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Ilovebeinglost

01-31-2008, 11:06 AM

yes, if you spent a month naked in bed with a man and not accidently have sex during night touching you better rethink the relationship.

Separate rooms and bed yes but same bed for a month no way that nothing is going to happen.

ClarksGal

01-31-2008, 11:06 AM

Yes. I understand why people don't want to think so, but I think it's pretty obvious. In fact, they have "shown" more nudity in this scene than any other sex scene, and we still all got the impression that sex was happening in those scenes. I don't see why it would be any different in this scene. Obviously they can't actually show intercourse, but that's about all that was left out of this scene.

I believe that AlMiles' intent here was to imply that Bizlana got Bizzy. :)

Dustmite

01-31-2008, 11:08 AM

Yep, I think they did it too and I think that's what that scene was suggesting.

Bizlana got Bizzy

:lol: I like that. Now I wish I'd named the thread 'Did Bizana get Bizzy?'

Kalista

01-31-2008, 11:10 AM

I believe that AlMiles' intent here was to imply that Bizlana got Bizzy. :)

Bizzylana or BizzyBizlana :lol:

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Of course they did. Two people CANNOT lay in bed together nude without intimacy unless they despise one another. And if that's the case, they wouldn't be lying nude together in the first place.

TheLastKryptonian

01-31-2008, 11:21 AM

First of all I think they did have sex. The fact that they slept naked together is one point. Another is from a clip I saw on youtube. I don't want to spoil but let's say when Lana finds out Bizarro isn't Clark she says something along the lines of "You just pretend to be him! Just so you could..." Plus at the end of the episode there's an awkwardness between the real Clark and Lana when they're by the bed. I understand that some KK, Lana and Clana fans may not like these news, but I'm sorry it DID happen!

samanta

01-31-2008, 11:22 AM

I believe they did. I don't think Bizzaro feared that he would hurt Lana so there's no reason to think they didn't IMO.

ClarksGal

01-31-2008, 11:25 AM

:lol: I like that. Now I wish I'd named the thread 'Did Bizana get Bizzy?'

:)

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First of all I think they did have sex. The fact that they slept naked together is one point. Another is from a clip I saw on youtube. I don't want to spoil but let's say when Lana finds out Bizarro isn't Clark she says something along the lines of "You just pretend to be him! Just so you could..." Plus at the end of the episode there's an awkwardness between the real Clark and Lana when they're by the bed. I understand that some KK, Lana and Clana fans may not like these news, but I'm sorry it DID happen!

Yeah, that's true...Clark was looking down at the bed, and Lana was looking sheepish. Good point.

Kalista

01-31-2008, 11:29 AM

I don't understand how anyone could think that they didn't. It would be like someone asking for proof that Lana and Clark were together in Mortal. I mean they were wearing clothes as the scene ended. So give me proof that they had sex.:rolleyes:

Dustmite

01-31-2008, 11:33 AM

Yeah, that's true...Clark was looking down at the bed, and Lana was looking sheepish. Good point.

Very good point. I believe there was a reason for them to show that kind of awkwardness in the bedroom. If they didn't have sex, then why not show Clana being all awkward in the kitchen or something instead of Clark staring mournfully at the bed and Lana looking guilty.

aqgalaxy

01-31-2008, 12:16 PM

why would Clark even want to lay on the bed Bizana had sex on, that's all I'm asking

SteveS

01-31-2008, 12:20 PM

He wouldn't want to be on the same bed, bad vibe. Time for a new mattress.

supergirl28

01-31-2008, 12:38 PM

Knowing Bizzaro, and how he is. Yes, there so is the dirty.

tmack09

01-31-2008, 04:02 PM

People seem to be divided on this. What do you think?

whyyyyy are people divided on this??!?! lol :lol: I don't get it...thats like asking this same question when Clark and Lana woke up together in Season 5..."hmmm...they were both kiiinda naked, did they have sex?!" the answer is "uhh yeeea!!" same thing applies here!

You know that ending scene now that I think about it...for my Buffy Lovers reminded me of when Faith and Buffy switched bodies...and Riley accidently slept with Faith thinking it was Buffy...and Buffy sits in the bed that Riley and Faith had sex in and gets up disgusted...and they do the whole fading thing between Faith and Buffy for the after effects of everything...

yet, and I think its kinda the same senerio...Buffy was disgusted that Riley couldnt tell that Buffy wasnt Buffy..like im sure Clark is disgusted or whatever now...But Buffy really couldnt blame Riley too much because how was he suppose to know?! SAME THING HERE ONLY THE ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED!! AND Its a completely different show but still....:p

alienkinfolk

01-31-2008, 07:14 PM

I don't think that had sex. I just feel that Bizzarro & Lana were very very intimate.If he was trying to mimick Clark, and Clark and lana weren't having sex anyway, why would he start now?and run the risk of her suspecting something. Plus I think Bizzarro would of said something to that fact in the end when he was desperate for his life.Just to piss Clark off. I know a lot was implied with them being naked in the morning, but maybe some phantoms can't have sex with humans as well.

jimmyolsenblues

01-31-2008, 07:16 PM

I won't go into details, but lets just say, I am sure they were intimate.
You can be intimate without having intercourse.
Its a PG board, but you understand my meaning.

alienkinfolk

01-31-2008, 07:22 PM

I won't go into details, but lets just say, I am sure they were intimate.
You can be intimate without having intercourse.
Its a PG board, but you understand my meaning.

Thank u, that's what I'm trying to say. And if he's just like Clark,Lana doesn't have to give up anything for him to go completely ape for her

Randy G.

01-31-2008, 07:34 PM

Of course they did! Like rabbits! :rolleyes: :lol:

xrayvision

01-31-2008, 07:34 PM

Absolutely. Clark wasn't pissed in bed for no reason.

MidgardDragon

01-31-2008, 07:35 PM

People seem to be divided on this. What do you think?

They didn't say, and it didn't matter.

MetroGirl06

01-31-2008, 07:36 PM

Well, DUH! They made like a couple of minks from the looks of it!

miks

01-31-2008, 07:37 PM

wolverine316

01-31-2008, 07:37 PM

Of course they did. Lana will jump on anything for a thrill. How could you not know it wasn't Clark?

miks

01-31-2008, 07:39 PM

^^ he wasn't even acting like clark! but he was agreeing with everything she said and complimenting her, she was blinded by it

clana4everfan2

01-31-2008, 07:39 PM

boo hoo :( Poor Clana...

MetroGirl06

01-31-2008, 07:40 PM

Lana was just happy that she was finally getting some. :rotfl:

niki

01-31-2008, 07:41 PM

Yeah, it kind of made me feel sorry for Lana ... and Clark at the same time.
Lana finally gets the happiness she wants (and the sex she desires LOL) and doesn't listen to Chloe because she's just so happy with what she has. I feel sorry for her because it's with a villain heh.

And then Clark comes back and finds she's over the moon with this, and knows that he's not like that, and ... well, obviously knows that they got happy under the sheets. Such awkwardness!

AndiGirl

01-31-2008, 07:51 PM

They were in bed naked together. There's no doubt in my mind. Either they had sex...or some crazy foreplay. ;)

curiosity

01-31-2008, 07:52 PM

Yes, they did it. In the episode description it says, "Bizarro beds Lana, and Clark isn't happy". And they wouldn't have been so icy in the end for no reason. Clark and Lana can't have relations expect for when she had his powers, and a long time ago.

If "beds" means something other than sex, I must be missing something.

And Lana was the one who should have been feeling seriously violated, but Clark heard all that stuff Bizarro said about how happy she told him she was with him. Lana also made a comment to Clark about how happy they were "in bed" so he knew.

xrayvision

01-31-2008, 08:29 PM

There's no way Lana would have been on cloud 9 like that if they didn't do it. I just wonder what he said to her to convince her that he wouldn't hurt her in the act since in Wrath she knew that under normal circumstances they couldn't do it.

Odysseus

01-31-2008, 08:54 PM

They were in the same bed, waking up together.

They were apparently naked (from what the camera showed, obviously they are not allowed to show everything)

They had big goofy grins on their faces.

It's pretty obvious that they had sex.

superspider02

01-31-2008, 09:00 PM

Yea they most likely did it. Hell clark and lana did it all the time when he was depowered. Which of course we cant see but was implyed by what was said.

pizzahead2490

01-31-2008, 09:04 PM

i think it was sooo adorable whe bizzaro said i love u to lana before the explosion

pacofajita

01-31-2008, 09:15 PM

They most definitely did. When real Clark came back and told Lana he'd been gone, the look on Lana's face meant WAY more than she was just kissing someone else.

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Clark and Lana can't have relations expect for when she had his powers, and a long time ago.

If TPTB actually did their comics research, Lana and Clark could bone all they wanted.

Batman/Superman#1

01-31-2008, 09:16 PM

Clark has lost Lana arleady and still doesnt know it. Her knowing his secret would thought make things better but it hasnt. Clark is destined to be with Lois.

Who

01-31-2008, 10:24 PM

Lana is like a black widow. You mate with her, then you die. Whitney... Dead... Adam... Dead... Jason... Dead... Bizzarro... Dead... I think they did. :D

dh1031

01-31-2008, 10:28 PM

I think its a no brainer that Lana and Bizzaro consumated their relationship. What I cannot figure out is why Clark still gets into bed with Lana after everything that happened???? :confused: Someone needs to bean Clark with a kryptonite frying pan!!

myankskent

01-31-2008, 10:32 PM

I don't understand why there wasn't any specific mention of them having sex, but the fact that they both had their clothes off is good enough for me to assume they did. Of course, if in a later episode, it's revealed that they didn't have sex, then I guess it wouldn't technically be a retcon since TPTB never technically mentioned that they had sex.

D.M.A.

01-31-2008, 10:38 PM

Well they did wake up naked together,so it was implied.Also havin clana go to bed fully clothed at the end gives me the impression that they did.Imo thats why clark was so distant at the end,cause lana told him about bizana bein in bed together.

Her not knowin it was him was ok,he jus wanted to make sure she was alright/not hurt.But the moment she mention them in bed together he seem hurt/upset,so I do believe bizana had sex.For clana to have issues wit sex already(cause of clark's powers)I doubt they go to bed at night naked all the time

pacofajita

01-31-2008, 10:38 PM

Of course, if in a later episode, it's revealed that they didn't have sex, then I guess it wouldn't technically be a retcon since TPTB never technically mentioned that they had sex.

Then they are both horrible teases with each other.

jazel

01-31-2008, 11:50 PM

lol...he told her to come back to bed...oh okay, only for a few minutes...that's all that's needed...lol

ClareKent

01-31-2008, 11:51 PM

Of course they did it, though I'd ratter not to think about it, I really don't wanna loose apetite for a whole month :D

Runestone

01-31-2008, 11:57 PM

they had sex. People are only debating it because they don't want it to happen. It's just like when anyone else has sex on this show, they can't show it but it's obvious it happened, no one ever debates about that

Exactly. It clearly happened; they implied it pretty well... And it just might put a strain on their relationship.

nemrod

02-01-2008, 12:06 AM

does oral count?
(i mean like talking as we saw that)

ginnyfan

02-01-2008, 12:36 AM

Maybe they were just naked under the covers for warmth. LOL!

maryjanewatson

02-01-2008, 01:45 AM

Ya, wouldn't lana know something was up with if they suddenly started having sex, since they couldn't before?

ya. so if they were indeed "gettin' bizzy," she is really stupid.

yosemiteangel

02-01-2008, 02:32 AM

I didn't get to see the episode (darn snow blocked out the reception) but from the spoilers I've seen and the clips posted, I would have to say yes. It felt like they were leaning that way.

Eri-El

02-01-2008, 03:52 AM

Bizzylana or BizzyBizlana :lol:

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Of course they did. Two people CANNOT lay in bed together nude without intimacy unless they despise one another. And if that's the case, they wouldn't be lying nude together in the first place.

Hence the last scene in the bedroom with Clark & Lana, dance around the bed for God knows how long, then finally get in fully clothed.

Dor el

02-01-2008, 06:11 AM

Ya, wouldn't lana know something was up with if they suddenly started having sex, since they couldn't before?

When Bizzark showed up in the barn where Lana was grooming her horse, he mentioned that he had been in the Fortress for a couple of weeks and that time was different there. Perhaps she believed that this new "Clark" was related to what he had experienced in the FOS. Perhaps she felt like he had come to terms with some things and made the decision to live life to the fullest; with her. I can see how she might realize Clark is different but also how she could explain away that difference. Clark is, after all, a different creature; not human. In any event, she wanted Clark to love her, accept her, be with her, etc. Bizzark was. She just went with it because it was what she wanted. Regrets now? Most likely.

I think they will both take a long look at where their relationship is. Maybe they'll try to get past what has happened, but I doubt they will be able to. Not that Clark holds grudges, because I think he does not do that. But rather, he will have to face the reality that he and Lana will never be.

jimmyolsenblues

02-01-2008, 07:55 AM

the fact remains, lana and bizarro was naked,
lana and clark were clothed.
lana and bizarro were more close, more intimate , even if intercourse never took place.

Jephael

02-01-2008, 08:16 AM

Makes sense to me! In all honesty, I kinda feel sorry for Bizzaro. IMO, he wasn't really a badguy. He was just misunderstood. Plus the very last thing he said to Lana was "I love you." and he meant it so sincerely!

Charissa70

02-01-2008, 08:25 AM

Yes, I believe it was implied that 'clark' was different when 'he' (biz) supposedly came back from the fortress. Lana with I have a few minutes. (very insulting to Krytonians) and come back to bed. Next drama, Lana is expecting (wasn't on anything because she didn't think anything could happen between her and C, now she had 1 earth moving event with clark and a month of biz-who is the father? Can't go through normal dna testing, could she. Wait, I know, hold the baby up to the light and see the reaction. :rotfl: when the kid gets older, explaining to school that he/she has a condition that he can't be in direct sunlight, because he reacts, etc. Lana is lame enough at times, it would be a funny show seeing her bringing up alien.:D:D

Guidron

02-01-2008, 08:26 AM

The only time they ever had sex was in Wrath, when Lana was superpowered up. In that episode, it was flat out stated that they normally cannot have sex. The only reason they did, was due to Lana having Clark's powers. That would lead me to think that they didn't have sex. However, the way the morning scene was presented, it would seem to appear that they certainly had SOMETHING going on. Exactly what it was.... who's to say?

Regardless, I think and hope that what Bizzaro said to Lana before being destroyed is finally the 'straw that broke the camels back' for this relationship. It's time for it to be over.

Billy Jor-El

02-01-2008, 08:26 AM

And afterwards I hear a conversation....

"But...but...you're so BIZARRE!!! You're so cold....made of stone! You're a freak!!"

"No, I'm just the Lana you've always known, Clark."

Charissa70

02-01-2008, 08:28 AM

Yes, I believe it was implied that 'clark' was different when 'he' (biz) supposedly came back from the fortress. Lana with 'I have a few minutes'. (very insulting to Krytonians) and biz 'come back to bed'. Next drama, Lana is expecting (wasn't on anything because she didn't think anything could happen between her and C, now she had 1 earth moving event with clark and a month of biz-who is the father? Can't go through normal dna testing, could she. Wait, I know, hold the baby up to the light and see the reaction. :rotfl: when the kid gets older, explaining to school that he/she has a condition that he can't be in direct sunlight, because he reacts, etc. Lana is lame enough at times, it would be a funny show seeing her bringing up alien.:D:D

eas

02-01-2008, 09:19 AM

I can't believe there's even a debate about this.

Of course they had sex. And even they didn't go all the way, there are other ways to be very physically intimate. And, frankly, that's enough for Clark to want to burn that bed rather than get into with with Lana. Whatever happened in that bed, it was the same as having sex.

MixTKO

02-01-2008, 09:42 AM

It is definitely implied that they shared a night of passion. I have to agree that they got it on. The tension was so thick at the end it's hard to believe nothing happened.

LoisJoanneKent

02-01-2008, 09:51 AM

Umm..it's pretty obvious they did...When a tv show that isn't in Showtime or HBO wants to "show sex" they just have the characters naked in bed together, kissing. This is exactly what happened with Bizarro and Lana. What did people intend for AlMiles to do to portray this...have Lana gyrating and screaming like a wild banshee in heat on top of Bizarro saying "Give me more of your Kryptonite, Clark..."?! Hello people, wake up and smell the blueberry pancakes!!!

harryandginnyfanatic

02-01-2008, 09:56 AM

They could've just been cuddling.

LoisJoanneKent

02-01-2008, 10:04 AM

They could've just been cuddling.

Naked cuddling, without action? Highly doubt it....

harryandginnyfanatic

02-01-2008, 10:06 AM

Naked cuddling, without action? Highly doubt it....

What if ...?

Lana: Don't worry, Clark. It happens to alot of guys.

kevin_video

02-01-2008, 10:36 AM

Lostfan588

02-01-2008, 10:48 AM

I think they did....not a pretty mental picture, but yeah...

msleggie

02-01-2008, 11:00 AM

Of they had sex, it so very, very, clear......but still, it makes me sick to my stomach

Superman of Krypton

02-01-2008, 11:22 AM

MidgardDragon

02-01-2008, 11:26 AM

This is the stupid part.

Lana knows Clark is unsure how to have sex with her with his powers (may hurt her).

YET, Bizarro is able to easily have sex with her and she doesnt wonder how he suddenly learned how to do it :|

More like...Clark is afraid to have sex with her for fear of hurting her, but could do it if he tried. Bizarro wasn't afraid of hurting her because he takes those risks without thinking, and succeeded in doing so. Personally, I think this just proves my theory that Clark wouldn't actually hurt her, he just thinks he would. And obviously Lana should wonder why he suddenly isn't afraid of hurting her anymore, but she was too happy that he finally opened up and started taking some risks.

Still think the reactions to this are hilarious, though. Keep it up people. :lol:

kal-el_Girl

02-01-2008, 11:26 AM

He wouldn't want to be on the same bed, bad vibe. Time for a new mattress.

You,re so right!! I think it was gross to see poor clarky sharing the same bed w that tramp LOL

so here,s the count
first she slept w clark then lex now bizarro wow :rotfl:

harryandginnyfanatic

02-01-2008, 11:31 AM

In all fairness to Lana. She did think she was sleeping with Clark.

Dor el

02-01-2008, 12:43 PM

I want to say "no" to the actual sex because in theory, weren't Lana and Clark not able to have relations because he could essentially kill her? So maybe it wasn't sex, just other stuff that involved them needing to be naked. So unless Lana was really needing some, she should have noticed that she didn't need super powers to do it with Clark.

I got the impression that they didn't, but not that they couldn't. I believe that Clark was afraid of what might happen if he was not able to maintain self control. It was a fear obstacle not a physical one.

theWatcher

02-01-2008, 01:15 PM

It would be arrogant not to think that they didn't sleep together. Their interaction in the first scene and towards the end would indicate to a watchful eye that they did.

DarkseidNow

02-01-2008, 01:42 PM

Obviously Bizarro remembers Clark's fears of hurting Lana, but as we can see from him flying around with ease, he has more confidence in his powers than Clark.

If Clark can eventually boink Lois after he becomes Superman, no doubt that Bizarro handled his 'Biz' with Lana!

Yep, I got millions of these, folks.

smallvillelogan

02-01-2008, 01:42 PM

In all fairness to Lana. She did think she was sleeping with Clark.

Yeah, but if she had been the purer woman that she was before she was with Lex, then she would have seen through Bizarro and realized that Clark's personality and character weren't the same anymore, just as Chloe did.

pharaoh8

02-01-2008, 02:13 PM

HELL YES THEY DID. COME ON. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM.... HE'S FINE AS....well you guys know. =)

sithius

02-01-2008, 02:17 PM

They couldn't have had sex as his powers would have killed her. That's why when Clark lost his powers there was such a commotion, he could now **** her sideways without tearing her apart.

pharaoh8

02-01-2008, 02:18 PM

the only reason clark does not have sex with her is b/c he is afraid that he will not control his powers. but as you can see bizarro is under control of his.

dunkman

02-01-2008, 02:18 PM

Lana's a skank, & Bizarro only thought of himself, so why wouldn't they have? I don't expect any better of Bizarro, but I'm still disappointed in Clark for those 2 times. Jonathan & Martha taught him better than that!

pharaoh8

02-01-2008, 02:19 PM

yep

maryjanewatson

02-01-2008, 04:09 PM

More like...Clark is afraid to have sex with her for fear of hurting her, but could do it if he tried. Bizarro wasn't afraid of hurting her because he takes those risks without thinking, and succeeded in doing so. Personally, I think this just proves my theory that Clark wouldn't actually hurt her, he just thinks he would. And obviously Lana should wonder why he suddenly isn't afraid of hurting her anymore, but she was too happy that he finally opened up and started taking some risks.

ok, Smallville literally shook when Clark and Super Lana did the deed. I think it's pretty safe to say that Clark would cause her to explode from the inside if they had sex normally.

LoveHurts38

02-01-2008, 04:09 PM

He wouldn't want to be on the same bed, bad vibe. Time for a new mattress.

It would be smart if Clark did that:lol:

darkone

02-01-2008, 04:18 PM

Clark's personality and character weren't the same anymore, just as Chloe did

Actually Chloe didnt see through it until Bizarro nearly broke her arm.Until then she was as clueless as Lana.If Bizarro had done the same thing to Lana she probably had gotten suspicious as Chloe was.As for the topic,oh yes they did it and there is NO way in hell that the sex issue wont be adressed in the future.And I'm looking forward to this.

unfocused

02-01-2008, 04:18 PM

Clark and Lana are in an adult relationship, a fresh one. Of course they were having sex, probably every night.

Besides, Bizarro fell in love with Lana. I'm sure she rocked his world as hard as he rocked hers.

ok, Smallville literally shook when Clark and Super Lana did the deed.That was rough sex, not "normal" sex. ;)

Eri-El

02-01-2008, 05:23 PM

Yes but if Bizanna was having sex, you would think that Lana would want to know why all of a sudden Clark wants to have sex with her (without being SuperLana)

kp1984

02-01-2008, 05:26 PM

Hell yeah Bizzaro got that

DarkseidNow

02-01-2008, 05:28 PM

Clark and Lana are in an adult relationship, a fresh one. Of course they were having sex, probably every night.

Actually they weren't having sex until Wrath.

Remember how Chloe was asking Lana "I thought you two couldn't do that" in Wrath, meaning have sex.

Dustmite

02-01-2008, 05:29 PM

Actually Chloe didnt see through it until Bizarro nearly broke her arm.Until then she was as clueless as Lana.If Bizarro had done the same thing to Lana she probably had gotten suspicious as Chloe was.As for the topic,oh yes they did it and there is NO way in hell that the sex issue wont be adressed in the future.And I'm looking forward to this.

Lana lives with him and spends much more time with him then anyone else. For God's sake the guys a farmer and he can't go out in the sun. Did she not find that odd?

He dropped out of college to take care of the farm. He's willing to leave it all behind. Does she not find that odd?

He's having sex with her when before he was scared of smashing her into tiny little bits. Does she not find that odd?

And Chloe noticed that Clark was behaving oddly before the arm grab. Lana notices that he's different too but it's all positive for her so she doesn't question it.

And lastly the issue might be addressed in the future but unless the restrictions have been lifted there won't be any normal Clana sex.

DarkseidNow

02-01-2008, 05:33 PM

Lana lives with him and spends much more time with him then anyone else. For God's sake the guys a farmer and he can't go out on the sun. Did she not find that odd.

He dropped out of college to take care of the farm. He's willing to leave it all behind. Does she not find that odd?

He's having sex with her when before he was scared of smashing her into tiny little bits. Does she not find that odd?

And Chloe noticed that Clark was behaving oddly before the arm grab. Lana notices that he's different too but it's all positive for her so she doesn't question it.

And lastly the issue might be addressed in the future but unless the restrictions have been lifted there won't be any normal Clana sex.

All excellent points. Thank you, Dustmite.

LoisJoanneKent

02-01-2008, 05:33 PM

Superman of Krypton

02-01-2008, 05:37 PM

In all fairness to Lana. She did think she was sleeping with Clark.

Shes a dumbass.

She knows Clark is unsure how to have sex with her with powers...

And now he suddenly can without explanation.

Just more evidence to support Lana is screwed in the head.

LoisJoanneKent

02-01-2008, 05:39 PM

Shes a dumbass.

She knows Clark is unsure how to have sex with her with powers...

And now he suddenly can without explanation.

Just more evidence to support Lana is screwed in the head.

I was trying to hold off on the Lana bashing, but I couldn't agree more! She's an idiot!!!!:rotfl:

Dustmite

02-01-2008, 05:42 PM

Just more evidence to support Lana is screwed in the head.

Well, in Persona she was just screwed :p

Kal26

02-01-2008, 05:42 PM

Ladyalchemy

02-01-2008, 08:53 PM

Lana is like a black widow. You mate with her, then you die. Whitney... Dead... Adam... Dead... Jason... Dead... Bizzarro... Dead... So you I think they did :D

/snickers
You know, that is sooo true.

I think it would be easy for Biz to convince Lana after a month that he wouldn't break her in bed, so I think they did it.

Dannyblue1

02-01-2008, 09:38 PM

Actually Chloe didnt see through it until Bizarro nearly broke her arm.Until then she was as clueless as Lana.

Actually, Chloe knew something was wrong before the arm grab. She gives Biz one of those classic, "Something ain't right here," looks, and tries to get rid of him by doing the also classic, "Nope, I didn't notice anything wrong. Now get the hell away from...I mean, let me show you politely to the door," maneuver. Then Biz did the arm grab, which made Chloe even more sure something was wrong.

Basically, it took Chloe two minutes and one clue to figure out something wasn't right with "Clark." The second clue (the arm grab) just confirmed it.

LoisJoanneKent

02-01-2008, 09:54 PM

This just goes to show that Chloe is a genius, while Lana is a retard!!!

Honey45

02-01-2008, 10:08 PM

Dannyblue1

02-01-2008, 10:13 PM

:confused: I've slept naked in bed with my boyfriend tons of times without having sex.

This is television. On television, there are things they do to make the audience conclude certain things. When two characters wake up naked in bed together, they want you to conclude that those characters had sex.

It would make no sense for them to have done that scene that way if they wanted the viewers to conclude that they hadn't had sex. If they wanted the audience to think Biz and Lana hadn't had sex, there would've been no reason to show that scene in that way.

Vala

02-02-2008, 07:24 AM

Yes they did and it was so HOT! :eek:
Poor Lana :(
I hope Clark and she will manage to get to each other.
They are both hurt! :(

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----

I believe they did, and yes Lana seems a bit "screwed in the head" to me too. She just wants someone to latch on to, she doesn't care if it's Clark, or a clone of Clark, as long as she gets what she wants.Not true! See her reaction in the end of the episode

kryptonaidxh

02-02-2008, 08:54 AM

I believe they did, and yes Lana seems a bit "screwed in the head" to me too. She just wants someone to latch on to, she doesn't care if it's Clark, or a clone of Clark, as long as she gets what she wants.

absolutely true!, that´s why she and Bizarro matced perfectely, both have the same evilness and darkness, that´s why she enjoyed being with Bizarrro much better, she has always to jump on someone to sleep with., but sooner or laterClark i going to rialize of her evilness.:)

Cromartiefan

02-02-2008, 09:07 AM

Yup, they definitely had sex - 'zarro has greater control over Clark's abilities than he does, so he can easily get it on without tearing Lana open (Literally) or blasting through her back like a shotgun.

The look on her face when she realised that it was 'zarro and not Clark she'd been sleeping with gives it all away - that's way more horrified than "I've been kissing the wrong dude", that's full-on "I've been boinking a monster from another dimension" shock.

And yes, Chloe's far, far, far smarter than Lana.

LovelyLoisLane

02-02-2008, 01:06 PM

This just goes to show that Chloe is a genius, while Lana is a retard!!!

I don't think anyone close to Real!Clark would have to be a genius to notice that something was a little off after spending some time around him.

kryptonaidxh

02-02-2008, 08:11 PM

:):rolleyes:Of course they had sex!, don´t be naive, come on!, it´s ovbious Lana enjoyed having sex with Bizarro much better than sleepig with Clark, and I agree that this is Television; we won´t see a sex secuence in a teen show, actually we didn´t need to watch all their sex action to figure out what they did before being both naked in the same bed! come on!. people don´t get naked in the same bed just for "sleeping" or talking, it´s obvious what they did before that scene, or maybe they did it later.:pbut surely they did HAD SEX.:p

Dor el

02-02-2008, 08:38 PM

The look on her face when she realised that it was 'zarro and not Clark she'd been sleeping with gives it all away - that's way more horrified than "I've been kissing the wrong dude", that's full-on "I've been boinking a monster from another dimension" shock.

Or...it's the oh no I was so happy this past month with this new improved version of Clark, and now I have to go back to the old fraidy cat, always try to do the right thing, boring, Clark whose sole purpose in life is not me...look.

miks

02-03-2008, 03:25 PM

Actually Chloe didnt see through it until Bizarro nearly broke her arm.Until then she was as clueless as Lana.

Actually, we don't know that. We don't know how much time Chloe had spent with Biz through that entire month. We know for a fact that Lana and Biz were together every single day, on the account of they live together. If Chloe only saw him every once in a while then she probably wouldn't have noticed. But Lana saw him everyday so she's an idiot. Also Chloe knew before that whole arm thing.

Coyote

02-03-2008, 04:44 PM

Yes, I'm sure they had sex, and I'm sure Lana liked it better with Bizarro than she ever did with Clark.

LoisJoanneKent

02-03-2008, 06:38 PM

Yes, I'm sure they had sex, and I'm sure Lana liked it better with Bizarro than she ever did with Clark.

She probably did. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she preferred shagging Lex over Clark!! Poor Clark! He has never had anything else to compare sex to than with that cold fish skank Lana!! Ah well, he'll know what real passion is like when he gets with Lois!!:D

kryptonaidxh

02-03-2008, 07:10 PM

jazzylg

02-03-2008, 10:15 PM

So...will there be a bizzaro baby? I hope not.Notice that unlike Bizana, Clana was fully clothed in bed at the end of the ep!;)

LoisJoanneKent

02-04-2008, 11:43 AM

So...will there be a bizzaro baby? I hope not.Notice that unlike Bizana, Clana was fully clothed in bed at the end of the ep!;)

Too true! Clana has just shriveled and died! There is as much passion there as their is between Hot Fudge and Halibut;)

miks

02-04-2008, 12:41 PM

^^ What are you talking about!?

I love hot fudge and halibut!!!

LoisJoanneKent

02-04-2008, 12:52 PM

^^ What are you talking about!?

I love hot fudge and halibut!!!

Apparently, so does Lana;)

Tobywolf13

02-04-2008, 04:20 PM

Oh no way they had sex. They just laid naked in bed together for a month. that's all. two adults can do that all the time without the sex part.

How is this even a question again?

Billy Jor-El

02-04-2008, 04:25 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....hot fudge and halibut, ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

-Homer Simpson

Kal26

02-05-2008, 01:21 PM

Not true! See her reaction in the end of the episode

I'll give her that she realized it wouldn't work, but I don't think that was because he was a clone. I think it was because she knew how the real Clark would look at her because of it, and because she knew the two of them would kill each other. If she had her way though, I'd say she'd be just as happy with a non confrontational clone of Clark rather than the real thing. I saw her reaction. She was torn. She shouldn't have been. She should have recognized that it wasn't Clark right off. If she loved him, she would have. If I found out that I'd been sleeping with an evil clone of my wife that wasn't even really a clone, but a phantom inhabiting a copied body, I'd drop IT like a hot potato the second I saw my real wife, and of course take a three day long shower. That's not what Lana did. She debated on staying with the clone because he gave her what she wanted.

TWLOVER03

02-07-2008, 08:56 PM

No im sure that them being naked in bed together didn't mean they had sex... they were... umm... jsut playing checkers I'm sure! Yeah thats it!

Sweetie

02-08-2008, 03:39 PM

It was so obvious.Come on,they woke up in bed together naked with satisfied smiles on their face.How many more prouves do you need?

borednow

02-08-2008, 11:51 PM

No im sure that them being naked in bed together didn't mean they had sex... they were... umm... jsut playing checkers I'm sure! Yeah thats it!

More like golf. :lol:

Maddie Van Horn

02-09-2008, 10:20 AM

More like golf. :lol:
idk, maybe pickup sticks...:P

Faerus

02-09-2008, 10:41 AM

Of course she did.....Argggh

kentfamily

02-11-2008, 01:59 AM

Yes, I think Bizana had s*x. In the morning when they were laying in bed, Bizarro said, "I just want to remember this moment" to Lana.
BTW, did anyone noticed how awkward the 2 actors looked in that bed scene? They almost seemd stiff, especially TW. If these two were supposed have just had an intimate nite together why was TW playing Bizarro seem so stiff?
I mean all through the years they have done scenes like this. In Relic, the scene was a little more steamier than just lying in bed. It just seemed more real in Relic than this time.

Kalista

02-11-2008, 08:28 AM

BTW, did anyone noticed how awkward the 2 actors looked in that bed scene? They almost seemd stiff, especially TW. If these two were supposed have just had an intimate nite together why was TW playing Bizarro seem so stiff?
I mean all through the years they have done scenes like this. In Relic, the scene was a little more steamier than just lying in bed. It just seemed more real in Relic than this time.

I agree, they did look akward in the bed scene. In fact, they have looked awkward during intimate moments since late season 6 to the present. They use to have such great chemistry but I don't see it anymore. Relic was hot but that was several years ago before this relationship was completely unbearable. Actors and actresses get tired of each other in the same manner that coworkers tire of one another. I think that is the problem.

clarkbunny

02-20-2008, 09:22 PM

In my opinion they most definitely did not have sex. If Lana objected to Bizarro's suggestion of flying her to Paris how would she not object Bizarro saying 'Actually i'm pretty sure we can just go ahead and bonk like rabbits, my powers won't affect you' - that would have definitely made her think something was off.

I think Bizarro may have suggested it but she would have brushed it off similar to the flying comment.

The awkwardness between Clana at the end was for several reasons
1. Clark being angry that Lana did not realise Bizarro wasn't him
2. Bizana being all naked and intimate in Clark's bed and Clark being expected to just get back into that bed with Lana
3. Lana feeling bad that she had been with some other dude in their bed albeit unknown to her
4. Lana admitting that she loved Bizarro
5. Bizarro revealing Clark's inner most feelings about Lana
6. Clark wondering just how intimate Bizana had been

That all adds up for some real awkwardness without even thinking about the possibility of Bizana sex

Dannyblue1

02-20-2008, 11:25 PM

In my opinion they most definitely did not have sex. If Lana objected to Bizarro's suggestion of flying her to Paris how would she not object Bizarro saying 'Actually i'm pretty sure we can just go ahead and bonk like rabbits, my powers won't affect you' - that would have definitely made her think something was off.

It should've made her think something was off, but it didn't. That was the point. Despite the fact that Biz wasn't acting like Clark, didn't have the same concerns Clark had (like the sex issue) Lana didn't pick up on the fact that something was wrong.

Lana was getting what she wanted. "Clark" was giving her all of his attention. "Clark" had let go of all his silly concerns about not having sex. And "Clark" was showering her with affection and adoration. And that was all that mattered to her.

Biz and Lana had sex. The show did everything possible to make sure we knew they had sex. For those who still choose to somehow believe they didn't have sex...Well, denial can be a powerful thing.

Hopefulsuicide

06-04-2008, 08:10 PM

would bizzaro not face the same scientific problems as clark when it came to having sex? im mean he was just as 'powerful'

AlwaysRight

06-05-2008, 06:35 PM

I would have to go with yes, they were basically naked in bed together and Bizzaro seems to have a high sex drive do the math.

It's like any 2 people we see naked together you have to assume they are doing it. Just like Lex and Lana, Clark and Lana, Lois and Ollie and to a lesser extent Lois and Grant

Randy G.

06-05-2008, 08:23 PM

Do you believe Bizana had sex?

Hizzell Yizzeah! They got "Bizzy." :lol:

dimefan90

06-05-2008, 08:24 PM

they got bizzy indeed

alejandrita439

08-07-2008, 06:42 PM

obviously yes :S:S

A Dawg

08-22-2008, 03:58 PM

I will add my two cents because I am new. It was Bizzarro! He was a bad guy. Not to Lana, but still the bad guy. If not on the first night, the 2nd or 3rd. He would have coerced her. I just don't see why "the bad guy" would have "loved" her like that if they hadn't ;) And as far as the Clark no wanting to hurt her. That only affected them while his secret was still being kept from her. I am sure that during their season 7 go around, Clark and Lana did the dirty every night, and probably often the next morning. Every girl on the show that knew Clarks secret always said "that's a chance I am willing to take." After Lana's roll with Lex (what a beeotch) she would have defiantly said the same. So when she told Clark that she had been living "with that thing" for a month, that was a hint at her and zarro frikkin. My 200 cents.

Bane

01-05-2009, 02:09 AM

I think they did, that had to be one of the biggest reasons why she had been happier than usual, and they were both nude, so I'm sure it happened. Whereas Clark was overly cautious and afraid to try while he had his powers, Bizarro wasn't.