Quotes you "wish" were in Bizarro

[PKII]

Clark, "Nice seeing you again Pete"

[meteor_phreak]

Clark to Lana: "I don't know how I could have ever loved you."

[MarieJATW]

Clark to unconscious/dead Chloe: "You can't die. I need you. I love you!"

then she is immediately revived and they live happily ever after!

[ClarksGal]

^^Maybe that's how she comes back. Clark cries on her and his tears heal her. :)

[MarieJATW]

i would love that! lol


good thinking ClarksGal, but i doubt it will happen.... lol


wishful thinking....

[83kaL]

Clark to Lana - Would you mary me :eek:

[superhippie2000]

Bizarro: Arnt i supposed to be dumber then clark?

[yosemiteangel]

Clark: I've got you.

Lois: You've got me? who's got you?

[hanemg]

"Sounds from the morgue drawers? What sounds from the morgue drawers?" the morgue attendant laughed. "These lead lined, sound proofed, and air tight puppies aren't making a bit of noise. It's just your imagination, son."

"Uh, ok, I guess I'll just go home then," Clark said shrugging his shoulders as he turned and walked back out of the room.

[TheBoyk]

Lex: Clark, you have to get me out of here! You're my friend, help--wait, what season are we on now?
Clark: Seven I think.
Lex: Oh, my bad.... hey Clark, Lana was awesome in the sack! I hate you!

---

Chloe: Where am I?
Martha: Oh, this is where characters who get written out of the show are sent.
Johnathan: Hi Chloe!
Chloe: Mr Kent! Wait...but I might be written back in, right?
Pete: Hey Chloe.
Chloe: ... who the hell are you?

---

Batman: So then what'd you do?
MartianManhunter: I grabbed his fist and didn't let him hit Lionel.
Batman: He thinks he's so tough. Stupid dog.
MartianManhunter: Yea--wait, what?
Batman: Krypto. He ate another batarang last night and buried one of my gloves in the yard.
MartianManhunter: I think we're having different conversations here.
Batman: I'm Batman.

--

[Krypton935]

Chloe:Clark I stilll love you!

Clark:Chloe I love you too!!!


Whooo!!! that would be sweet!!

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by TheBoyk


Batman: So then what'd you do?
MartianManhunter: I grabbed his fist and didn't let him hit Lionel.
Batman: He thinks he's so tough. Stupid dog.
MartianManhunter: Yea--wait, what?
Batman: Krypto. He ate another batarang last night and buried one of my gloves in the yard.
MartianManhunter: I think we're having different conversations here.
Batman: I'm Batman.

--


That ones funny. I'm batman lol :rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by ClarksGal
^^Maybe that's how she comes back. Clark cries on her and his tears heal her. :)

No that's how secrets & lies comes back. Only this time, it will likely be Lana's secrets & lies and Clark always crying about them.



Clark: Who are you?

Kara: My name is Kara.

Clark: Who sent you?

Kara: Some guys named Al & Miles. They said that it's too early for you to get the proper development you need and too early for some cape.

Clark: Cape, what cape? Cape Cod? It's too early for me to go to Cape Cod? Well screw them, I'm going. I'll be back next year.



Geico CEO: Everyone, I have good news. Lana Lang is dead.

Geico board members: We just saved a bunch of money by killing Lana.

Geico CEO: Our profits are up 1000% in the first 30 minutes after the announcement was made.

[razta]

Bizzaro: If you're Straight, does that make me Gay?

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by xrayvision
No that's how secrets & lies comes back. Only this time, it will likely be Lana's secrets & lies and Clark always crying about them.



Clark: Who are you?

Kara: My name is Kara.

Clark: Who sent you?

Kara: Some guys named Al & Miles. They said that it's too early for you to get the proper development you need and too early for some cape.

Clark: Cape, what cape? Cape Cod? It's too early for me to go to Cape Cod? Well screw them, I'm going. I'll be back next year.



Geico CEO: Everyone, I have good news. Lana Lang is dead.

Geico board members: We just saved a bunch of money by killing Lana.

Geico CEO: Our profits are up 1000% in the first 30 minutes after the announcement was made.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

they saved more money, then when whitney left.

[xrayvision]

Now you know the real killers of Lana. The car insurance people are the villians of the story.

[BABarracus]

Originally posted by thehenry89
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

they saved more money, then when whitney left.

yea i hated that guy they could have written a better jock

[superhippie2000]

Bizarro: Kneel Before Bizarro!
Clark: If one more person tells me to kneel before them im going to give them a burst of heat vision right between the eyes.

[Minela]

Bizarro: "Well, maybe next time..."
Lois: "Aww, screw it! Clark come back! I changed my mind."

*Bizarro and Lois make out perfusly*

[Merfish]

Clark : Wow! It's Bob Saget!
Bob Saget: Hey Guys, I'm Bob Saget

[TWLOVER03]

Clark: Chloe, when I thought you were dead I lost everything andrealized that I am totally in love with you... so wanna go dance on Lana's grave?

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by Merfish
Clark : Wow! It's Bob Saget!
Bob Saget: Hey Guys, I'm Bob Saget


LOL funny and random lol.

[Heroes4Hire]

Bizarro: Me am Bizarro

[BABarracus]

"HULK SMASH" :p

[Sex Luthor]

Lois to Clark: Slap my butt one more time! Slap it Smallville !!

[smallvillian141]

Clark: "Lana! I thought i losed you"

Lana: "Im sorry clark, i never ment to hurt you... i love you"

Clark: " I love you too lana"

[vanwilderjc]

Martian Manhunter & Clark are in the barn and have that conversation where Clark realizes the Sun is his power source.

Clark: You know all this time, I wondered where i got my strength from. Is that how you get your strength?

MM: No I am a Martian, we get our strength from Oreos

[TWLOVER03]

OREOS bahaha classic!

[L0gan5]

Clark to Lana: So you faked your death to become an Asian hooker?

[svtwamedfan05]

Bizarro to Lois at the manison: If Clark doesn't want any, baby, then come on over here. Me want some Lois.

Lois (while Bizarro is flirting with her): Hm I kinda like this side of Smallville.

Chloe (after the convo between Lois and Clark at the house): Damn what did I miss? See this is what happens when you play dead

Lex: Lana is where? Oh that's it, that biotch is mine, now. If I'm going to be convicted of murder, I better atleast do the crime.

[Alexander III]

Lex to Kara: "Jesus, is that u???"
Kara to Lex: "Do I look like I have a penis to u???"

[svtwamedfan05]

MM (during the convo with Clark) Oh boy, this kid can't be as dumb as I think he is. And to think he's going to be the hero of this world someday. Jor-El if I ever see you again, your butt is mine.

[svtwamedfan05]

Kara: I didn't save you to give you a second chance, I saved you because your bald head was in my way

[DarkChilde]

After leading the Phantom to the Meteor Rock and picking up the gun....

(doing a Samuel L. Jackson impersonation) Lex: So do you read the Bible. I have this passage memorized...

[xrayvision]

Clark: Hey Bizzy, how do you get such a deep voice?

Bizarro: Unlike you Clark, my balls dropped and I don't play with them.

Clark: Oooh, Bizzy...can you sing some Barry White songs for me.

<all of a sudden the Supernatural Trickster appears with a disco ball & bed in a room with 2 hot girls>

Girls: Sing it for us Bizzy.

Clark: No sing it for me!!

Bizarro: My darling I, can´t get enough of your love, Gabe.

Clark: You're in love with Chloe's dad?

Bizarro: Girl, I don´t know, I don´t know why...Can´t get enough of your love Gabe...Oh, some things i can´t get used to...No matter how much I love pie...Just like the more you give, the more I want...And baby, that´s no secret & lie...Oh no, Gabe...

Clark: Hah

<Clark faints out of Bizarro ecstacy>

Bizarro: Thank you, thank you

Girls: Bizzy, you're just like Ol' Blue Eyes

Clark: Just call him Ol' White Face

Bizarro: I thought that was your name.

Girls: Oooh Bizzy, that was some burn you gave that pathetic boy

[xrayvision]

Lex: Clark, I'm sick & tired of your lies.

Bizarro: I'm not Clark and I don't lie.

Lex: Who are you.

Bizarro: You're fantasy unleashed.

Lex: No that's Shelby.

Bizarro: You unleashed him?

Lex: Yeah.

Bizarro: Oh no!!! I'm afraid of dogs!!

[superhippie2000]

Martha and lionel talking on the couch.

Clark: hey mom look what shelby can do.
Martha: Huh.
Clark: Look.

Shelby comes in rubbing his butt on the new carpet.

Martha: SHELBY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Clark gets disappointed look on his face.

Jor - El Voice over: Need your carpet cleaned call Stanley Syteamers.



Its from a comercial of a carpet cleaning company.

[Mr. Clark Kent27]

I wish in the beginning during Bizarro and Clark's fight.

After Bizarro says, "No Clark, I know everything about you. I have all your memories, your thoughts. Every twisted last one of them."

And then continue to talk..."Only it's all bizarre. You know I'm actually glad Lana is dead. After all she's done is make to give you pain. You should have killed her a long time ago Clark and rely on Lois."

Something like that, and after that, Clark would get really mad and punch him! So what Bizarro means is that Lois is better for him.

[TWLOVER03]

Chloe: Turn around
Clark: Hell no are you crazy?!?

[olliejk]

Chloe to Clark:
"He can fly? God Clark you've got to get on that one."

Clark back:
"Fine, I can fly. I admit it. I've just been avoiding it."

Clark takes to the air.

"Heck this is fun, I should have done this in season 5, maybe 6 the latest"

[xrayvision]

<During the scene where Chloe was crying as she watched the video or her & Lana in NY on her computer>

Clark: No Chloe don't cry!!!!

<Chloe passes out again>

Clark: Chloe, your tears are bringing the bacteria on your keyboard back to life. I just scrubbed it with anti-bacterial agent.

Lois: Never knew you're a neat freak Smallville!

[Cyn]

MM: "Your Father would be proud."

Clark: "Which one?"


***********

Lois: "If you ever grab my a$$ again, I'll take your head when I go."

Clark: "But I can still touch your boobs right?"

Lois: "Uhm, yeah."

<slashy goodness>

Bizzaro: "It's what you've always wanted isn't it Lex?"

Lex: "NO! Clark is all I've ever wanted...Any way I could get him...Even if it was just having the woman who had him."

[Spirit Detective]

Originally posted by Cyn
MM: "Your Father would be proud."

Clark: "Which one?"


:lol:

Clark: Who? Lionel? But I don't even know if he's alive.

MM: Don't worry, he's just going to be gone for a few episodes like last season.

[v3rlon]

Chloe (on her meteor power): I just cant talk about it right now.

Clark: I've got to get to the bottom of this in time to print it in today's paper.

Chloe: But Clark, this is terrible. People will see me as a freak.

Clark: The people have a right to know. Besides, it could be my big break into journalism. Hmmm... ' 'Cryptic' Chloe Clams up after Crying for Cousin. ' You know how I LOVE aliteration...