quotes you wish were in sleeper...

[thehenry89]

Chloe: who are you?

Jimmy: the name is olsen ma'am James Olsen, and if you would be so kind as to leave the room, I seem to have well...soiled my tuxedo.

Chloe: how did you soil--?

Jimmy *looks sheepishly downward*

Chloe: ohhh gotcha.

[Krypton935]

Martha: I miss Lionel

[lovingtom]

clark: where's lois, lois, you here? dame it... lois where are you? and where is shelby? dame it that dog isn't in any scene at all. I though he was suppose to be the hero here?

[ginnyfan]

clark: where's lois, lois, you here? dame it... lois where are you? and where is shelby? dame it that dog isn't in any scene at all. I though he was suppose to be the hero here?

Lois: I'm in the hospital, Smallville. There's this huge hole in my body that has to heal, my body is in shock from hypothermia and scorching from some freak heat wave. Shelby's the only one who's come to visit me. Thanks for the get well card Shelbs. *sneezes*

[shamville]

Chloe: Clark get out, i sick looking for kara, i have needs too. One My needs are you to love me.

[Servayne]

Chloe: Wow Clark, you were with Lana all night. No surprise there. Might as well let Lex take control of you and kill us all now since Lana isn't ok.

[AndiGirl]

Jimmy: Ohhh....Chloe!
Chloe: Ohhhhh....Clark!
Jimmy: What!?!!?

[ginnyfan]

Lana: (in her mind) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! The AGONY!!!!!!!!

Cut to...

Clark sitting by her bedside softly stroking her hand ALL NIGHT.

[AndiGirl]

Lana: (in her mind) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! The AGONY!!!!!!!!

Cut to...

Clark sitting by her bedside softly stroking her hand ALL NIGHT.

Would we have to extend the episode to 7 hours...to get the full effect of how long it really was? :\;)

[dru-zod2501]

Clark: I've got an Idea!!

Clark: let me run down this lead while you _______________

or even better..

Clark: This is all it takes to work your google magic? Chloe you make this stuff look so hard?

Chloe: Well we weren't all born with near-perfect recall and and a super-brain; though half the time I wonder where the hell you've been keeping it?

Clark: I've been thinking too long with the wrong head Chloe, I'm sorry I've been an ass.

[Servayne]

Would we have to extend the episode to 7 hours...to get the full effect of how long it really was? :\;)

LOL or longer.

[Twitch]

[Chloe wakes up in her bed kicking and screaming]

Chloe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wha--? How? Where? [Looks around] Oh thank god, it was just a bad dream...

[She goes back to sleep]

[AndiGirl]

[Chloe wakes up in her bed kicking and screaming]

Chloe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wha--? How? Where? [Looks around] Oh thank god, it was just a bad dream...

[She goes back to sleep]

That would be lovely. ;)

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LOL or longer.

I really dont think I can bare the full 14 hours...I would just have to turn it off. :lol:

[cl@rk k#nt]

Lois: I'm in the hospital, Smallville. There's this huge hole in my body that has to heal, my body is in shock from hypothermia and scorching from some freak heat wave. Shelby's the only one who's come to visit me. Thanks for the get well card Shelbs. *sneezes*

i nearly hurt myself laughing. u'd think her cuz would at least give her a call, or drop off a sorry u got shot card and hope u don't bleed to death bouquet.. : )

[MetroGirl06]

Clark: Lex isn't important right now, Lana is.
(long pause)
Chloe: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F*&^ING MIND! (punches clark out with a block of kryptonite)

[stenochick]

Clark: "Lana, I know this isn't the best time to bring this up, you being in excruciating pain and all, but I think we need to take a break. It's not you; it's me. I need to find myself. I'm going to the Fortress to train for awhile, and then travel the world for a few years, and then, who knows. But, I hope we can still be friends. I wish you could say something, or cry, or hit me, or something, but I guess you can't since you are a zombie right now. Oh well, I am going to go now and find Lex and get the keys before he can control me while Chloe helps me find Brainiac. I will see you later, okay..."

[chlo-el]

Clark: I'm going to Krytpton to save the world because it's the right thing to do. IT has nothing to do with Lana.

[BWOracle]

Chloe to Clark: The keys Lex is holding will unlock Lana's zombie mind.

OR

Chloe to Clark: If you do your training at the Fortress, you can cure Lana.

OR

Chloe to Clark: If you find Shelby, you can find a companion for Lana while you save the world.

OR

Chloe to Clark: If you make mad passionate love to me, it will shock Lana back to reality. Just a thought.

[Twitch]

[Chloe's cellphone starts ringing]

Chloe: Hello?

Chloe! It's me Clark, I need your help!

Chloe: Clark I'm really busy right now, can this wait?

No Chloe it's an emergency!

Chloe: Okay what is it?

I'm in the bathroom... and... I forget what to do! Help me Chloe I'm really scared!

[The line goes dead]

Hello? Hello? Chloe?!?

[RepairmanBob]

Clark: Maybe I should get off my ass and look for those keys.

Clark: Lana Lana Lana.
Chloe: Maybe the world would be better off if Lex controlled your ignorant ass.
Clark: Lana Lana!
Chloe: Especially if he let me borrow you on the weekends.

Lex: I think I will have a security guard come with me to the bank. No, two security guards.

Clark: I really should do some of my own research, considering I have superhuman intelligence and speed.

Lois: Thanks for coming to visit me, guys! The doctors said I should be out of the hospital in to time!

Jimmy: Sorry for being such an untrustworth, two-timing, back-stabbing, unfaithful d-bag Chloe. Do you take me back?
Chloe: (Kicks Jimmy in the groin) Hell no.

[Servayne]

Clark: Lex isn't important right now, Lana is.
(long pause)
Chloe: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F*&^ING MIND! (punches clark out with a block of kryptonite)

LOL I love this one!!