Lines you wish were in Veritas.............

[superhippie2000]

Clark: I am the traveler and i have the power to do anything mwhahahahaha.

Kara: Can you fly?

Clark: No :(




Brainiac: Hello Kara. You are a much tougher competitor then you cousin.

[thehenry89]

Clark: I belive i can flyyyyy. Spread my wings and touch the sky, i think about it every night and day, i spread my wings and fly awayyyyyy

Kara: we've been over this already clark, singing that stupid song doesn't help you get off the ground any faster.

[Mar-El]

Lines I wish were in Veritas?

Lana: Clark, Brainiac has been more open and upfront with me than you have ever been. He said he'd fly me to Paris. I'm leaving with him.

[oldblackmagick]

Clark: Oh my god Lana is hurt? (Beat) Well is Chloe ok?:p

[TheLeague]

Clark( looking at brainiac ): so.........u can fly...........

brainiac: my mojo > ur mojo

Clark: Well so can i!!!!!!!!!!!

3 secs later clark smashes into a car below from the planet rooftop

brainiac takes off

brainiac: systems indicate that YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED!!!

:lol:

[Alexander III]

Shelby: WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!

[TheLeague]

Shelby: WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!

Jonathan: hi clark!

martha: hi clark!

alicia: hi clark!

:lol:

[Alexander III]

Lana: I luv u Clark!
Chloe: Jor-El, I luv ur son Clark!
Lois: I will luv u in the future Clark!
Shelby: I luv u too Clark, where's my ring now b!tch!

[MrZeppo]

Lines I wish were in Veritas?

Lionel: What's coming is so terrible...
Chloe: Is it the long lasting flavor of Stride gum? Because it's my favorite!
Lionel: I don't understand, I'm trying to help Clark.
Chloe: Help Clark by getting him one of the new flavors of Stride? I think so! [INSERT CHEESY DOUBLE THUMBS UP HERE]

Sorry, I had to mock Stride at least once.

What I really want to hear...

Clark: (watches Brainiac fly away) I'm ready. [INSERT WOOSH AND SONIC BOOM AS CLARK FLIES AWAY]

Will we see/hear this? I really hope so, we've waited 7 years for it, but a small part of me feels like it's just going to be a tease and we'll see no flying from Clark.

[chlo-el]

Clark: Flying is so much fun I think I will fly to Chloe now.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Clark: "so the person who started veritas is Bruce Wayne?"

[dunkman]

"Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air. I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee! Flyin' away on a wing & a prayer - who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just me!"

[Silent Kal]

Minister: "Dearly beloved, we're gathered today to mourn the passing of Lana Lang..."

(*ducks* What? Too mean? Okay, something else then.)


Lionel: You think you can take me on? You know, Lex, you shouldn't forget what Sun Tzu said about--
Lex: Oh, come ON, dad, you're not fooling anyone anymore. Everyone knows you only skimmed over my 10th grade Cliff Notes of "The Art of War." The last book you actually read had pictures on every other page!
Lionel: *shamed, mumbles* ...so?
Lex: What's your favorite book, dad? Green Eggs and Ham? Hop on Pop?
Lionel: *huge fake smile* Actually, it's "Horton Hears a Who!"--now in theaters!
Lex: *huge fake smile* I hear it stars the voice talent of Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell! I bet it would be great entertainment for the whole family!
Pete Ross: *running in* STRIDE GUM! REMY ZERO!

[savannah]

Clark:We are growing apart Lana and I don't want it to hurt you like it did last time so I am breaking it off now

I think it is time for Clois!!!!

[Ginx]

hahaha @ all the product placement references!!

Clark to Kara (on roof of Lexcorp): "So, how you gonna help me fly, think happy thoughts and pixie dust?"
Kara: "Not exactly" (pushes Clark off the building)

[TWLOVER03]

Lana: It's time for me to go live with Nell!

Oliver Queen: Clark, get your sorry ass down here and join the league already.

Kara: Geez Clark just do it [refering to flying] stop being such a wimp!

----- Added 30 Seconds later -----


Minister: "Dearly beloved, we're gathered today to mourn the passing of Lana Lang..."

(*ducks* What? Too mean? Okay, something else then.)


Lionel: You think you can take me on? You know, Lex, you shouldn't forget what Sun Tzu said about--
Lex: Oh, come ON, dad, you're not fooling anyone anymore. Everyone knows you only skimmed over my 10th grade Cliff Notes of "The Art of War." The last book you actually read had pictures on every other page!
Lionel: *shamed, mumbles* ...so?
Lex: What's your favorite book, dad? Green Eggs and Ham? Hop on Pop?
Lionel: *huge fake smile* Actually, it's "Horton Hears a Who!"--now in theaters!
Lex: *huge fake smile* I hear it stars the voice talent of Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell! I bet it would be great entertainment for the whole family!
Pete Ross: *running in* STRIDE GUM! REMY ZERO!

gotta love PPP [Product Placement Pete]:rotfl::rotfl:

[alienkinfolk]

"Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air. I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee! Flyin' away on a wing & a prayer - who could it be? Believe it or not, it's just me!"

:rotfl:

Clark to Kara-
Forget flying can you teach me how to fight!