Grr! I am BDA Clark, and I will grab you...now! [Archive]

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 08:12 PM

Is anyone else getting tired of Clark trying to use strong arm tactics to get information out of Lex? It's probably the most overdone thing in Smallville since the two stopped being friends. It's like Clark's trying to act tough by grabbing Lex and demanding information like he's all scary. Clark's not scary. Clark acting scary and like a thug makes me laugh.

And how many seasons ago did Lex tell Clark that he wasn't allowed to just show up like they were friends so he could get information, and then just leave again? Does Lex have no security? I'm waiting for Lex to just look at Clark and tell him to go away already before he messes up his suit and he hits Clark with an assault charge and a dry cleaning bill.

Anyone else anything they'd care to add?

Alexander III

11-01-2007, 08:15 PM

Lex's not afraid of Clark! I just wish Lex would stick a krytonite in Clark's mouth! I hate Clark. Hate him. That stupid farmboy. AH! BAH!

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Alexander III
Lex's not afraid of Clark! I just wish Lex would stick a krytonite in Clark's mouth! I hate Clark. Hate him. That stupid farmboy. AH! BAH!
lol Or have a gun with regular bullets by his side. That way when Clark does his overdramatic opening of the doors Lex can shoot him and go "I knew it! No information for you other than the next bullet is green. Get out!"

Coyote

11-01-2007, 08:17 PM

Yeah, Clark is a punk. I wish he would lose his powers again so Lex could smack him around and give him a swirly in the toilet.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by Coyote
Yeah, Clark is a punk. I wish he would lose his powers again so Lex could smack him around and give him a swirly in the toilet.
lol That would be my favourite episode if he actually did that. Screw Onyx. Regular Lex is more than ruthless enough if he wanted to be. Give him a wedgie or two.

Alexander III

11-01-2007, 08:26 PM

Lex should just kill Lana and mack on Kara...that ought to make Clark pissed !"

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Alexander III
Lex should just kill Lana and mack on Kara...that ought to make Clark pissed !"
Yeah, but then there'd be more grabbing. Maybe, just maybe, if he did that all infront of Clark, Lex might actually get tossed, but that's still unlikely. At best he'll shoved up against a wall. :rolleyes:

curiosity

11-01-2007, 08:29 PM

faz

11-01-2007, 08:31 PM

Speaking of BDA, how does Clark not realize that Kara's crystal with Lara's DNA will most likely bring Zor-El back too? He saw that part of the memory, not to mention it IS Kara's crystal, does he really think Zor-El is gone for good? I know this IS BDA we're talking about, but I swear, I think even Lana could have figured that one out.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by curiosity
Clark looked really hot when he grabbed Lex. He's eyes were really, really green. lol
I'd have to watch it again, but I think his nostrils flared too. The thing is while it's overdone, he is getting better at it. Maybe Tom and Micheal finally talked about it and went the Cuba Gooding Jr. vs Jack Nicholson fight where one told the other to just go for it, and be super agressive.

Originally posted by faz
Speaking of BDA, how does Clark not realize that Kara's crystal with Lara's DNA will most likely bring Zor-El back too? He saw that part of the memory, not to mention it IS Kara's crystal, does he really think Zor-El is gone for good? I know this IS BDA we're talking about, but I swear, I think even Lana could have figured that one out.
Nothing Clark does surprises me anymore. Most of it just causes a yawn. Like, his running up to Chloe EVERY SINGLE TIME. Can he not like stop outside the building, and then walk in like normal? Good thing all the really observant reporters aren't that observant of someone just magically appearing in front of the same desk time after time, at the same moment a gust of wind from nowhere appears.

faz

11-01-2007, 09:30 PM

Yeah I found that odd too. I thought they were supposed to be the top newspaper, someone ought to notice something. And while we're on it, even though I know this has been brought up at least once every episode, how is it that not a single security camera can catch a clear image, even if no one notices him blowing in (or out)?

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by faz
And while we're on it, even though I know this has been brought up at least once every episode, how is it that not a single security camera can catch a clear image, even if no one notices him blowing in (or out)?
My guess has always been that Clark knows where all the cameras are located and makes sure to avoid them all.

faz

11-01-2007, 09:41 PM

Eh, its possible, but I don't know if I buy that one, especially not in a thread discussing how much of a BDA Clark is. I just don't think he has that much foresight (or any foresight, judging by almost every season finale).

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by faz
Eh, its possible, but I don't know if I buy that one, especially not in a thread discussing how much of a BDA Clark is. I just don't think he has that much foresight (or any foresight, judging by almost every season finale).
Oh no, I very much doubt he has the foresight. My guess is Papa Kent told him to start looking for the cameras and then whiz past them so he wouldn't get caught. We all know that Johnathon was as edgy about Clark's abilities getting noticed as Clark is now.

Coyote

11-01-2007, 09:50 PM

Jonathan was paranoid, but I think he was drunk most of the time and couldn't think much better than Clark. I want to see Zod come back and beat Clark down again.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 09:51 PM

Actually I just want Marsters back as Brainiac and kicking both Kara's and Clark's butt. Then have Brainiac laugh at Clark for still not being able to fly, and not having gotten a brain since their last encounter. Then he'll look over at Lana and see her purse. Laugh at Clark again, and then mock him about how Lana's got both of his "brains" in that purse of hers.

LexLuv180

11-01-2007, 10:53 PM

Yeah it's a little childish for him to always get so physical when talking to Lex. Maybe repressed sexual desires?? *big grin*

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by LexLuv180
Yeah it's a little childish for him to always get so physical when talking to Lex. Maybe repressed sexual desires?? *big grin*
lol Ooh, I'm so not touching that one. Other than to say that Clark might just be a sadist, and is hoping Lex will be a masochist. Who knows? Sure as heck not me.

It's totally BDA syndrome to the max. When it doubt, use superstrength. If he actually hoisted Lex up when he did that, instead of eyeing him up for the best place to ruffle the jacket, maybe Lex might actually be intimidated. Probably not, but at least it'd be a little different from the norm.

It's so cliche now for Clark to do that, you could almost add that to a Smallville drinking game.

xrayvision

11-01-2007, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by Coyote
Yeah, Clark is a punk. I wish he would lose his powers again so Lex could smack him around and give him a swirly in the toilet.

By swirly, do you mean flush him down the toilet?

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by xrayvision
By swirly, do you mean flush him down the toilet?
Something like that. Hold his head in the toilet, flush it, and then when he gets back up his hair's wet and looks like a twister.

Mello Penelo

11-01-2007, 11:02 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 11:03 PM

Well that was random. o_O

Mog-el

11-01-2007, 11:39 PM

Clark walk by the house gate.

~Clark smash puny lex!~

Lex guard: Mr luther , mr kent here for his usual 3:00 clock intimidated information session.

lex: Alright send him to the den.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 11:41 PM

lol It's so true.

Randy G.

11-01-2007, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Coyote
Jonathan was paranoid, but I think he was drunk most of the time and couldn't think much better than Clark.

Ha ha ha! The truth comes out at last! :lol:

paolinki25

11-01-2007, 11:44 PM

I've been waiting for Lex to start acting like Lex Luthor for A LONG time. How he lets people come in and out of his mansion, grab him, punch him and yell at him is beyond me.

kevin_video

11-01-2007, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by paolinki25
I've been waiting for Lex to start acting like Lex Luthor for A LONG time. How he lets people come in and out of his mansion, grab him, punch him and yell at him is beyond me.
...Because he's secretly a masochist? :\ Maybe it's things like this that made Micheal not want to revise his contract for another billion seasons. He saw it as an escape.

chantal

11-02-2007, 12:14 AM

Carter had disposed of Lex's security. Maybe he didn't have replacements yet.

paolinki25

11-02-2007, 12:18 AM

Nah. I believe what Lex calls "security" are a buch of poodles with pink bows.

Kriminal

11-02-2007, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by kevin_video
Is anyone else getting tired of Clark trying to use strong arm tactics to get information out of Lex? It's probably the most overdone thing in Smallville since the two stopped being friends. It's like Clark's trying to act tough by grabbing Lex and demanding information like he's all scary. Clark's not scary. Clark acting scary and like a thug makes me laugh.

And how many seasons ago did Lex tell Clark that he wasn't allowed to just show up like they were friends so he could get information, and then just leave again? Does Lex have no security? I'm waiting for Lex to just look at Clark and tell him to go away already before he messes up his suit and he hits Clark with an assault charge and a dry cleaning bill.

Anyone else anything they'd care to add?

well lex's security team was taken care of earlier. I wonder what he pays these people, they get knocked out or killed almost every episode.

kevin_video

11-02-2007, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by Kriminal
well lex's security team was taken care of earlier. I wonder what he pays these people, they get knocked out or killed almost every episode.
That's fair, but that's only at this episode. Carter didn't "take care" of his security every episode for the last how many seasons though. I'm really mostly referring to his just grabbing Lex any time he feels like "threatening" him because Lex said something Clark didn't like at that particular second.

Lex: I think mocha chocolate's the best flavour.
Clark: What did you say? *grabs Lex*

Kriminal

11-02-2007, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by kevin_video
That's fair, but that's only at this episode. Carter didn't "take care" of his security every episode for the last how many seasons though. I'm really mostly referring to his just grabbing Lex any time he feels like "threatening" him because Lex said something Clark didn't like at that particular second.

Lex: I think mocha chocolate's the best flavour.
Clark: What did you say? *grabs Lex*

i just responded to the security team question nothing else in the post, im just amazed by seeing lex's coworkers getting killed all the time and how he keeps getting more with the life risk of being his security or partners

curiosity

11-02-2007, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by faz
Speaking of BDA, how does Clark not realize that Kara's crystal with Lara's DNA will most likely bring Zor-El back too? He saw that part of the memory, not to mention it IS Kara's crystal, does he really think Zor-El is gone for good? I know this IS BDA we're talking about, but I swear, I think even Lana could have figured that one out.

A crystal with Clark's mother's DNA in it, could never belong to Kara. Not only that, Jor EL and MM told Clark to get the crystal and keep it from Kara.

Mog-el

11-02-2007, 01:19 AM

kevin_video

11-02-2007, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Mog-el
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3395/clexsr4.jpg
lol That's perfect. His mouth actually looks like you got him at the part where he says "you".

jimmyolsenblues

11-02-2007, 06:49 AM

Plus I did not like clark put his hands on kara. BDA should have known if I put my hands on Kara to hold her back that is a stupid idea. What am I going to hold her all day? He should have helped her get the crystal as opposed to taking it himself.

Mischael12

11-02-2007, 07:03 AM

Lex needs to hire Marcy or Macy or whatever her name was already.

Coyote

11-03-2007, 10:52 AM

Green Arrow is even more of a punk bully than Clark. I hate Green Arrow!

Mello Penelo

11-03-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Mischael12
Lex needs to hire Marcy or Macy or whatever her name was already.

Mercy Graves

Originally posted by curiosity
A crystal with Clark's mother's DNA in it, could never belong to Kara. Not only that, Jor EL and MM told Clark to get the crystal and keep it from Kara.

Who cares. It still doesn't belong to him.

Serynarpc

11-04-2007, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by kevin_video
Is anyone else getting tired of Clark trying to use strong arm tactics to get information out of Lex? It's probably the most overdone thing in Smallville since the two stopped being friends. It's like Clark's trying to act tough by grabbing Lex and demanding information like he's all scary. Clark's not scary. Clark acting scary and like a thug makes me laugh.

And how many seasons ago did Lex tell Clark that he wasn't allowed to just show up like they were friends so he could get information, and then just leave again? Does Lex have no security? I'm waiting for Lex to just look at Clark and tell him to go away already before he messes up his suit and he hits Clark with an assault charge and a dry cleaning bill.

Anyone else anything they'd care to add?

But strong arming Lex has worked so well in the past!
:rotfl:

Seriously, I'm right there with you. Lex likes the feeling of exhilaration that comes from the chance that he might get a whupping from meteor freaks/ Zod fans he's screwed over, his ex wife/ spring flings or Kansas' favorite farm boy.

Though security wouldn't really stop a Kryptonian, but he could use all that meteor rock in the closet- did he ever replenish his stock from Bizarro? - to surround his office or something.