Quotes you "wish" were in Cure

[xrayvision]

Lana: Clark, I have been very, very naughty. Give me a Kryptonian spanking.

Kara: No fair, it's my turn!!

Clark: Settle down ladies. There's plenty of me to go around.

<Doorbell rings>

Clark: Jimmy, what the hell are you doing here?

Jimmy: Just wanted to check up on the farm.

Clark: Since when are you interested in my farm?

Jimmy: Well, I heard there is a position for a farmhand open.

Kara: There are many "positions" open for you Jimmy.

Jimmy: Actually, it's James.

<Kitchen door opens>

Chloe: Oh really, James.

Jimmy: You are mistaken beautiful woman, my name is not James. I'm Eric Summers.

Chloe: Clark throw him out of here now so he can't see me kiss Kara.

Clark: Yeah Chloe!!

Jimmy: Aw, no fair!!! I want to see some girl on girl action.

Pete: Clark I got the peanut butter & whipped cream.

Jimmy: What the hell is going on in this farm?

<Later>

Jimmy: Mr. Luthor do you know...what's going...on...at...the Kent.........Farm? What the hell is this?

Lex: It's my Kara Kent shrine.

Jimmy: No way! She's mine after the Kent porn video is filmed. You hear me? Mine, mine, mine!!!

[xaosthry]

Poor Jimmy can't play in the reindeer games.

[BWOracle]

Shelby to Lana: The ring's mine, b*tch...woof!!!

[xrayvision]

Chloe: Lana!!! You're alive!!

Lana: Oooooohh. I am a ghost to forever haunt the Talon.

Chloe: OK, so a ghost won't be afraid if I light this stick of dynamite.

Lana: OK, OK, I'm not a ghost.

Chloe: Got cha sucka. It was a birthday candle. By the way Lana, could you start my car for me? I gotta get some stuff. Here are the keys.

<later>

BOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dodge006]

"I'm Batman"

Dr. Knox: "I was playing Superman while you were still in diapers."

[Honey45]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Lana: Clark, I have been very, very naughty. Give me a Kryptonian spanking.

Kara: No fair, it's my turn!!

Clark: Settle down ladies. There's plenty of me to go around.


They are cousins.
:(


I don't care much for Jimmy and Chloe, but when they were talking at the end of the episode, I really wanted to hear "I need to tell you something" from Chloe. I hope she tells him.

[Lostfan588]

Chloe: Jimmy, you and me, we are finished. MWAHAHAHA!! Yes we meteor freaks are all evil.

Clark: Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god. He stole the Chloevage! Give it back! Give it back!! *grabs the ax*

Lana: Hey Chloe have you seen my pink...! Oh sh....
Chloe: *turns around* Wha...Shelby? Oh my god! what kind of power is this?

[Dodge006]

Originally posted by Lostfan588

Clark: Oh my god...oh my god...oh my god. He stole the Chloevage! Give it back! Give it back!! *grabs the ax*



:rotfl: :rotfl:

[TWLOVER03]

*Lana rips off mask*
Lana: "It's not really Lana it's me Alicia!"
Clark: :eek:
Chloe: So Lana's really dead! *dances*

[Dodge006]

Originally posted by TWLOVER03
*Lana rips off mask*
Lana: "It's not really Lana it's me Alicia!"
Clark: :eek:
Chloe: So Lana's really dead! *dances*

Oh god yes!!!! Alicia in and Lana dead, my dream come true. I would go out and buy a lotto ticket if that happened cuz it would be my lucky day.

[Alexander III]

Kara walks into the kitchen and witness Lana's cooking...

Kara: Hey sexy, wutchu doing?

Lana: Cooking Clark's favorite pancake, wut'd u like to eat Kara, I'm a good cook! Just tell me anything

Kara: I'd like to eat u, Lana

Lana: that's sweet~ darling, u have good taste.

[Dodge006]

Originally posted by Alexander III
Kara walks into the kitchen and witness Lana's cooking...

Kara: Hey sexy, wutchu doing?

Lana: Cooking Clark's favorite pancake, wut'd u like to eat Kara, I'm a good cook! Just tell me anything

Kara: I'd like to eat u, Lana

Lana: that's sweet~ darling, u have good taste.

OK, if that were the case I wouldn't mind seeing Lana for another season.

[samanta]

Originally posted by BWOracle
Shelby to Lana: The ring's mine, b*tch...woof!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

[jesustlife]

At the Kitchen after all the aliens leave:

Lana: Ok, whooooooooooaaaa!!!! Clark! Whoooooaaaaaaa!!! Just how many aliens are we dealing with here??

[svtwamedfan05]

Lex: (knows Lana is watching him and looks into the camera): Hi Lana I see you *waves with a evil grin*

Clark: Lana I would like you to meet my friend from Mars
Lana: OMG another alien, OMG I'm so outta here. I should have never came back here
Kara: *rolls her eyes* Told you so Clark

[xrayvision]

<Lana is watching her monitors in her secret apartment. She switches to the cameras at the Kent Farm.>

Lana: Let's see what my Clarky is doing.

<She goes through a bunch of rooms and finds him in the bathroom>

Lana: Oh, there's my Clarky!!

<Suddenly she zooms in on what Clark is doing>

Lana: No! No Clark, don't do that!! You don't need to do that now that your Lana is back in town. Hold on hunny...Mommy's coming. Save your strength for me Clark!!

[Heyyu]

Dr.Knox: My name is Vandal Savage and I have assumed many identities throughout history. In fact, I was once Superman before you. But I found that boring and changed to Mr.Ripley...

[DarkChilde]

After MMs introduction:
Lana: This is Smallville not Roswell.
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I think a reference to Knox being Longinus ala the Spear of Destiny qould have been cool.

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Lex: Dr. Knox got Jacked-up, to bad he is immortal...

[clarkbunny]

Clark knocks out Dr Knox and leaves Chloe strapped to the table.

Chloe: Clark what are you waiting for, untie me already

Clark: Where's the fun in that? I got spray cream Chloe, i'm going to give you something to remember me by. bow chicka wow wow!!

:lol:

[xrayvision]

<Lana watches Lex on her monitors>

Lana: I'll show that bastard.

<All of a sudden, Lex presses a button and a wall lowers revealing a hidden wall covered by monitors showing Lana in her secret apartment, the Kent Farm, the Talon and everywhere else Lana goes to>

Lex: Let's see what we have here.

<Lex puts on a video from an in-shower camera of Lana>

Lex: Rub a dub dub, hop in Clark's tub.

<Lana watches horrified>

Lex (talking to Lana): By the way Lana, I sent a copy of this video to Inside Edition, Access Hollywood, TMZ, and all those other shows. You're on between Britney Spears & OJ.

Lana: I have videos of you too Lex.

Lex: Oh, you mean the ones I took when I paid your place a visit?

[JudasAce]

Lana: I've got a surprise for you, Kara.

Kara: Ooh, what is it?

Lana: Here! (Pull out a piece of Pink Kryptonite)

Kara: Ooh, shiny...(The pink Kryptonite begins to glow)...by the way, Lana, did I ever tell you what pretty eyes you have...?

Lana: Let's go upstairs....

[xrayvision]

That would be hot.

[gategod]

"Please revive Alicia Chloe, please!" Clark starts crying ^.^

ooo i got some more


"Lana it's over"

"I can't do this Lana"

"I'm not the Lana you know"

"Noooo Lanaaaaaaaa"

[Alexander III]

Originally posted by JudasAce
Lana: I've got a surprise for you, Kara.

Kara: Ooh, what is it?

Lana: Here! (Pull out a piece of Pink Kryptonite)

Kara: Ooh, shiny...(The pink Kryptonite begins to glow)...by the way, Lana, did I ever tell you what pretty eyes you have...?

Lana: Let's go upstairs....

TOTALLY HOT~!!

[TWLOVER03]

Chloe: I know I've got someone I want to see again (or however that line goes)
Clark: It is me?
Chloe: ...
Clark: I knew it! And I have to get this out,Chloe I love you
Chloe: I was actually refering to Shelby...

[Dodge006]

Originally posted by xrayvision
<Lana is watching her monitors in her secret apartment. She switches to the cameras at the Kent Farm.>

Lana: Let's see what my Clarky is doing.

<She goes through a bunch of rooms and finds him in the bathroom>

Lana: Oh, there's my Clarky!!

<Suddenly she zooms in on what Clark is doing>

Lana: No! No Clark, don't do that!! You don't need to do that now that your Lana is back in town. Hold on hunny...Mommy's coming. Save your strength for me Clark!!

No way, it'd be done so fast all she'd see is the hole in the shower wall from...well you know.... it's white, faster then a speeding bullet, and more powerful then a locomotive.

[TWLOVER03]

haha

[Khyla]

Originally posted by clarkbunny
Clark knocks out Dr Knox and leaves Chloe strapped to the table.

Chloe: Clark what are you waiting for, untie me already

Clark: Where's the fun in that? ...

:lol: :rotfl: fan(fic)tastic!!! :)