Quotes you "wish" were in Action

[xrayvision]

Director: OK, and action!!

Clark: Hey Lex, I heard about your latest evil scheme. I'll have you know--

Director: Cut!! Needs more Lana!!!!

[MidgardDragon]

I want to see the whiny fan who tries to kill Lana because she's "holding Clark back from his destiny" burst out with a "WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" at the end.

[ClarkyBoy14]

I just want to see his Internet browsing history. :p

[KryptoKnight]

Clark: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lana : "Hey, where's the action?"
Chloe: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lex: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lionel: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lois: "Hey, where's the action?"
Gough: "Hey, where's the action?"
Millar: "Hey, where's the action?"

[xrayvision]

Clark: Who the hell are you?

Director: I'm a director. We're filming a new movie and need your farm for a set.

Clark: What is it exactly that you'll be filming?

Director: The latest Dukes of Hazzard movie. It's about that classic show with those good ole boys.

Clark: Yeah, my dad used to love that show.

Director: I would like you to meet the stars. Here's Tom Wopat and John Schneider.

Clark: You look vaguely familiar...both of you. Have I met you before? I have 100's of pictures of you posing with my mom and me.

John Schneider: You are a BDA, aren't you.

Kara: He so totally is.

[Alexander III]

Clark: I'm gonna get some actions 2nite!

Chloe: Keep dreaming Clark!

Lois: Dun make me kick your butt Smallville!

Lana: How I've waited so long for you to finally say that!

Kara: With you? Ewww...that's gross!

Shelby: Where's my wedding ring biatch?

[Dodge006]

Christopher Walken: "I gotta have more cowbell."

[dh1031]

Christopher Walken: "I gotta have more cowbell."LOL!!! Good ole Saturday Night Live!! :) :) Also, Allison Mack's latest blog said that Tom Welling thinks he does a good Christopher Walken imitation. :D :D

[Dodge006]

Clark: "I've got you."

The funny thing is, before I saw it, I was going to say this.

[Poyntz]

I wish they made some sort of shout out to Ryan. After all he is the one the intruduced warrior angel to smallville.

[Kal-ed]

Clark: "OMG!! two seconds later and I could have catched her...oh well"

[Kyogre]

ITS TIME FOR Me TO Fullfill my destiny
bye lana chloes etc..

[TWLOVER03]

Lana: Clark I know you'll need to let me go, I'm holding you back from your destiny (or however that was said)

Clark: Yeah, you're right, you aren't good enough to be a superhero's girlfriend... bye! *Runs off to find Chloe*

[iheartCK4eva]

Originally posted by KryptoKnight
Clark: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lana : "Hey, where's the action?"
Chloe: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lex: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lionel: "Hey, where's the action?"
Lois: "Hey, where's the action?"
Gough: "Hey, where's the action?"
Millar: "Hey, where's the action?"


HILARIOUS

[Minela]

Clark: Oh no! I couldn't save Lana! She is dead! For sure this time! Aaaaaaah!

Lois: Hey, Smallville! :D

[iheartCK4eva]

Christina Millian Rachel Character: "How about I give you some action!"
Clark: "Wait, I have to to to KILL THE EVIL LANA FIRST!"
Shelby: "Oooh can I watch! I mean Bark!"
Clark: "Watch me get it on with Rachel?"
Shelby: "No kill Lana I can't stand that biatch she doesn't rub my tummy, she eats all the scraps, and she gets to sleep in your bed with you which use to be my spot!"

[TWLOVER03]

Originally posted by iheartCK4eva
Christina Millian Rachel Character: "How about I give you some action!"
Clark: "Wait, I have to to to KILL THE EVIL LANA FIRST!"
Shelby: "Oooh can I watch! I mean Bark!"
Clark: "Watch me get it on with Rachel?"
Shelby: "No kill Lana I can't stand that biatch she doesn't rub my tummy, she eats all the scraps, and she gets to sleep in your bed with you which use to be my spot!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Hilarious!

[chlark4ever02]

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Originally posted by iheartCK4eva
Christina Millian Rachel Character: "How about I give you some action!"
Clark: "Wait, I have to to to KILL THE EVIL LANA FIRST!"
Shelby: "Oooh can I watch! I mean Bark!"
Clark: "Watch me get it on with Rachel?"
Shelby: "No kill Lana I can't stand that biatch she doesn't rub my tummy, she eats all the scraps, and she gets to sleep in your bed with you which use to be my spot!"
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Hilarious!

ya thats good

[MetroGirl06]

Clark: A red cape? Sweet! *puts cape around his shoulders and flies away*

Probably never going to happen. Oh well!

[iheartCK4eva]

^ i wish he would have flew off...or like the promo caps said on the news page he probably was thinking he there isn't a S on this cape

[xrayvision]

<Lionel & Lex after smoking a big stash of Lana's krypto-weed that Marilyn was growing>

Lionel: So man, what like, uh business transactions did you make today.

Lex: Whoa, man! I think I changed Luthorcorp to Lanacorp.

Lionel: Wild! Is it me or is that Clark flying outside our window?

Lex: Whoa, you're trippin' big time pops. Don't you remember no kites no bites as Al & Miles told us?

Lionel: Nah, I think it was something else. I think it was "No rights, No Fights".

Lex: You're totally roasted pops. It's "No Lights No Nights".

Lionel: Hey...wow...is it me, or are you turning into Lana?

Lex: Must be you man. All I see is everything spinning around. We must be at a disco!!

<Lex gets up and starts dancing like Travolta>

Lionel: You got some nice cleavage there son.

<Later on>

Lionel: Hey son...what's this thing called 33.1?

Lex: Ah I sold that. You're reading it upside down. It's actually called lEE. I did research into it man. It was a jeans company. I sold it off to...uh...what's that company called again?

Lionel: What company?

Lex: The one where my rival from Excelsior owns.

Lionel: Errr....Queer Industries?

Lex: Yeah, that's it man...Queer Industries.

Lionel: Whoa! No way man!

Lex: Way! I found out there was a Model 501.

Lionel: Wasn't that a clone man?

Lex: No Model 501 was a pair of jeans. I even made my own model of jeans customized for Lana called Model 503 man.

Lionel: What happened to it man?

Lex: Got sold off as part of the Lee divestiture dude.

Lionel: Bummer.

[maryjanewatson]

Clark opens his gift and sees the cape. Then he x-rays the house to see where lana is, and sees that she is in bed reading a book. Then he ties the cape around his neck, and runs around the farm with his arms in the air, like a little kid playing super hero.

Clark: WEEEEE!!!

[jimmyolsenblues]

Clark: "So how did you fake your death?"
Clark: "I am at Nell's right now and you are not watching a movie with her"
Clark: "I hate a bald warrior angel that looks exactly like Lex".
Clark: "I am going to solve this problem by using my brain not my braun"
Chloe: "I am happy. Things are good, the writers are going to write me happy"

[last man of krypton]

Lana: One day, millions will look up to you.
Clark: Uh huh...
Lana: The whole world will need you.
Clark: I'm not following.
Lana: Get out of Smallville and do something more than farming!
Clark: What are you getting at?
Lana: <draws picture of Clark and the world> "This is you, and this is the Earth. You... need to look after... this.
Clark: Can you break it down a bit?
Lana: <sigh>

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Clark: I am Superman... <Clark looks at the cape, hangs it up and walks off> ... no more.

[Odysseus]

Lionel: Lex, Lana was the one who arranged for me to be kidnapped!

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Clark: That fan was right Lana, you ARE holding me back! There's only one thing to do.*takes out Phantom Zone teleporter*

Lana: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*gets teleported into the Phantom Zone*

[Minela]

Originally posted by xrayvision
<Lionel & Lex after smoking a big stash of Lana's krypto-weed that Marilyn was growing>

Lionel: So man, what like, uh business transactions did you make today.

Lex: Whoa, man! I think I changed Luthorcorp to Lanacorp.

Lionel: Wild! Is it me or is that Clark flying outside our window?

Lex: Whoa, you're trippin' big time pops. Don't you remember no kites no bites as Al & Miles told us?

Lionel: Nah, I think it was something else. I think it was "No rights, No Fights".

Lex: You're totally roasted pops. It's "No Lights No Nights".

Lionel: Hey...wow...is it me, or are you turning into Lana?

Lex: Must be you man. All I see is everything spinning around. We must be at a disco!!

<Lex gets up and starts dancing like Travolta>

Lionel: You got some nice cleavage there son.

<Later on>

Lionel: Hey son...what's this thing called 33.1?

Lex: Ah I sold that. You're reading it upside down. It's actually called lEE. I did research into it man. It was a jeans company. I sold it off to...uh...what's that company called again?

Lionel: What company?

Lex: The one where my rival from Excelsior owns.

Lionel: Errr....Queer Industries?

Lex: Yeah, that's it man...Queer Industries.

Lionel: Whoa! No way man!

Lex: Way! I found out there was a Model 501.

Lionel: Wasn't that a clone man?

Lex: No Model 501 was a pair of jeans. I even made my own model of jeans customized for Lana called Model 503 man.

Lionel: What happened to it man?

Lex: Got sold off as part of the Lee divestiture dude.

Lionel: Bummer.

:lol: I peed myslef. You owe me a pair of panties.

[DarkChilde]

Grant: Good work on that interview Sullivan.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Minela
:lol: I peed myslef. You owe me a pair of panties.

Sorry Minela. :p

Here's another one. I hope you have a clean pair of panties. :D



Lana: What'll it be? The usual stuff?

Lex: No. I want the magical sh*t this time around.

Lana: It's gonna cost you.

Lex: I'm the moneybags of the town.

Lana: How much do you want?

Lex: I'll take 4 kilos of the krypto-laced weed.

Lana: I also got something else. Something I call the Firecracker.

Lex: What're we talkin' about?

Lana: Krypto 'shrooms grown in Clark's boxers.

Lex: How good is it?

Lana: Supafly.

Lex: Clark's body is a narcotic wonder. You're lucky.

Lana: You thinkin' of getting a sex change so you can get a piece of him too?

Lex: No. I'd like to think that under the right conditions, Clark and I can get something special going.

Lana: Be careful with this sh*t. Read the instructions. If you OD, I won't be there with a needle to stick in your heart.

Lex: Like Vincent Vega did to the f**cked up b*tch in Pulp Fiction? I thought I meant more to you than that.

Lana: Oh, you my f**ked up b*tch all right.

Lex: I knew sending you to Amsterdam last year would pay off.

[xrayvision]

Lana: I hate Lex for what he did to me. I will get him.

Lionel: What did Lex do?

Lana: He made me think I was pregnant.

Lionel: But you were never pregnant.

Lana: I know. But Lex tried to make me marry him by getting me pregnant.

Lionel: Haha, yeah right. I think it was you who tried to get pregnant to marry my son.

Lana: You forced me to marry him!

Lionel: These paranoid delusions of yours Ms. Lang must be treated. They are a sign of a very serious problem. You are making things up that aren't there.

<He grabs a tazer>

Lana: Don't taze me bro!!

ZZZZZZAAAPPPPP!!

<He takes Lana to Belle Reve>

Lana: Don't do this, Lionel!

Lionel: Be strong.

Lana: Aah!

Lionel: Be strong.

Lana: Aah! Aah!

Lionel: Be strong. I'm sorry, Lana. I didn't think it would have to come to this. If it were just secrets and lies, we could always give you a farmboy doll wearing plaid and a red jacket, but your brain is infinitely less complex. We will have to do radical electroshock Lanabotomy.

Lana: No, don't do this!

Lionel: Do it.

Lana: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dodge006]

Lana: "Did you just...fly?"

Clark: "Yeah, like a rock....stupid."