Quotes you wish were in this episode............

[superhippie2000]

Lana: Oops i blew up the wrong Clark.



Black Canary: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh

Clark: Nope. Still not the most annoying sound i have ever heard.

[superhippie2000]

Chloe: Hummm she is in black and screetches like a bird. Her name shall be Black Canary. Wow I'm good.

[brother_of_krypton]

Chloe: I'm doing work for Oliver...Oh, and I love you, Clark...

Black Canary: Hey...wanna hear a secret???
Clark: Sure...?
Black Canary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Clark: F***...Christ, B****!

Lana: Hey, Bizarro...oops...I mean Clark...

Lex: Where the hell is Shelby?

Clark: Enough about Black Canary...wanna hear something cool?
Chloe: Sure thing...
Clark: I baked a pie with my heat vision this morning...
Chloe: Really now?
Clark: MMMMMMM...Pie...

[DarkThunder0112]

Oliver to Lois: How come when I walk into a room you're not shirtless?

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

Clark to Black Canary: Have you ever heard of Tic-Tacs?

Oliver to Lois: I'm really not the Green Arrow... I'm just gay!

[HowardFilms]

Lana: "I just wish I knew how we got here."
Clark: "Mostly, it was bad writing..."


Canary: "What about you?" (to Clark, in reference to JL)
Clark: Not yet. Maybe when the strike ends....

[Guidron]

Clark: "Don't let the door hit you in the rear on your way out" (to Lana at the end)

[Silent Kal]

[QUOTE=HowardFilms;3583369]Lana: "I just wish I knew how we got here."
Clark: "Mostly, it was bad writing..."QUOTE]

Perfect!

How about...

ANYONE: Hey Lois, it sucks what happened to Grant.
Lois: Huh-wha?
Chloe: Yeah, Lo, didn't you see it on the front page of the paper for the last week?
Lois: Oh. No, I guess I haven't.
Chloe: Wait--how is that possible?
Lois: Fine, I admit it--I don't know how to reeeeeeeeead! *runs away crying*


(Or really, how about ANY "Lois finds out her boyfriend was FRIGGING MURDERED" dialogue. Huh, AlMiles? Anything?)

[blackcelebration]

LANA
I'm going to live with Chloe at the Talon for a few days.

CLARK
Huh?

LANA
I'm living with Chloe

CLARK
Are you sure?

LANA
Yes.

CLARK
It's just I saw Chloe 10 seconds ago & she said nothing

LANA
Err...

CLARK
And why if you're leaving are you taking stuff out of your bag?





LOIS
I don't need millionaires or super heroes because I have you.

CLARK
Err was about Gabriel?

LOIS
Oh yeah see u Smallville.

AN HOUR LATER.


LANA
I'm staying at Chloe's

CLARK
Yeah but she doesn't know you're coming??

SUDDENLY LOIS ENTERS

LOIS
Bwwwaaa Gabriels dead

CLARK
Lois, I'm sorry.

LANA
Lois, I'm living with you.

LOIS
But...

LANA
Bye Clark.

CLARK
???§§§§!!!??***@@

Lana & Lois leave.

:lol:Ahhh bliss:lol:

[TaraLittle]

Chloe: I'm doing work for Oliver...Oh, and I love you, Clark...

Black Canary: Hey...wanna hear a secret???
Clark: Sure...?
Black Canary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Clark: F***...Christ, B****!

Lana: Hey, Bizarro...oops...I mean Clark...

Lex: Where the hell is Shelby?

Clark: Enough about Black Canary...wanna hear something cool?
Chloe: Sure thing...
Clark: I baked a pie with my heat vision this morning...
Chloe: Really now?
Clark: MMMMMMM...Pie...


I LOVE the pie one!!! LOL!!! Waiting for the day when he really says that!!! :):):)

[BabyAngel]

"Lana I want you to leave and never come back to Smallville. I think my life is complete if you were gone," Clark said to Lana while leaving the house.

[alejandrita439]

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haha that is so funny :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: