Favorite Smallville Quotes

[kg1507]

Lois's lines are without a doubt the best!!!!!

Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): Maybe I'm allergic to you.

Clark Kent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.
Jeweler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507082/): Is there a certain piece that you would like to see?
Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): Well... How about this one, Pumpkin?
Clark Kent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Anything you want, Muffin.

[The Krypton Knight]

Some more good ones:

Lois: Uh-oh, does Clarky have the sniffles?


Jimmy: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Don't shoot! Okay? I work here. You don't have -- Chloe? Hey. [ Chuckles ] This isn't 'cause I didn't call you back, is it?
Chloe: Jimmy Olsen.

Jimmy: Whoa. [ Chuckles ] Grow 'em big in Kansas, don't they?


Lois: You don’t even know me.
A.C.: What’s to know? You’re abrasive, sarcastic – you never shut up.
Lois: Yeah – those are my good qualities.


Chloe: I know how much you've dreamt of having a bland, mundane, generic life, but being normal is highly overrated. Besides, it makes my whole sidekick role a lot easier if you can bring super-duper strength to the table.


Sheriff Adams: Nice work, Mr. Kent - you ever consider a career in law enforcement?


Clark: Pete was a lot better at these pep talks in these situations.
Chloe: Pete? You told Pete your secret?!?
Clark: I kinda had to - he saw my ship.
Chloe: Pete got to see your spaceship?!?


Lionel: You know, for a woman without a heart, Genevieve Teague certainly did have a lot of blood.

Minister: Do you, Clark Kent, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?Clark: Hell yes!

Clark: Hey Dad!
Jonathan: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me? (holds up bra)
Martha: Where did that come from?
Jonathan: From out in the barn. In the hay.
Martha: Clark...
Clark: It was magic.
Martha: I'm sure it was...

Kal-El: I am Kal-El of Krypton. It's time to fulfill my destiny.

Ian: Well, if isn't Ku Klux Van.

Perry (making a toast): To Littleville, Kansas, and all the Little Kansassians who live here.

Clark: Did you know that Chloe had a birthmark on her cheek?
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not that cheek.

That's enough for now!

[Justin Murad]

Clark: Did you know that Chloe had a birthmark on her cheek?
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not that cheek.

Hahaha, power of x-ray!!
__
In that episode, while Pete and Chloe were talking about weird-Clark, there's a conversation between them:

Chloe: What kind of differences?
Clark: The motorcycle, (looks at Chloe's hips), other stuff...

[Emerald_Archer92]

Not really funniest lines but Lex definitely had some of the best.

Lex: I was raised in your shadow and now you're going to die in mine.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

this forum is for any lines, not just funny ones! the poll is just about the funniest lines! this show has alot of good lines that rnt funny!

[drew24]

Here's a downer .....

Martha Kent - "A heart beats only so many times in a life"

...this one was after Jonathan Kent died and it really sticked in my mind after hearing that, it really made me think.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

but dont forget the upside of that line, she ended it with, Your father used his more than anyone I know.

[margarita_salt]

Lex talking to Clark : "When my father dies, Kings will come but when your does, his friends will come".


Chloe : "Even Heroes need Saving"

Thoes lines have always been my favorite

[candor]

It's in Hydro, right? :rotfl:
yeah i belive so.

[devilicus rebel]

Clark talking to Chloe in 'Bizzaro',

"Loving someone is hard. It's difficult. But hate... hate is so... clean."

wow, shivers....

[jjsmallvillelvr]

I love this line, it's a deleted scene from Gemini.

Grant Gabreel: Personally i think youre underqualified. Once your emotions take over lex'll cross homeplate standing.

Lois: Emotions? I am the girl who didn't cry during 'The Notebook'. Besides I will be whipping so many hardballs, Lex will never see first base!

lol!

[Mickey_Bickey]

Lionel Luthor IMO has the best lines followed by Lex.

[skugers]

Lex, Lois and Lionel

[9-SOSIHTWB]

Lois and Clark!!!!!!!!!
They're quite comical when they are together!!!

[Bre723]

I love it when Adam says when he's dying "I couldn't escape him, how long do you think you can?"

[quinny06]

Lex had the best lines during his time on the show. From Seasons 1 to about 4/5 he was followed but Chloe, but Lois took over her and, because of Lex's departure, she now has the best lines on the show.

I feel like the writers try wwaaayy too hard now to try and make Chloe's lines witty and cool.

[MarieJATW]

quick question... what episode was it where chloe shouts "I love your son!" to Jor-El?? it was in season 7 right?

[KryptonStones]

LEX LUTHOR hands down has THE most memorable quotes in Smallville. Damn, I miss his historical references though. I always learned something new everytime he opened his mouth.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

Lana: Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.

[losdrivaren]

I feel said for lex:(
he was never appreciate by his father. And then he killed him.
It would had been better that clark told him the truth about his powers:D
Then lex and clark be real happy and they could have done so much diffrens to the world...:lol:

[rynr1219]

clark- It's still strange to think that him and rickman were once best friends. Think we'll ever end up like that?

Lex- Trust me clark, our friendship is gonna be the stuff of legend

[jjsmallvillelvr]

clark- It's still strange to think that him and rickman were once best friends. Think we'll ever end up like that?

Lex- Trust me clark, our friendship is gonna be the stuff of legend
legends, yes, friendship, not so much...

[ColdPlay3r]

100% lois

[jjsmallvillelvr]

do u have any fav lois quotes coldplay3r?

[Bre723]

"you call sleeping with me business? I'de hate to think of what that makes you."
oh Lex,lol.

[borednow]

Lois: You know, there's something cathartic about telling a three-star general to go to hell.

Lana: It's just, um... okay, what would you do if you thought you knew someone really well, and it turns out that there's, um... there's this...whole other side to them?
Lois: Well, that depends -- are we in arms-dealer territory, or are we talking "The Crying Game"?

Lois: I know you have this whole hero-worship thing with the guy but face it, Clark is no different than any other red-blooded male. His brain, it's not his commanding officer.

Clark: I'm asking you nicely, step aside.
Lois: Look, I didn't wanna have to do this but If necessary, I'm gonna have to take you down.

Lois: It's amazing what a short skirt and the ability to rhyme will get ya. Oh, advanced chem. How many cheerleaders does it take to draw a double helix?

Chloe: Sheriff Adams was just here, and she spent a lot of time focusing on the "attacked inside a locker room" scenario.
Lois: And the name Alicia Baker came up more than once in a bunny boiler kind of way.
Clark: Alicia didn't do this. Ever since her release from Belle Reve, she's been wearing a lead bracelet. It prevents her from using her abilities.
Lois: And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here

Lois: Look, I know we've had our disagreements in the past. And I will be the first to admit that I've made it my own little hobby to bust your chops.
Clark: I'm used to it. Besides, I know I haven't been the most gracious host.
Lois: Look, I just want you to know, Clark, that when I'm sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand up on that stage in front of all those people, I'm gonna be looking up at you and thinking one thing.
Clark: What's that?
Lois: Please, God, don't let him trip.

Lois: You're a cub scout out here, soldier. Where's your den mother? Baking brownies?

Lois: Human resources is gonna be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like...the brawny lumberjack.

Lois: So... what do you see yourself as?
Clark: I don't know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one.

Lois: Please tell me we weren't just set up.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I'm the halibut.
Lois: Naturally.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

LOL! great Lois quotes Borednow! hehe!

[borednow]

Thanks! There is no snark like Lois snark!

[9-SOSIHTWB]

Lois has the best lines!!!!!!!!!
I liked the scene from Bloodline when she was telling Clark she got a raise!!!

[inTWelligent]

lex has awesome quotes. my favorite from the show is:
Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds


so good.



"I was raised in your shadow. Now you're going to die in mine." - Lex Luthor

ooh, chills!



Lex: I am the villain of the story.

more chills!



Clark: Hey Dad!
Jonathan: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me? (holds up bra)
Martha: Where did that come from?
Jonathan: From out in the barn. In the hay.
Martha: Clark...
Clark: It was magic.
Martha: I'm sure it was...


win.

there's a line at the beginning of season 2 (phoenix?) when lex returns and talks to lionel. lionel says he searched half the world looking for lex, who replies,
"must've picked the wrong half."

lex and lionel definitely have the best lines.

[lifelovedestiny]

I have to vote for Lois. She always seems to know what to say to bring in some comic relief, whether it's good or bad.

But I do want to say that Oliver and Jimmy have funny lines too, they come in a close second.

[doubtless]

Gotta give it up to Lois, for funniest lines.

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Lois's lines are without a doubt the best!!!!!

Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
Clark (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): Maybe I'm allergic to you.

Clark Kent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.
Jeweler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507082/): Is there a certain piece that you would like to see?
Lois Lane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1570568/): Well... How about this one, Pumpkin?
Clark Kent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919991/): Anything you want, Muffin.

They are funny:rotfl:
Especially in committed how they said the pet names was so funny my fave ep from season 8:lol:

[borednow]

I love the ramp up on the pet names. Pumpkin, Muffin, Poodle...

[jjsmallvillelvr]

alicia and clark enter talon while lois and chloe are singing...
Lois: First he married the gurl, now he dates her!
Chloe: That was subtly lois...good

[AgentChaos]

Definitely Chloe. I much prefer her Chloe-speak to Lois' over the top innuendo.

[Khyla]

Well I don't think anything could be funnier than Lois' line:

"There was a time when I would kill for an Obit!"

(she was of course referring to an Obituary assignment.)

What's funny about her lines is she isn't aware of how funny they are.


However I prefer Chloe's rather "literary" quips, and tongue-in-cheek one-liners.

[Kryppy]

Funniest? Chloe

Best? Jonathan and Lex.

[virginie]

Lois of course!! i love the awkward discussion when she talk about feelings to someone!!:D

[LoveHurts38]

Lois and Lex

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Lois: You know, there's something cathartic about telling a three-star general to go to hell.

Lana: It's just, um... okay, what would you do if you thought you knew someone really well, and it turns out that there's, um... there's this...whole other side to them?
Lois: Well, that depends -- are we in arms-dealer territory, or are we talking "The Crying Game"?

Lois: I know you have this whole hero-worship thing with the guy but face it, Clark is no different than any other red-blooded male. His brain, it's not his commanding officer.

Clark: I'm asking you nicely, step aside.
Lois: Look, I didn't wanna have to do this but If necessary, I'm gonna have to take you down.

Lois: It's amazing what a short skirt and the ability to rhyme will get ya. Oh, advanced chem. How many cheerleaders does it take to draw a double helix?

Chloe: Sheriff Adams was just here, and she spent a lot of time focusing on the "attacked inside a locker room" scenario.
Lois: And the name Alicia Baker came up more than once in a bunny boiler kind of way.
Clark: Alicia didn't do this. Ever since her release from Belle Reve, she's been wearing a lead bracelet. It prevents her from using her abilities.
Lois: And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here

Lois: Look, I know we've had our disagreements in the past. And I will be the first to admit that I've made it my own little hobby to bust your chops.
Clark: I'm used to it. Besides, I know I haven't been the most gracious host.
Lois: Look, I just want you to know, Clark, that when I'm sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand up on that stage in front of all those people, I'm gonna be looking up at you and thinking one thing.
Clark: What's that?
Lois: Please, God, don't let him trip.

Lois: You're a cub scout out here, soldier. Where's your den mother? Baking brownies?

Lois: Human resources is gonna be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like...the brawny lumberjack.

Lois: So... what do you see yourself as?
Clark: I don't know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one.

Lois: Please tell me we weren't just set up.
Clark: Looks like it.
Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
Clark: I take it I'm the halibut.
Lois: Naturally.

All my favorites**Hearts**

Episode Lucy:

Lois to Clark " So we are friends now?"...

[red_sun1938]

Lex had the best lines by far. Funny, witty and creepy all at the same time.

[zorasuperman]

lois by farrrr

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Clark: I perfer the term intergalactic traveler.

:D

Previous it was Lionel, Lex, Clark, Lois & Chloe that got the best quotes.

Now it's just Clois :D

[RedKalEL]

some of favorite funny lines are

Clark as lionel in transfernce "He dropped something lex... a knife"

Lionel- "Those damn treehuggers!"

A.C.: "Yea we know bro!"

jonathan- burps in lex's face "I'm gonna take a nap"

Clark- "Oh that's great chloe a picture of you and lana having a good time!"

Clark- "Welcome to the love fest"

Lois-"That sounds... totally retarted"

[Alania]

Clarkie has no votes??! Guess he's not funny at all.:p Anyway, Lois has the best ones; they're funny, sometimes sarcastic, witty, not to mention the quick tongue.

[jpfort1957]

Originally Posted by Smalvil1 http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4100372#post4100372)
lex has awesome quotes. my favorite from the show is:
Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds


I forgot about this one!!!!!!!!!! I sould have voted for Lex!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Clark have to be on drugs, to be on drugs :lol:

Chloe in Red.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

*bump*

[SupermanRox]

Well if you are asking for this season I would say Lois but overall it is a tie between Lex and Lois. Lex has a pretty sharp wit about him that is undeniable. I love Lex and I miss him! He is so good at being bad.

[clois-destiny-forever]

Lois has great lines!

[MetroGirl06]

Lionel had great lines as well as Lex. But I voted Lois cuz she makes me laugh!

[RaniaLovesClois]

1.Lois
2.Chloe
3.Lex
4.Lionel

[Diego*Chloe]

Chloe: "maybe there are some reporter genes behind those baby blue eyes after all" LOL and Lois ;)

[SGuthrie27]

CHLOE!!!!!!!!! (Closely followed by Lex, Lionel, and Lois). I'm sensing a pattern with the voting, here.

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[justice league]

lois has the funniest chloe has the smartest and jimmy has the weirdest

[Bizarrolover]

Right now, Lois. Lionel used to have the best lines, there was a time when Chloe's lines were great too, but now the show is so full of metaphores that the dialogue is becoming weird.

[AgentChaos]

I feel like the writers try wwaaayy too hard now to try and make Chloe's lines witty and cool.

I could say the same about a lot of Lois' dialogue. The first scene at the DP in Instinct comes to mind. Way too many metaphors put in.

[simplemath]

I could say the same about a lot of Lois' dialogue. The first scene at the DP in Instinct comes to mind. Way too many metaphors put in.

Agreed

But i think the ones who had the best lines were lionel and lex
I voted for lionel because the one in commencement i still remember
"You know, for a woman without of heart she seems to have a lot of blood"

[Pink Hurricane]

In my opinion Chloe used to have them, but now Lois does.

[amalie]

Lex and Lois get some great lines, they're always the most memorable for me, Lionel's were usually pretty great too.

[Supsfan]

I have to go with Lois, I love whenever she blurts out what's on her mind

[justice league]

i have noticed that smallville has many funny quotes. Now you can write them down here i will start of
Lois (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Lois_Lane): I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one I went to see, told me I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Clana Kent]

Lois: This is me laughing hysterically.
Grant: Is the Jello really that bad?
Lois: Hmm... gut-wrenching laughter.

[justice league]

jimmy: Lois was all alone, and... then it hit me. Lois and Clark.
chloe: Lois and Clark?
jimmy: You gotta admit, they got chemistry.
chloe: So do nitro glycerin and peroxide but you don't hear me suggesting we put them together

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Clark (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Clark_Kent): You don't understand. Lois (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Lois_Lane): What's not to understand; you were pulling a nine and half weeks in the elevator! I mean it may not get you a membership in the mile-a-high club but hey, you gotta start somewhere. Clark (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Clark_Kent): Just calm down! Lois (http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Lois_Lane): I am calm! I am perfectly calm! [jabbing at Clark's chest] Why wouldn't I be calm? Dial down the ego, Smallville, I don't care what you do with your love life!

[Clana Kent]

Chloe: Jimmy, there's something I have to share with you. I always imagined this playing out to a sad Kelly Clarkson song, not some "Jingle Bells" Muzak.

The best quote ever :lol:

[Clana Kent]

Clark, Lana, Chloe, Lois and Kara :)

[zodiscoming12345]

Jonathan holds up bra.

Martha: Clark.

Clark: It was magic.

Martha: I'm sure it was.

[Night_Hawk90]

Lionel Luthor "Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn’t understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world’s greatest civilizations."

[costas22]

"For a woman with no heart,Jenevieve Teague certainly had a lot of blood"!

The brilliant Lionel Luthor.

[ChlarkerFan]

I voted for Lana because she doesn't have much votes! lol I er, think she had good lines once upon a time...didn't she? hehe...other than that chloe has the smart witty lines and Lois has the sarcastic funny ones. Clark has some good ones too and way back when Lex and Lionel had a few memorable lines too. :)

[Pantalaimon]

"And I wish I had a ponytail. Disappointment abounds."

Nuf said.

[costas22]

Chloe is the queen of the superquick lines.But for me it's Lionel followed closely by Lex."I must admit Clark.This is a big step up from the barn"!

[marcella]

Lois, Lionel and Lex

[Chlollie]

Chloe.

[Micheal Moon]

Chloe definately! She's always so witty and funny but smart at the same. I love people with smart humour! :D
However she's not without her serious and/or heartwarming lines! ;)

However I'm also a big fan of Lex's and Olivers lines!
Lex is very poetic and creative with the way he talks and Oliver is just hilarious! :lol:

Chloe is witty, but I think the writers need to tone it down at times. I mean in the most tense life or death situations, she's still sometimes cracking one liners, it gets too much at times IMO.

That being said I think Chloe, Lois and in particular Lionel and Lex had the best lines.

The scenes between Lionel and Lex were legendary. My favourite scenes in the whole show ever.

[costas22]

Chloe has the funky quick lines but Lois is the funniest i feel.

[Night_Hawk90]

Lionel Luthor: Lex, have I done anything in the recent past to offend you?

Lex Luthor: There are so many ways I could answer that.

[emc3015]

1. Lionel
2. Lex
3. Sheriff Adams

[moviefan2k4]

I don't remember which episode it was in, but this was always one of my favorite exchanges...

Dominic: "Your father is very disappointed."

Lex: "My father's disappointment is perennial; only the circumstances change. What do you want, Dominic?"

:lol:

[terri7015]

Lois

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Jor-El

[amalie]

Lois has the funniest and her delivery's perfect.

[ccs1986]

what is your all time smallville favourite quotes?

one of mine is when clark confronts lionel about lana marrying lex.... " if i find out you had anything to do with lana marrying lex.... the gloves will come off...how do you like that option?" with his serious face on too, that cracks me up everytime i see it.

[IHeartClois]

I have many favorites but gotta say WORST quote has to be:

Everytime Clark says "Lana!"

Its the only time that Tom Welling's usually sexy voice sounds annoying as hell. Plus he doesnt say Lois nearly as much so that pisses me off too...heh

[SGuthrie27]

My favorite quotes are usually by Chloe, because she's got the best snarky lines of the show. Some of the lines that I think are the funniest and coolest are listed below:

Lois: "Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!"
Chloe: "How wonderfully morbid."
--Hex

Chloe: "You know, Clark, maybe you can have your cape and wear it, too. Say that Clark Kent, the unassuming journalist, buttoned up in a starched shirt and tie, but then, when he's playing the hero, he..."
Clark: "Steps out of the shadow into his red and blue, creating two completely separate identities?"
Chloe: "Yeah."
--Infamous

Chloe: "Clark, you know you're bored when you resort to watching a repeat of your breakup."

Lana: "I'm not here to hurt you, Tess. I'm here as your friend."
Tess: "My BFF who tears open my safe with her bare hands and burns all my research. I think you're stretching the definition of "friendship" just a little bit."
--Power (See? At least something good came out of that episode, LOL!)

Chloe: "Clark, things always get messy when you start throwing around the Clark-Lana triangle, and I'm speaking from experience when I say the third point always hurts."
Truer words were never spoken, LOL!

Chloe: "You know I gotta say being at the mercy of modern technology really sucks. I know, I know, I'm happy to be Brainiac-free but, my evil upgrade was really... convenient."
--Bulletproof

Garth Ranzz: "Do you think I can keep this? As a souvenir."
Clark Kent: "Sure."
Garth Ranzz:(holding a baseball) "Can you sign it?"
Rokk Krinn: "Garth, you're acting like a Sub!"
Garth Ranzz: "What? It's for my sister!"
I love it! References to Light Lass AND the Legion of Substitute Heroes! :D
--Legion

Lana: "But maybe Clark Kent and Lana Lang just weren't meant to end up together."
It's about time SOMEBODY said it! ;)
--Bride

Lois: "I don't want to die here, Clark!"
Clark: "All we have to do is keep an eye out for each other, okay. We'll be fine."
Lois: "We're not fine. We're standing on our graves. We're going to die, us together. No more farmhouse, no more Daily Planet!"
Clark: "Listen to me! Listen to me. No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark, all right?"
And I'm not even a Clois shipper!

Oliver: "That still doesn't explain how you're hacking into that crystal, Chloe. It's not hooked up to anything, there's no computer here."
Chloe: "Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so. Stay back."
--Bloodline

Clark: "Oliver, I have no doubt that your parents would be proud of the person you've become. Except for one thing, and it's just a piece of friendly advice. Don't even wear that cape again...It looked ridiculous."
Oliver: "Really? I kind of liked it. Sure helped with the aerodynamics. You should give it a try."
Clark: (chuckling) "Not in this lifetime."
--Identity

Lois: "How about this one, pumpkin?"
Clark: "Anything you want, muffin!"
--Committed

Chloe: "Although, as much as I love the one-on-one time, I gotta say I'm actually surprised Lois unattached you from her hip."
Clark: "What do you mean? Lois and I aren't always together."
Chloe: "Clark, you see her more than I see Jimmy, and we're engaged."
Clark: "What are you trying to say?"
Chloe: "Never mind."
--Toxic

Clark: "I'm Clark Kent."
Davis: "Davis Bloome. I met your fiancée. Clark, congratulations. She's a real catch."
Clark: "I'm getting married?"
Davis: "Well, I thought that-- 'cause I thought you and Chloe were together, and you seemed pretty close. When she said she was engaged..."
Clark: "Chloe's engaged?"
Davis: "Oh, man, okay, my brain's completely gone completely D.O.A. Clark, she said she hadn't told anyone yet. Do me a favor. Don't tell her I said anything."
Clark: "I won't reveal my source."
--Plastique

Lois: "What (in the world) are you doing here?" -paraphrased
Clark: "I heard they had good espresso."
Lois: "You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?"
Clark: "I've been tracking Chloe down. The question is, how did you get here?"
Lois: "Feminine charm."
Clark: "Huh."
Lois: "Yes, I do have some."
Clark: "Great job of protecting your short supply of it."
Lois: "Why don't you give your stand-up a rest and do exactly what I tell you? That way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time."
--Odyssey

Those are my faves from Season 8 so far... I'll pick out ones from previous seasons soon.

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Night_Hawk90]

Lex "It's like the German poet Rilke said - 'a person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship'."



"You know, they dubbed Mussolini a savior...and look what happened to him." - Lionel Luthor

[Jill]

"GET OUT!"
Clark in "Exile" :lol:

I know it's silly but I just love that quote...how he emphasizes it :lol:

[amalie]

Jor-El: I am here for you, as well, my son.
Clark Kent: Thank you... father

[gardenia]

Lex: Clark you have some explaining to do.

[super_j_man]

Lois: Chloe, have you seen Clark?
Chloe: What? Have I seen Clark do what? :lol:

[SGuthrie27]

Okay, time for more of my fave quotes. Let's pull some great Season 7 quotes this time around...

Chloe: (exposes Kara to kryptonite) "Why isn't it working?"
Brainiac-as-Kara: "Check the expiration date?"

Lex: "I must admit, Clark. This is a big step up from the barn."
Clark: "It's not what you think, Lex. You don't understand."
Lex: "For the first time, I think I do. You see, you live among us as a mild-mannered farm boy. But secretly, you're a strange visitor from anther planet, plotting our demise."
Clark: "That's not what I'm doing at all."
Lex: "It's a brilliant disguise, Clark. You don't even need a mask."
Clark: "I'm not your enemy, Lex. I've never done anything to hurt you."
Lex: "You didn't trust me. With everything you had, with everything you could do, did you ever think about what we could have accomplished together? I would have helped you become a hero."
--Arctic

Clark: "Where were you taking it?"
Jimmy: "Oh, I guess you didn't get the memo that says, "Why should I tell you?" (Clark slams him into the shelves.) That's a good answer."
--Apocalypse

Chloe: (to Clark) "You do realize that your greatest superpower is your ability to win me over with just one look, no matter how ridiculous you sound, right?"

Chloe: "You know, having a gang of superheroes is great in theory, but no one ever considers the shipping costs."
--Sleeper

Lionel: (voiceover of message to Clark) "In my lifetime, I have known many famous and powerful men: presidents, sultans, kings, and I believed that I was superior to them all. But I've come to know the truth, Kal-El. My greatest accomplishment is that I have dedicated myself to protecting your life and serving you. For that I am grateful."

Lex: "The truth is, our dads were alike in another way. See, they both felt that you were the kind of son a father could be proud of."
Clark: "They would've felt the same way about you, if you would've tried. What happened to you?"
Lex: "I did try Clark. In fact, when we first met, you inspired me. All I wanted was to be your friend but... you turned your back on me."
Clark: "So you're the person you are today, because of me? I tried to be your friend Lex. But all you care about is power and control."
Lex: "This is Smallville! Meteor freaks, alien ships, cryptic symbols. These threats are real. Someone has to take control. Someone has to protect the world."
--Descent

Chloe: "If it means saving Clark, I'd climb Mt. Everest."

Chloe: (to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude) "Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!"
--Traveler

Clark: "If he ingests anymore kryptonite... we both know what happens to people."
Chloe: "Present company on stand-by."
--Hero

Clark: "Speaking of heartbeats, you didn't have one for over 18 hours."
Chloe: "I was hoping we could skip the lecture and go straight to the "welcome back" dinner. I'm starving."
Clark: "It's 15 hours longer than the last time, Chloe. I've been sitting here, literally, trying to think about what to say at your funeral."
Chloe: "Well, let's both be glad that I'm alive, 'cause I know how much you hate giving speeches."
--Fracture

Clark: "His missions are dangerous! And the fact he's taking you with him--"
Chloe: "No-no-no, it was just internet interception... that ended up having a vicious ninja lady attached to it who chased me onto the roof and then almost beheaded me and went rappelling over the side of the building. Which, I've got to admit, was really smokin' cool."

Lionel: "I, uh, I've been calling the farm but no one answers. It's as if the place has been abandoned."
Lana: "Or we have Caller ID."

Oliver: "The whole jumping to conclusions thing before you get the full story? How's that working out for you?"
Lois: "Huge time-saver."

Clark: (referring to Lois) "Maybe she'll get use to the whole dual identity thing someday."
Oliver: "Yeah like when? When the Earth cracks open and time ticks backwards? I don't think so."
--Siren

Bizarro: "Are you telling me the truth?"
Brainiac: "Lying to you would be like lying to a mollusk. There's no point."
Bizarro: (laughs sarcastically) "If this doesn't check out, I'll shove you back into the test tube myself."
--Persona

Chloe: (after finding the bomb) "Oh wow. I have the worst Secret Santa ever."

Lex: "You're no longer writing my exposé."
Lois: "Nuh-uh. You'll have to take that up with my boss."
Lex: "I am your boss. Merry Christmas, Lois. I just bought the Daily Planet."
--Gemini

Lois: "What genius invented the keyboard? I mean, how hard would it have been to put the letters in alphabetical order?"

Chloe: "Hey! Hey! Hey! I know the blue K is seriously cramping your style, but you don't have to grind your finger off!"
Clark: "Chloe, I don't know what else to do. It's unbreakable."
Chloe: "Okay, look, considering what all the other flavors of kryptonite do, being normal may not be such a bad thing."

Clark: "This is why I need you to give me a ride. I need to get this ring off my finger and get to the Fortress."
Chloe: "Look Clark, my Yaris gets awesome milage, but I seriously doubt it'll get us all the way to the North Pole."
--Blue

Chloe: (after Lana accidentally rips the refrigerator handle off) "Whoa, someone's been eating their Wheaties."

Clark: "Chloe do you know what it feels like to wonder if someone close to you... isn't who you think?"
Chloe: "Did you really just ask me that question?"

Chloe: "In textbook talk, Isis is the goddess of love, and life, and healing. She even marched to the ends of the earth to help jump-start the man she loved. I want Clark to have that kind of loyalty in his life, but I'm just not sure it's from you."
Lana: "I would do anything for Clark."
Chloe: "Even kill. What a lucky guy. What the textbook left out is that Isis is also the goddess of the underworld. She's responsible for bringing the great god Ra to his knees."
Lana: "You believe that I would do that to Clark."
Chloe: "Not intentionally, but I realize now that you're capable of it. You should just know that I'm not gonna let that happen."
--Wrath

Chloe: "Look, I know how this is gonna sound coming from me, but you and Kara are from different worlds. Just be careful, okay?"
Jimmy: "Chloe, Kara is from Minnesota. It's not like she's from another planet."

Lionel: "Can't I take an interest in my son's well-being?"
Lex: "Oh, and which son is that? You spend as much time protecting Clark as you do pushing me away. Exactly whose father are you?"
Lionel: "I wish I could say yours and be proud. Your treatment of Lana..."
Lex: "C'mon, dad. I learned from watching you with Mom. I was just... being a Luthor."
--Lara

More soon to come!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[SGuthrie27]

Finishing off season 7...

Rachel: "I've only seen love like that once in my life."
Lana: "What happened?"
Rachel: "The director yelled 'Cut.'"

Clark: "The fan stalking Rachel must have seen me catch that bullet. He's the only one who knew that it was real. Now he thinks I'm a superhero."
Chloe: "Oh, my (gosh), Clark! This guy's blog gets, like, 10,000 hits a day. One post, and all of sudden you're everyone's Wonder Boy."
Clark: "Can you track this Warrior Angel comic to its owner?"
Chloe: "I'd be a pretty lame sidekick if I couldn't."
--Action

Chloe: (to Clark) "You know, you're gonna have to hang a bell around your neck or something so I can at least hear when you're coming."

Jimmy: "I used to sit in the backyard and try to pick up Martian signals on my dad's ham radio."
Kara: "Umm, Martians use infrared, silly."
--Cure

Chloe: "How much blunt trauma do you think a stapler to the back of the head would cause?"

Clark: "Then why wouldn't you tell me?"
Kara: "Hmm, where do you want me to start? Your patronizing watermelon tutorials, your reprimands, or your general disinterest in everything I've done since I've shown up?" LOL, "patronizing watermelon tutorials!" :D
--Fierce

Bizarro: "Man, how can a guy miss what's been right in front of him all this time?"
Lois: "Slow down there, tiger. A little personal-space breach."
Bizarro: "Come on, I know you're looking for a guy who doesn't play by the rules."
Lois: "And on what planet is that you, Smallville?"
Bizarro: "Whatever planet you want me to take you to."
Nice pick-up line there, Clark clone!
--Bizarro

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

----- Added 20 Minutes later -----

I'm on a roll today! How about a little Season 6 for an after-lunch snack? ;)

Lex: "As hard as it is for you to believe, Lana actually loves me."
Lionel: "Oh, you know so little about women, Lex."
--Phantom

Lionel: "It's surprising, Clark, what people will do when they, uh, feel they have no other options."
Clark: "If I find out that you had anything to do with Lana marrying Lex, the gloves will come off. How do you like that option?"

Lana: "Lex, I'm sorry. There is no excuse. My curiosity got the best of me."
Lex: "You're not a cat, Lana. Don't skulk around like one."
LOL, that line struck me as hilarious for some reason...
--Prototype

Clark: "You're holding back something from me, aren't you? Chloe, I can't believe you'd lie to me!"
Chloe: "I can't believe you didn't hear the deafening irony in that statement."

Chloe: "When did you learn to do that?"
Jimmy: "Some girls go for sports cars. I figure you're more of a lock-picking kind of girl."
--Noir

Chloe: (leaving a voicemail) "Hey, Clark, it's me. Again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend... even though I was never... your girlfriend... it was just an analogy, a bad one. I'm sorry, this is awkward... okay call me. Bye."
--Nemesis

Jimmy: "If you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree and that... ain't no lie!"
*chuckles* Oh, Jimmy... you're always good for a laugh when you're trying to be threatening.
--Trespass

Clark: (to Chloe) "You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad, all in one sentence."

Clark: "Welcome to the love-fest."
Lois: "Yeah, and me without my Uzi."

Chloe: "What are you doing? We were supposed to take Clark out tonight, remember?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, well, Lois was out alone, and then it hit me; Lois, and Clark."
Chloe: "Lois and Clark?!"
Jimmy: "You got to admit, they got chemistry."
Chloe: "Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together."

Lois: "Please tell me we weren't just set up."
Clark: "Looks like it."
Lois: "Us? That's like...hot fudge and halibut."
Clark: "I take it I'm the halibut."
Lois: "Naturally."

Lex: "So I have this dilemma: I can’t decide between Stegosaurus or Mr. Duck."
So incredibly random...
--Crimson (the episode of a bajillion one-liners)

Chloe: "Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! (Gosh)! You had that coming, you know?
Clark: "For the record, I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet"."

Clark: "Lois, you're like a pit bull on a pant leg, you're never gonna let this go until you know for sure."
Lois: "I hate that you know me like that. But I can't just pull a "Lois" and ambush him. What if I'm wrong?"
--Hydro

Jimmy: "You play hoops? (Clark nods uncertainly) Great, cool, then we will go, uh, you know, go play a little one-on-one, and just leave it out on the court. 'Cause... I'm your bro, not your foe. Ring that bell. There it is."

Lana: "Chloe... I'm pregnant."
Chloe: "... Okay."
It wasn't really a funny scene, but the reaction was pretty priceless.
--Rage

Chloe: (referring to photograph of Baern's crash site) "Local authorities determined that it was made by a shooting star. But that was just wishful thinking. (Chloe gets a look from Clark) Sorry."
--Fallout

Clark: "Zoners?"
Chloe: "'Escaped super-criminals from the Phantom Zone' is a little bit of a mouthful."

Clark: "You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."
Lois: "That is... totally retarded."
--Reunion

Chloe: "So how'd you let this guy slip through your fingers."
Clark: "This Green Arrow bandit has a lot of gadgets."
Chloe: "Gadgets, against the man of steel?"
Clark: "He's good, all right?"
Chloe: "Fine. Backing off..."
--Arrow

Chloe: "Okay, call me the advocate of the devil, Clark, but don't you think pointing the pitchfork at Lex is a little bit of a stretch?"
Clark: "He had his hands on the Kryptonian ship. He was possessed by Zod. He nearly destroyed this planet. If the horns fit..."
--Wither

Lois: "Ah-oh, does Clarkie have the shniffles?"

Clark: "Chloe, I um, I sneezed."
Chloe: "And?"
Clark: "And? Chloe, that's not normal."
Chloe: "Well nothing with you is exactly normal but I wouldn't call sneezing today's headline."
Clark: "No, you don't understand! I... I-A-A"
Chloe: "You what? Jeez, grab a tissue and get over it."
Clark: "ACHOO!!!!"

Chloe: "I never thought I'd utter these words, but you don't look so hot."
Clark: "I don't feel so hot."

Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can."
Clark: "That's a steel door. It's not a birthday cake."
Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down."
--Sneeze (another episode of a bazillion goofy lines)

Stay tuned for more of my favorite lines from Smallville!!!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Sandraangel86]

Finishing off season 7...

Rachel: "I've only seen love like that once in my life."
Lana: "What happened?"
Rachel: "The director yelled 'Cut.'"

Clark: "The fan stalking Rachel must have seen me catch that bullet. He's the only one who knew that it was real. Now he thinks I'm a superhero."
Chloe: "Oh, my (gosh), Clark! This guy's blog gets, like, 10,000 hits a day. One post, and all of sudden you're everyone's Wonder Boy."
Clark: "Can you track this Warrior Angel comic to its owner?"
Chloe: "I'd be a pretty lame sidekick if I couldn't."
--Action

Chloe: (to Clark) "You know, you're gonna have to hang a bell around your neck or something so I can at least hear when you're coming."

Jimmy: "I used to sit in the backyard and try to pick up Martian signals on my dad's ham radio."
Kara: "Umm, Martians use infrared, silly."
--Cure

Chloe: "How much blunt trauma do you think a stapler to the back of the head would cause?"

Clark: "Then why wouldn't you tell me?"
Kara: "Hmm, where do you want me to start? Your patronizing watermelon tutorials, your reprimands, or your general disinterest in everything I've done since I've shown up?" LOL, "patronizing watermelon tutorials!" :D
--Fierce

Bizarro: "Man, how can a guy miss what's been right in front of him all this time?"
Lois: "Slow down there, tiger. A little personal-space breach."
Bizarro: "Come on, I know you're looking for a guy who doesn't play by the rules."
Lois: "And on what planet is that you, Smallville?"
Bizarro: "Whatever planet you want me to take you to."
Nice pick-up line there, Clark clone!
--Bizarro

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

----- Added 20 Minutes later -----

I'm on a roll today! How about a little Season 6 for an after-lunch snack? ;)

Lex: "As hard as it is for you to believe, Lana actually loves me."
Lionel: "Oh, you know so little about women, Lex."
--Phantom

Lionel: "It's surprising, Clark, what people will do when they, uh, feel they have no other options."
Clark: "If I find out that you had anything to do with Lana marrying Lex, the gloves will come off. How do you like that option?"

Lana: "Lex, I'm sorry. There is no excuse. My curiosity got the best of me."
Lex: "You're not a cat, Lana. Don't skulk around like one."
LOL, that line struck me as hilarious for some reason...
--Prototype

Clark: "You're holding back something from me, aren't you? Chloe, I can't believe you'd lie to me!"
Chloe: "I can't believe you didn't hear the deafening irony in that statement."

Chloe: "When did you learn to do that?"
Jimmy: "Some girls go for sports cars. I figure you're more of a lock-picking kind of girl."
--Noir

Chloe: (leaving a voicemail) "Hey, Clark, it's me. Again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend... even though I was never... your girlfriend... it was just an analogy, a bad one. I'm sorry, this is awkward... okay call me. Bye."
--Nemesis

Jimmy: "If you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree and that... ain't no lie!"
*chuckles* Oh, Jimmy... you're always good for a laugh when you're trying to be threatening.
--Trespass

Clark: (to Chloe) "You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad, all in one sentence."

Clark: "Welcome to the love-fest."
Lois: "Yeah, and me without my Uzi."

Chloe: "What are you doing? We were supposed to take Clark out tonight, remember?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, well, Lois was out alone, and then it hit me; Lois, and Clark."
Chloe: "Lois and Clark?!"
Jimmy: "You got to admit, they got chemistry."
Chloe: "Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together."

Lois: "Please tell me we weren't just set up."
Clark: "Looks like it."
Lois: "Us? That's like...hot fudge and halibut."
Clark: "I take it I'm the halibut."
Lois: "Naturally."

Lex: "So I have this dilemma: I can’t decide between Stegosaurus or Mr. Duck."
So incredibly random...
--Crimson (the episode of a bajillion one-liners)

Chloe: "Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! (Gosh)! You had that coming, you know?
Clark: "For the record, I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet"."

Clark: "Lois, you're like a pit bull on a pant leg, you're never gonna let this go until you know for sure."
Lois: "I hate that you know me like that. But I can't just pull a "Lois" and ambush him. What if I'm wrong?"
--Hydro

Jimmy: "You play hoops? (Clark nods uncertainly) Great, cool, then we will go, uh, you know, go play a little one-on-one, and just leave it out on the court. 'Cause... I'm your bro, not your foe. Ring that bell. There it is."

Lana: "Chloe... I'm pregnant."
Chloe: "... Okay."
It wasn't really a funny scene, but the reaction was pretty priceless.
--Rage

Chloe: (referring to photograph of Baern's crash site) "Local authorities determined that it was made by a shooting star. But that was just wishful thinking. (Chloe gets a look from Clark) Sorry."
--Fallout

Clark: "Zoners?"
Chloe: "'Escaped super-criminals from the Phantom Zone' is a little bit of a mouthful."

Clark: "You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets."
Lois: "That is... totally retarded."
--Reunion

Chloe: "So how'd you let this guy slip through your fingers."
Clark: "This Green Arrow bandit has a lot of gadgets."
Chloe: "Gadgets, against the man of steel?"
Clark: "He's good, all right?"
Chloe: "Fine. Backing off..."
--Arrow

Chloe: "Okay, call me the advocate of the devil, Clark, but don't you think pointing the pitchfork at Lex is a little bit of a stretch?"
Clark: "He had his hands on the Kryptonian ship. He was possessed by Zod. He nearly destroyed this planet. If the horns fit..."
--Wither

Lois: "Ah-oh, does Clarkie have the shniffles?"

Clark: "Chloe, I um, I sneezed."
Chloe: "And?"
Clark: "And? Chloe, that's not normal."
Chloe: "Well nothing with you is exactly normal but I wouldn't call sneezing today's headline."
Clark: "No, you don't understand! I... I-A-A"
Chloe: "You what? Jeez, grab a tissue and get over it."
Clark: "ACHOO!!!!"

Chloe: "I never thought I'd utter these words, but you don't look so hot."
Clark: "I don't feel so hot."

Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can."
Clark: "That's a steel door. It's not a birthday cake."
Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down."
--Sneeze (another episode of a bazillion goofy lines)

Stay tuned for more of my favorite lines from Smallville!!!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

I really love your quotes :lol:

[SGuthrie27]

Thanks, Sandra! It just goes to show how many funny one-liners there are on Smallville... especially coming from Chloe and Lois! And just because you like 'em, here's some more -- from Season 5!!!

Chloe: "The entire city is shutting down. I mean, it's like 'Y2K' on acid."

Chloe: "Clark... I don't know if I'm ever going to see you again..." *smooch*
*sigh* Classic Chlarky goodness...

Lex: "You tried to warn me about Fine, but I didn't listen."
Lionel: "You never have. No matter what I've given you, the things you've always wanted were beyond your grasp. This time you've overreached yourself."
Lex: "Did you come out here to lecture me or to help me?"
Lionel: "It's too late to do either, isn't it? You made a deal with the devil. He always comes to collect."
--Vessel

Chloe: "Look, and Lois even made her world famous rum cake for you."
Lois: "From scratch."
Clark: "Oh. I never would've guessed."
Chloe: You should've seen the first two."

Chloe: "Wait, Clark! The alarm. I cloned the transponder from Lionel's keyboard so we could override the digital sci-fi."
Clark: "Whoa."
Chloe: "I need a night life."

Clark: "Look for anything my dad might be warning me about."
Chloe: "I can't exactly search for a file named 'My Evil Scheme.'"

Chloe: "Yeah, I have plans this weekend, so if we could protect Smallville from the wrath of Krypton's deadliest villain, that would be great."
--Oracle

Martha: "So, how are you? Clark told me what happened."
Lois: "Me? I'm fine. Getting swept off my feet by a notorious hitman is my way of living la vida loca."

Graham: "So, where's the plasma?"
Lois: "So, you're the one who sent over all the high-tech booty. You know, I was gonna keep it, but Mr. I-can't-take-candy-from-strangers took everything back this morning."
Graham: "That's odd."
Lois: That's Clark Kent."

Clark: "I guess this a bad time to ask for a favor?"
Chloe: "Are you kidding me? The amount of times you saved my butt you can pull a coin from the favor bank anytime you need. What's up?"
Clark: "Somebody sent me a 50-inch plasma with all the bells and whistles -- forgot to sign the gift card."
Chloe: "Clark, that's not a problem. That's winning the Trifecta. When's movie night?"
Clark: "Never. I sent it all back."
Chloe: "No, you didn't!"
--Fade

Lex: "I may not like you very much, dad, but you're a valuable asset to LuthorCorp. Killing you would hurt the bottom line."
Lionel: "Your concern is truly touching."

Clark: "No. It's too risky."
Chloe: "Oh, and waiting for Darth Luthor to hatch his evil plan isn't?"
--Mercy

Clark: "And this is the world famous Kent Barn!"
Clark, don't quit your day job to become a tour guide. ;)
--Fragile


Chloe: "You haven't talked to her, have you?"
Clark: "No."
Chloe: "What are you waiting for? I mean, she knows you were hypnotized. And besides, every single one of us has gone through some sort of an identity crisis at one point or another. It's like a rite of passage in Smallville."

Chloe: "Oh my (gosh)! I just knocked out Martha Kent."
Lois: "Hello? The woman was about to wallpaper her living room with my brain matter."
--Hypnotic

Clark: "She said she hit you full on and you're not even hurt. How'd you manage that?"
Victor: "Milk - does a body good."

Victor: "How do you know what’s in me? What about that wall I tossed you into– how come you’re not even hurt?"
Clark: "You’re not the only one who drinks a lot of milk."
I love super-hero banter!
--Cyborg

Clark: "Lois, you don't know what goes on in there. I mean do you really want Lex and his doctors getting inside Chloe's head?"
Lois: "If it makes her feel better, I don't care if Daffy Duck whacks her over the head with a mallet!"
Chloe: "You guys, I'm drugged, not deaf."

Clark: "How's she holding up?"
Lana: "She's ok, considering that she was possessed and almost chopped up by a psychotic orderly."
--Tomb

Clark: "Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you. I told Lana everything."
Martha: "What?"
Clark: "Right before I proposed to her, in the Fortress."
From Mr. Clark Kent, master of putting things gently, LOL!

Clark: "I've lived this day before, I kinda went back through time."
Chloe: "Great! What did you do? Spin the Earth backwards on its axis?"
--Reckoning

Chloe: "Clark! Can you at least put on the brakes before you tornado my homework?"
Clark: "Sorry."

Lex: "D'you think I'd look better with hair?"
Lana: "Um, I don't know. I've never thought about it."
Lex: "Oh, I have. I've thought about a lot of things ... Clark has really nice hair."
Lana: "Yeah. Yeah, I guess he does."
Lex: "Does Clark know?"
Lana: "That he has nice hair?"
Lex: "How lucky he is."

Chloe: "Sorry, Clark, but I don't have a super speed mode. Get out of here. But I am the slickest blonde you'll ever meet."
--Lockdown

Clark: "Chloe, this isn't Toys for Tots, this is Toys "Я" Us. How many are there?"
Chloe: "Aaaah, couple thousand, give or take."

Little Girl: "You're not Santa Claus."
Clark Kent: "Yes I am. I'm, uh... I'm the new improved model."
--Lexmas

Lana: "I should have known you'd pull something like this! You can't stand to see us together, can you?!"
Lex: "I think this is the part where I usually say, 'Lana, what are you talking about?'"
--Splinter

Chloe: (to Clark over phone) "Well, I'm pulling up some information for a story I'm working on and I think there's a lot more going on at that sorority than just pedicures and pillow fights. I think you better get over he--" (Clark super-speeds over to where Chloe is.)
Clark: "Hey."
Chloe: "Clark!"
Clark: "What do you got?"
Chloe: "Besides a heart attack?"
--Thirst

Arthur Curry: "Maybe we should start up a Junior Lifeguard Association or something."
Clark: "I'm not sure I'm ready for the JLA quite yet."

Lois: "You know this whole orange and green thing you got going? Looks like Flipper threw up."
--Aqua

Chloe: "I know how much you've dreamt of having a bland, mundane, generic life, but being normal is highly overrated. Besides, it makes my whole sidekick role a lot easier if you can bring super-duper strength to the table."
--Hidden

Clark: "Chloe, where'd you get all this stuff?"
Chloe: "eBay."
Clark: "Is that a flash bang grenade?"

Clark: "Are you sure this is gonna work?"
Chloe: "You got a better plan?"
Clark: "Well, I mean, normally I'd just rip open the door, then superspeed past the surveillance cameras and somehow open the vault or whatever with my... heat vision."
Chloe: "So what you're saying is that now that you're human, you have absolutely no useful skills?"
Clark: "Not so much."

Clark: "I'm goin' in circles!"
Chloe: "No, you're not. It just feels that way because you're in a confined space with no visual markers."
Clark: "This is impossible, it's a million degrees in here!"
Chloe: "Gosh, Clark, I didn't realize super-whining was one of your powers!"
Clark: "Pete was a lot better at pep talks in these situations."
Chloe: "Pete!?"
Clark: (hits his head) "Ow!"
Chloe: "You told Pete your secret?!"
Clark: "I kinda had to-- he saw my ship."
Chloe: "What?! Pete got to see your spaceship?!"
--Mortal

Clark: "How long have you known?"
Chloe: "I guess I've always had my suspicions. The quick exits, the miraculous recoveries, the lame excuses, but when I saw you catch a car like it was a beach ball... that kind of confirmed everything."
--Arrival

More quotes coming your way soon... from your friendly neighborhood,
--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[super_j_man]

Clark: "Pete was a lot better at pep talks in these situations."
Chloe: "Pete!?"
Clark: (hits his head) "Ow!"
Chloe: "You told Pete your secret?!"
Clark: "I kinda had to-- he saw my ship."
Chloe: "What?! Pete got to see your spaceship?!"


:rotfl:

[Sandraangel86]

Wow those are really great. I'm thinking about printing them :D
I loved the one about the Mr. I-can't-take-candy-from-strangers... and lots of others like the one about Pete and that he saw Clarks ship. Thanks for entertaining me like that :)

[SGuthrie27]

LOL, I should use one as a signature in my posts or something, haha. No problem! I'm glad you're enjoying them. And yeah, that Chlark conversation in the air vents in "Mortal" was so hilariously classic.

Now, as we continue the walk down memory lane, enjoy the latest bunch from Season 4!

Lionel: "You know, for a woman without a heart, Genevieve Teague certainly did have a lot of blood."

Lois: "You know, I took this career test in some magazine- it said that my perfect job would be a radio disc jockey."
Clark: "That would make sense- you talk enough. There won't be any dead air."

Chloe: "Because you have a way of getting things done in half the time a normal person gets things done."
Clark: "And I'm not normal?"
Chloe: "No, of course you're normal, Clark. You're as normal as they come."
--Commencement

Chloe: "I found an arrowhead in Evan's Field once, but never a baby."
--Ageless

Chloe: "Clark has amnesia."
Lois: "Again? Well, at least you've got your clothes on this time."

Clark: "Mr. Luthor?"
Lex: "Lex. I'm guessing you don't remember it, but we kinda dropped the formalities the day I ran you off a bridge."

Clark: "Chloe, I need you to be completely honest with me."
Chloe: "Honest, huh?"
Clark: "What'd I do?"
Chloe: You trusted me."
I love the "Oh, SNAP!" look on Clark's face after Chloe delivers that line and waltzes away...
--Blank

Dawn-as-Martha: "So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down low in public?"
Clark: "Mom!"
Lois: "I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?"

Chloe: "Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the senior prom be without a body-snatching prom queen?"
--Spirit

Clark: "Well, there must be way to figure out the timeline."
Chloe: "Yeah, there is. Um, Smallville Medical Center has a surveillance system which, as far as you know, I've never hacked into, because... that would be... wrong."
--Onyx

Lois: "You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you."
Clark: "I guess that explains why we're friends."
Lois: "Oh, we're friends now?"
Clark: "Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't."
--Lucy

Lois: (After she sees the fence has been knocked over by the tractor pulled by Shelby) "What did you do?"
Clark: "What? Oh, I- uh... it must've rolled."
Lois: "Through a fence?"
Clark: "Yeah, weird, huh?"
Lois: "Yeah."
Chloe: "Yeah, weird. But I mean, it happens, you know? The emergency brake must have slipped or something. It's old! You know, it's an old tractor..."
Clark: "It is old!"

Lois: (After she hits Shelby with her car) "You'll be fine. Everything'll be fine. Everyone I've ever hit has been all right."

Clark: "We found this dog..."
Lois: "Actually, I found him... well hit him actually. But not hard, we call him Clarky."
Clark: "We don't call him Clarky."
Lois: "Is it the "y" part you don't like because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing. But hey, maybe you should consider changing your name, you could be Skipper."
--Krypto

Chloe: "I just have a feeling you're destined to do a lot more in this world then just score touchdowns."
Clark: "Chloe, you've been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think I'm destined to do anything?"
Chloe: "Just a hunch..."
--Recruit

Lois: "Chloe, have you seen Clark?"
Chloe: "What? Have I seen Clark do what? Uh, I mean, yeah I've seen him."
The quote's not hilarious, but in the context of when Chloe said it (right after seeing Clark using his powers for the first time) coupled with her facial expression makes it priceless.

Lionel: "Corporate maneuvering doesn't interest me anymore."
Lex: "So, what now, trying to kill me is going to be a full-time job?"
--Unsafe

Chloe: "You don't have to tell me. I know that I gave you my word that I was going to stop all of this prying, but in these last few months, I really got a taste of what it's like to keep my mom's secret, and I've never felt more alone."
Clark: "It's weird when people think they're so close to you but have no idea what you're really going through."
Chloe: "Yeah, I'd hate to live my whole life like this. But after 'fessing up, it's amazing how quickly that feeling of loneliness disappears. I mean, if you can't tell your best friend, who can you tell? Right, Clark?"

Chloe/Madelyn: "Ah, the woods of France. I'd know them anywhere."
Lana/Isobel: "We're in Kansas, Madelyn."
--Spell

Chloe: "It's all right, Clark. You can stay."
Clark: "I thought you had some self-imposed restraining order against me. Does this mean you're talkin' to me again?"
Chloe: "No, this just means that I'm willing to take a chance on getting your Dr. Jekyll side today."

Chloe: (to Clark) "I don't know what it is with you, but no matter how many times I put you in the penalty box, it never sticks!"
--Jinx

Lionel-as-Clark: (holding up the tractor) "Of course. It all makes sense now."
Jonathan: "What's that?"
Lionel-as-Clark: "Oh! It's just ah... boy is it dirty under here!"

Chloe: (to Lionel-in-Clark) "What, was flannel too five minutes ago?"

Edgar Cole: "Is that really you in there, Lionel?"
Lionel-as-Clark: "No, it's the Easter Bunny."

Chloe: "Where are you from?"
Bart: "The future."
Chloe: "Really?"
Bart: "I ran all the way back through time to tell you we're still in love a hundred years from now."
--Run

Lois: "I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farmboy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you."
Clark: "In the future, let's restrict our conversations to hello and goodbye."

Mandy: "Oh, you're so strong!"
Clark: "Y-you're so beautiful."
Lois: "I'm so grossed out."

Lois: "But don't worry, I'll visit."
Clark: "Is that a promise or a threat?"

Clark: "Us?"
Lana: "Yeah, you and Lois."
Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up. She's rude. I can't stand her!"
Lana: "The best ones always start that way."
--Gone

Lois Lane: "Look, I didn't come here fishing for thanks. I think Clark might know something about my cousin Chloe's death."
Martha Kent: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Lois: "Yeah. Were she and Clark ever an item?"
Martha: "Oh, I think for a minute..."
Lois: "It's funny, I never thought she'd fall for the farm boy type."
Martha: "Trust me, that can happen to the best of us."
Lois: "Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week."
Martha: "Clark has many sides."
Lois: "Yeah, I've seen several of them already."

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Sandraangel86]

Nice as always. Thanks :D

[super_j_man]

Chloe: "Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the senior prom be without a body-snatching prom queen?"

Ain't that the truth! :rotfl:

[SGuthrie27]

LOL! Yup... Now, how about some cool Season 3 quotes?

Lex: "Orange is a good color for you, Dad. Although it might get a little old after 25 to life."

Martha: "She killed a man, Jonathan. We have to call the sheriff."
Jonathan: "What are we gonna tell the sheriff, Sweetheart, that a Kryptonian girl vaporized a federal agent?"
Yeah, that might be a tough one to explain to the local law enforcement officials...
--Covenant

Clark: "You sound like Lex. He thinks I'm the reason Lana's leaving."
Pete: "Well, I hate to agree with Uncle Fester, but I don't think Lana's going to Paris just to see the Mona Lisa."
Oh, Pete... you really know how to tell it like it is, LOL!
--Forsaken

Lex: "Summerholt is a highly respected institution."
Lionel: "Respected? Lex, this Garner character operates on the outer fringes of accepted science."
Lex: "Well, then you should feel right at home."
--Memoria

Argh! I'll have to post the rest of the season tomorrow... Good night!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[daxam77]

And I want a pony tail. Disappoint abounds.

[rockyshadow]

Kara: We don't have time to wait for ancient technology. Between the two of us, we can cover more ground. Of course, it would help if you could defy gravity. Explain to me again why you can't fly?

Kara: When there is a choice between killing and finding another way that includes saving them along with everyone else, Clark always chooses the path of keeping them alive. Clark, you are what keeps the world safe.

Pete: If Clark moved any slower he'd be extinct.

Pete: Back here in the twenty-first century, we call that a daydream.

[smallvillefreak24]

lex to genevieve: maybe you and my father should get together and write a parenting book...i bet it'd be a best seller

lionel to lex: judging by the fact that ten minutes ago i lost all feeling in my hands you have a very curious definition of collaboration - forever

lois to clark: don't get stage fright poodle - committed

[Aficionado]

Season 6 - Nemesis

What Mr. Luthor haven't you ever done anything crazy for love?

(not the exact quote but you get my drift) - in the context of what Lex had done to Lana this one was priceless.

----- Added 33 Seconds later -----

Lionel, When you're rich, you're not crazy, you're eccentric.

[Aficionado]

From season one:

Coach to Clark about football: It's in the genes.
Clark: actually I'm adopted (oops)

Clark has just asked Chloe a question about bug boy.
Chloe: Why is someone coming out of the entomology closet?

[Smokethatkryptonite]

Lex for immortal lines like

"If sleeping with me was business I'd hate to think what that make you"

"I heard being a third wheel could be very time consuming"

"And I want a ponytail disappointment abounds"

"I'd question your integrity but your a journalist"

[BigT]

it's weird how lana didn't have an emotional scene expressing how she feels about clark

Very interesting and very true. Ha! Another reason why they're so wrong for each other. :p :rotfl:

[sashabdx]

It is too bad that this poll started before Ollie joined the cast. I have always thought that he consistently gets the best one-liners. He's like Mercutio: perfect comic relief.

Lois gets a few zingers as well.

[Nanda Lane]

"Stop gawking and prosper" :D

[tmchale1970]

i know this was never said on the show but i would have loved General Zod to have said to Clark when he sent him to the Phantom zone ,"don,t let the universe hit your ass on the way out.On a serious side when bad Lex shot pa Kent in the leg and said "you were right all along Mr Kent i am the villiian of the story"I thought that was a classic line along with a million other lines said by all the characters of the show.

----- Added 9 Minutes later -----

Lionel with general Macarthers gun saying "I have returned" and lex replies " you haven,t taken the beach head yet dad." ..................... SORRY IF I HAVE SPELLED THE GENERALS NAME WRONG,MY BAD.

[Caesis]

Lois shoots off some epic puns. She's like the pro of making superman-based puns to tease the fans.

[olivermask]

CHLOE: You had feelings for Lois since the 1930's

Lois Lane: But I do remember seeing a whole new side of Clark Kent.
Clark Kent: Which side was that?
Lois Lane: I'll give you a hint. It starts with "H" and ends with "ero."
Clark Kent: And I wasn't even wearing red and blue.

Clark: I have to say the one thing I never could. Good-bye Dad. I promise to be the man you knew I could be.

Clark: I love you.
Lois: I love you too.

Brainiac: Next time you disobey me don't leave me in the dark ages.

JONATHAN: I guess it's just hard looking over at your son and realize you're talking to a man... A man who doesn't need his father's advice anymore.
CLARK: I'm always gonna need you dad.


I love Smallville!!!!!!!!!!!

[computermaster]

Chloe Sullivan, ace reporter. You write all these articles about people you call freaks and yet you don't realise that someone close to you is one of them.

[drahn32]

i don't remember what season or episode this is from, but it's the first episode perry white is on & he's drunk & calls smallville littleville kansas & all the little kansassians ! i laughed my but off when i heard that !

[britsmallvillefan]

my favourite is from Crimson:

Lois: did we...?
Clark: What Lois?
Lois: You know...
Clark: no Lois, I think I would remember
Lois: Course you would...highlight of your life!:D

[Maick]

Old school: "Clark, Statistically this is the safest way to travel."

Good to see still old habits. :)

[DrEmil]

S1: "So, what are you? Man or superman?"
"I haven't figured it out yet."
Lana Lang and Clark Kent, Pilot (A great classic!)


S2: "Clark, don't do it. When you put that ring on, you're not yourself."
"Exactly what I don't want to be right now, Pete."
Pete Ross and Clark Kent, Exodus (I was feeling for Clark there.)



S3: "Go on. Do it. If I could raise a son that could kill, then kill!"
Jonathan Kent, Phoenix



S4: "I'm Lois. Lois Lane."[...]"Is that fresh coffee? I have been waiting for a cup all day. I can't believe this is the town that Starbucks forgot. I heard the only decent coffee shop in town closed down. The Falcon or something?"[...] "Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week."
"Clark has many sides."
"Yeah, I've seen several of them already."
Lois Lane, Crusade (Pure awesomeness!)


"You mock me now Smallville, but you just wait and see.
"Journalism. You ever thought about that? You wrote some half decent articles in your short lived career at the Torch."
"Nah, kill me first. Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead."
Lois Lane, Commencement


S5: "Kal-El, you have traveled far. One journey has ended. A new journey is about to begin. Welcome home my son.
Jor-El, Arrival


S6: "Hey. You guys are not gonna believe what just happened to me. I'm out there jogging along, minding my own business when, out of nowhere, a barn door comes falling from the clear, blue sky and almost crushes me. How does that happen?
"Maybe it fell from an airplane."
Lois Lane and Clark Kent, Sneeze (loooool)

"Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?"
"I don't know. I've been thinking that we need something cool. We need something like, uh -- like, uh --
"I was thinking about something with the word "Justice" in it. After all, that's what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.
Clark Kent, Bart Allen and Oliver Queen, Justice

"What the hell are you?" "I'm you, only a little more bizarre."
Clark Kent and Bizarro, Phantom




To be continued...:D

[Maick]

I've seen it coming along for a couple of times now, but I still can't remember from what episode the following was:

Clark: Hey Dad!
Jonathan: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me? (holds up bra)
Martha: Where did that come from?
Jonathan: From out in the barn. In the hay.
Martha: Clark...
Clark: It was magic.
Martha: I'm sure it was...

I need to re-watch this episode definitely. :rotfl:

[DrEmil]

I've seen it coming along for a couple of times now, but I still can't remember from what episode the following was:

Clark: Hey Dad!
Jonathan: Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me? (holds up bra)
Martha: Where did that come from?
Jonathan: From out in the barn. In the hay.
Martha: Clark...
Clark: It was magic.
Martha: I'm sure it was...

I need to re-watch this episode definitely. :rotfl:

Hey there! This was indeed hilarious! It's from the season 4 episode "Spell"...:D

[Maick]

ah great thanks! :D

[SVFAN89]

Lois! She's always been the best comic relief on the show.
I loved her line to Chloe in Hypnotic: "Hello?! The woman was about to wallpaper her living room with my brain matter!" :D

[DrEmil]

Another jem from Lois.....in the episode Isis....after Cat stabbed her with a pen

Clark: Ladies. Who wants to go first?

(At the same time)
Lois: She stabbed me!
Cat: She's the Blur!

Lois: What? That's the dumpest thing I've ever heard...and I thought you were a bottle blond!:rotfl::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[honsou]

MOD EDIT

Hard to choose between Chloe and Lex. Chloe is probably the ONLY person who told Clark off so many times, in a cool fashion (Plus Yaris having great mileage but not enough for the north pole, and when she asks Clark if he couls see the irony in his accusation of HER keeping stuff from HIM), and Lex had a lot of intelligent come backs.

Lois..... is this a prank? :D
She mostly just sounds rude or completely self loving, like:
Lois: Course you would...highlight of your life!

Not one of the best, but a funny and great episode:

Chloe: What do you keep hiding from me?
Clark: I can't believe you just asked me that!?
Chloe: "...and you didn't answer..... everyone else would have." :)

Clark told off Lana and Chloe, which was great:
Clark: "First, you stop treating me like the jealous boyfriend, you wanna be friends, lets be
friends."

Lex: "Ever since we met, you've been lecturing me with sanctimonial platitudes! I'm done listening to them!"
He told Jonathan off.

[DrEmil]

MOD EDIT I'm not saying that Lois is the best because I'm the first to admit that Chloe has hilarious and in general, excellent dialogues....but Lois is right up there with her....(they share the same DNA after all...:p)

[Nanda Lane]

MOD EDIT

"I do happy, I do sad, and I do stop giving me the runaround ***** or I will come for you." - Lois freaking Lane

[Vergon6]

MOD NOTE: Please do not respond to people engaging in fan-on-fan talk. Simply report it and do not respond.

[Costanza]

Definitely Lois :cool:
And then Lionel and Lex!

[VilleFan]

"I'm Lois. Lois Lane."

LOVE! <3 :D

[Overcast 86]

I believe that Lex has the best lines. The writers seem to have a knack for writing for Lex's sophistication, anger, and charisma.

"I must admit Clark... this is a big step up from the barn."

[VilleFan]

Jonathan: "I don't know. It seems kind of out there..."
Martha: "Oh, this coming from a man whose been hiding a spaceship in his storm cellar for the last 12 years."

*Jonathan gives a look*

[Hopefulsuicide]

Warrior Clark: No one starts out wanting to be the bad guy. Life can be pretty hard on you sometimes, but you know, the test of a true hero is not letting the sadness and the loneliness take over. Especially when y have superpowers. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should...I do it because I want to help people... like you. Not because I have to but because I choose to.

Homecoming Oliver: I'm not dwelling on revenge of past atrocities or looking from to what I can personally gain from a few tax breaks, drilling oil wells in the ocean, putting up razor-wired fences to keep out immigrants who only want what our grandparents wanted. In this world of armchair bloggers who created a generation of critics instead of leaders, I'm actually doing something, right here, right now, for the city, for my country. And I'm not doing it alone. You're damn right I'm a hero.

Homecoming Brainiac 5: A hero is made in the moment, not from questioning the past or fearing what's to come.

Lazarus Jonathan: Well, then, do what you do best. Prove him wrong. Jor-El was right about one thing. Something dark is coming. You're gonna be tested. It's not gonna be easy, son. But I have faith in you.

Justice Oliver: Because there are more important things in this world than what I want. And what I love.

Masquerade Clark: I've lived my entire life up until this point without needing [a mask]. That's why I've been so reluctant. I mean, this is the face that my parents raised. It's the face of the man that you love. And I don't want to deny who I am when I'm out there doing what I was born to do.

[Moscowgirl]

(S9 Savior) AI Jor-el: The test of a true hero is to struggle with feelings of loss and overcome them, not avoid them.

[jjgravitas]

Favorite Chloe Line: "Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone."

[momo6995]

Lana: You and Lois?
Clark: Lois? She's bossy, she's stuck up, she's rude. I can't stand her.
Lana: The best ones always start out that way.
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Cat: I caught Little Miss Liar conducting some sort of satanic S-E-X ritual last night
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Lois: Hey Clark, you're Blurific.
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Lois: And his superbreath to smite your crops.
Clark: Amen!
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Lois: Chloe, can you believe it? I'm early.
Chloe: No, Lois, "early" is when you arrive at your destination by a set time. Not when you can see it from seven blocks away.

[Dark Chlarklate]

Lex and Lionels talks always have some really good quotes in them :lol:

[smallvillerocks45]

Hands down, one of my favorite exchanges is in "X-Ray."


Clark: Mom if you could see anything what would you do?
Martha: Learn to close my eyes.

Seriously, one of the most powerful lines, for me. Just profound. I love that line.

I also really liked the quote in "Labyrinth" when Lana asks Clark what happens next in his dream and he says: "I woke up." For some reason, that line was a breath of fresh air. It honestly felt like he'd accepted he just wasn't going to be with her and he was going to move on... and I truly believe he was going to, until Lana promised she's run away with him... but I digress.

[WellingFan]

Some great quotes mentioned here, i personally loved Clark's speech to Booster last week just before Blue beetle showed up, THAT was Superman!:D

Clark: The suit doesn't make the hero. A hero is made in the moment by the choices that he makes, and the reasons that he makes them. A hero brings out the best in people. I don't doubt that behind that star there is a hero, but i haven't seen him. Not yet.

[jjgravitas]

"I have to admit, Clark, this is a big step up from the barn!" Lex says as he walks through the Fortress of Solitude to its glowing crystal control center just as Clark shows up, completely transforming (or finalizing) Lex's idea of who Clark is.

[RightWingConspirator]

Lex wins hands down for the most great lines. I think my favorite was his first line to Clark at the burned down mansion in the last episode.
"Hello Clark. Can't say I love what you've done with the place."

But Clark had the best line, a heartbreaking one...his last to Lex.

"I'm sorry I couldn't save you Lex."

[Superboogie]

'Crimson':

Lois: "I can't wait to see what else you can do."
Clark: "Well, I'm fast... but not too fast."

[ReignoftheSupermen]

Lex and Lionel hands down.

[readhead]

Always hold on to smallville!!!

I love smallville <3