highdro_pharmer
03-13-2008, 10:08 PM
Brothas and Sistas Under "One Republic"... please put your collective hands together for the only one-man band that ever mattered... the one, the only: PETE the BOSS ROSS!
And now for a little rhyme in 4-4 time
Bout a brotha from anotha motha, a dear old friend of mine
Go!Go!Go! Checkah checkah checkah ch-CHECK!...
Down in a 'Ville called Small where the cornfields flow,
Like the rows in my hair growin row by row,
Lived the illest mothatruckah that you eva did see.
I ain't talkin' bout the Snoop D-O Double G...
He is a man of the people, a man who's fly and floss
Allow me to introduce myself: The NAME IS PETE ROSS!
I need no spotlight, my rhymes is tight!
It's tough livin' in a 'hood where everyone's white
Vanilla Choc-o-late, I've got a player's rep
I only get 3 Lines an ep!
Cop That! What are words anyway?
Don't settle for Clarky Boy - I hear that brother's gay!
What's up with him 'n Lex and the games that they play?
'N you can fo'get Lionel Lutha he's spoken fo'
He got Ms. Martha, that fine senate ho-ho-ho
One day I'll be the man that you can go to for rent,
I'll overthrow the country, sign with Castro, murdah Clark Kent!
Before Lex can say WHAT?!, I'll be the vice-president!
I'll make the crows start callin' as the leaves start fallin', at One Repulic concerts I'll be the illest brotha ballin!
It's been 4 long years since I been seen with you cronies.
Baby mamma breathin' down my neck cuz I ain't copped the alimony
Got a cream corn factory keepin' it fresher than Kent's phoney baloney!
You call this 2 percent milk!? I bet he *&^%%$ my big $@#&%!
Enough talk Lana! I'm gettin' too showy
Whatchu think about a night: just me, you, 'n Chloe?
PEACE!
(Copyright 2008 A Hydro Pharmer/Fight-the-Foo Production)
And now for a little rhyme in 4-4 time
Bout a brotha from anotha motha, a dear old friend of mine
Go!Go!Go! Checkah checkah checkah ch-CHECK!...
Down in a 'Ville called Small where the cornfields flow,
Like the rows in my hair growin row by row,
Lived the illest mothatruckah that you eva did see.
I ain't talkin' bout the Snoop D-O Double G...
He is a man of the people, a man who's fly and floss
Allow me to introduce myself: The NAME IS PETE ROSS!
I need no spotlight, my rhymes is tight!
It's tough livin' in a 'hood where everyone's white
Vanilla Choc-o-late, I've got a player's rep
I only get 3 Lines an ep!
Cop That! What are words anyway?
Don't settle for Clarky Boy - I hear that brother's gay!
What's up with him 'n Lex and the games that they play?
'N you can fo'get Lionel Lutha he's spoken fo'
He got Ms. Martha, that fine senate ho-ho-ho
One day I'll be the man that you can go to for rent,
I'll overthrow the country, sign with Castro, murdah Clark Kent!
Before Lex can say WHAT?!, I'll be the vice-president!
I'll make the crows start callin' as the leaves start fallin', at One Repulic concerts I'll be the illest brotha ballin!
It's been 4 long years since I been seen with you cronies.
Baby mamma breathin' down my neck cuz I ain't copped the alimony
Got a cream corn factory keepin' it fresher than Kent's phoney baloney!
You call this 2 percent milk!? I bet he *&^%%$ my big $@#&%!
Enough talk Lana! I'm gettin' too showy
Whatchu think about a night: just me, you, 'n Chloe?
PEACE!
(Copyright 2008 A Hydro Pharmer/Fight-the-Foo Production)