View Full Version : Clark is such an idiot.
maryjanewatson
02-01-2008, 03:45 AM
As much as I love the Clark man, and believe me, I do, he is not the brightest alien out there.
He had blue k. Blue k that he knew would take away his powers while he was touching it. It wouldn't take very much, since a ring did the trick the first time. yet he used the entire rock to kill bizzaro, when he could have chipped off a bit for himself to use when he wanted to do the nasty with lana.
The writers should be hit more often. If they had not introduced blue k as a kryptonian power repressor, this question as to why he didn't keep some for himself would not have to be asked.
slayer
02-01-2008, 04:13 AM
well maybe he's thinking about more than just sex. i sure as hell wasn't thinking that he should track down blue k so he could have sex with lana. puke.
Brizzle
02-01-2008, 02:33 PM
No Clark is the biggest ****en idiot....
How many times this year have we seen him get knocked the **** out....what makes it worst is that he still can't even figure out himself how to kill Bizarro. And to top it off, Lana ends up killing Bizarro. Oh my god seriously can he do anything.
DarkseidNow
02-01-2008, 02:40 PM
HAH! Which leads me to another issue.
Chloe said Clark never forgets anything. How many times has he flaked on her or forgotten to help her out with something way back in Season 1 (due to the Lana-blinders of course)?
Also, how is it that he forgot to read Kryptonian at the end of Season 5 after having the info uploaded into his brain in Season 2.
Doesn't sound like a titanium-trap brain to me!
Eri-El
02-01-2008, 03:05 PM
No Clark is the biggest ****en idiot....
How many times this year have we seen him get knocked the **** out....what makes it worst is that he still can't even figure out himself how to kill Bizarro. And to top it off, Lana ends up killing Bizarro. Oh my god seriously can he do anything.
Well the rules of the show are Clark is not allowed to Kill anyone.
maryjanewatson
02-01-2008, 03:56 PM
well maybe he's thinking about more than just sex. i sure as hell wasn't thinking that he should track down blue k so he could have sex with lana. puke.
oh, don't get me wrong, i am not condoning the sex thing, it's just they obviously want to do it, and can't. And being of the male species, Clark would be thinking about it. a lot.
unfocused
02-01-2008, 04:32 PM
Why are you so hung up on the sex issue between Clark and Lana?
They can have sex, they HAVE had sex. I'm sure they both satisfy each other very much. The sex was only an issue at first, but now they know how to do it without hurting Lana. We have to assume, as these two are in an adult relationship, they are having sex as often as regular lovers do.
Also, having ANY kind of Kryptonite around is a very stupid and very dangerous idea.
rconner
02-01-2008, 07:18 PM
Well the rules of the show are Clark is not allowed to Kill anyone.
That's not the case, last Season he killed one of the Phantoms. Can't remember the episode, it was the one that was fighting to death in the cage (WWE Kane).
Clana4Life
02-01-2008, 09:03 PM
MaryJaneWatson, makes a great point. That Blue-K would have come in handy. Not having sex is creating a lot of tension between Clark and Lana, and they are not having sex, by the way. The last time they had sex was when Lana had Clark's powers. As she told Chloe, "they generally can't." That has not changed as was evidenced by the last scene in Persona. So, oh well, guess Clark missed the ball with that one. TPTB need the sex issue though to create more tension between Clana.
maryjanewatson
02-02-2008, 12:40 AM
Why are you so hung up on the sex issue between Clark and Lana?
They can have sex, they HAVE had sex. I'm sure they both satisfy each other very much. The sex was only an issue at first, but now they know how to do it without hurting Lana. We have to assume, as these two are in an adult relationship, they are having sex as often as regular lovers do.
Also, having ANY kind of Kryptonite around is a very stupid and very dangerous idea.
Do you even watch the show?
I would suggest you watch the first half of season 5 and all of season 7 over again. Then you will get what I am saying.
I am not hung up on the sex thing. I am hung up on plot craters and careless writing.
Mr. Clark Kent27
02-02-2008, 12:52 AM
What if Clark was fat? What if Clark was gay? What if he was bald?
maryjanewatson
02-02-2008, 02:13 AM
what does that have to do with this thread?
SV'S_immortal_hero
02-02-2008, 11:42 AM
heres something that makes clark stupid and it aint even about sex
clark in last years season final "phantom" spoke to lionel and MM about taking on the phantom and both lionel and MM said that the FOS crystal clark had would have very little effect on bizarro
if clark was as smart as he himself and every1 around him claims he is he wouldnt have asked lionel how to defeat bizarro in this ep why didnt he simply ask lionel before in "PHANTOM" before he encountered the phantom in the 1st place
Odysseus
02-02-2008, 01:49 PM
Why are you so hung up on the sex issue between Clark and Lana?
They can have sex, they HAVE had sex. I'm sure they both satisfy each other very much. The sex was only an issue at first, but now they know how to do it without hurting Lana. We have to assume, as these two are in an adult relationship, they are having sex as often as regular lovers do.
Also, having ANY kind of Kryptonite around is a very stupid and very dangerous idea.
Exactly.
Besides, I wasn't even thinking about the blue k being used for...you know...until this thread brought it up. But then again, the blue k wasn't destroyed when Bizarro died, so who's to say Clark and Lana can't still use it?
And btw, why do we have to have yet ANOTHER "Clark is just stupid for not doing ____" thread? For Pete's sake, ALL the characters do things that might not seem smart, even Chloe, and yet everyone just loves to pile on Clark and say "oh, he's dumb." I hate how ppl always single Clark out for the "he's so dumb" treatment, when all the characters do things that don't seem smart.
Bizarro345
02-02-2008, 01:54 PM
heres something that makes clark stupid and it aint even about sex
clark in last years season final "phantom" spoke to lionel and MM about taking on the phantom and both lionel and MM said that the FOS crystal clark had would have very little effect on bizarro
if clark was as smart as he himself and every1 around him claims he is he wouldnt have asked lionel how to defeat bizarro in this ep why didnt he simply ask lionel before in "PHANTOM" before he encountered the phantom in the 1st place
Lionel wouldn't have known. He still doesn't know. That was Fine who posed as Lionel.
SV'S_immortal_hero
02-02-2008, 02:22 PM
Lionel wouldn't have known. He still doesn't know. That was Fine who posed as Lionel.
heres the problem which you havent gotten from my last post if lionel didnt know then why did clark go to him now :rolleyes: so it dont matter if lionel was fine, santa clause or the easterbunny, its who clark thought he was speaking to which was lionel in clarks eyes
maryjanewatson
02-03-2008, 02:23 AM
Exactly.
Besides, I wasn't even thinking about the blue k being used for...you know...until this thread brought it up. But then again, the blue k wasn't destroyed when Bizarro died, so who's to say Clark and Lana can't still use it?
And btw, why do we have to have yet ANOTHER "Clark is just stupid for not doing ____" thread? For Pete's sake, ALL the characters do things that might not seem smart, even Chloe, and yet everyone just loves to pile on Clark and say "oh, he's dumb." I hate how ppl always single Clark out for the "he's so dumb" treatment, when all the characters do things that don't seem smart.
um, yeah, I single out any character that does something stupid. This week, it was Clark.
all I am saying is the writers need to be less careless in their writing. To bring Blue K in as a power repressor, something Clark has been wanting forever, it's stupid to think Clark wouldn't keep some for himself.
Billy Jor-El
02-03-2008, 09:32 AM
:lol: I'm looking at the title of this thread....Clark Is Such An Idiot....uh, we're in Season Seven....you figured this out when??????
maryjanewatson
02-03-2008, 04:09 PM
:lol: I'm looking at the title of this thread....Clark Is Such An Idiot....uh, we're in Season Seven....you figured this out when??????
season 5. just every once in a while he does something so obviously stupid, I just have to point it out.
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