View Full Version : Earth Shattering Clana Sex!
Delovely
11-07-2007, 08:15 PM
Damn, Lana.
Too bad you can only do that when you have his powers otherwise your sex life is 'non-exsistent'.
aqgalaxy
11-07-2007, 08:17 PM
Clana had sex in this episode?
Lostfan588
11-07-2007, 08:18 PM
Lana raped my Clark? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!
Lost-Clark is dead. :lol:
Twitch
11-07-2007, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by aqgalaxy
Clana had sex in this episode?
They did, and it literally shook Smallville! :lol:
Delovely
11-07-2007, 08:20 PM
If the earth's a rockin' -- Chloe, don't come cock blockin'!
monstra
11-07-2007, 08:21 PM
That scene made me laugh out loud for the first time since I've been watching Smallville.
Jeez, that was sexy as hell, and totally unexpected! Heh.
Kristom was awesome, they're both so funny. :D
Lostfan588
11-07-2007, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
They did, and it literally shook Smallville! :lol:
Noooooo....:eek: :lol:
Are you kidding me right?
So everyone felt the Clana sex?
Lex and Chloe be like "Whats all that bumping?"
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 08:25 PM
That scene was really funny!
If you don't crack a smile during that scene, even as an anti-Clana you're made out of stone! :lol:
Are you serious?! They had sex? gross, I guess they need one last blow out before the end! :D
Alexander III
11-07-2007, 08:27 PM
I tell ya, that was some hardcore ROUGH SEX!! I wish it'd never happen again. But come to think of it, Lana will never get to have it ever again :lol:
Twitch
11-07-2007, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Lostfan588
Noooooo....:eek: :lol:
Are you kidding me right?
So everyone felt the Clana sex?
Lex and Chloe be like "Whats all that bumping?"
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Yeah Chloe was in the Talon and she felt rumblings, she was like what the hell? I laughed hard at that scene.
Lostfan588
11-07-2007, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Yeah Chloe was in the Talon and she felt rumblings, she like what the hell? I laughed hard at that scene.
Ohhh....my...god :lol: .
I'll bet Lex was enjoying it.
redraven
11-07-2007, 08:30 PM
Best scene of the episode. :D Gah! I'm still smiling like an idiot right now, it was so funny and well done with the music and everything. :lol: We need more episodes like this!
VisionGirl
11-07-2007, 08:31 PM
How does sex cause an earthquake... and yet not disrupt the house it takes place in?
redraven
11-07-2007, 08:32 PM
Well he did say they needed to fix the barn. :p
Delovely
11-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie
That scene was really funny!
If you don't crack a smile during that scene, even as an anti-Clana you're made out of stone! :lol:
I agree.
The scene wasn't even like.. sexy. It was just cute and funny.
Tolerable.
Twitch
11-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by VisionGirl
How does sex cause an earthquake... and yet not disrupt the house it takes place in?
It was in the barn actually, and Clark made a comment afterwards about repairing it.
VisionGirl
11-07-2007, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
It was in the barn actually, and Clark made a comment afterwards about repairing it.
Ohhhh. Thanks for clearing that up.
AM4lois
11-07-2007, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Yeah Chloe was in the Talon and she felt rumblings, she was like what the hell? I laughed hard at that scene.
:lol: LOL? Huh... I really don't know what to say here? Should I laugh or cry? This is SO gross and funny, maybe? Eeeeeeewww...
redraven
11-07-2007, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Delovely
The scene wasn't even like.. sexy. It was just cute and funny.
To me it was all three! :D Geez...the giddyness just won't wear off...how am I going to go to sleep? :lol:
monstra
11-07-2007, 08:39 PM
Count me in, I thought it was extremely sexy as well. The look in their eyes, and Lana stripping... damn.
clarksmuse
11-07-2007, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
They did, and it literally shook Smallville! :lol:
How corny and how... *is at a loss for words*.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 08:42 PM
The exchange between Chloe, Lana and Clark in the house was really funny too!
Chloe: What do too many earth quarks have to do with you guys?
*Lana gives Chloe a look*
Chloe: (Looks over to Clark) Oh.
*Clark smiles*
Chloe (Turns to Lana and whispers): I thought you said you couldn't...
Lana: (whispers back) Yeah, we normally can't.
Clark: (Surprised) You guys talk about this?!
Lana: (Embarrassed) What? It's just Chloe...
:lol:
Delovely
11-07-2007, 08:42 PM
She took of her sweater... she didn't strip at all!
And Lana was like a kid at christmas with his powers.
I wish they had shown more, like with "Mortal".
They sexiness was definitely lacking even with the kisses. They werent even Clark and Lana like kisses. The only time it was a little sexy was when Lana kissed Clark in the kitchen -- other than that the sexy was definitly lacking.
But oh well -- the sex was earth shattering.
eta:
Lana: What? It's just Chloe...
Amazing delivery from Kristin. It was adorable and funny how she said it.
Twitch
11-07-2007, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie
The exchange between Chloe, Lana and Clark in the house was really funny too!
Chloe: What do too many earth quarks have to do with you guys?
*Lana gives Chloe a look*
Chloe: Oh.
*Clark smiles*
Chloe (Turns to Lana and whispers): I thought you said you couldn't...
Lana: (whispers back) Yeah, we normally can't.
Clark: (Surprised) You guys talk about this?!
Lana: (Embarrassed) What? It's just Chloe...
:lol:
Haha yeah that was great! And then Chloe's line "Well this is awkward..." :lol:
aqgalaxy
11-07-2007, 08:46 PM
Anyone else think it's messed up that Chloe is now two for two arriving after Clana had sex?
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Haha yeah that was great! And then Chloe's line "Well this is awkward..." :lol:
:rotfl:
The exchange between all three was great.
Then there was the "It was one of those had to be there things." when Lana asks Clark why he never told her how cool super speed was. :lol:
Delovely
11-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Chloe's a blocker!
Good thing she arrived after and not before...
Absentee
11-07-2007, 08:48 PM
:lol:
It definitely was "earth shattering!"
GOD! Did you see Clark's face when Lana was "teasing" him. *drool*
Ilovebeinglost
11-07-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by aqgalaxy
Clana had sex in this episode?
Thank God we didn't have to see is. We only saw the ground shake :lol:
You'll love the Chloe scenes though. She was great
Lostfan588
11-07-2007, 08:55 PM
OMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
I watched the scenes on youtube..
Clana sex is literral rumbling SV and Chloe's coffee starts to shake and shes like WTH???? :rotfl:
And then when she goes to Clarks kitchen and Chloe's like "I thought you said you guys couldn't do that kind of stuff.."
And Clarks like "You guys talk about this stuff?!"
:rotfl: :rotfl:
WOW. LOVE IT!!! LOVE IT !!!LOVE IT!!!
aqgalaxy
11-07-2007, 09:02 PM
I admit the scenes... the actual tease scene and sex made me Laugh... :rotfl:
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:03 PM
Bringin' down the house! er...barn! ..LMAO
tmack09
11-07-2007, 09:04 PM
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! Caught it on the youtube and Loved it all!! :D
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:10 PM
I found it funny that now we know they have a nonexistent sex life normally.
How would they explain the he and Lois can do it later? Is Clark just still afraid to do it with Lana cuz of his powers?
Mello Penelo
11-07-2007, 09:11 PM
Is Lana walking crooked now? :lol:
ClarksGal
11-07-2007, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by tmack09
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! Caught it on the youtube and Loved it all!! :D
Really? Where did you find it? I don't see it anywhere.
theotherJane
11-07-2007, 09:13 PM
^
Yes. Anyone, anyone?
monstra
11-07-2007, 09:13 PM
They're up in Sweet.
theotherJane
11-07-2007, 09:16 PM
^
What?
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by VisionGirl
How does sex cause an earthquake... and yet not disrupt the house it takes place in?
That's SV's logic for you. If everytime Superman has sex, this would happen, Lois and Clark would have already destroyed half of Metropolis. lol It's pretty silly.
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:19 PM
Actually it's cute. It's supposed to be out of control because BOTH have abilities. Clark and Lois don't have powers together. That's the difference. The sex happened in the barn, not the house.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 09:21 PM
It was in the barn, which did get destroyed.
You have to remember it's two super beings having sex.
Next time Clark has sex it'll be with a human and he won't be able to go all out during it, like he did with Lana due to her not being able to get hurt at all during it.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:22 PM
Oh, I haven't watched, so I didn't know.
Anyways, I guess this will be the only reference to Clark sex, and then we'll go back to Lana begging Clark for sex, and Clark being afraid...Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, season 5.
aqgalaxy
11-07-2007, 09:25 PM
A chlarker posting link to a Clana sex scene...
It's the apocalypse...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2N-8VSTXrD4
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:25 PM
Actually if you watch the third Clana scene with Chloe, Lana's wording makes it sound like Clana has tried, but haven't been able to do it yet.
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:27 PM
hahahah lil supes can't get any wind in his cape?
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
hahahah lil supes can't get any wind in his cape?
Clark never seemed to have an issue before or in Wrath.
I'm sure they're working up to it and seeing Clark's limits.
There's other things they could be doing that doesn't have to be the actual act of sex.
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:31 PM
I'm guessing that Clark's fears would always stop them from getting anywhere.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
hahahah lil supes can't get any wind in his cape?
:lol: For a minute, I thought that comment was from Nospam. LOL!
Well, they can work on it all they want as long as they do it off-screen like Lexana did last season.
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:38 PM
yeah the earth shaking was about all i could take... Somehow i found it worse than the typical make out/fade out because all the rumbling left too much to the imagination....
Originally posted by paolinki25
:lol: For a minute, I thought that comment was from Nospam. LOL!
thanks, I'll take that as a definite compliment, I LOVE the things Nospam says :D
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
:lol: For a minute, I thought that comment was from Nospam. LOL!
Well, they can work on it all they want as long as they do it off-screen like Lexana did last season.
You might like the last Clana scene since it deals with Clark saying that he doesn't see her the same and she tells him that she doesn't want him to see her the same anyway.
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:40 PM
Actually I especially liked the part where Lana said she just needed to know that he loved her no matter what and he DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING!!!
so maybe attempted murder is a little too far for our boyscout to look away from?
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:40 PM
Not quite sure I understand that scene, SecretzNLyz15. :confused: I think I might just have to wait for the episode tomorrow.
aqgalaxy
11-07-2007, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
yeah the earth shaking was about all i could take... Somehow i found it worse than the typical make out/fade out because all the rumbling left too much to the imagination....
I don't get how even super sex can lead to the earthquakes... only explanation is Lana was literally riding Clark for a while, up and down, up and down... harder and faster... god I need a shower now ewwwwwww
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
Not quite sure I understand that scene, SecretzNLyz15. :confused: I think I might just have to wait for the episode tomorrow.
Did you see the scene on youtube?
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:46 PM
No. :( I'm totally lost. lol. I just watched a couple of the Clana scenes right now....That's all I found.
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
No. :( I'm totally lost. lol. I just watched a couple of the Clana scenes right now....That's all I found.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yNetDuoaYtI
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
so maybe attempted murder is a little too far for our boyscout to look away from?
He attempted murder about four different times! :lol:
That's why he didn't say anything when Lana asked him if he ever did something that may be beyond his mortal.
Thinking about killing someone and actually getting close to doing it about four different times would be just that!
So Clark is no saint. :lol:
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 09:49 PM
The one thing that pissed me off about this ep is that no one asked WHY Lana is so angry. Wouldn't you want to know why someone goes on a rampage?
Smallvilledabest
11-07-2007, 09:49 PM
I absolutely love love it
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:50 PM
I think the difference is that Clark stopped himself from deliberately killing where as he had to stop Lana from killing Lex.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by SecretzNLyz15
The one thing that pissed me off about this ep is that no one asked WHY Lana is so angry. Wouldn't you want to know why someone goes on a rampage?
Seriously! Chloe just accused her of things and didn't even ask why she was so upset.
I guess they're just going to drag it out as much as they can, then once it out in the open they're going to be slapping their foreheads in understandment.
Then Clark will do another attempted murder towards Lex. :lol:
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
I think the difference is that Clark stopped himself from deliberately killing where as he had to stop Lana from killing Lex.
When Lana was herself and had the chance to kill Lex, she was able to stop herself for doing so.
Lana with Clark's supers was like Clark on Red K, she had to be stopped.
Seems like whenever someone gets Clark's powers from Clark himself they get out of hand with them and do things they normally wouldn't do.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:55 PM
Thanks for the scene link. :)
Well, I'm glad that for once, Lana is taking responsability for her actions, though why in the world is Clark blaming himself? I feel like smacking him right now.
As for the Clana, I'm sorry. I really don't mean to rain on your parade, guys, but I don't see how good things can follow after this. The fact Clark didn't reply to her final line there spoke volumes.
CountryGirl84
11-07-2007, 09:55 PM
what is she so mad about, the pregnancy thing? That he's done experiments on people that Lana was approving of when she was with him? I dunno personally I don't think she has a good enough reason to go on a rampage. I think its a little much to kill someone over?
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 09:56 PM
Although I understand Lex did some pretty messed up things to her, I also cannot and will never excuse her behavior.
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
what is she so mad about, the pregnancy thing? That he's done experiments on people that Lana was approving of when she was with him? I dunno personally I don't think she has a good enough reason to go on a rampage. I think its a little much to kill someone over?
The pregnancy thing? That's kinda given a little importance right? I would think that YES a fake pregnancy and miscarriage is enough to go on a pissed off rampage. The cloning just added fuel to the fire.
Originally posted by paolinki25
Thanks for the scene link. :)
Well, I'm glad that for once, Lana is taking responsability for her actions, though why in the world is Clark blaming himself? I feel like smacking him right now.
As for the Clana, I'm sorry. I really don't mean to rain on your parade, guys, but I don't see how good things can follow after this. The fact Clark didn't reply to her final line there spoke volumes.
I don't think that that scene was a bad Clana one. Both were completely honest with each other about how they feel. Lana doesn't want Clark to see her as perfect and innocent because she knows that she's not. Clark said that he doesn't recognize her, and that's because he's always had that perfect image of her. Be happy antis, Clark doesn't see Lana as being perfect anymore. Be happy Clana fans because this is the start of complete honesty between these two and Clark knows how Lana really feels about Lex and what happened to her.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by CountryGirl84
That he's done experiments on people that Lana was approving of when she was with him?
I don't remember much of season six since I didn't watch much of it, but when did Lana approve of Lex keeping people in cages and experimenting on them? :confused:
Also when she said that, did she know how he was keeping them in cages? Because it seems once she started spying for Lionel and found out some stuff she didn't know whatsoever she wasn't approving of Lex at all, like with the Aries project.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie
I don't remember much of season six since I didn't watch much of it, but when did Lana approve of Lex keeping people in cages and experimenting on them? :confused:
I believe she made a comment and say "We need to protect ourselves from those freaks" or something along those lines. I do remember a Lexana scene like that.
jazel
11-07-2007, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by redraven
To me it was all three! :D Geez...the giddyness just won't wear off...how am I going to go to sleep? :lol:
by remembering that with every epi, Clana is coming closer to its end.:lol:
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
I believe she made a comment and say "We need to protect ourselves from those freaks" or something along those lines. I do remember a Lexana scene like that.
Protecting doesn't mean experimenting on them though.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
I believe she made a comment and say "We need to protect ourselves from those freaks" or something along those lines. I do remember a Lexana scene like that.
There's only one time Lana seemed anti-freaks and it was that one time in season three when she was attacked by one and her and Chloe came up with a theory that every time someone was exposed to meteor rocks they would always go off into the deep end and try to kill someone. Which was true then still true now, seems like only a handful of meteor freaks end up being harmless.
But even though with that Lana still has defended them. Such as in episodes like Nocturne, Visitor and Freak to name a few. And of course Clark, whom she always assumed was a meteor freak and she still befriended and loved him even though. Now that she learned what Lex was really doing with the affected, she's taking action to help even more now.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 10:24 PM
Well, if you want to "protect yourself" against them, then I guess she approved whatever Lex was doing to "protect ourselves against them" Either way, it was forgotten as everything that Lana has said that could make her look bad has in the past, so no need to bring it back.
chantal
11-07-2007, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
Thanks for the scene link. :)
Well, I'm glad that for once, Lana is taking responsibility for her actions, though why in the world is Clark blaming himself? I feel like smacking him right now.
Lana isn't taking responsibility for her actions, she's blaming them on Clark. She did everything to protect Clark, who didn't ask for, give approval for, or particularly need her "protection."
She's not apologizing for trying to kill Lionel, even though she knew before the kidnapping that he wasn't a threat to Clark and was in fact trying to protect Clark. She KNEW! She kidnapped Lionel for revenge and is lying to Clark about it. How is that taking responsibility?
How dare she ask him if he will love her no matter what? She sure as heck didn't love him that way. She would only love him
on her terms, if he did everything she demanded of him.
The statement that she has to live with the consequences of her actions is a joke. She committed the actions, but has been depending on Lex, Lionel, and Clark (and everyone she asks to lie to cover up her actions) to protect her from those consequences. Otherwise, she would be in jail.
Absentee
11-07-2007, 10:30 PM
Clana ending?
There's a spoiler for "Persona" that should tell you otherwise.
Sorry to disappoint but it's not ending any time soon.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
Well, if you want to "protect yourself" against them, then I guess she approved whatever Lex was doing to "protect ourselves against them" Either way, it was forgotten as everything that Lana has said that could make her look bad has in the past, so no need to bring it back.
After six years of being attached by people who are affected by meteors, you too would be for any project that's built to solve whatever issue people who have been affected by meteor are having... which I'm pretty sure that's what Lana assumed that's all Lex was doing.
Because by Freak she seemed to know the full story.
I didn't see the episode you guys are referring to, but if you guys can post some quotes or something that'll be very helpful.
mctor
11-07-2007, 10:35 PM
OMG!!! this was one of the funniest/best Clana moments of all time and I am not even a Clana fan. I loved the scene
jazel
11-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Absentee
Clana ending?
There's a spoiler for "Persona" that should tell you otherwise.
Sorry to disappoint but it's not ending any time soon.
it ends, they are painting ALL the reasons, why it can't work.
"giving" yourself false hope, doesn't count for much.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 10:39 PM
Again with this "Persona" spoiler. :lol: Jesus, that line could be anything. It has no clear meaning. It could Brainiac saying it. It could be Clark or it could simply be deleted. Aside from that line, we have ZERO spoilers about Lana or Clana for that matter.
myankskent
11-07-2007, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by jazel
it ends, they are painting ALL the reasons, why it can't work.
"giving" yourself false hope, doesn't count for much.
The problem is, if we looked at all of the times that TPTB have painted the reasons for their impending doom over the course of the series, we'd end up with a wall 10 feet thick of paint.:eek:
chantal
11-07-2007, 10:40 PM
As I recall, Lana wasn't so much supporting anti-FOTW measures as she was agreeing with Lex that there was an alien invasion that needed to be stopped. And I think she said or implied that anything they had to do to protect themselves from the aliens was acceptable. I think it was in Arrow, when Lionel (on instructions for Lex) tries to trick Lana into betraying Lex. I believe that's the one where she threatens one of Lex's scientists. At the end Lex asks her is she wants him to stop what he's doing, and she says, no, she wants him to step it up. Not exact words, but more or less her meaning.
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by chantal
Lana isn't taking responsibility for her actions, she's blaming them on Clark. She did everything to protect Clark, who didn't ask for, give approval for, or particularly need her "protection."
She's not apologizing for trying to kill Lionel, even though she knew before the kidnapping that he wasn't a threat to Clark and was in fact trying to protect Clark. She KNEW! She kidnapped Lionel for revenge and is lying to Clark about it. How is that taking responsibility?
How dare she ask him if he will love her no matter what? She sure as heck didn't love him that way. She would only love him on her terms, if he did everything she demanded of him.
Woah, what? She's asking Clark to love her WITH her flaws. She knows that Clark sees her as perfect. She's not denying what she did either. She sees it as protecting Clark, but she's not going to back down for what she believes. She is taking responsibility, but she's saying that she's not going to apologize for it either.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by chantal
As I recall, Lana wasn't so much supporting anti-FOTW measures as she was agreeing with Lex that there was an alien invasion that needed to be stopped. And I think she said or implied that anything they had to do to protect themselves from the aliens was acceptable. I think it was in Arrow, when Lionel (on instructions for Lex) tries to trick Lana into betraying Lex. I believe that's the one where she threatens one of Lex's scientists. At the end Lex asks her is she wants him to stop what he's doing, and she says, no, she wants him to step it up. Not exact words, but more or less her meaning.
Exactly. That's exactly how I remember it.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 10:46 PM
There's another interesting scene that shows that Lana rage gets worse the more she has Clark's powers. Lana normally wouldn't get out raged over, over hearing Clark ask Chloe to watch over her, yet in this episode she does and it freaks her out.
So like I said before, Lana almost killing Lex in this episode is no much different then when Clark was on Red K and almost killed Lex.
Originally posted by chantal
As I recall, Lana wasn't so much supporting anti-FOTW measures as she was agreeing with Lex that there was an alien invasion that needed to be stopped. And I think she said or implied that anything they had to do to protect themselves from the aliens was acceptable. I think it was in Arrow, when Lionel (on instructions for Lex) tries to trick Lana into betraying Lex. I believe that's the one where she threatens one of Lex's scientists. At the end Lex asks her is she wants him to stop what he's doing, and she says, no, she wants him to step it up. Not exact words, but more or less her meaning.
Oh, will that makes sense after what she witness and was put through in the season five premiere then with Zod I can't really blame the girl for being all for figuring out a way to stop them! :lol:
Originally posted by aqgalaxy
A chlarker posting link to a Clana sex scene...
It's the apocalypse...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2N-8VSTXrD4
I think this simply shows, when SV puts a GOOD episode together, all the shippers can get past their hate, and just fully enjoy the show.
D.M.A.
11-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by chantal
Lana isn't taking responsibility for her actions, she's blaming them on Clark. She did everything to protect Clark, who didn't ask for, give approval for, or particularly need her "protection."
She's not apologizing for trying to kill Lionel, even though she knew before the kidnapping that he wasn't a threat to Clark and was in fact trying to protect Clark. She KNEW! She kidnapped Lionel for revenge and is lying to Clark about it. How is that taking responsibility?
How dare she ask him if he will love her no matter what? She sure as heck didn't love him that way. She would only love him
on her terms, if he did everything she demanded of him.
The statement that she has to live with the consequences of her actions is a joke. She committed the actions, but has been depending on Lex, Lionel, and Clark (and everyone she asks to lie to cover up her actions) to protect her from those consequences. Otherwise, she would be in jail.
Couldnt agree more,when I saw that youtube clip I thought the same.Even tho she says she has to take responsibility for what she did,I doubt it.
I agree about the lionel thing,she did that out of revenge not to protect clark.And I dont think clark truly bought it in that scene,even he questions if they can bounce back from all thats happen.
He even compares her way of thinkin to lex,the prob I have is clark blames her attitude change on his decision to split wit her/lie to her in s5.But lana has to take full responsibility not sum...
The only thing lana said that I agreed wit was clark has to stop takin blame for everythin jus so he can keep the image he's built of her up.Once clark gets pass that he'll move on
bad3appels
11-07-2007, 10:51 PM
Hehehehe,this was awsome..
after 7 years,we got one episode with 3 clana kisses in it..
yaaa-ho...if you know what i mean :lol:
Absentee
11-07-2007, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by jazel
it ends, they are painting ALL the reasons, why it can't work.
"giving" yourself false hope, doesn't count for much.
I'm not giving myself false hope.
I KNOW for a fact.
You know, Ksite/Craig or S.A.M aren't the only ones who knows or have sources regarding this show and its future episodes. But no worries, you don't have to believe what I say... it's not like you have any reason to believe me anyway and that's fine.
D.M.A.
11-07-2007, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by myankskent
The problem is, if we looked at all of the times that TPTB have painted the reasons for their impending doom over the course of the series, we'd end up with a wall 10 feet thick of paint.:eek:
:lol: thats true
chantal
11-07-2007, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by SecretzNLyz15
Woah, what? She's asking Clark to love her WITH her flaws. She knows that Clark sees her as perfect. She's not denying what she did either. She sees it as protecting Clark, but she's not going to back down for what she believes. She is taking responsibility, but she's saying that she's not going to apologize for it either.
What I said was that she didn't love Clark with what she perceived as his flaws. And keeping the secret of his alien identity is not a "flaw." Expecting him to reveal that is like expecting someone in Witness Protection to spill all the details.
She is NOT taking responsibility. Lex, Lionel and Clark are shielding her so that she isn't held responsible. What consequences has she faced? Nobody (except Lionel) has even voiced much of an objection to anything she has done. If anyone else had treated Lex or Lionel that way, they would probably be dead!
bad3appels
11-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Absentee,You tell them....
i`m so happy,i can`t sleep
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 10:54 PM
Regardless what Lana does, people won't agree with it.
Like I said many times before, it kind of becomes pointless for people to defend Lana's actions towards Clark or for herself because regardless what she does good or bad, people who dislike Clana or Lana will always disagree with her actions. :p
From what I'm seeing, it's always the same people too.
herolee10
11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
hmm...well never thought that the producers would go for the whole "super sex" route between Lana and Clark...o well
does anybody else feel more sorry for Lois after watching this because unless Lois somehow gains (borrows) Clark's powers as well in your typical smallville Fashion, then she'll never experience the "FULL THROTTLE" EXPERIENCE of doing it with Clark!!!!!!!...hahaha
Absentee
11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie
Regardless what Lana does, people won't agree with it.
Like I said many times before, it kind of becomes pointless for people to defend Lana's actions towards Clark or for herself because regardless what she does good or bad, people who dislike Clana or Lana will always disagree with her actions. :p
From what I'm seeing, it's always the same people too.
Exactly.
Oh well. Just shrug it off :rotfl:
Why let something like "hating" ruin one of the greatest episodes in SV history? No thanks.
I'd rather enjoy it. I don't see Clark with anyone else having earth shattering sex in this episode, do you? :D It's bound to piss people off.
But HEY! What can you do! That's life.
jazel
11-07-2007, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Absentee
I'm not giving myself false hope.
I KNOW for a fact.
You know, Ksite/Craig or S.A.M aren't the only ones who knows or have sources regarding this show and its future episodes. But no worries, you don't have to believe what I say... it's not like you have any reason to believe me anyway and that's fine.
from the get-go, TPTB at SV said the Clana is a tragedy, doesn't get that happy ending, which is why it's a tragedy.
Craig/SAM/ or his mama, have NOTHING to do with that.
Clark and Lana, don't get a happy ending, which is why I tune in. I want to see Superman, Lana has little to do w/ Superman. HOPE, they bring back Lana's baby's daddy........Pete.:lol:
SecretzNLyz15
11-07-2007, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by chantal
What I said was that she didn't love Clark with what she perceived as his flaws. And keeping the secret of his alien identity is not a "flaw." Expecting him to reveal that is like expecting someone in Witness Protection to spill all the details.
She is NOT taking responsibility. Lex, Lionel and Clark are shielding her so that she isn't held responsible. What consequences has she faced? Nobody (except Lionel) has even voiced much of an objection to anything she has done. If anyone else had treated Lex or Lionel that way, they would probably be dead!
Clark saying that he doesn't recognize her and questioning if they can bounce back from this isn't calling her out on what she's done? She is taking responsibility. It's not her whose 'shielding' what she's done.
Originally posted by jazel
from the get-go, TPTB at SV said the Clana is a tragedy, doesn't get that happy ending, which is why it's a tragedy.
Craig/SAM/ or his mama, have NOTHING to do with that.
Clark and Lana, don't get a happy ending, which is why I tune in. I want to see Superman, Lana has little to do w/ Superman. HOPE, they bring back Lana's baby's daddy........Pete.:lol:
Lana is going to give Clark that final push to become Superman. It will be tragic because both separate for the good of the world. Pete is NEVER coming back, Sam Jones III will never step foot on that set again.
Absentee
11-07-2007, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by jazel
from the get-go, TPTB at SV said the Clana is a tragedy, doesn't get that happy ending, which is why it's a tragedy.
Craig/SAM/ or his mama, have NOTHING to do with that.
Clark and Lana, don't get a happy ending, which is why I tune in. I want to see Superman, Lana has little to do w/ Superman. HOPE, they bring back Lana's baby's daddy........Pete.:lol:
Oh gosh. I already know. I am fully aware.
I know Clark and Lana aren't meant to be! I've answered the same questions and posts like a broken record player! :lol:
No one is saying otherwise. We know Clark and Lois are together. We accept that. We get it. WE KNOW. No one is saying Clark and Lana end up together either.... I'm just telling you that it's not ending any time soon. Will it end? Of course it will. That''s the way it's always been even in the comics. Clark and Lana will remain lifelong friends.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 11:08 PM
Well, if there's something I learned with this show is that they can't have a romantic couple be happy for an entire season. It's just not their way of doing stuff, and well, Clana has a pretty bad record. They have their moment of bliss, and then their moment of pain, suffering and angst. It's a cycle AlMiles love, because for some screwed up reason, that's what they believe makes good tv. How Clana will last is still a mystery, and until I actually see it on screen, I guess I cannot trust any spoilers, even if it comes from The Pope himself. lol
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 11:14 PM
People need to stop living in the future and start living in the present.
Which is what Clana fans do! Hence why when we say Clana will be together later on we mean before Clark leaves to become Superman, as in this season, as in sometime in the next few months. :lol:
Seems like whenever a Clana fan gets all giddy over Clana someone has remind us that Clana don't end up together. It's almost like they do it to kick us off our high when in reality we're pretty damn aware of that fact. :lol:
jazel
11-07-2007, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Absentee
Oh gosh. I already know. I am fully aware.
I know Clark and Lana aren't meant to be! I've answered the same questions and posts like a broken record player! :lol:
No one is saying otherwise. We know Clark and Lois are together. We accept that. We get it. WE KNOW. No one is saying Clark and Lana end up together either.... I'm just telling you that it's not ending any time soon. Will it end? Of course it will. That''s the way it's always been even in the comics. Clark and Lana will remain lifelong friends.
Only because he feels sorry for the weak, Lana is a weak character.
Just disappointed, a SIMPLE TV show would attack the "core"............so many are confused, that's NOT cool.:(
Absentee
11-07-2007, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Kreukie
People need to stop living in the future and start living in the present.
Which is what Clana fans do! Hence why when we say Clana will be together later on we mean before Clark leaves to become Superman, as in this season, as in sometime in the next few months. :lol:
Seems like whenever a Clana fan gets all giddy over Clana someone has remind us that Clana don't end up together. It's almost like they do it to kick us off our high when in reality we're pretty damn aware of that fact. :lol:
I agree with you there, dear.
It will never end, but you know what? They just had earth shattering sex (Yes, I'll say it as much as I want) in the present :rotfl:
Is there anyone out there having earth shattering sex with Clark in SV? :p Yep, didn't think so! :lol:
Originally posted by jazel
Only because he feels sorry for the weak, Lana is a weak character.
You may see her that way but I don't have to. ;)
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 11:20 PM
Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm trying to be annoying and rain on Clana's parade. I'm just saying. Be prepared. AlMiles' style is not having Clana or Lexana or whatever relationship happy for a long time. They give them their moment of bliss, and then things start to fall apart, especially the Clana. Come on. You have seen it yourself before.
Absentee
11-07-2007, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm trying to be annoying and rain on Clana's parade. I'm just saying. Be prepared. AlMiles' style is not having Clana or Lexana or whatever relationship happy for a long time. They give them their moment of bliss, and then things start to fall apart, especially the Clana. Come on. You have seen it yourself before.
Yeah, they COULD end it but when they do, Clark and Lana won't be in bad terms and that's more than enough for me.
As long as they are given a real shot in their relationship and they both can come to a mutual understanding in the end, then I accept them not being together romantically and just be great friends.
I have a feeling Goughlar won't disappoint though. They won't have Clark hating Lana. They'll probably have their relationship be as close to canon as they possibly can at the end of the series.
bad3appels
11-07-2007, 11:26 PM
we will enjoy it while we can and we are :lol: earth shattering super sex was super hot,indeed :lol:
and clana had more time together then any other couple on the show,i won`t complain anymore.
As someone quite wise just said: Boom Boom BOOOOM!!!
Delovely
11-07-2007, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Absentee
Exactly.
Oh well. Just shrug it off :rotfl:
Why let something like "hating" ruin one of the greatest episodes in SV history? No thanks.
I'd rather enjoy it. I don't see Clark with anyone else having earth shattering sex in this episode, do you? :D It's bound to piss people off.
But HEY! What can you do! That's life.
Well, it only happens under special circumstances -- otherwise the sex is nonexsistent.
Kreukie
11-07-2007, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Absentee
Yeah, they COULD end it but when they do, Clark and Lana won't be in bad terms and that's more than enough for me.
As long as they are given a real shot in their relationship and they both can come to a mutual understanding in the end, then I accept them not being together romantically and just be great friends.
I have a feeling Goughlar won't disappoint though. They won't have Clark hating Lana. They'll probably have their relationship be as close to canon as they possibly can at the end of the series.
Exactly! Bitter-sweet ending is all Clana fans want.
Delovely
11-07-2007, 11:54 PM
Clark and Lana will get their bittersweet ending.
I just wonder what will happen to Chloe.
paolinki25
11-07-2007, 11:54 PM
No, but seriously now, I find it interesting that the only two times Clana sex has been brought to the show, like you know, clearly (not hinted or anything) has been when either Clark lost his powers or Lana got his powers. It's like they only way they can write Clana sex is with the help of a loophole. I wonder if this is some sort of DC restriction or something. I'd be quite surprised if after this, they show any more Clana-sex related scenes.
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 12:00 AM
It is DC restrictions.
Delovely
11-08-2007, 12:07 AM
Damn.
Why, though?
That sounds crazy.
Maybe the only person Clark can have sex with without there being any 'side effects' or 'special circumstances' is Lois.
Originally posted by paolinki25
No, but seriously now, I find it interesting that the only two times Clana sex has been brought to the show, like you know, clearly (not hinted or anything) has been when either Clark lost his powers or Lana got his powers. It's like they only way they can write Clana sex is with the help of a loophole. I wonder if this is some sort of DC restriction or something. I'd be quite surprised if after this, they show any more Clana-sex related scenes.
It sucks, but Superman should be able to sleep with a human. His father and Louise slept together in season 3 (unless all they did in the hay was roll around).
jazel
11-08-2007, 12:20 AM
Superman, would be shamed, which is why SV has claimed to have NOTHING to do with Superman......understandable, as this is all a sorry joke. LOL
Lana........former wife of Lex, and Clark having sex ? why are So many, laughing ? lol
SecretzNLyz15
11-08-2007, 01:17 AM
Smallville isn't a joke. I read that Smallville is setting the foundation for the new Superman comic series in the future.
chantal
11-08-2007, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Dee
It sucks, but Superman should be able to sleep with a human. His father and Louise slept together in season 3 (unless all they did in the hay was roll around).
I just re-watched Relic tonight, to check up on a possible connection to a spoiler. I noticed that Jor El and Louise didn't seem to be having any problems. He told her he was an alien, too. And took her flying!
I haven't seen the episode yet, but it sounds like they didn't use "protection," this time, as they said they did the first time. I understand that in the comics, Lois and Superman have a child, so I guess it's possible for humans and Kryptonians to interbreed, which of course shouldn't be. So might we have another pregnancy scare?
ShelbyKent
11-08-2007, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by SecretzNLyz15
The one thing that pissed me off about this ep is that no one asked WHY Lana is so angry. Wouldn't you want to know why someone goes on a rampage? Pent-up sexual frustration? :lol:
Not that I'm thrilled with the clana sex, but I'm not exactly surprised. TPTB have been leading up to the premise of clana sex (well rather more of Lana wanting to have some nookie as indicated in Action when she hinted about other activities that burned calories or something like that) And I was expecting TPTB to pull something like this because as other fans have noted, there wasn't a lot of clana kissage in the previous episodes. It was only a matter of time.
I think it works well for everyone. The clana fans can revel in the fact that their fave couple had super-sex. Meanwhile the non-clana fans didn't have to be subjected to per episode constant clana mackage or the actual visual of clana sex
I found it funny that now we know they have a nonexistent sex life normally.
How would they explain the he and Lois can do it later? Is Clark just still afraid to do it with Lana cuz of his powers? We could assume that Clark eventually develops the confidence and the finesse to have sex with a human. Right now SVClark has some sort of performace anxiety :lol:
Now the question is, will Clana still try to have sex when Lana's powers disappear?
ClarksGal
11-08-2007, 05:39 AM
Originally posted by aqgalaxy
A chlarker posting link to a Clana sex scene...
It's the apocalypse...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2N-8VSTXrD4
Thanks for posting the links! OMG, I can't believe they showed the damn Oak tree!!!! Not only that, but they made the leaves fall out of it during the "earthquakes!" Hilarious.
amberdawn
11-08-2007, 07:04 AM
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God, that is a horrible scene!
Originally posted by aqgalaxy
I don't get how even super sex can lead to the earthquakes... only explanation is Lana was literally riding Clark for a while, up and down, up and down... harder and faster... god I need a shower now ewwwwwww
OMG!! :eek: :rotfl:
curiosity
11-08-2007, 07:16 AM
It was really funny. I guess we know why they don't have much of a relationship any other time. Maybe that helps break them up.
kate_lang
11-08-2007, 07:22 AM
I can't wait to see this scene!:D
Tottally ~ Free
11-08-2007, 07:32 AM
I just saw all the clana and lana scenes and wow. how hilarious. that scene wasn't even hot . it just made me laugh. and ahhh, she kissed lex .. loves it. and then when she asked if he would love her no matter what he just looked at her. and then to top it off he said . Im trying to find a part of you that I regonize .
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by paolinki25
That's SV's logic for you. If everytime Superman has sex, this would happen, Lois and Clark would have already destroyed half of Metropolis. lol It's pretty silly.
Yeah, it's retarded. Clark doesn't have supersex. It just goes to show you how little they know about what they write about.
amberdawn
11-08-2007, 08:07 AM
It's just seems silly and cheap to me. The whole situation.
Tottally ~ Free
11-08-2007, 08:10 AM
has anyone here seem Scary movie 4 when they take the mick out of broke back mountain and they sing to each other , then they take there cloves of (kinda like how lana did) and then all you see is the tent shacking . clana was like a homage to this. soooo funny.
I was half exspecting them to start singing.
lana "I've been alone with you Inside my mind and in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times"
clark" I sometimes see you pass outside my door"
In unision "HELLO is it me your looking for?"
curiosity
11-08-2007, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by Mello Penelo
Yeah, it's retarded. Clark doesn't have supersex. It just goes to show you how little they know about what they write about.
He does when he's having it with another super person.
Kreukie
11-08-2007, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by curiosity
He does when he's having it with another super person.
Point that keeps being missed. :lol:
citizenlen
11-08-2007, 09:52 AM
He was about to have super sex with Alicia, remember?
Amazing, Clana fans have accepted that it will never be. As pointed out we just want an ending were both have accepted their destiny and become life long friends per canon. Clois fans you'll get your happing ending. Well it did take 75 years for the Clark & Lois marriage. So I don't know what's up with the Clana hating.
Now, for the Chlarkers, sorry, your ship is screwed-it will never land.:rotfl:
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by curiosity
He does when he's having it with another super person.
Ugh. No he doesn't. If it weren't for Mallrats, we'd never be having this discussion. Clark has sex like a normal person. It isn't supersex where he's like a cannon on a ship. This is the one aspect he's normal as.
Lauren17
11-08-2007, 10:13 AM
My favourite part of that scene was when Chloe and Lana were talking about it. And then Chloe was like "...awkward..." that made me LOL.
paolinki25
11-08-2007, 11:19 AM
I personally think it's ridiculous to show earth shattering when Clark has sex (even if the other person has superpowers). I've always believed Clark has normal sex like the rest of people. If everytime Kryptonians had sex back in their planets this would happen....Wait. That might explain why Krypton exploded. lol It's silly, really. But, I didn't expect anything less from these two writers (Brian P and Kelly S)
smallvillechic
11-08-2007, 11:21 AM
they did what o great that just totally ruins smallville for me!!!!!
lana get ur hands off my clark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by paolinki25
I personally think it's ridiculous to show earth shattering when Clark has sex (even if the other person has superpowers). I've always believed Clark has normal sex like the rest of people. If everytime Kryptonians had sex back in their planets this would happen....Wait. That might explain why Krypton exploded. lol It's silly, really. But, I didn't expect anything less from these two writers (Brian P and Kelly S)
Actually unless I'm totally wrong...Kryptonian's don't have powers on their planet. Because no yellow sun. Feel free to correct me though.
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 11:25 AM
He was trying to be funny.
And this never should have happened. Super-powered sex. Bah. :\
kate_lang
11-08-2007, 11:47 AM
This scene was really funny! I can understand the earth shattering because clark and lana are almost 2 years without have sex each other. There is so hormones there!:D
Honey45
11-08-2007, 12:12 PM
I loved it when Lana pushed Clark and kissed him, then he tackled her.
Classic Clana!
Well, no, they've never done that before.. but it was hot.
The earthquakes were a little unnecessary though.
Somebody is gonna be sore in the morning!
christina
11-08-2007, 12:25 PM
HA HA!! BOOM!!
Honey45
11-08-2007, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by christina
HA HA!! BOOM!!
That reminds me.
If there were earthquakes while they were doing the deed, what would happen when Clark ...... you know..
christina
11-08-2007, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by christina
HA HA!! BOOM!!
What's worse than a earhtquake? yeah lets not think about it! lol still can't over the BOOM!
StrippedSmile
11-08-2007, 12:50 PM
dude, I don't understand how all the anti-Clana people didn't laugh! I'm totally anti-Clana and that was hilarious.
And disgusting, to me. But still funny.
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by HeddyH
That reminds me.
If there were earthquakes while they were doing the deed, what would happen when Clark ...... you know..
Did you miss the holes in the barn roof? ;) Just saying...
I'm still hoping he didn't shoot any planes down. Or some poor birds.
Promise
11-08-2007, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by paolinki25
That's SV's logic for you. If everytime Superman has sex, this would happen, Lois and Clark would have already destroyed half of Metropolis. lol It's pretty silly.
I almost made it thru this thread without a Clois comparison..
curiosity
11-08-2007, 01:46 PM
^ Actually it wouldn't happen with Clark and Lois, Lois isn't super.
operadiva
11-08-2007, 01:54 PM
It was very funny..that that was it..No sparks here..So what?
It is not there 1st time..and certainly not Lana's first..She has practice with Lex..which she enjoyed no wonder why she stayed so long..The most interesting thing for me was the kiss between her and Lex...Cause i thought that She had no feelings for the guy..but what he hell was that kiss..All i have to say is...She and Clark may have shook the ground during sex.. but she sure as hell lost her motivation to get rid of Lex for a moment..It certainly made that moment interesting..Sparks were flying high...
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 02:04 PM
Actually people seem to know nothing about Lana's kisses. When Lana kisses with feelings her eyebrows move. They kinda knit together. Just look for that.
I didn't see any of that in her kiss with Lex. Actually her expression was the same she had before the kiss. No movement. Nothing.
operadiva
11-08-2007, 02:10 PM
Oh.. so you are an expert on Clana kisses?
If she had no expression on her face with Lex is was because she was stunned...she actually enjoyed herself..re watch it again
knitted eyebrows or not she let that kiss go on for some time before she regained her senses..humm
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 02:11 PM
She didn't. She just let the kiss go on so Lex could feel like he had the upper hand and was right with what he said. Before she grabbed his throat to show him that he doesn't.
Come on now it's not that hard to figure out.
Twitch
11-08-2007, 02:22 PM
Oh come on jr23tw I know you're a hardcore Clana fan but you have to admit there was some passion in that Lexana kiss! It was hot and steamy!
Wasn't she holding something too and then dropped it when Lex planted one on her? Like she was mesmerized for a second there. Come on admit it, deep down inside you loved every second of it! :lol:
redraven
11-08-2007, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Oh come on jr23tw I know you're a hardcore Clana fan but you have to admit there was some passion in that Lexana kiss! It was hot and steamy!
*vomits*
Wait...this post is a joke right? :lol: It has to be? That's like when everyone was saying the Chlark kiss in Vessel was passionate.
Anyhoo, the Clana scenes from this episode never get old for me, even the last one, which I don't mind too much because I'm happy with all of the honesty we're getting between them.
Twitch
11-08-2007, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by redraven
*vomits*
Wait...this post is a joke right? :lol: It has to be? That's like when everyone was saying the Chlark kiss in Vessel was passionate.
Anyhoo, the Clana scenes from this episode never get old for me, even the last one, which I don't mind too much because I'm happy with all of the honesty we're getting between them.
Oh this is no joke my friend... Okay maybe just a little. But I still think there was some passion there, once you go cueball there's no turning back, y'know what I'm sayin'?
On a side note I didn't mind the Clana scenes in this episode, nice to finally see them kiss, to show us that something is actually gonig on between those two.
The title of this thread still makes me laugh. :lol:
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Oh come on jr23tw I know you're a hardcore Clana fan but you have to admit there was some passion in that Lexana kiss! It was hot and steamy!
Wasn't she holding something too and then dropped it when Lex planted one on her? Like she was mesmerized for a second there. Come on admit it, deep down inside you loved every second of it! :lol:
Right. It was so hot I had a hard time containing myself.
Wanna know what I, as a female would have done? The same thing Lana did. Except I would have kicked him in the nuts and spit before wiping my mouth of the yuck. Other than that I would have handled the situation like Lana.
Lex thinks he always has the upper hand over people. He was trying to play her. Why not play too if you are the girl and that guy doesn't intimidate or scare you anymore. I would have done the same thing. Let him kiss you long enough so he thinks he has won again. That he was right. Touch him a little and move your arm up slowly enough so he doesn't see the throat grab coming. Then go in for the kill and squeeze to get his gag reflex going just like he is doing to you. It's called using the weapons of a woman. Play weak. Let him think he won. Then shatter his dreams. Really as simple as that.
And THAT is what I saw.
Twitch
11-08-2007, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by jr23tw
Right. It was so hot I had a hard time containing myself.
Wanna know what I, as a female would have done? The same thing Lana did. Except I would have kicked him in the nuts and spit before wiping my mouth of the yuck. Other than that I would have handled the situation like Lana.
Lex thinks he always has the upper hand over people. He was trying to play her. Why not play too if you are the girl and that guy doesn't intimidate or scare you anymore. I would have done the same thing. Let him kiss you long enough so he thinks he has won again. That he was right. Touch him a little and move your arm up slowly enough so he doesn't see the throat grab coming. Then go in for the kill and squeeze to get his gag reflex going just like he is doing to you. It's called using the weapons of a woman. Play weak. Let him think he won. Then shatter his dreams. Really as simple as that.
And THAT is what I saw.
No need to get all upset, I was just having some fun with ya! :D You know joking around and stuff? I seem to have hit a nerve with the Lexana stuff, I apologize jr23tw, I'll go take my timeout in the corner now.
xaosthry
11-08-2007, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by StrippedSmile
dude, I don't understand how all the anti-Clana people didn't laugh! I'm totally anti-Clana and that was hilarious.
And disgusting, to me. But still funny.
It was funny, but at the same time almost made me want to vomit.
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
No need to get all upset, I was just having some fun with ya! :D You know joking around and stuff? I seem to have hit a nerve with the Lexana stuff, I apologize jr23tw, I'll go take my timeout in the corner now.
I'm not getting defensive. I just obviously don't get the humor of certain parts of the fandom. Not the first time this happened today. If you people used smilies and actually worded your post funny then maybe I could see the humor. But when something is posted like a regular comment and no smilies. Guess only people who know you or come from your fandom would actually understand it.
Guess it's just not my kind of humor.
Twitch
11-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by xaosthry
It was funny, but at the same time almost made me want to vomit.
There seems to be a lot of vomiting going on in this thread. :lol: I can't get over that super sex scene, I didn't think this show could make me laugh that hard. And Lana being a tease with the stripping, phew that was hot.
thehenry89
11-08-2007, 03:00 PM
you've got to be bloody joking, clana sex *shudders*
xaosthry
11-08-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by thehenry89
you've got to be bloody joking, clana sex *shudders*
Exactly!!
Twitch
11-08-2007, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by jr23tw
I'm not getting defensive. I just obviously don't get the humor of certain parts of the fandom. Not the first time this happened today. If you people used smilies and actually worded your post funny then maybe I could see the humor. But when something is posted like a regular comment and no smilies. Guess only people who know you or come from your fandom would actually understand it.
Guess it's just not my kind of humor.
Hey I used one of those little laughing smilies, like this :lol: I thought that meant I was joking, but oh well we're making a big deal out of nothing here anyway. I was just teasing since I know you're a big Clana fan, which is okay by the way, I'm not a shipper when it comes to Smallville so I don't care what or who people like, doesn't bother me. The only ship I like is the one in my avatar and they're not even on the show. So no hard feelings right? :)
Dew_drops
11-08-2007, 03:25 PM
HAHAHa oh my word! I cant wait to watch this episode!!!
luvinChlark
11-08-2007, 04:02 PM
Please tell me it won't last long...
Priceless, just priceless! I guess Clark finally got some sugar the way he really needs it, but it's fortunate for the inhabitants of Smallville that Lana is back to her old self and that she and Clark aren't equals anymore, cos earthquakes on a daily basis can get troblesome!
jr23tw
11-08-2007, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
I was just teasing since I know you're a big Clana fan,...
Damn. What gave me away? ;)
Eh,Man?You-El?
11-08-2007, 05:13 PM
About "repairing the barn"...
Remember the Smallville titles when John Schneider was playing Jon Kent?
The iconic image behind him was always the weathervane on the roof of the barn.
In the episode when Jon fell off the roof, he was trying to fix the weathervane.
John and the producers and others all mentioned that weathervane was symbolic of Jon Kent as Clark's "Moral Compass"
Now, I'm afraid, the weathervane, Clark's moral compass, is lookin' a little *ahem* flaccid.
;)
Honey45
11-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by thehenry89
you've got to be bloody joking, clana sex *shudders*
You do know they've had sex before, right?
operadiva
11-08-2007, 05:21 PM
Apparently not..
They fooled us by making us assume that they did...
They did once before when Clark lost his powers..now they have sex when Lana gets his powers..talk about crap...
Totally stupid..So what they had sex...Been there done that...
So what now that Lana has lost her powers ..what next?
There ain't gonna be any more sex for sure...What kind of relationship is that?
Brother and sister now..or i guess friends..
thehenry89
11-08-2007, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by HeddyH
You do know they've had sex before, right?
of course i know they've had sex before, and i was just as disgusted then as i am now.
lilkoolmaria
11-08-2007, 06:04 PM
DAMN! :o :lol: :eek:
Honey45
11-08-2007, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by operadiva
Apparently not..
They fooled us by making us assume that they did...
They did once before when Clark lost his powers..now they have sex when Lana gets his powers..talk about crap...
Totally stupid..So what they had sex...Been there done that...
So what now that Lana has lost her powers ..what next?
There ain't gonna be any more sex for sure...What kind of relationship is that?
Brother and sister now..or i guess friends..
So if a boyfriend and girlfriend don't have sex, it's not a real relationship?
:lol:
I've been with my boyfriend for three years, we're the same age as Clark and Lana, and we're in the same situation as they are when Clark has powers and Lana doesn't.
Does that mean we don't have a real relationship?
:lol:
Come on..
WELLINGWIFE#2
11-08-2007, 06:18 PM
what doesn't make sence to me is why haven't they kissed ALL this time (season 7 ) ..but yet let's have sex right now ..since we both have special powers...Give me a break :rolleyes:
Delovely
11-08-2007, 06:19 PM
Your boyfriends has super powers?
Dude -- do him - NOW! :LOL:
Honey45
11-08-2007, 06:20 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You know that's not what I meant.
HowardFilms
11-08-2007, 06:39 PM
Please don't, I hate earthquakes.
I just sat there dumbfounded, lol...hilarious, but seriously now? So goofy.
Acordyia
11-08-2007, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by xaosthry
It was funny, but at the same time almost made me want to vomit.
Thank you, you read my mind I don't like clana it makes me depressed but I was happy for them really I was everyone needs a little bit but when realizing what happened I throw up in my mouth just a little bit :p disturbing
kiariclois
11-08-2007, 06:47 PM
It's plain ridiculous that Clana had sex literally when they had the chance. Disgusting for Clark, really.
Honey45
11-08-2007, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by kiariclois
It's plain ridiculous that Clana had sex literally when they had the chance. Disgusting for Clark, really.
Why is that disgusting?
lana kent 04
11-08-2007, 06:50 PM
i loved the scene! finally some real CLANA!!! ha, this was so funny! earth shatttering sex is the best!
kiariclois
11-08-2007, 07:00 PM
Why is it disgusting? I have my answer and I don't wanna say because it'll lead to some of you harassing me for bringing up Superman in Smallville :p
It's pathetic that in the end, Clark doesn't immediately say that he loves her after what they did. He has doubt in his own feelings for Lana.
Markd329
11-08-2007, 07:04 PM
Wow! Clana had some Earth-shakin, boot-knockin AFTERNOON DELIGHT!!!!!!!
Krpyto
11-08-2007, 07:08 PM
Clana kisses and Sexxors. It must have been some climax for Lana hahaha. Good episode.
erikamichelle614
11-08-2007, 07:09 PM
I found it funny. it kinda reminds me of the scene in an episode in the 5th season when clark was talking to chloe about sex.. it was just an awkward scene.
but it was funny when the place shook!
SolShine7
11-08-2007, 07:09 PM
It was too much. They could have left that part out.
moviefan2k4
11-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by SolShine7
It was too much. They could have left that part out. I'll admit I did smile a bit at the aftermath, but I agree it was overkill. It's almost beginning to seem like the only thing Clark & Lana have in common anymore is sexual tension. What's with the writers these days (aside from the strike)?
Insight
11-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Definitely too much.
Routh
11-08-2007, 07:16 PM
Disgusting.
Clark would never allow it to happen like that.
Khyla
11-08-2007, 07:17 PM
LMAO! :lol: :rotfl:
those scenes were hilarious!!! :D
thehenry89
11-08-2007, 07:17 PM
the whole supersex thing just seemed a bit forced.
SmallFarmGirl
11-08-2007, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by miks
Are you serious?! They had sex? gross, I guess they need one last blow out before the end! :D
I agree - gross. :rolleyes:
Guidron
11-08-2007, 07:18 PM
I couldn't stop laughing.
Runestone
11-08-2007, 07:19 PM
That would have been funny... If it hadn't been a Clana scene!
Markd329
11-08-2007, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by lana kent 04
i loved the scene! finally some real CLANA!!! ha, this was so funny! earth shatttering sex is the best!
Yeah, that booty call was an earth shakin's experience!:rotfl: :lol: :cool:
WELLINGWIFE#2
11-08-2007, 07:24 PM
Like I said before ..I will not accept the fact that Lana took advantage of Clark...In my mind they went inside the barn and played a Hearty game of Twister..the tremors felt were from the m falling down :rolleyes:
superspider02
11-08-2007, 07:25 PM
yea i thought the sex scene was pretty funny, all of smallville felt the quakes from all their sex lol to funny.
Coyote
11-08-2007, 07:33 PM
OH YEAH! "Seismic tremors until 2 o'clock!" Clark Junior got busy! That was one the all time great scenes in the 7 years of this series. I liked the shot of the barn with the roof blown out! That was great!
CLanaF23
11-08-2007, 07:37 PM
omg i loved that scene!! i was like "o yea"...lol clark and lana really got it in...it musta been good..and people say clana aint got no chemistry or passion for each other..this episode proves them wrong...i freakin love Clana!! STOP HATIN!! AND SAYIN ITS GROSS...NOW LOIS AND CLARK AS A COUPLE..THATS GROSS!
Khyla
11-08-2007, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Twitch
Oh come on jr23tw I know you're a hardcore Clana fan but you have to admit there was some passion in that Lexana kiss! It was hot and steamy!
Wasn't she holding something too and then dropped it when Lex planted one on her? Like she was mesmerized for a second there. Come on admit it, deep down inside you loved every second of it! :lol:
Yes she was holding a hot high-voltage wire about 2" thick in diameter and of undetermined length. and she just let it slip out of her hands while she was kissing him. I believe she planned to torture Lex with it... (or maybe she had something else in mind? :eek: :lol: ;) )
CLanaF23
11-08-2007, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by SmallFarmGirl
I agree - gross. :rolleyes:
Stop hatin!! clark and lana are a hot couple..no matter wat your feelings are towards them..i mean have you seen them??
Originally posted by redraven
*vomits*
Wait...this post is a joke right? :lol: It has to be? That's like when everyone was saying the Chlark kiss in Vessel was passionate.
Anyhoo, the Clana scenes from this episode never get old for me, even the last one, which I don't mind too much because I'm happy with all of the honesty we're getting between them.
there was NO PASSION in the lex and lana kiss..you wanna talk about gross..LEX AND Lana....so sick :(
Khyla
11-08-2007, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Delovely
Originally posted by Kreukie
That scene was really funny!
If you don't crack a smile during that scene, even as an anti-Clana you're made out of stone!
I agree.
The scene wasn't even like.. sexy. It was just cute and funny.
Tolerable.
AGREE! :D
Kriminal
11-08-2007, 07:45 PM
this scene was a omg are you kidding me moment. if only this could happen when lana didn't have the powers then clark would be set free from his prison.;)
Randy G.
11-08-2007, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by thehenry89
the whole supersex thing just seemed a bit forced.
Nope, totally consentual. :lol: ;)
thehenry89
11-08-2007, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Randy G.
Nope, totally consentual. :lol: ;)
:lol: you know what mean, although clark was looking kinda freaked for a second.
Rhaspodel
11-08-2007, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by CLanaF23
there was NO PASSION in the lex and lana kiss..you wanna talk about gross..LEX AND Lana....so sick :(
I have to agree and after all the tragedy that made season 6 what it was, it made me want to puke when i saw that lexana kiss. And the fact Lex said she still has feelings for him made me even more gross out; i had to relook everything last season that made it so terrible.
And for good news:D , I absolutely love the Clana earthquake sex scene; Chloe's look was priceless when she found out what made Smallville really shake; it seems Clark and Lana's super sex really did shake, rattle, and roll:lol:.
spideyfan
11-08-2007, 07:54 PM
i could have done without that seen since Lana makes me cringe...but i did chuckle..
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 08:00 PM
I just got pissed off. And it had nothing to do with Clana sex.
CLARK DOES NOT HAVE SUPER-SEX! HE HAS SEX LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MALLRATS, NO ONE WOULD EVER CONSIDER CLARK HAVING SUPER-SEX!!! :mad:
kiariclois
11-08-2007, 08:05 PM
It's funny that the couple hadn't kissed in the previous episodes and now they're having sex. Even when Clark saved Lana when she was thrown of the tall building, she hadn't kiss Clark. and I repeat, they're having sex now? Plain ridiculous.
cxianet
11-08-2007, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by kiariclois
It's funny that the couple hadn't kissed in the previous episodes and now they're having sex. Even when Clark saved Lana when she was thrown of the tall building, she hadn't kiss Clark. and I repeat, they're having sex now? Plain ridiculous.
BECAUSE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON SMALLVILLE HAPPEN ON SCREEN.
Haha.
Seriously.
While I definitely am not a fan of Clana (quite the opposite), it makes sense that they had sex.
Not necessarily that they shook the ground. But that they had sex...
kiariclois
11-08-2007, 08:15 PM
Yes, but still, SV is making it seem like Clana is an old married couple there. What's the deal with not having Clana kisses (Although I'm not that fond of seeing them kiss but they're couple now) and now they rush into the sex stuff.
Honey45
11-08-2007, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by kiariclois
Why is it disgusting? I have my answer and I don't wanna say because it'll lead to some of you harassing me for bringing up Superman in Smallville :p
It's pathetic that in the end, Clark doesn't immediately say that he loves her after what they did. He has doubt in his own feelings for Lana.
What do you mean?
It's pathetic that Clark didn't tell Lana he loved her directly after they had sex?
We didn't see them having sex. For all we know, he did say it.
WELLINGWIFE#2
11-08-2007, 08:20 PM
Honestly though ..all Clana, chlois, chlark haters aside ..whoever you are rooting for...the chemistry is very much lacking between lana and clark..even the kiss before th eSuper sex was mediocre..even if you ar ea fan of Lana ..you can see that ...it's not the same and now after her actions in this epi ..well it won';t ever be the same again..and YES she was mesmerized by the lex kiss....
LKent113
11-08-2007, 08:22 PM
The whole beginning of the episode was awesome, but the Smallville Shakin' Love Makin" was the topper!! I couldn't help but laugh during that scene, but it was great! I was thrilled with Clana kiss(es) that finally happened, but the rest of those scenes were totally unexpected and brought the whole thing home. Guess they were keeping us all in suspense and crammed it all into one episode, but it was worth it. Tom and Kristin were great in all those scenes as usual, their chemistry hasn't gone anywhere!!
redraven
11-08-2007, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by WELLINGWIFE#2
Honestly though ..all Clana, chlois, chlark haters aside ..whoever you are rooting for...the chemistry is very much lacking between lana and clark..even the kiss before th eSuper sex was mediocre..even if you ar ea fan of Lana ..you can see that ...it's not the same and now after her actions in this epi ..well it won';t ever be the same again..and YES she was mesmerized by the lex kiss....
Um...no. I admit something was a bit off at first but ever since Action, their acting has been better and their chemistry has been more visible.
And I didn't know that after you are mesmorized by a kiss you choke the person and wipe your mouth out of disgust afterwards. :eek:
redeem147
11-08-2007, 08:25 PM
Larry Niven published Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex in 1971. That predates Mallrats.
If Superman were real, he couldn't have sex with a human. However, I'm willing to suspend disbelief for Lois' sake.
Honey45
11-08-2007, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by redeem147
Larry Niven published Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex in 1971. That predates Mallrats.
If Superman were real, he couldn't have sex with a human. However, I'm willing to suspend disbelief for Lois' sake.
Okay, I don't want to get in a whole debate, I just want a simple answer.
Why can't Clark have sex if he has powers? If he can control himself, like for example if he were to spit out a peice of gum. He could spit it REALLY far, but he could also have enough self control to spit it out gently.
Is that wrong? Why does that differ from sex? I mean, I know to a certain extent you can't control how far your ... you know.. but still.
I just want a simple answer. No debates or essays please! :lol:
AndiGirl
11-08-2007, 08:31 PM
It was kind of cute...and even though I'm a Chlark fan....I can admitt, it made me laugh. But it was by no means hott. It was just cute....and i think half of the cuteness was because it was so awkward. Their kisses weren't the typical Clana kiss at all...it just doesnt have that steam anymore. They definitely used to have it.
supergirl945
11-08-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by monstra
That scene made me laugh out loud for the first time since I've been watching Smallville.
Jeez, that was sexy as hell, and totally unexpected! Heh.
Kristom was awesome, they're both so funny. :D
i know :rotfl: :rotfl: :D
Randy G.
11-08-2007, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Mello Penelo
I just got pissed off. And it had nothing to do with Clana sex.
CLARK DOES NOT HAVE SUPER-SEX! HE HAS SEX LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MALLRATS, NO ONE WOULD EVER CONSIDER CLARK HAVING SUPER-SEX!!! :mad:
* (Randy G. whispers..... stop shouting, we can hear you fine.) ;) :lol:
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 08:39 PM
I know. It just pisses me off. Smallville always had so much potential, but completely blew it with bad writing and relationships. So I yelled because I'm lamenting for such a great concept so hard.
paolinki25
11-08-2007, 08:41 PM
That scene had nothing sexy about it. Funny? Yes. Sexy? No. Unless you have a pretty weird definition of sexy.
SteveS
11-08-2007, 08:43 PM
I didn't need the sex for it to be sexy, but it had great humor.
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 08:44 PM
It just made me groan over its sheer stupidity.
SteveS
11-08-2007, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by HeddyH
Okay, I don't want to get in a whole debate, I just want a simple answer.
Why can't Clark have sex if he has powers? If he can control himself, like for example if he were to spit out a peice of gum. He could spit it REALLY far, but he could also have enough self control to spit it out gently.
Is that wrong? Why does that differ from sex? I mean, I know to a certain extent you can't control how far your ... you know.. but still.
I just want a simple answer. No debates or essays please! :lol:
This is a little difficult, but let's say that ClarkMan is really enjoying a piece of gum, in that case he will spit it out really, really far, he won't control it. If it is a hoo-hum piece of gum and not very flavorful and enjoyable, he might not even spit it out at all.
Twitch
11-08-2007, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by redraven
Um...no. I admit something was a bit off at first but ever since Action, their acting has been better and their chemistry has been more visible.
And I didn't know that after you are mesmorized by a kiss you choke the person and wipe your mouth out of disgust afterwards. :eek:
That kiss lasted a little too long for her to be utterly disgusted, if she truly felt that way she would have stopped it the second he planted it on her. Instead she dropped whatever she was holding (I can't remember what it was... It's really bugging me actually lol) and embraced the passion that ensued as their lips locked in perfect unison and bliss! Sure she came to her senses eventually and realized what she was doing, but you can't deny that she liked every second of it while it lasted!
Superhuman_Devotion
11-08-2007, 09:04 PM
I found the supersex scene hilarious!
Originally posted by Twitch
That kiss lasted a little too long for her to be utterly disgusted, if she truly felt that way she would have stopped it the second he planted it on her. Instead she dropped whatever she was holding (I can't remember what it was... It's really bugging me actually lol) and embraced the passion that ensued as their lips locked in perfect unison and bliss! Sure she came to her senses eventually and realized what she was doing, but you can't deny that she liked every second of it while it lasted!
Oh you're right she was lovin' it :lol:
Baron Karza
11-08-2007, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by HeddyH
Okay, I don't want to get in a whole debate, I just want a simple answer.
Why can't Clark have sex if he has powers? If he can control himself, like for example if he were to spit out a peice of gum. He could spit it REALLY far, but he could also have enough self control to spit it out gently.
Is that wrong? Why does that differ from sex? I mean, I know to a certain extent you can't control how far your ... you know.. but still.
I just want a simple answer. No debates or essays please! :lol:
Okay either you don't chew gum much or you don't...
Look, it's like this. If Clark has sex with a non-powered entity one of two things is gonna happen:
1) her pelvis will explode
2) her head will be blown off
As I've said many times before, it would be like sticking a shotgun up there. Those quakes that shook Smallville? For all we know, that was the... umm... climax of events.
Can I say orgasm on this forum?
Anyway, now Lana's definitely pregnant. There's no way his super-sperm can be stopped.
Bosrudorfer
11-08-2007, 09:37 PM
Fresh off the press, rumor on the street is sex tape was leaked! ..... :D
Heroes4Hire
11-08-2007, 10:19 PM
man this part had me rolling one of the funniest smallville moments i have seen. :rofl:
supergirl28
11-08-2007, 10:36 PM
Damn, that was the loudest sex ever. I have to admit it was the first time in Smallville that i was laughing do hard that i was crying. Like i said before "Clark needs to get laid" and he did. Hard sex.
JEWCY
11-08-2007, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Delovely
If the earth's a rockin' -- Chloe, don't come cock blockin'!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: greatest post ever
Thil_EL
11-08-2007, 10:43 PM
I was looking for a bottle of bleech to drink after that scene and fortunately i couldn't find the bottle. thank god because i would've seriously done it. that was just gross!
jazel
11-08-2007, 10:55 PM
you are ALL too funny, haven't seen the epi yet, but hubby did........he doesn't over think things, like I do.lol
All he had to say was that Lana, seemed ALL about Lex.LOL
MrZeppo
11-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Baron Karza
...Anyway, now Lana's definitely pregnant. There's no way his super-sperm can be stopped.
LMFAO!!!!!!!! I been laughing for the last 5 minutes after reading that.
I_am_LEX
11-08-2007, 11:04 PM
so... i get that he's not human but the parts are all the same, so why couldnt they? any speculation as to why they couldn't 'do it' ?? i mean semi-realistic speculation...
i get the abilities and all that, but i'm pretty sure superman has a son in the movie (with abilities by the way) so what gives exactly? cuz in the movie, if superman was 'human' when he was with lois, then their son would be too.
this might be a dum subject, but im just curious as the the thought process behind "normally we cant"
Originally posted by Kreukie
The exchange between Chloe, Lana and Clark in the house was really funny too!
Chloe: What do too many earth quarks have to do with you guys?
*Lana gives Chloe a look*
Chloe: (Looks over to Clark) Oh.
*Clark smiles*
Chloe (Turns to Lana and whispers): I thought you said you couldn't...
Lana: (whispers back) Yeah, we normally can't.
Clark: (Surprised) You guys talk about this?!
Lana: (Embarrassed) What? It's just Chloe...
:lol:
Sailor Krypton
11-08-2007, 11:04 PM
Well.. at least they can just go to the USGS site and print out the report on the quakes for posterity. :lol:
That was seriously the funniest moment on tv in a long time.
Brizzle
11-08-2007, 11:05 PM
Yeah Clark must have had some super sperm especially since he hasn't had sex in like 2 years. And now he will never have sex again.
Son of Kal-El20
11-08-2007, 11:11 PM
Well....we finally found out why he can't do it with a normal Earth girl. Lois was lucky that they didn't go all the way in Crimson and even Alicia is lucky. They would've gotten a big surprise.
jazel
11-08-2007, 11:12 PM
what surprise ? lol
Honestly, that scene had me laughing out loud so hard ... and that's rare for me during a SV episode.
Sure, the sex-quakes were a little extreme, but for humour's sake, I liked that it gave me the chuckles hehe!
Mello Penelo
11-08-2007, 11:16 PM
Clark and Lana may be able to have this half-assed "super sex," but Clark and Lois do it on the ceiling.
I'd much rather do it on the ceiling. :D
Son of Kal-El20
11-08-2007, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by jazel
what surprise ? lol
A very HARD Earthshaking surprise. :lol:
puppiesnkittens
11-08-2007, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Mello Penelo
Clark and Lana may be able to have this half-assed "super sex," but Clark and Lois do it on the ceiling.
I'd much rather do it on the ceiling. :D
Well, I thought the super sex implications were funny. :p It is TPTB's way of allowing a real relationship for Clark & Lana by allowing them to have sex, cause otherwise he can't with her. Kinda funny. Didn't make much sense, but most of this ep had me asking 'what the hell?'...
ShelbyKent
11-08-2007, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by puppiesnkittens
Well, I thought the super sex implications were funny. :p It is TPTB's way of allowing a real relationship for Clark & Lana by allowing them to have sex, cause otherwise he can't with her. Kinda funny. Didn't make much sense, but most of this ep had me asking 'what the hell?'... Yeah. It doesnt makes sense.
How come Jor-el was able to have sex with Louise without uhm, causing damage? And apparently Naman was able to have sex with a Kawatche female because they have descendants (Kyla). So what the heck is wrong with SVClark? :lol:
My interpretation is SVClark is so unconfident with using his powers, you could even say inept (hello! he can't fly!) that who knows, SVClark may actually cause some damage to a normal female, if not by the act itself, then perhaps by accident caused by his nervousness (like accidentally falling on a normal female if he uncontrollably floats :lol: ) So until Clark learns to master all his abilities, sex with a human female while Clark has powers, is out of the question.
This applies for SVClark only of course since other Clark incarnations don't seem to have this type of problem.
Eradicator666
11-09-2007, 12:02 AM
In my humble opinion, when Clark would have achieved a climax, a woman without Clarks powers would be killed from the inside out.
lildorkable004
11-09-2007, 12:16 AM
the first like 10 minutes of this espiode was awesome!!!!!!!! lana havign super speed, the strength, taking charge with clark =D, and the clark, lana and chloe moment in the house
HowardFilms
11-09-2007, 12:21 AM
That opinion, while entertaining, has been proven wrong by both movies and comics, which are way more canonical, obviously, than Smallville.
Demne
11-09-2007, 01:14 AM
That scene was awesome.. I had such a smile on my face.. and then the writers had to screw it up by making her Evil! WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Screw ISIS, Screw Lex, Let Lana keep the powers a few episodes and get naughty with Clark. That sex scene was one of the sexiest sceens in the series since Alicia was with Clark.
You bastard writers!! You frustrate the hell out of me!
And get rid of that Grant guy.. Queen was a way better guy for Lois!
jazel
11-09-2007, 01:27 AM
*yawn*......... there was a sex scene in this epi ? lol
must have blinked, have heard something about the leaves rattlaling in the wind .........budget restrictions, I'm sure ! LOL
Demne
11-09-2007, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by jazel
*yawn*......... there was a sex scene in this epi ? lol
must have blinked, have heard something about the leaves rattlaling in the wind .........budget restrictions, I'm sure ! LOL
More like the US is a bunch of sensative pansies, or it could have been way better. I am sure all the parents of the youngins are whining like brats that it even happened. They already ruined the Superbowl commercials.
maryjanewatson
11-09-2007, 01:33 AM
omigosh, I was watching that scene with my dad. I gasped and said "that is so wrong" and he didn't get what was happening....I didn't explain it either. I was so embarrassed to be watching that scene with my dad.
though still, absolutely freakin' funny. I am still laughing. That is the only thing that made me not hate that episode with a loathing passion.
Demne
11-09-2007, 01:35 AM
If you had a sexy girl wanting to have earth shattering sex with you, and you were all alone.. and in a relationship with them? Sorry but you would not say that is wrong, you would be doing the same damn thing lol! Clark is my Hero!
SpeedDemon77
11-09-2007, 01:38 AM
No wonder Clark is so happy he feels like he can fly in a later ep. He got that two year wait out of his system.
Now he can go easier on Lana after she loses her powers; and they can find a more gentle way to 'work things out'. :lol:
ginnyfan
11-09-2007, 01:38 AM
I was caught between amusement and nausea. LOL!
Demne
11-09-2007, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by SpeedDemon77
No wonder Clark is so happy he feels like he can fly in a later ep. He got that two year wait out of his system.
Now he can go easier on Lana after she loses her powers; and they can find a more gentle way to 'work things out'. :lol:
I always think it is funny that Lana thinks sexy is a flannel shirt.
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