Quotes you wish were in Gemini.........

[superhippie2000]

Clark: It's Christmas and no drunk Santa. Guess i wont be taking over agian. Damn and i loved my santa hat.

[ChlarkMe]

Lois, do you know who my secret Sant was? Bad Santa's getting coal in thier stocking.

[adromidon]

Jor-El to Clark

"I hope you like being put on ice because your going to have your assests frozen"

[Saber]

Bizarro in the FOS in front of frozen Clark singing:

Bizarro: Don’t cha wish you were smart like me…don’t cha!
Don’t cha wish you were a little more bizarre like me…don’t cha!

[krypt0man]

Jor-El to Clark in the FOS - "You think this is bad? Disobey me again and it's time out in the Phantom Zone for you young man... Oh yeah. You think I don't mean it? Just try me."

Jimmy to Chloe in the elevator: "If coal in the stocking is for the ones on the naughty list... what's C4 say about you?"

[Alexander III]

Bizarro: I am gay!

[xrayvision]

Bizarro: Hey Clark. I'm gonna release you now so you can show Lana the perfect example of Kryptonian shrinkage.

[krypt0man]

Clark to Jor-El: "Uhm... Dad? I gotta go potty."

[SVfan26]

Clark to Jor-El: "Jor-El! You better let me out of here or I'm gonna whip your ice and then kick you right in the crystals!!"

[xrayvision]

Jor-El (to Clark): Jor-El says touch your nose

<Clark is frozen & can't do anything>

Jor-El: You defy me again Kal-El? Even in a game of Jor-El says? Now you will pay the ultimate price.

[Saber]

Bizarro yelling from the top of the world: I AM SUPERMAN…and that wannbe frozen dude is just stupidman.

[closetclana]

I would have loved to see the Freeze Miser in the FoS singing "I'm mister Freeze Miser, I'm mister snow, Ha ha!"

Would have been a nice Christmas touch.

[xrayvision]

You mean the Snow Miser? That would have been cool. A co-worker of mine started playing that non-stop a few months ago and ever since I have the lyrics of the song in my head. The Heat Miser could have appeared on Mars taunting Bizarro (if that's where he was).

[Billy Jor-El]

Bizzaro as he rips open the elevator door:

"Oh, sorry, thought you were going down..."

[xrayvision]

<Bizarro is at the Windgate Fortress of Solitude Club>

Bizarro (to Jor-El): I'll take a Clark, straight...or is that gay...up in the rocks!

[last man of krypton]

After Bizarro throws out the C-4, he makes a phone call:

Bizarro: "Hello, Bruce? Some days you can get rid of a bomb."

[jesustlife]

As the final scene appears and the camera moves to a block of ice....we see.....an empty block of ice...and.....Clark beside it milking a cow saying: Geez, I thought this punishment was going to be hard.

[boywithbluehanger]

Bizarro (thinking while caught in the "Clana" hug scene at the end of Gemini):

"BWAHAHAHAHA!...Clarrkieee I'm baaaack!! HUH?! Oh crap, my face is cracking up again...good thing I'm conveniently hugging Lana so I'm faced away from her!!...*still clinging to Lana* now to slightly move us into the shade without seeming conspicuous! Ahh much better...BWAHAHAHA!"




Lana (thinking):

"I'm really getting sick of this...what good is being a clone if I'm forced to live the life of the original?!"