: Yes master. Your wish is my command. The Traveler at your service.

Lex: Whadya know, it worked!!

[AlwaysRight]

Jimmy: ouch hit my foot on that rock, damn caves

[4Clana]

Jason Teague (from beyond the grave): "um, I was adopted right, right?!?"
Genevieve Teague (from beyond the grave): "noooooooooo, I didn't sleep with that, it's a hologram, I tell ya, a hologram"

[krpto]

Lex: You know who the traveler is.
Edward: Clark kent no longer matters.
Lex: What does clark kent have to do with the traveler?
Edward: I killed him to protect him from you o man.

[auctionmonster]

Clark: You were Jason's father??? "incredulous look"
Teague: Yes, I was.
Clark: No offense dude, but I think that ho was sleeping around.
Teague: screw you man, I am going back to voyager.

[ox007]

Lex (before he found what he was looking for in the mantion): By Jove, I think I've got it! Now the bloody Traveler shall be mine! This accent is quite more sinister, if I do say so myself, buahahaha!!

----- Added 57 Minutes later -----

But what I would really like to hear :)

(Lex in the Montreal Cathedral)

Lex (shouting): Who the Traveler is?!!

(Clark appearing behind him)

Clark: I know who the Traveler is.

Lex: Clark? What are you doing in here?

Clark: Do you wanna know or not?

Lex: OK who is the Traveler?

Clark:You are the Traveler Lex, you!

Lex: It's the second time I hear this line. Why am I the Traveler again?

Clark: It all adds up, Lex. You traveled a long way from Smallville to Montreal, right?

Lex: So...?

Clark: So, that makes YOU the Traveler! Can you not see? I would even say first class traveler! You've got a cool jet. You travel a lot. The first traveler was the guy who traveled the world in 80 days. Thus you are the second traveler!

Lex: Clark you opened my eyes! My father was right! Bummer...

[ginnyfan]

Huge field in Metropolis - Night.

Chloe Sullivan: Thanks for meeting with me at such short notice Oliver. I need your private jet. Clark's in trouble.

Oliver Queen: The jet won't get you there in time Chloe.

Chloe [desperately and on the verge of tears]: I've got to try!!!

WHURR WHOOSH WHURR WHOOSH WHURR WHOOSH WHURR WHOOSH

Chloe: What the?!

Oliver smiles.

The Tardis appears.

Chloe: WOW!

The Doctor exits the Tardis with a bound. Takes a deep breath.

Doctor: Ah! Springtime in Kansas. There's nothing quite like it Donna.

Donna sneezes.

Donna: *sniff* Allergies...

Doctor: Hello Oliver! Or shall I say La Flecha Verde.

Donna: La who?

Doctor: Long story. Donna Noble meet Oliver Queen CEO of Queen Industries in Star City.

Donna: Now here's a skinny bloke I could sink my teeth into. *grins and shakes his hand* Nice to meet ya.

Oliver [smiles]: Likewise. Chloe Sullivan meet the Doctor.

Doctor: So... this is the young lady in need of transport? *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you Ms. Sullivan. *gestures to Donna* Donna Noble. *they shake hands and smile*

Oliver: Yes. Miss Sullivan needs to be in Montreal... now.

Doctor: No problem.

Oliver: Thank you Doctor.

Doctor: It's the least I could do for a brother of the blood.

Donna: Brother of the blood.

Doctor: Yes Oliver and I spent some time together on an island... ran with an indigenous tribe. I didn't realize he wasn't there by choice. I was there to expand my archery skills. Jaljuwara could do things with a bow and arrow that you wouldn't believe!

*The Doctor realizes he's rambling, clears his throat then he and Oliver engage in the ritualistic Jalju equivalent of a goodbye hug which includes but is not limited to hopping and glutteral throat sounds. Donna and Chloe are stunned.*

Doctor: Into the Tardis with you Ms. Sullivan.

Chloe: Are we all going to fit in there?

Doctor: Hmm. Yes.

Donna: Just wait 'til you see!

Donna takes Chloe's hand and leads her in. Chloe freezes in the doorway of the expansive beautiful bridge of the Doctor's spaceship then runs back outside. She runs all the way around the tardis then comes back in.

Donna and Chloe: It's bigger on the inside!!!

*******

WRRRRRR WHOOOSH WRRRRR WHOOOSH WRRRR WHOOOSH WRRRRR WHOOOSH

The Tardis appears outside of St. Christopher's Cathedral in Montreal.

The door opens and Chloe hops out. The Doctor and Donna poke their heads out.

Chloe: Thank you so much Doctor... Donna.

Donna: You know... you could... *glances at the The Doctor and he nods* You could stay with us.

Chloe: Clark needs me.

Donna nods.

Doctor: So long Ms. Sullivan.

They wave then the door closes. The Tardis disappears as Chloe watches. Chloe remembers the urgency of her mission and runs up the steps of St. Christopher's.


*******

Clark: You saved me Chloe. Thank you.

Chloe: Thank the Doctor.

Clark: Dr. Who?

*Weird Dr. Who music plays*

[Twitch]

Haha Brittny that's brilliant, really funny! :D

[ginnyfan]

LOL! Thanks.

[evilmadman]

Chloe: And the patron saint of travellers is...
Clark: St. Christopher! Don't you remember that girl that moved into Lana's house 4 years ago and I saved her from her uncle by working out he was the 'traveller' in her dreams!
Chloe: Hooray for continuity!

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: Thanks for saving me again, Chloe.
continuing in that vein...
Clark: " You know, Chloe, you save me a lot. You're my best friend in the world and you know me secret and are cool about it. You've also got great cleavage. Forget Lana, forget Lois, I'm gonna date you!"
Chloe: "About. Time!"

(gee, did I give it away that I'm a Chlarker?! :rotfl:)


Teague: "Your father couldn't bear the thought of killing his only son. So he sent something that can control you."

Clark: "Jor-El sent Lana to Earth?!"
:rotfl:


Jason Teague (from beyond the grave): "um, I was adopted right, right?!?"
Genevieve Teague (from beyond the grave): "noooooooooo, I didn't sleep with that, it's a hologram, I tell ya, a hologram"
Ha! Yeah when I saw Robert and learned he was going to be Edward Teague 2 thoughts ran through my head. 1.) Jason's Dad is the Hologram from Star trek? And 2.) Jason looks NOTHING like either of his parents!
;)

[Blue screen of death]

Lex: *inserts chip into device and it glows flashing showing a perspective of the earth. Also near the north pole a location is marked.*

Lex: NOW Santa Claus i know where you live!. I will exact my revenge on you for not giving me the Lincoln logs and beenie babbies i asked for 10 years ago! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Billy Jor-El]

Teague: What? I gave up chasing Seven of Nine's ass to pour lime Jell-o at some Big Dumb Alien????? Assimilate THIS AlMiles!!!! (shoots the camera with a phaser set to kill)

[elway]

Clark - Chloe, how did you get here so fast?!?

Chloe - I took Olivers jet.....

Clark - Come on Chloe, it's not like a jet just sits in park with the engine runnin all day. It would take an hour or so just to get the jet fueled inspected, and clearence to fly. So this time in a believeable way tell me how you got here so fast......

Chloe - Your right that would be impossible, wow I'd even have to find a ride to the church aswell..... No way could I have done that in the alotted time. Do you think the audience would buy it???

Clark - Maybe, but there might be an uproar at kryptosite...

Chloe - Don't worry they love me there.

Clark - Yeah, and i'm just a BDA there

[TWLOVER03]

Clark - Chloe, how did you get here so fast?!?

Chloe - I took Olivers jet.....

Clark - Come on Chloe, it's not like a jet just sits in park with the engine runnin all day. It would take an hour or so just to get the jet fueled inspected, and clearence to fly. So this time in a believeable way tell me how you got here so fast......

Chloe - Your right that would be impossible, wow I'd even have to find a ride to the church aswell..... No way could I have done that in the alotted time. Do you think the audience would buy it???

Clark - Maybe, but there might be an uproar at kryptosite...

Chloe - Don't worry they love me there.

Clark - Yeah, and i'm just a BDA there

hahhahhah:rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Clark - Chloe, how did you get here so fast?!?

Chloe - I took Olivers jet.....

Clark - Come on Chloe, it's not like a jet just sits in park with the engine runnin all day. It would take an hour or so just to get the jet fueled inspected, and clearence to fly. So this time in a believeable way tell me how you got here so fast......

Chloe - Your right that would be impossible, wow I'd even have to find a ride to the church aswell..... No way could I have done that in the alotted time. Do you think the audience would buy it???

Clark - Maybe, but there might be an uproar at kryptosite...

Chloe - Don't worry they love me there.

Clark - Yeah, and i'm just a BDA there

That was really good!

[Kal-alien]

That was really good!


I agree... Most accurate observation i've seen in a while

[Twitch]

Clark - Chloe, how did you get here so fast?!?

Chloe - I took Olivers jet.....

Clark - Come on Chloe, it's not like a jet just sits in park with the engine runnin all day. It would take an hour or so just to get the jet fueled inspected, and clearence to fly. So this time in a believeable way tell me how you got here so fast......

Chloe - Your right that would be impossible, wow I'd even have to find a ride to the church aswell..... No way could I have done that in the alotted time. Do you think the audience would buy it???

Clark - Maybe, but there might be an uproar at kryptosite...

Chloe - Don't worry they love me there.

Clark - Yeah, and i'm just a BDA there

LOL that was really funny!