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aqgalaxy
12-13-2007, 08:17 PM
With that final kiss, Lana cheats on Clark with his duplicate...

"I love you Clark, but I love Bizarro too. I love the both of you. and their are no more lies!!!!"

miks
12-13-2007, 08:20 PM
and in the end
"I choose Bizarro....*off of Clark's surprised look*... he's just like me come on! How could you not see that! frakkin idiot!"
hehe

Twitch
12-13-2007, 08:23 PM
Please God no more love triangles, I'm begging you... I'm begging you!

paolinki25
12-13-2007, 08:25 PM
:lol: Worse yet. We'll have ClanarroLexanaClana. The minute Bizarro Clark starts treating Lana like crap, Lana goes to Lex and real Clark returns. :p

miks
12-13-2007, 08:26 PM
ooooh even better, I actually liked Lexana, they both can be as evil as they want!

chlark fan
12-13-2007, 08:43 PM
Ooh I would LOVE Lexana, Karimmy and Chlark....Lois can move to Timbuktu and meet a nice boy :D I'm only half serious, sort of..

AndiGirl
12-13-2007, 08:48 PM
I find it hilarious that Lana feels "closer" to Clark then ever! haha. Wow....just wow! But, I guess Bizarro is kind of putting on an act....?

Mr. Clark Kent27
12-13-2007, 08:51 PM
Oh I get it now. I was trying to figure it out...like what were you saying? So Bizarro loves Lana too?

Clanarro. Might be funny when it starts. Lana is wondering why Clark is doing so many strange thins. She's going to be thinking that he is actually Clark though. Clark and Lana thought that they were done with secrets and lies, and mistaken for being bad stuff. Lana won't believe it that when she thinks Clark is being bad again, like what could possibly be happening now. Before that Clark was on red kryptonite too. How worse can it get?

AndiGirl
12-13-2007, 09:11 PM
I dont think Bizarro loves Lana at all. I think he's playing a role to get what he wants. What that is...I dont know. But you could tell he was trying hard to say "clark" things. Alot of the scenes with Lana....and even Chloe. When he told Chloe that he didnt know what he would do without her. You could tell it was forced....almost like Bizzaro is thinking "God, Clark is so sappy all of the time..."

Lostfan588
12-13-2007, 09:12 PM
When Clark arrives in Persona ( if he arrives) I can totally picture Lana kissing Biz in the barn and Clark walks in..

"Im the real Clark!"

"No IM the real Clark"

Then they bow down on their knees to propose to her..

And Lana doesn't know who to believe....:lol:

CLanaF23
12-14-2007, 01:00 AM
wow. Lana dont know its Bizzaro..she thinks its clark so how is it cheating? why do people always gotta say something smart about lana even wen she doesnt do anything.....sooo dumb
chill.

ClareKent
12-14-2007, 01:03 AM
I can't wait to see Lana's face when she realized she's been fooling around with Bizarro :lol: but I don't think she'll choose him over Clark...I hope, though it'd be an interesting way to get Lana out of Smallville :D

moviefan2k4
12-14-2007, 01:09 AM
I really don't want a scene where Lana has to figure out who the "real Clark" is...it's be too much like Season 2's "Visage", with both Clark & Tina Greer at the Talon.

Mr.Magic
12-14-2007, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by chlark fan
Ooh I would LOVE Lexana, Karimmy and Chlark....Lois can move to Timbuktu and meet a nice boy :D I'm only half serious, sort of..

You forgot Bizant, the Lex and the Clark clone together... forever.

kentfamily
12-15-2007, 12:57 PM
I agree with AndGirl and ClanaF23. Well said.

I love Lana's character this season. She is not over her obsession with BRINGING Lex down along with father. I think she is still working with someone like Oliver Queen who has been his mission to bring Lex down. I mean who else would help Lana set up her Isis foundation, hidden computer room with all that technology.

When Lana thought it was "Lex that cut her off" in Wrath. Chloe said, "It wasnt Lex", I thought she had meant someone else like Oliver Queen. Chloe never said it was her that cut Lana off.

Whoever set up the computer system in that room, also cut off the system.

reobeem
12-15-2007, 02:42 PM
This is going to be like season 6 all over again but worse. By now all these pointless romances should be taking a back seat to the real issue, Clark needs to save the world.

Serynarpc
12-15-2007, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
:lol: Worse yet. We'll have ClanarroLexanaClana. The minute Bizarro Clark starts treating Lana like crap, Lana goes to Lex and real Clark returns. :p

:rotfl:

Freakin' priceless.
Can't you see Clark's bewildered expression- Lana, why are you all over Lex?

Lana: What did you expect, after you hurt me so badly? The one night stand with Lois, flirting with Chloe right in front of my face- how was that supposed to make me feel?

Clark: I was flirt- whoa. One night what? How? When? What!?!

Lana: *Does that cute sulk- turns away so he can't see her blinking back tears*

Lionel's right. You are disturbed.

msleggie
12-15-2007, 04:40 PM
posted by AndiGirl:I find it hilarious that Lana feels "closer" to Clark then ever! haha. Wow....just wow! But, I guess Bizarro is kind of putting on an act....?


I know right! I laughed so hard when Lana said that, of course she feels closer to Clark. He was working with her in her little twisted Lex fixation.

Bonita_LovesSuperman
12-15-2007, 09:17 PM
Everyone got there opinions, from ships views, from bias views, etc.

IMO, this triangle could bring a lot of greatness in this show.. Not angst or anything because this time it'll be more fighting, more physical fighting.. Instead of crying, running away, etc etc..

I'm a Clana-er but I rather Bizana, is that the ship? Bizana? At least it's so much better. Bizzarro has MORE BALLS and so sexy in an evil way.. You can see a lot of chemistry between them.

At least we can see KRISTOM STILL HAVE CHEMISTRY.. Instead of everyone saying, "They look bored when they act." Now they don't, they'll have fun playing bizanna, with hotness on the set:)In you faces biased, haters people:D

miks
12-15-2007, 10:03 PM
I still think Tom and Kristin have lost their spark, even with Bizana, I just could not get into it. And I'm rooting FOR bizana! Mainly because Lana has lost it and won't admit it and biz is just as crazy as her, but also because I'm just plain tired of Clana

aqgalaxy
12-15-2007, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Bonita_LovesSuperman
Everyone got there opinions, from ships views, from bias views, etc.

IMO, this triangle could bring a lot of greatness in this show.. Not angst or anything because this time it'll be more fighting, more physical fighting.. Instead of crying, running away, etc etc..

I'm a Clana-er but I rather Bizana, is that the ship? Bizana? At least it's so much better. Bizzarro has MORE BALLS and so sexy in an evil way.. You can see a lot of chemistry between them.

At least we can see KRISTOM STILL HAVE CHEMISTRY.. Instead of everyone saying, "They look bored when they act." Now they don't, they'll have fun playing bizanna, with hotness on the set:)In you faces biased, haters people:D

It all comes down to Writing, and proper development. If they lack both then relationships are a waste o time.

DarkseidNow
12-15-2007, 11:21 PM
This show and its damn romantic triangles! Can't they find a more original plot device to break up couples?

theotherJane
12-15-2007, 11:23 PM
^
Are you kidding? To AlMiles it wouldn't be a season without a Clana triangle.

Need I list them all by season?

Odysseus
12-18-2007, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by AndiGirl
I find it hilarious that Lana feels "closer" to Clark then ever! haha. Wow....just wow!

Definitely. Bizlana is just a hilarious and ironic ship.

I mentioned in another thread how hilarious it would be if "Clark" suggests "Hey, Lana, let's just go away to a deserted island to live on for the rest of our lives!" and Lana, in a fit of excitement at how romantic this sounds, eagerly agrees. Lana hops into the arms of the grinning Bizarro who picks her up and then flies up, up, and away from Smallville.

And that's the last we ever see of Lana on this show.

I think this just might be the first Lana ship that I wholeheartedly support. :lol:

Super_Kara_2007
12-18-2007, 11:51 PM
Well Bizzaro hasn't hurt anyone which I'm shocked by the way beacuse the last time we saw Bizzaro he was grabbing Lois' butt...lol (:

susangail
12-19-2007, 09:07 PM
I'm looking for clana to end when Clark returns... I'm neither shipper nor antishipper, just tired. CLARK NEEDS TO SAVE THE WORLD!!

The Krypton Knight
12-19-2007, 10:18 PM
I'm looking for clana to end when Clark returns... I'm neither shipper nor antishipper, just tired. CLARK NEEDS TO SAVE THE WORLD!!

AMEN!

jimmyolsenblues
12-20-2007, 09:34 AM
what is bizarro's real reason for taking over clark's life, why get close to lana , what does lana know about lex, that bizarro can't just squeeze lex's head for in person.

berniepooh
12-20-2007, 10:32 AM
I must admit I was so surprised it was Bizarro and NOT Clark, I didn't think about the possibility of a long lasting "Bizana" relationship. :rotfl:

That has the potential to be far better and more twisted than Laxana ever was!! I think they should go for it.

LovelyLoisLane
12-23-2007, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by AndiGirl
I find it hilarious that Lana feels "closer" to Clark then ever! haha. Wow....just wow! But, I guess Bizarro is kind of putting on an act....?

Did you see the 'yeah I've got her fooled' look of triumph when she hugged him? Yeah, it's all an act and Lana bought it. How could she not tell something was up with Clark through spending the whole episode with him? Seriously Lana.


Originally posted by Super_Kara_2007
Well Bizzaro hasn't hurt anyone which I'm shocked by the way beacuse the last time we saw Bizzaro he was grabbing Lois' butt...lol (:

He tried the forcible approach before and it didn't work. This time he's trying to convince them that he's really Clark. He's pretty decent at it, but it's not 100%. I'm sure Chloe will figure out, even though Lana couldn't.

minerva73
12-30-2007, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by jimmyolsenblues
what is bizarro's real reason for taking over clark's life, why get close to lana , what does lana know about lex, that bizarro can't just squeeze lex's head for in person.

Perhaps it's not Lex that Bizarro's after. :confused: Honestly, Bizarro prolly doesn't even care about Lex or his company. Even in Season 6 and 7, Bizarro's motives were to escape from the Phantom Zone and get power so he could masquerade as Clark. He most likely teamed up with Lana so he could get close to her and then bring her down and get some information on Lana's projects which involve Brainiac.

That was a really big hunch... :p

Jephael
12-30-2007, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Lostfan588
When Clark arrives in Persona ( if he arrives) I can totally picture Lana kissing Biz in the barn and Clark walks in..

"Im the real Clark!"

"No IM the real Clark"

Then they bow down on their knees to propose to her..

And Lana doesn't know who to believe....:lol:

OMG, it would be just like that scene from season 2 when Tina Greer shape shifted to look like Clark. Except this time Clark can't say to Lana he's "The guy who fixed your leaky drain pipe."

Odysseus
01-04-2008, 01:06 PM
It would be so hilarious if they use Bizarro as the reason Clana ends: Clark returns and Lana decides "But Bizarro was so much more romantic than you. He constantly praised me and never scolded my Isis project. I think I'll keep dating Bizarro even though you're back." Clark becomes disgusted with her and decides he's better off without Lana, or as he will now refer to her, "that weirdo." :p

I would really love it if this really happens. :lol: Lana and Bizarro can then fly off into the sunset and hopefully Lana never returns to the show. :D

kasealaine
01-04-2008, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by theotherJane
^
Are you kidding? To AlMiles it wouldn't be a season without a Clana triangle.

Need I list them all by season?

DO IT! I want to see it and laugh! :lol: