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10-11-2007, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by MidgardDragon
Jimmy: "I know how Lana faked her death! She's working with Egyptians!"

Lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if that was in the episode.

Kara - "I'd like to thank my mum and dead - they're dead. My alien cousin Clark and.."
Jimmy - "She's really.."
Chloe - (huffs) "Blonde,"

:D

83kaL

10-11-2007, 02:17 PM

Clark And Lois

Clark : Don't worry miss, I've got you.
Lois : You've got me !? Who's got you!?

thehenry89

10-11-2007, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by 83kaL
Clark And Lois

Clark : Don't worry miss, I've got you.
Lois : You've got me !? Who's got you!?

Hell yeah!!! :D

Clark: lana i don't think this whole moving in with me thing is such a good idea

lana: why not?

lex: clark i told you to stop leaving towels on the bathroom floor...o hey lana.

shelby: awkward...i mean woof.

Krypton935

10-11-2007, 02:42 PM

Clark: Lana I'm sorry but I can't do this anymore, I'm in love with Chloe.

superhippie2000

10-11-2007, 02:42 PM

Interviewer: So next we have Kara Kent. Kara how would you bring about world peace?

Kara: I believe that in order to bring world peace we must send all the villians to the phantom zone and destroy all kryptonite so people would no longer turn evil and die.

Clark gives her a stern look and clears his throat.

Kara: Oh im sorry what i ment to say is give the homeless bigger cans of creamed corn on thanksgiving and give each other big enormous bear hugs. Also if everyone wore bright blues and pinks it will make everyone a lot happier.

Clark wispers only for kara to hear: Better.

Lana: Ya like im really going to start wearing pink.

Silent Kal

10-11-2007, 03:50 PM

Lana: Wait a minute, Lex--I thought you said that you were sorry and you would leave me alone to live my life!!!

Lex: *pause* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You meant you actually BELIEVED that crap? Are you kidding me?!? "Oh please shoot me, I deserve to die for treating you so badly!" HAHAHAHAHA. C'mon Lana, use your head--only a hopeless lovelorn sap would say such a thing. I mean, who do you think I am--Clark?

mctor

10-11-2007, 04:47 PM

Lana: Clark im back... I faked my death, left for shanghai, got Lex arrested for murder and stole ten million dollars from him after he found me. I came back for you though... but you can never leave this house you must stay with me all the time and dont you even dare try to talk to me about that destiny crap im not interested. Dont worry though I kept the wig from my disguise in shanghai to add some kink to our relationship.

Clark: umm...Lana.... why are you talking in Chinese?

Lana: In the short time I was gone I Learned fluent chinese..... but does it really matter Cark? just smile and nod ,smile and nod... good boy

Dodge006

10-11-2007, 06:01 PM

Chloe: "I don't know how you expect me to research your home planet Clark. It's not like I can just go on 'Kryptonsite.com' or anything."

Come on...it could happen.

Bruce Wayne: "Damn it Oliver, this club is costing enough money already, and you want to invite another person now. (SIGH) FINE! But don't expect me to do what he says, I don't care how strong he is."

svtwamedfan05

10-12-2007, 12:01 AM

Lex: Lana you should have stayed in China you were safer there

Kara: Dude that's Lana, seriously Clark you need to raise your standards.

Chloe: Lost another one but this time to a Kryptonian?

Lois: I am so glad I wasn't in this episode because quite frankly Clark you sicken me.

Lois and Kara together in unison: CLARK GROW A BACKBONE ALREADY!

Lana: Its ok Clark, I'm real
Clark: Get away from me zombie
Lana: But Clark *goes to touch his face*
Clark: That's it where's my Holy Water?
*throws Holy water on Lana and she dies*
Clark: What's dead should stay dead!
Lois, Kara, and Chloe walk in: Ok someone's been watching way too much Supernatural.
Chloe: Clark where did you get the Holy Water?
Kara: He went to the Supernatural set yesterday when he found out Lana was coming back
Lois: *thinks to herself* Finally that boy is my hero!

paolinki25

10-12-2007, 12:02 AM

Clark: "Lana, please explain to me how you managed to come back to the world of the living?"

Shardz

10-12-2007, 12:03 AM

Clark: DAMMIT Kara, you got some kryptonite in my eye!

bigville

10-12-2007, 12:12 AM

Kara enters the kitchen, bikini clad....

Kara: This is me trying to fit in
Clark [Looks at Kara up and down, then pauses]: Was there such thing as incest in Krypton?

chlark fan

10-12-2007, 12:14 AM

Clark: Chloe I can't believe I ever thought I loved Lana. You are the only woman for me.

Chloe: Oh Clark, It's always been you.

KISS

svtwamedfan05

10-12-2007, 12:20 AM

Shelby: *thinks to himself* boy it didn't take you long to raise from the dead, did it demon seed? *Barks at Lana to go away*

Alexander III

10-12-2007, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by bigville
Kara enters the kitchen, bikini clad....

Kara: This is me trying to fit in
Clark [Looks at Kara up and down, then pauses]: Was there such thing as incest in Krypton?

My version of this is:

Kara enters the kitchen, bikini clad...

Kara: Do I look hot in this swimming suit?
Lana: U're hot! Definitely! Where have you been all my life?
Kara: ...Krypton??

AndiGirl

10-12-2007, 07:36 AM

I would have loved it if the Jimmy/Kara scene was different.

Kara: How do I get to to know him better??
Clark: Who? Jimmy?!?
Kara: Yea....(has the hear vision going)
Clark: Seriously??? Could someone please tell me whats so great there?!?! PLEASE?

haha. Priceless!!!

Chloe>All

10-12-2007, 09:53 AM

Kara: These human "clothes" are so constricting. I don't think I'll wear any around the farm.

Zeburial

10-12-2007, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Chloe>All
Kara: These human "clothes" are so constricting. I don't think I'll wear any around the farm.

That whould be awesome really. :D

pizzaguy19

10-12-2007, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by Alexander III
My version of this is:

Kara enters the kitchen, bikini clad...

Kara: Do I look hot in this swimming suit?
Lana: U're hot! Definitely! Where have you been all my life?
Kara: ...In a lake??

fixed.

svsabbiesv

10-12-2007, 11:16 AM

scene at the Talon

Jimmy stares at Kara
Chloe stares at Jimmy
Chloe: Don't even think about it
Jimmy: She's out of this world
Chloe: You have no idea...

but everyone your sayings were awesome!
I love the kryptonsite.com one. that would be awesome

Charissa70

10-12-2007, 11:25 AM

What I would have liked to see-
When the meteor beauty freaks would not help Kara with the makeup and told her to go back to the farm, I wish Kara used her eyes and gave them permanent eyeliner and tossed them through the mirrors

-and when Lana saw her for the first time in a bikini, I would have loved to see lana start running out of the house screaming that Clark didn't take much time mourning her. Every other time, Lana and Clark would have had a misunderstanding. I was surprised Lana did not react to a blonde in a bikini in Clark's house. Is this the real Lana?

JudasAce

10-12-2007, 04:01 PM

Interviewer: Kara Kent, a recent study showed that 25% of Smallville's population has gotten weird super powers from meteor rocks. As Miss Sweet Corn, what will you do to address this problem?

Kara: Well I personally believe that some people in the US America don't have superpowers like such as. And I think that US Americans should help people like The Krypton and The Martian Planets get superpowers for the children.

Mello Penelo

10-12-2007, 04:26 PM

Clark: Lana, I thought you were dead. I'm sorry, but having to face your death (again), I've moved on. We can still be friends, though.

Originally posted by JudasAce
Interviewer: Kara Kent, a recent study showed that 25% of Smallville's population has gotten weird super powers from meteor rocks. As Miss Sweet Corn, what will you do to address this problem?

Kara: Well I personally believe that some people in the US America don't have superpowers like such as. And I think that US Americans should help people like The Krypton and The Martian Planets get superpowers for the children.

And the Iraq. :rotfl:

DarkChilde

10-12-2007, 04:58 PM

Lex(to Kara): Your secret is safe with me, I won't tell anyone you save alot of money by switching to Gieco.

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Ben Hubbard(wearing a hat and sunglasses peering over a wooden fence): Hi-de-ho neighbor

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Agent Carter: Lex you did not see a spaceship it was swap gas and there are no aliens on Earth :)

Dodge006

10-12-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by DarkChilde

Agent Carter: Lex you did not see a spaceship it was swap gas and there are no aliens on Earth :)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Chloe Sullivan 2010

10-12-2007, 05:20 PM

*Chloe sees Clark and Lana walking down the street*

Chloe: OMFG ZOMBIE *beats Lana in the head with a bat*

Lana: XP

Clark: O-o wtf? Chloe she faked her death. That was the real Lana.

Chloe: O-O....oops....LEX DID IT! *runs away*

Kara: Hey Clark I won I...hey what happened to her?

MarieJATW

10-12-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by JudasAce
Interviewer: Kara Kent, a recent study showed that 25% of Smallville's population has gotten weird super powers from meteor rocks. As Miss Sweet Corn, what will you do to address this problem?

Kara: Well I personally believe that some people in the US America don't have superpowers like such as. And I think that US Americans should help people like The Krypton and The Martian Planets get superpowers for the children.

gah i wondered how long it would take someone to post that!

Alexander III

10-12-2007, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by pizzaguy19
fixed.

boooo! ok fine, she was in the lake

clarkbunny

10-12-2007, 09:17 PM

Clark: Oh dear I accidently pushed Lana down a cliff and now she's REALLY dead......Oh well!

Clark: Oh dear I accidently pushed Lana down off a cliff and now she's REALLY dead......Oh well. Now what was I doing, oh yes that's right babysitting Kara. :rolleyes:

Dodge006

10-13-2007, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by clarkbunny
Clark: Oh dear I accidently pushed Lana down a cliff and now she's REALLY dead......Oh well!

Clark: Oh dear I accidently pushed Lana down off a cliff and now she's REALLY dead......Oh well. Now what was I doing, oh yes that's right babysitting Kara. :rolleyes:

Finger's crossed baby!!:rotfl:

chantal

10-13-2007, 07:03 AM

Clark: Lana, I almost committed cold blooded murder because of your lies! Twice!

Theshadow129x

10-13-2007, 07:13 AM

Lana: I stole money from Lex and faked my death,Clark. I also pointed a gun at his chest because he showed up in Shanghai to tell me how brilliant i am in my plan to take him down. But i didnt kill him,I came back to be with you because I know you'll do whatever I say.

Clark: Get out! I can't stand you A$$ anymore. You're a manipulative, self centered, deceiving, skinny, lying twit who wants things her way. There's the door, don't let it hit you in the behind.

Originally posted by JudasAce
Interviewer: Kara Kent, a recent study showed that 25% of Smallville's population has gotten weird super powers from meteor rocks. As Miss Sweet Corn, what will you do to address this problem?

Kara: Well I personally believe that some people in the US America don't have superpowers like such as. And I think that US Americans should help people like The Krypton and The Martian Planets get superpowers for the children.

lmmfao :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Crusader

10-13-2007, 09:11 AM

Ok ill shoot fire from my eyes just as soon as you lift yourself off the ground.

clarkbunny

10-13-2007, 10:03 AM

Clark: Lana you're still alive! NO WAY. A Phantom must be infecting my mind again.

Lana: It's true Clark, i'm real. I'm still L-La from the block.

Clark: Get outta here!!! **pushes Lana away in disbelief**

Lana falls backwards and is impaled on a pitch fork

Clark: OH MY GOD......I killed Lana **said in South Park style**
Clark: It must be a dream **hugs himself & rocks**, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.....

:lol:

Clarks Blue Eyed Angel

10-13-2007, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Krypton935
Clark: Lana I'm sorry but I can't do this anymore, I'm in love with Chloe.

Totally!

But I would have settled for this...

Clark: Sorry, Lana, you can't stay here, we're full-up on ditzy eye candy with zero acting ability. But I hear the Motel 6 down the road has a vacancy.

JudasAce

10-13-2007, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Clarks Blue Eyed Angel
Totally!

But I would have settled for this...

Clark: Sorry, Lana, you can't stay here, we're full-up on ditzy eye candy with zero acting ability. But I hear the Motel 6 down the road has a vacancy.

I don't think Clark would refer to himself as "Ditzy" like that.

Clarks Blue Eyed Angel

10-13-2007, 03:26 PM

You might be joking, but it's hard to tell, so I'll clarify... I was talking about Kara.

Clark is ditzy, sure, but Tom Welling can act, at least. He can't help what the writers give him.

KK, love her, sweet girl, but she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Enough with the doe eyes and whisper-talking. And LV doesn't appear to be doing much better, unless the writers are telling her to act like a bimbo (which, knowing these guys, I can believe... as long as she's wearing daisy dukes and a midriff bearing top, that's all that matters). But I thought Kryptonians were supposed to be of superior intelligence?

It was also a jab at when Lois used to live with him. Cause it's pretty obvious that ED was brought in to be the T&A, and not because she could act at all. AM and KK don't seem to be too keen on baring all for the cameras, so I guess they needed a woman who didn't mind taking it off.

JudasAce

10-13-2007, 04:55 PM

Sorry, have to disagree. I think LV is doing a great job, and is showing a nice range and ability to draw the viewer into her space with her performance.

I've checked out most of this season's new shows, and out of all the new characters I've been watching, LV's Supergirl is one of the better ones (Along with Sarah Corvus, Charlotte Charles and Takeo Kensei)

TheANIMAL (marcus)

10-13-2007, 05:18 PM

Shelby: That'll teach you Clark, now you've got melon on your face.

clarkbunny

10-13-2007, 05:46 PM

Clark: Kara I heard that your father's crystal is in Australia. You must go and find it but you cannot use your powers to travel there you have to walk at human speed and swim at human speed across the ocean. I expect it will take many weeks but it will be worth it. I've packed your bags already for you. :lol:

MetroGirl06

10-13-2007, 06:09 PM

Lana: Clark, I came back for you!
Clark: WTF, zombies?
Lana: I faked my death Clark. I want to be with you forever!
Clark: Get the zombie Shelby!
Shelby: Hellz yeah! *Shelby mauls Lana to death*

Clark: No Kara, you carve melons like this! *carves Lana portrait into melon*
Kara: How does carving melons help me?
Clark: Well, when you see the first person you are attracted to in life, you will spend the next 7 years obssessing over that person. In all that time brooding, melon carving is a good way to past the time.
Kara: ....You need to learn how to fly.

Clark: I need to warn you Lana that my life has gotten a bit complicated.
*Kara walks in dressed in the bikini*
Kara: ;)
Lana: WTF Clark! I'm dead for a week and you got some blonde bimbo walking around your house naked!
Kara: :confused: I resent that comment.
Clark: Its not what it looks like! Shes my cou-
Lana: I thought you loved me! I thought you cared!
Clark: You're overreacting! Kara is not-
Lana: Oh she has a name now!
Kara: :rolleyes:
Clark: Why do I even bother?

Lobby4Chloe

10-14-2007, 05:52 PM

CLARK: Lana, this time, I want an open relationship.

Kara: You got room at your place? My cousin's getting on my nerves.

Lex: Porsche is right over here, hop in.

President_Luthor

10-14-2007, 06:28 PM

Chloe: Jimmy? Are you checking out Clark's cousin?

Jimmy: Relax. Sure, I'm checking her out, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to break your heart by year's end. Isn't that Clark's job anyway?

-

Clark: Lana, you have $10 million of Lex's money squirrelled away in anonymous offshore accounts. 'Why' would you come back to this freak-infested, Luthor-controlled cesspool called Smallville?

Lana: I'm going to bleed Lex for every dollar in divorce court. *Clark looks puzzled* What, Clark -- you thought I came back to see you?

-

Clark: Kara, don't run in the Miss Sweet Corn pageant!

Kara: And why not?

Clark: The freakin' thing is rigged! You just know the America's Next Top Model chick is going to win the crown. Let's just go to the Fortress of Solitude to complete my training ...

Clarkgirl8

10-14-2007, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by MidgardDragon
Jimmy: "I know how Lana faked her death! She's working with Egyptians!"
:rotfl: stupid Jimmy!!! :lol:

Originally posted by Dodge006
Chloe: "I don't know how you expect me to research your home planet Clark. It's not like I can just go on 'Kryptonsite.com' or anything."
this would be sooo funny! :D

Serynarpc

10-14-2007, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by Silent Kal
Lana: Wait a minute, Lex--I thought you said that you were sorry and you would leave me alone to live my life!!!

Lex: *pause* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You meant you actually BELIEVED that crap? Are you kidding me?!? "Oh please shoot me, I deserve to die for treating you so badly!" HAHAHAHAHA. C'mon Lana, use your head--only a hopeless lovelorn sap would say such a thing. I mean, who do you think I am--Clark?

:rotfl:

Clark: Let me get this right. You married another man, allowed him to impregnate- you know I have no idea what thats about, so moving on to- oh yeah, you FAKED your DEATH. Chloe and I cried.
Lana: Clark, I was trying to protect you. Although you are super powerful and only this one thing can hurt you, somehow I just know that your supporters that surround you wouldn't be able to save you from this as they have in the past.
Clark. I understand. *Stands and walks away, hiding how much this pains him- yet, he has finally became a man and not Lana's biatch* Get out.
Lana: Clark-
Clark: I advise before Chloe gets here. You know how she takes rejection.

Lobby4Chloe

10-14-2007, 06:58 PM

LANA: If that's your cousin, who was that blonde girl who was over visiting from California four years ago?

DarkChilde

10-14-2007, 09:18 PM

Clark: Kara check out my old senior class ring... :)

Alexander III

10-14-2007, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by President_Luthor

Jimmy: Relax. Sure, I'm checking her out, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to break your heart by year's end. Isn't that Clark's job anyway?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, that's a good one! GOOD DISS GOOD DISS!! Take that Chloe!!!

v3rlon

10-15-2007, 01:16 AM

Lex (to Lana): Did you REALLY think I was going to let you live? Since there has already been a murder, a confession, a conviction, and the convicted died of natural causes....BANG!

--and Clark never finds out otherwise...

Jules26

10-16-2007, 12:14 PM

Clark: Lana have I ever told you how bad you smell?
Lana: No.....

Clark: Okay, Just checking

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clarkbunny

10-16-2007, 01:03 PM

Lana: Clark it's really me, I came back for you

Clark: Aww.....why couldn't you just stay dead

:lol:

BTW - I don't hate the Clana just thought it was funny

Chloe Sullivan 2010

10-16-2007, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Jules26
Clark: Lana have I ever told you how bad you smell?
Lana: No.....

Clark: Okay, Just checking

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haha I said this to my friend once to make them mad...it worked...lil bit of advice...never mess with someone who's standing next to a giant thing of cheese dip...it doesn't end to pretty. ;)