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Chlark Kent
11-15-2007, 08:16 PM
...or am I just depraved?

When he wanted to get to the farm, and then you could here the grinding wheel, I was sure it was a table saw or something.

Figured he'd cut off his finger, get his powers back, then he could reattach it or something. It would have been cooler than the cave portal we didn't get to see.

dvg89
11-15-2007, 08:18 PM
I wonder if he would have cut his whole hand off would he have gotten his powers back?

Mrs.Bizzaro
11-15-2007, 08:19 PM
Yeah - I totally thought he should have cut his finger off....HAHAHA, only on Ksite will I find like-minded people!!!!

Khyla
11-15-2007, 08:21 PM
I was just hoping he wouldn't ! but wondered if they might go there.

redeem147
11-15-2007, 08:25 PM
Hasn't Clark ever heard of trying soap? What an overachiever.

He should never put on a ring. It never goes well.

And yes, I considered the finger-cutting.

theotherJane
11-15-2007, 08:50 PM
Actually, I was hoping he would cut off his whole head.

Delovely
11-15-2007, 08:51 PM
No.

But I do hope that Jor-El's punishment is the chopping off of Clark's penis.

farmboy20
11-15-2007, 08:54 PM
it would be funny if he had cut off his finger
clark: okay, my powers are back. lana could you hand me the glue so i could stick my finger back on.
lana: clark, i can't believe you just gave me the finger.

DarkChilde
11-15-2007, 09:00 PM
Chloe you should know better than to sneak up on a guy using a grinder to get a blue kryptonite ring off his finger.

Alexander III
11-15-2007, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Delovely
No.

But I do hope that Jor-El's punishment is the chopping off of Clark's penis.

Bye bye Clark Jr! :rotfl:

Jephael
11-15-2007, 10:23 PM
I had the same thought, though I'd rather he simply had his libeto taken away like in that Austin Powers sequal, instead of actually loosing his wang.

Zeth Duuron
11-15-2007, 10:31 PM
I was definitely thinking he should cut off his finger and then when he gets his power back, go back to the FOS and regrow it via Kryptonian science...

closetclana
11-16-2007, 01:51 PM
^ dh said the same thing. Why didn't Clark just cut off his finger. Better his finger than the whole world, right? Then it would be like that Clair scene in Heros when she cut off her toes with sizzers (which was way gross btw).

STFanatic
11-16-2007, 01:57 PM
I am swallowing all logic and assuming that the Kryptonian metal absorbed the heat from the grinder (if you have ever used one of those you know what I mean) and not burned the heck out of him.
Even so, if it were not cutting the metal, there would have been no sparks at all.
So, I am doing the whole suspending logic thing for the scene.

~Chloe&Clark~
11-26-2007, 09:09 AM
I totally thought he was gonna have to... and then I wondered... since he has healed before after kryptonite left his system, would his finger regrow? I was sad that all he had to do was destroy the crystal... booo....

berniepooh
11-26-2007, 11:12 AM
Umhh, you guys are being more than a little sick. TWISTED! Calm down, rethink this. Would you really want to see Superman, ever a young Clark Kent loose a finger? NAH!!

Jephael
11-26-2007, 08:27 PM
We'd have to start calling him Frodo Kent!

litew8
11-26-2007, 09:17 PM
^
HAHA!
- - - - - - - - - -
Chloe: Hey Froedo Kent, whatcha doing?
Fredo Kent: Ah nothin. Just trying to grind this blue ring off my finger.
Chloe: Really? You know, that's probably not the wisest thing to...
Fredo Kent: I'm not dumb! I know how to work a grinder! I'm not...
Chloe: Hey, chill out there Fredo, I was just giving you some...
Fredo Kent: Everyone thinks I'm not smart. I am! I can run this grinder. Just you watch and see!

Grinder: bbrrzzzzttttttt...... bbrrzzzzzttttttttttttt, clunk, ggrrrrrzzz
.......<Blood Splatters>.......
Fredo Kent: AHHH! My finger! My finger!

kp1984
12-24-2007, 05:28 PM
I think Lara or Kara could have probably taken it off with no problem. I think he needed kryptoian strenght to do it