Smallville spin-offs :)

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Which Smallville spin-off would you like to see? Check the descriptions of each show below and then vote above. This is a multiple choice vote.

Wheelex of Fortune: Back by popular demand from Labyrinth is Wheelex. This gameshow features a pissed off wheelchair bound Lex as the host with Lanna Lang as the hostess. Instead of spinning a wheel, the contestants spin Lex. There is plenty of spit flying action when the contestant lands on a bankrupt or chooses the wrong letter.

Who Wants to MB a Millionaire: A gameshow where the contestant uses criminal & underworld tactics like blowing up their parents for insurance money to become a millionaire. Who else but Lionel Luthor would be the host. Trust me, there will be many FINAL answers.

Who's the Boss Ross: No Tony Danza in this one. This one's for the Pete fans. Pete "The Boss" Ross moves in with a successful woman with a marketing agency as her housekeeper while he works his way through college.

Clark Eye for the Straight Guy: A bunch of straight guys who want a makeover go to Clark to re-create their wardrobes. Every episode has Clark putting them in red denim jackets with a blue t-shirt or flannel and blue jeans.

Lana's Family: Move over Thelma Harper, Lana's the new queen in Raytown. Join Lana as Mama, Clark as her goofy BDA blacksmith son, Chloe as his raunchy wife, and Lex as Lana's horny grandson. Lana also stars as the lonely & nosy neighbor, IoLana, and has a dual role in the series. Too much Lana is never enough.

GI Chlo: This new cartoon spin-off of Smallville is about an ex-reporter who joined her uncle Sam's army. See Chloe get a new skill every episode. Watch how Perry White dubs her as the Great Kansassian Hero.

L.A.na Law: A show about Lana as a lawyer and all the grief she causes her clients when she passes out at trials and has massive memory loss.She may be the prosecutor, but the victim is & will always be her.

BDA's of Our Secrets & Lies: A ridiculous soap opera that spans the Clana era of secrets & lies. Watch the comedic scenes with the BDA making up new lame excuses like "My Dog Ate it" for hiding his secret and telling all sorts of lies. This is a hoot of a show.

Cueball in the Family: Lex stars as a bigot limo driver who is somewhat loveable and has a soft side to him. Lana is his "Dingbat" wife, Chlo-ria is his daughter, and Clark is Chlo-ria's "Meathead" husband who Lex always gets into arguments with. Watch as Clark mooches off Chlo-ria who is the breadwinner for the 2 as he is "attending college".

The BDA-Team: In 2006 a meteor shower visitor and his crew were sent to the Phantom Zone by an alien mass murderer for crimes during riot scenes they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Smallville underground. Today, still wanted by Zod, they survive as soldiers of secrets & lies. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the BDA-Team. Join Colionel Smith, TemPeteton Faceman Ross, Howling Lex Luthor, and B.D.A. Baracus on their adventures as they are hired by the helpless to rid them of oppression, cows, and the overabundance of pies. Colionel loves it when a good plan comes together. There is even an episode where Howling Lex goes on Wheelex of Fortune. As usual, BDA Baracus is afraid of flying & has to be KO'd before boarding a plane. The Faceman Ross is the one with the Corvette and gets all the ladies. A great show to watch.

Bonus: What about:

Too Clois for Comfort (spoof of the 80's sitcom Too Close for Comfort): Jonathan, Martha & Clark live in a San Francisco townhouse, with Clark living in the downstairs apartment. Jonathan is a cartoonist creating a cartoon about a Kryptonian cow based on his adventures in Smallville. Lois stops by for morning, afternoon, and midnight delights. Each episode has Jonathan catching them in the act & getting pissed off.

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By the way, an episode of the BDA-Team can be found here:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2479894#post2479894

:p

[Joelito]

All! :D

Wouldn't be awsome to have a dumb Clark in a loop love of Lana? ...:).....wait :confused:

[QBClArKMaN7]

L.A.na Law: A show about Lana as a lawyer and all the grief she causes her clients when she passes out at trials and has massive memory loss.She may be the prosecutor, but the victim is & will always be her.

LOLOLOLOL GREAT STUFF

[ForzaItalia]

I'd love to see a JLA spin off.

A weekly series about Green Arrow, Watch Tower, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, Cyborg, Impulse, Kara, & the Angel of Vengeance all teamed up to fight crime!

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Originally posted by QBClArKMaN7
L.A.na Law: A show about Lana as a lawyer and all the grief she causes her clients when she passes out at trials and has massive memory loss.She may be the prosecutor, but the victim is & will always be her.

LOLOLOLOL GREAT STUFF

Thanks.

[happyending21]

there all soo funny but the BDA team thing sounds hilarious just in its tittle

[Acejournalist82]

I love the bonus more than any other!

[MetroGirl06]

L.A.na Law and BDA's of Our Secrets & Lies? I'd tune in for those. :p

[STFanatic]

You forgot "Are you smarter than a Kryptonian".
:lol:

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America's Got Talon: A show where Clark, Lex, Lana, Chloe, Lois, Martha, and Lionel go to American towns that are not priveledged enough to have Talon coffeehouses and build them in the center of the towns. They also select the staff who runs each Talon by choosing people who miserably failed as employees of other coffeehouses and force them to "go to the mattresses" so they could shut down the competition.

[Sweetie]

Friends or Freaks?

Clark(the dump one),Lois(the spoiled rich girl),Jimmy(the geek),Chloe(the smart one),Kara(the weird one) & Pete(the funny one).They are leaving in Metropolis.They living in the same building,they all reunite at the same coffeeshop.They always attack by mutants or meteor infected freaks send by Lex(experiments 33.1).The Lana's clone is one of them.

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El's Kitchen:

About a BDA working in a KFC (Kent F'd Chicken) franchise he owns. Watch the customers' hilarious reactions to getting treated like crap by Clarkie & after finding out what the BDA (Banged Dead Animal) special really is after eating it. Cueball also works in the kitchen pouring Clarkie-Madness sauce upon customer request. One reality show that will leave you screaming for more. Tastes like chicken!!

[Welling_is_pretty]

I had to go with Clark Eye for the Straight Guy.
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the thought of Clark giving fashion advice to anyone--! *shudders*

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Saved By the El:

A spinoff that goes back to the highschool years of Smallville in between the episodes of the first 4 seasons. Join Clark as he plays tricks on his principals and his adventures with Chloe, Lana, and Pete.

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One BDA At a Time:

Nope no Schneider in this one. Not even John Schneider. In this show Clark is the building maintenance guy always going around to "fix" Lana. Unfortunately for Clark, this show is by Al/Miles, so Clark's the one who gets "fixed".

[Vergon6]

GI Chloe: I am assuming Lex would be Destro in this :P. Instead of investing in a toupee, he invests in a metal plated mask (silver or gold depending on which version), and a voice synthesizer to make his voice deeper, and help mask his real identity.

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American Cropper:

A show where Jonathan (with a big Hulk Hogan style mustache) and Clark build all sorts of suped up farming machinery from plows to crop dusting planes to combines, cow shearing machines, and all things in between.

[STFanatic]

:lol: I like that Xray, good one!
But Cow shearing?
You don't shear cows, you shear sheep ;)

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That's what I meant. But then again, do they have any sheep on that farm?

Latte Night with Lana O' Lang:

A late night talk show featuring Lana Lang and her lattes. She even has her own band--the Lex Luthor 7. In the first several seasons she has a sidekick, but later on, the sidekick leaves and Lana is all by her lonesome--abandoned again.

[Mello Penelo]

And talks about the year 2000 with Mr. T.

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Tales of the Krypt:

A bunch of morbid tales about kryptonite killing people and causing them to do crazy things. Oh wait, this show is already on. It's called Smallville!!!


Originally posted by Mello Penelo
And talks about the year 2000 with Mr. T.

:rotfl:

That was a riot. I can just imagine Lana with Mr. T. LOL!!!!!!!

[Mello Penelo]

Yep.

Lana: I like pink.
Mr. T: I pity the fool that ain't in love with Lana!
Lana: I like pink.

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Originally posted by Mello Penelo
Yep.

Mr. T: I pity the fool that ain't in love with Lana!

Hahahaha!!!

[hiler1988]

Saved By The El definately has potential...Bringing Tom Welling and Dennis Haskings together would be the stuff of legend!! :)

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The spinoff of Clark Eye for the Straight Guy:

Martha's Pie for the Not So Smart Alien Guy: About various red & blue pies that get eaten by the man who doesn't want to be a hero.

[Odysseus]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Saved By the El:

A spinoff that goes back to the highschool years of Smallville in between the episodes of the first 4 seasons. Join Clark as he plays tricks on his principals and his adventures with Chloe, Lana, and Pete.

This definitely gets my vote.

Just imagine...
Principal Reynolds: Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?



Another show idea: Ana-Brainiacs

Featuring the duplicate Milton Fine's from "Hypnotic" all ganging up to pull pranks on various other characters. Features guests like Pinky (Lana) and the Brain (Lex), and Hello Nurse (the interchangeble nurses at Smallville Medical)

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The one I would pay to see is the The BDA Team:

The BDA-Team: In 2006 a meteor shower visitor and his crew were sent to the Phantom Zone by an alien mass murderer for crimes during riot scenes they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Smallville underground. Today, still wanted by Zod, they survive as soldiers of secrets & lies. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the BDA-Team. Join Colionel Smith, TemPeteton Faceman Ross, Howling Lex Luthor, and B.D.A. Baracus on their adventures as they are hired by the helpless to rid them of oppression, cows, and the overabundance of pies. Colionel loves it when a good plan comes together. There is even an episode where Howling Lex goes on Wheelex of Fortune. As usual, BDA Baracus is afraid of flying & has to be KO'd before boarding a plane. The Faceman Ross is the one with the Corvette and gets all the ladies. A great show to watch.

Even made some lines for some scenes:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2479894#post2479894

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Nash Rider (spin-off of Smallville & Knight Rider based on Adam Knight's former life):

Nash Rider, an undead flight into the dangerous world of a BDA who does not act.

Chad Nash, champions the cause of the secretive, the brainless, the liars in a world of Cue Balls who operate below the sheets.

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Mr. El-vedere: This show is set years in the future as Clark becomes a superpowered butler to Lex's dysfunctional family. Clark has to watch over Lex's illegitimate, bastard children, and Lex finds out that some even have the butler's eyes. He also has to thwart Mrs. Luthor, Lex's wife, who's always trying to get into his pants. The best episode is when Lex adopts the Joker's lunatic face-painted children who jump up and down and sing various kid songs non-stop until they drive everyone crazy. The butler's always to blame.

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El in the Family: This is a spinoff to Cueball in the Family. All I can say is Clark...Meat Head. Nuff said. :)

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Zod Squad.
Spare the Zod, Spoil the Child
Star Treb-Ek.
Kryptonian Hot Zod
Krypton's Next Top Zod-El
The Zod Couple
Zodgilla
Ang-El
El-imidate
The Flesh Price of El-Air

I got these from the post below:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2615368&postcount=2417

[Sweetie]

How about BDA's Island.Just like Gilligan's island more sci-fi.The captain beleives that the BDA is a hero and will rescue everyone but,he's too lazy,he prefers to go fishing and spending time with Lola & Mary Dolly at the beach.Lex & Lana are always trying to bribe him or spy on him to know his secret.The mad scientist Lionel always wants to capture him but,his plans never work(just like Will E.Coyote).Will BDA wake up and become the hero that everyone waiting to see ?

BDA:Clark
The captain:Johnathan
Mr.Luthor:Lex
Mrs.Luthor:Lana
Lola:Lois
The mad scientist:Lionel
Mary Dolly:Chloe

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What about:

90210 Ways to Screw Up, Disappoint Your AI-Daddy & Nearly End the World: This spin-off features 1-shot episodes of Clark bringing near apocalyptic scenarios every single episode.

Luthor Family Guy: A show where Stewie is the adult (Lex) and Peter is Otis and keeps screwing up Stewie's plans on killing Clark (Chris).

[MBrittan]

Tales of the Krypt:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Saved By The El definately has potential

ROFLMAO!!! These are hilarious!!!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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The Flesh Price of El-Air

LOL!!!!:D:D:D

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Thanks. BDA-Team would be the funniest IMO. I would probably die of a heart attack after the laughter that show would cause.

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Dawson's Freak: This show is a teen drama about a kid named Dawson who has a meteor freak chained to his basement wall. He tortures the freak and makes him listen to a set of Clana songs set to repeat infinitely. The meteor freak's power is to not need any sleep, so he's pretty much screwed with having to be tortured 24/7.

[biggkoz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is a super funny thread. I love how it phrases "watch as they..." This one was fuuny too... Every episode has Clark putting them in red denim jackets with a blue t-shirt or flannel and blue jeans.

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Cows MD: In this show, Clark becomes a pessimistic, self-absorbed cow vetenarian who plays mind games with his staff and does everything in his power to keep his best friend Jimmy from getting too involved with women who will cut into his "Jimmy time".

[Liarma]

Clark Eye for the straight guy!!! Lovin' it!!

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Dancing With the Cars: This is a reality show where the contestants have to dance in an open road with Lana driving back & forth at high speeds. For the really courageous contestants, Lana drives at high speeds blindfolded as the cash prize level is increased.

[Krypto~Luan]

I prefer Tinyhill

[HumanoidCorvin]

Funny thing...

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Doom & Half Men: Doomsday stars in this sitcom with half of Charlie Sheen after ripping him in 2. There are other halves of men found, which spells trouble in the henhouse.

90Doom10: Doom has a new zipcode.

21 Doom Street: A bunch of young highschool Doomsday police detectives go & solve crimes.

American Pie-Doll: A show where Clark & his doll, Lois, take on obstacle courses together & have to be judged on their performance by Simon Cow-El.

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Mouth Clark: A variant of Smallville with an overweight, very vulgar, foul-mouthed Clark who hangs around his 3 friends, one of whom dies every episode & takes place in the "snowy part of Kansas".

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Kneel or No Deal: Zod is seen strutting his stuff in Hollywood and is cast as the host in NBC's latest gameshow Kneel or No Deal. He forces contestants to kneel or they won't get a surprise prize they want to get. Things are cool until Clark comes on an episode and proposes to him & Zod shows up in a wedding dress the next episode.

The theme for Doom & Half Men:

Doom doom doom doom, doomly doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom, doomly doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom, doomly doom, ooh ahhhh ohh, ooh ahh, ouch
Doom doom doom doom, doomly doom doom doom
Doom doom doom doom, doomly doom doom doom
Doo-oooooooom!


By the way, it seems like the half man thing actually happened in Beast :lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

Kneel or No Deal: Zod is seen strutting his stuff in Hollywood and is cast as the host in NBC's latest gameshow Kneel or No Deal. He forces contestants to kneel or they won't get a surprise prize they want to get. Things are cool until Clark comes on an episode and proposes to him & Zod shows up in a wedding dress the next episode.

The theme for Doom & Half Men:

"Kneel or No Deal"??? "Doom and Half Men"??? ROFL!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

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"Saved by the EL"????? lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!

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I also like:

90Doom10: Doom has a new zipcode.

I would love to see Davis going DD on all those characters and killing off Ostroff's favorite shows.

But my favorite is still the BDA-Team. I would probably die of a heart attack after laughing my ass off with such a show.

[super_j_man]

Zod and Fiora plus 8

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Glad About Moo: Helen Hunt is back, but this time she is the voice of Bertha the talking cow who keeps Clark up at nights because she won't shut up & let him sleep.

[super_j_man]

The Suite Life of Jimmy (Olsen) and Eric (Summers): Once they find out they're twins, they live together in a hotel suite with their mother and cause all sorts of mischeif. Then there's the spin-off where they go to school on a cruise ship.

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Lana Montana: A show about Lana trying to escape the Black Creek, Montana lab facility every episode. She gets far but gets dragged back before the end of every episode. She finally makes a prison break in the 3rd season and is hunted down by kryptonite powered dogs.

[super_j_man]

The Simple Life: Smallville: Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie live with Clark Kent on the farm. (lucky for Clark, that should get your mind off Lana :D) They try to cope with the small town life and at the same time trying not to be killed by the meteor infected. In the final episode, Paris and Nicole both get meteor powers. Paris gets the ability to suck body fat out of any living thing and Nicole gets the ability to body jump.

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The Simple Life: Smallville: Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie live with Clark Kent on the farm. (lucky for Clark, that should get your mind off Lana :D) They try to cope with the small town life and at the same time trying not to be killed by the meteor infected. In the final episode, Paris and Nicole both get meteor powers. Paris gets the ability to suck body fat out of any living thing and Nicole gets the ability to body jump.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oh man, if there would ever be such a show and Clark would still be portrayed as an idiot, I would just die of laughter. Those 2 would even make seasons 5-7 Clark look like Einstein.

By the way, I think you should edit the title of the show & call it The Simp-El Life.

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Family Pie: An animated show with Clark, Martha, and Jonathan getting in misadventures where there are many flashbacks & cutaway jokes about Clark's various dealings with pie.

[SuperheroFan87]

Lana and Order
In the comic book to television drama world, the viewers are divided by two seperate, yet equally important groups: the fans who love Clana and the die-hard mythos lovers who persecute the offender Lana Lang..........by throwing her into a meat grinder.....these are their debates!

Deadliest Catch
The sassy and witty reporter Lois is an awesome catch, keeper of secrets/beast lover Chloe is a great catch.......but Lana Lang (eerie music here) is the Deadliest Catch!

Survivor: Smallville
Viewers who have survived Clana form a support group and make up random, irrelevant schemes to trap Lana on a faraway island.........miles and miles from civilization!

E! True Smallville Story: Clark Kent's Scandalous Character Assassination
In front of the camera he is a guilt-ridden, reluctant, self-loathing emasculated hero....but behind the scenes, Clark Kent is.................pretty much the same!

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Blurfect Strangers: This show is about Lexy Luthorton living in a Chicago apartment when one day he is visited by his distant Myposian, I mean Kryptonian cousin Clarky Clarktokomous. They get into all kinds of trouble with Lex having various schemes to get women and money and other things he doesn't have, but Clark is always there convincing him to listen to his conscience. Eventually they get employed by the Chicago Chronicle and work in the basement mailroom. There is even an episode where they do all types of daredevil stunts because they're under the protection of the Kryptonian god Jorelanos.

[SuperheroFan87]

More shows:

Lanazilla (Bridezillas)
Move over bridezillas, the ultimate queen of mean has a new reality show! Watch Lana scream, whine, shout obscenities, cry, and beat up unsuspecting bystanders when things don't go her way. Joining in the craziness is her long-suffering, emasculated, whipped boy-toy, Clark who gladly worships the sacred, untouchable ground Lana walks on! (wait........isn't there already a show with this exact premise?)

Fear Factor: Smallville Edition
Unsuspecting contestants find themselves in situations where they must face the ultimate fear: krypto freaks!

Life After Uncreative Storylines (Life After People)
Closely examines the Seventh Season of a show called Smallville and paints a horrifying picture of what would happen if the viewership of the show suddenly dropped!

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El-imidate: A dating show featuring Clark with 3 or 4 women on a date. Every episode ends the same---with Clark all sad about Lana, running away from his final chosen woman.

The 5th Wheelex: Another dating show about the Lex from Labyrinth going on dates in his wheelchair. Lex, his wheelchair and 3 women go out on dates and the women try to come between Wheelex. Anyone who is successful in breaking up Wheelex gets a trip to an island paradise on a plane where the pilot jumps off the plane with the last parachute.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Lana Montana: A show about Lana trying to escape the Black Creek, Montana lab facility every episode. She gets far but gets dragged back before the end of every episode. She finally makes a prison break in the 3rd season and is hunted down by kryptonite powered dogs.

:lol::lol:

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The Simple Life: Smallville: Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie live with Clark Kent on the farm. (lucky for Clark, that should get your mind off Lana :D) They try to cope with the small town life and at the same time trying not to be killed by the meteor infected. In the final episode, Paris and Nicole both get meteor powers. Paris gets the ability to suck body fat out of any living thing and Nicole gets the ability to body jump.

:rotfl::rotfl:

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Blurfect Strangers:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kneel before Zod]

El-imidate: A dating show featuring Clark with 3 or 4 women on a date. Every episode ends the same---with Clark all sad about Lana, running away from his final chosen woman.

The 5th Wheelex: Another dating show about the Lex from Labyrinth going on dates in his wheelchair. Lex, his wheelchair and 3 women go out on dates and the women try to come between Wheelex. Anyone who is successful in breaking up Wheelex gets a trip to an island paradise on a plane where the pilot jumps off the plane with the last parachute.

Ha!

[smallville_is_awesome]

Wow these are great!!! Love em!!

[xrayvision]

Thanks s_i_a.

[HeroesUnlimited]

How about ELrose Place? :)

[SuperheroFan87]

How about ELrose Place? :)

or Twin Peaks starring Clark and Bizarro!

[HeroesUnlimited]

General Lane Hospital

[xrayvision]

How about ELrose Place? :)

Nice one. :)

Don't forget:

Mod-El's Ink: A show about a Kryptonian named Mod-El who gets sick and tired of the way a BDA Kryptonian is written in a particular show & starts writing about the BDA Kryptonian after taking over the show. Mod-El destroys a company called Millar Gough Ink and takes it over. Half the show budget is spent on pie and obtaining a spoiled, self-absorbed airhead girl who everyone wants to kill---not for the Kryptonian in the show, but for Mod-El himself so he can have something to eat while he writes & a girlfriend to BS with & get some action from.

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General Lane Hospital

The nurses are like Nurse Ratchet.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Doomsday Night Lights"

About Davis Bloome's high school football days. :)

[super_j_man]

S(mallville)-Files

[Kneel before Zod]

The Isis Bunch:
Lana and Chloe get married, and adopt a bunch of orphaned meteor-freak children in a Brady-Bunch style family sit-com.

[tmchale1970]

my mothers a kryptofreak

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c.s.i.sis kansas:p

[HeroesUnlimited]

The Secret Diary of a Lex Girl

3rd Meteor Rock from the Sun

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What about Turd Meteor Rock From the Sun? A show about SuperLana's radioactive feces that somehow landed in the orbit of the sun. I would assume she would have some trouble getting used to her abilities.

[Canary]

Lois In The House

a young girl is forced to move to the white house as her dad which is a general takes a job for the president.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Sara Conroy Chronicles"

:)

[Kneel before Zod]

"The Sara Conroy Chronicles"

:)
I don't get it:confused:.

[HeroesUnlimited]

I don't get it:confused:.

Sara Conroy is the girl from the Smallville episode "Slumber"

Sarah Connor is John Connor's mother (from Terminator)

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"The Sara Conroy Chronicles"

:)

Damn, that was a good one. In the spirit of The Sara Conroy Chronicles:

Jeremy's Creek: A teen drama about Jeremy Creek and the creek he has running through his back yard where he puts jocks and girls who reject him and shocks them with his electrical powers.

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El's Kitchen:

About a BDA working in a KFC (Kent F'd Chicken) franchise he owns. Watch the customers' hilarious reactions to getting treated like crap by Clarkie & after finding out what the BDA (Banged Dead Animal) special really is after eating it. Cueball also works in the kitchen pouring Clarkie-Madness sauce upon customer request. One reality show that will leave you screaming for more. Tastes like chicken!!


Servivor: A reality show set up like El's Kitchen (see above) where the participants work at the Talon serving guests while being yelled at by Lana Lang & having to cover for her while she skanks around with Seth Nelson & other meteor freaks. Watch as she nags at participants who have secrets & lies. The winner gets their own apron/smock and a graveyard shift job at the Talon where they have to clean up after Davis Bloom.

[HeroesUnlimited]

America's Got Talon: A show where Clark, Lex, Lana, Chloe, Lois, Martha, and Lionel go to American towns that are not priveledged enough to have Talon coffeehouses and build them in the center of the towns. They also select the staff who runs each Talon by choosing people who miserably failed as employees of other coffeehouses and force them to "go to the mattresses" so they could shut down the competition.

:lol:

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El's Kitchen:

About a BDA working in a KFC (Kent F'd Chicken) franchise he owns. Watch the customers' hilarious reactions to getting treated like crap by Clarkie & after finding out what the BDA (Banged Dead Animal) special really is after eating it. Cueball also works in the kitchen pouring Clarkie-Madness sauce upon customer request. One reality show that will leave you screaming for more. Tastes like chicken!!


:rotfl:

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Damn, that was a good one.

Thanks :)

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How about iChloe?

[xrayvision]

By the way, what is iChloe a spinoff spoof of?

Zod, Dunkin', Jock and MaryJane (Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane): A show about Zod being roommates with Whitney and being addicted to Dunkin' Donuts & marijuana. Zod gets all messed up and kneels before the various humans instead of having them kneel before him. In the 1st season finale, a Starbucks comes to town threatening the existence of the local Dunkin' Donuts while Whitney considers killing himself after another girlfriend breaks up with him after sending a video in the mail.

[HeroesUnlimited]

By the way, what is iChloe a spinoff spoof of?

Oh sorry, it's supposed to be iCarly (a kid's show on Nickelodeon). I have a 7-year old neice who loves it.

How about My Name is El? (My Name is Earl) ;)

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Zod gets all messed up and kneels before the various humans instead of having them kneel before him.

:D

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Tales of the Krypt:

lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl:

[xrayvision]

How about My Name is El? (My Name is Earl) ;)


:rotfl:

That was a great one.

[HeroesUnlimited]

These are too funny. :lol::lol::lol:

[EarlTheEradicator]

How about My Name is El? (My Name is Earl) ;)

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Someone always has to go and make another Earl tv show Great just great LOL

[xrayvision]

Kryptonite Rider: Kryptonite Rider - A shadowy superjump into the Lana-obsessed world of a Naman who does not exist. Micha-El Kryptonite, A young stoner on a crusade to champagne the lost cause of the indecent, the El-less, the pie-less, in a world of urinals that operate above the lap.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Kryptonite Rider: Kryptonite Rider - A shadowy superjump into the Lana-obsessed world of a Naman who does not exist. Micha-El Kryptonite, A young stoner on a crusade to champagne the lost cause of the indecent, the El-less, the pie-less, in a world of urinals that operate above the lap.

:rotfl::lol::rotfl::D:rotfl::lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Twilight Zoner" (The Twilight Zone)

"EL" (ER)

"Everybody Hates Lana" (Everybody Hates Chris)

"Lex and the City" (Sex and the City)

"The Weird EL Yankovich Show"

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AND OF COURSE, "Married with Children" starring....

EL Bundy!!!! lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

:lol:

El Bundy. I guess that's the show where Lana finally becomes a redhead if you know what I mean.

Weird El Yank of Itch: A Kryptonian disc jockey who decides to start spoofing songs while his thong starts riding up on him.

[HeroesUnlimited]

\8/ is Enough (Eight is enough)

Kryptonite Court (Night Court)

[Kryptochloe]

"The Bachelor": Clark and all the ladies in the Kent farm. They all want to have her dreamy kryptonian prince. Who will he choose?

"Kal-El's Anatomy" (:eek:... I know I would like to watch that show...:p)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"A Nightmare on El Street" :) :) :)

"The Fresh Prince of El Air"

[xrayvision]

Mr. El-vedere: This show is set years in the future as Clark becomes a superpowered butler to Lex's dysfunctional family. Clark has to watch over Lex's illegitimate, bastard children, and Lex finds out that some even have the butler's eyes. He also has to thwart Mrs. Luthor, Lex's wife, who's always trying to get into his pants. The best episode is when Lex adopts the Joker's lunatic face-painted children who jump up and down and sing various kid songs non-stop until they drive everyone crazy. The butler's always to blame.

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El in the Family: This is a spinoff to Cueball in the Family. All I can say is Clark...Meat Head. Nuff said. :)

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Zod Squad.
Spare the Zod, Spoil the Child
Star Treb-Ek.
Kryptonian Hot Zod
Krypton's Next Top Zod-El
The Zod Couple
Zodgilla
Ang-El
El-imidate
The Flesh Price of El-Air

I got these from the post below:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2615368&postcount=2417

Must be from the makers of The Flesh Price of El-Air

[rebecavaldez]

The BDA-Team and GI Chloe.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Hanging with Mr. Coop" (Hanging with Mr. Cooper)

*Coop was Geoff Johns' teammate, who was killed in Recruit.

[Canary]

Zod's Wheel Of Misfortune (wheel of fortune)

[xrayvision]

Jorel Soap (Soap): A parody show set in the 70's featuring Smallville characters doing spoofs of various soap commercials that have played on TV over the years. The following soap parodies are seen:

Fever 2003 (Lever 2000): Clark has a dream of rub-a-dub-dubbing with a bottle of Jorel back during his fever in season 2 when he suddenly wakes up and says "Lana" while Chloe is reciting her letter

Herb-El Essences (Herbal Essences): Lois has an "organic Lexperience" while taking a shower

Dope (Dove): Lana is getting a sponge bath by the staff at the Smallville Medical Center for the 2000th time

Jest (Zest): The Joker guest stars in this commercial as he puts Nair in Lex's shampoo after Lex finally figures out a way to grow hair

Ovary (Ivory): Another commercial featuring Lana, this time having her soap switched with one that is concentrated with hormones that are absorbed in her skin to make her think she's pregnant so she could marry Lex

Diaz (Dial): Chloe is given a new shampoo to use that makes her hair look like Cameron Diaz's in There's Something About Mary

[Canary]

C.S.I. Kansas

[ i think i heard this one somewhere ]

[HeroesUnlimited]

Ovary (Ivory): Another commercial featuring Lana, this time having her soap switched with one that is concentrated with hormones that are absorbed in her skin to make her think she's pregnant so she could marry Lex

Diaz (Dial): Chloe is given a new shampoo to use that makes her hair look like Cameron Diaz's in There's Something About Mary

:rotfl::rotfl:

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"John and Kate Plus \8/" (John and Kate Plus 8)

"The Kryptonite Show with Jay Leno" (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno)

[xrayvision]

LOL, Kryptonite Show with Jay Leno. It's followed by Latte Night with Lana O' Lang.


Latte Night with Lana O' Lang:

A late night talk show featuring Lana Lang and her lattes. She even has her own band--the Lex Luthor 7. In the first several seasons she has a sidekick, but later on, the sidekick leaves and Lana is all by her lonesome--abandoned again.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"You're my (Family) Guy" (Family Guy) - about Chloe's and Jimmy's married life together. They move next to a weirdo named Glenn Quagmire who keeps hitting on Chloe and threatens to transform into a killer monster if she doesn't sleep with him. She of course does, and Jimmy comes home from work early from his job at the Quahog Planet where he is a photographer. He hears "Giggidy giggitdy" coming from his bedroom. Meanwhile, he finds the pervert neighbor, Mr. Herbert fondling their toddler in the other room.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Dome Improvement" (Home Improvement) - A new reality show about A team of experts who try to regrow Lex's hair.

Coming soon...

"Extreme Makeover: Dome Edition"

[xrayvision]

You just reminded me something I thought of a few days ago:

Lextreme Takeover: Apex Edition: A show about the Apex takeover and how Lex screwed it up. This show not only has Lex, Lionel & Lincon Cole, but also has tons of others involved in the takeover attempt of Luthorcorp whose names also begin with "L".

[HeroesUnlimited]

Happy Memori EL Day everybody! :)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Jeffer Sons of Jor-el" (the Jeffersons)

"Sanford and Son of Jor-el" (Sanford and Son)

"Malcolm in the Mid EL" (Malcolm in the Middle)

"King of the EL" (King of the Hill)

[xrayvision]

Scrabb-El (Scrabble): A word gameshow with a host named Chuck Moo-lery and a limited amount of accepted words like pie, plaid, Lana, secrets, lies, cow, red jacket, and kryptonite. This is the favorite Kryptonian gameshow, even though the Kryptonian contestants always lose to humans.

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Pielander (Highlander): He is Clark MacLuthor... the Pielander. Born in 1987 as a result of a forbidden affair between farmer & magnificent bastard in the pielands of Smallville, and he is still alive; he is Immoral. For 22 years, he's been a worrier... a pielover... a blunderer... constantly defacing other Immorals in combat of gluttony to the death of pies. The winner takes his enemy's secrets & lies obsessed girlfriend -- and with it, her lawnmower.

I am a Telescope Watcher, part of a secrets & lies society of men and women who complain and whine, but never stop. We want to know the truth about Immorals even though they don't want us to - in the end, there can be only one. May it be Clark McLuthor... the Pielander.

[Demien]

GI Chloe I think :D

[SuperheroFan87]

El-Mer Fudd--Be vewy vewy quiet, he's hunting Lanas!

[Alania]

I chose GI Chloe, but can i suggest: "The Clark Kent/Superman show?" Cause it's kinda hard to watch this show in Smallville.:rolleyes:

[HeroesUnlimited]

\8/ Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter

Full House (of EL)

House M.D. (of EL)

Stay away from my Family (Matters)
(http://www.imdb.com/Title?0312081)

[xrayvision]

McPiever (MacGyver): This is a spinoff where Clark comes up with a new pie item for McDonald's menu. He tries to sell them the idea, but they're not interested. Clark gets pissed and promises to bring them down. He develops spy cameras, grenades, and other contraptions all in the forms of pie. He gets caught a few times and gets forced to eat the new kryptonite-laced McNuggets. The McKryptuggets become meteor freaks and come back to life as pieces of fried chicken that try to peck their way out of his stomach. Thankfully, Clark has his McKryptuggets-killing pie flashbang grenades that he eats to kill them. Ronald McDonald then becomes the new Joker-like character and Hamburglar & Mayor Tate McFreeze join him to take Clark down as they do drive-bys at the Talon. A hit waiting to happen.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Meteor Rock of Love"

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"Saturday Night Livewire"

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Veronica Martian Manhunter" (Veronica Mars)

[K!D CHAO$]

ya that was odd-

we all picked gi chloe too huh?

even more odd

[I_AM_LEX_LUTHOR]

Cueball in the family:)

Meet the Luthors:D

[HeroesUnlimited]

Teen Crisis Hotline: NBC (Dateline: NBC)

[xrayvision]

Henry James Kimmel Live

Late Night with Henry James Fallon

Saturday Night Loivage

Aquaman Hunger Force

Crossing Jordan Cross (Crossing Jordan): Jordan Cross gets his powers back and uses them to find out who kills various people before it happens.

[xrayvision]

Coach Altman (starring Craig T. Nelson)

Marsh Madness (March Madness): Not a TV show, but a special marathon of episodes aired during the summer as a pilot for all the Eric Marsh fans. See him in jail as he drops the Jorel and has to get his new boyfriend cigarettes.

Tyler Randall's House of Lane (Tyler Perry's House of Payne): This is what you get when you combine an undead meteor freak with a touch of death with a money hungy Lucy Lane. Lucy seduces various rich men to the place she shares with Tyler as he threatens to use his powers to kill them if they don't wire the money to them.

The Miss Tina Greer USA Pageant

33.1der Years

Melville (Smallville): A show about a town of teens who have meteor induced eating disorders. The "villian of the story" becomes evil because Santa never visited him due to his reindeer being eaten & turned into jerky by the town's teen population.

Melville's Place (Melrose Place): An Ostroff-approved show with a whorish plot and characters who have eating disorders and sleep with each other's boy/girl-friends and eat each other's supply of jerky behind their backs.

[xrayvision]

My Naman is Earl Jenkins (My Name is Earl)

Kyle Tippet, Lex Why (Kyle XY)

Street Injustice (Street Justice)

Pinky and the Brainiac (Pinky and the Brain)

McNally McBeal (Ally McBeal)

I Love Lucas (I Love Lucy): Lucas Luthor is married to a Cuban woman in this comedy & is a stay at home husband. He & his Kryptonian friend, Seth-El get into all kinds of trouble while his wife Vicky, a Cuban orchestra leader works and helps get him out of trouble.

Emily Feud (Family Feud): A show about the tug of war between Lionel Luthor & Pete Dinsmore for custody of the Emily Dinsmore clone.

[HeroesUnlimited]

My Naman is Earl Jenkins (My Name is Earl)

Kyle Tippet, Lex Why (Kyle XY)

Street Injustice (Street Justice)

Pinky and the Brainiac (Pinky and the Brain)

McNally McBeal (Ally McBeal)

I Love Lucas (I Love Lucy): Lucas Luthor is married to a Cuban woman in this comedy & is a stay at home husband. He & his Kryptonian friend, Seth-El get into all kinds of trouble while his wife Vicky, a Cuban orchestra leader works and helps get him out of trouble.


Emily Feud (Family Feud): A show about the tug of war between Lionel Luthor & Pete Dinsmore for custody of the Emily Dinsmore clone.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

XRayVision, I can't keep up with you man. How do you come up with these so fast??? My goodness! These are hysterical!

[xrayvision]

Pigsty El's of the B--ch & Infamous (Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous): Linda Lake is given house arrest on the Kent Farm for her crimes in this show and has to tend to mucking out the pigpens, horse stalls, and chicken coops. Her boss is an El who loves messy situations.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Anyone watching the NH EL playoffs? :)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"South Clark" (South Park) - The Red Blue Blur comes to South Park to investigate the mysterious death(s) of Kenny, a young boy who attends South Park Elementary. After a run-in with "Mr. Henky", he becomes the "Red Blue Brown Blur".

:)

[xrayvision]

Inspired from the meteor freak:
http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4881975&postcount=52

it's:

Dawg The Ostroff Hunter (Dog the Bounty Hunter): A reality show about a bounty hunter who's paid to hunt down the most vile, evil, unmerciful creature in the world and give it a 1-way ticket to hell. Dawg will need your contributions to bail him from jail as he breaks every law to hunt down the disgusting, hated vermin.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Come on, no comment on the Red-Blue-Brown blur? I thought that was clever, lol

[xrayvision]

Oh, I just saw that now since it was on another page. Very nice. :lol:

[HeroesUnlimited]

Thanks for the "courtesy" ;)

[xrayvision]

33 and One Tenth Men (Two and a Half Men): A show about all of Lana Lang's ex-boyfriends & husbands living together after being taken to the cleaners by Lana and having their life savings & manhood taken by Lana. The One Tenth man is Whitney since that's all they could find of him after his death. Each one had a video breakup except for Lex of course, who was set up for murder.

[HeroesUnlimited]

[B]Each one had a video breakup


:lol::lol:

[xrayvision]

Farmed (Charmed): A show about Isobel, Madeleine & Brianna having adventures milking cash cows, causing shirtless dancing, and putting spells on Shelby after being banished to a farm for crimes committed in their past lives.

[xrayvision]

El in the Cell (Hell in the Cell): DC & WWE tag up to create a show about Clark going up against his most hated enemies & other wrestlers in a huge cage.

[xrayvision]

Reno 33.1 (Reno 911): A show about screwup cops who try to stop trouble caused by freaks from the local 33.1 Reno, NV installation out on "recess time".

[Canary]

Traveler (survivor)

1 Man, Travels to earth Not knowing nothing about it, and needs to learn how survive from the bloodthirsty meteor-freaks, before it's too late.


Prize = if you survive you get to go home
Warning Viewer Discretion is advised.
not responsible for any acidents or deaths ;)
enjoy.

[xrayvision]

Na-Man & the Marsters of the Universe (He-Man & the Masters of the Universe): This is an animated spinoff with Clark as Naman who loses his pants & shirt when lifting his sword & saying "By the power of the Fortress". His archnemesis is a blue-skinned cyborg endoskeleton Brainiac voiced by James Marsters.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Na-Man & the Marsters of the Universe (He-Man & the Masters of the Universe): This is an animated spinoff with Clark as Naman who loses his pants & shirt when lifting his sword & saying "By the power of the Fortress". His archnemesis is a blue-skinned cyborg endoskeleton Brainiac voiced by James Marsters.

Also starring Sageethator
:D

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Rachel Dun Leave it to Beaver" - Rachel Dunleavy shows up the the Cleaver home, claiming that Beaver Cleaver is her long lost son, Lucas.

[xrayvision]

"Rachel Dun Leave it to Beaver" - Rachel Dunleavy shows up the the Cleaver home, claiming that Beaver Cleaver is her long lost son, Lucas.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Are you Smarter than a BDA?"

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Last Son of Krypton Standing" (Last Comic Standing)

[xrayvision]

The Andy Connors Show (The Andy Griffith Show): A show where Andy Connors after recovering from Lana-Fu plays a cop on a local TV show and has a son name Mopie (played by Clark). Clark has a dual role as he also plays Deputy Clarky Fife.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Win Ben Meyers' Money" (Win Ben Stein's Money)

[xrayvision]

Who Wants to Bee a Millionaire (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire): A show with Sasha Woodman as the host. This is a show about where millionaires are put into a booth and get covered by bees summoned by Sasha.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"I'm a Phantom, Get Me Out of the Phantom Zone!" (I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!) - America votes to decide which Phantoms get freed from the Phantom Zone.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Level Three's Company" (Three's Company)

"33.1 Jumpstreet" (21 Jumpstreet)

"The Dukes of Hazmat" (Dukes of Hazzard) starring Ross Hog!

[xrayvision]

"Level Three's Company" (Three's Company)

"33.1 Jumpstreet" (21 Jumpstreet)

"The Dukes of Hazmat" (Dukes of Hazzard) starring Ross Hog!

:lol::lol:

Zatanna Montana (Hannah Montana): A show about regular girl by day and a slutty magician by night.

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

G.I. Jorel (G.I. Joe): An animated show about cleanliness in the military. Focuses on the shower habits of a particular army troop and how Jorel works its wonders cleaning wounds, and keeping the troops healthy & infection-free.

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

Welcome Back Potter (Welcome Back Kotter): Nell Potter returns to Smallville to teach a class of remedial meteor freaks who failed & repeated their grade due to their Lana-stalking/killing habits. Ron Palillo stars in this show as a horse-loving meteor freak named Horse Shack. John Travolta stars as another freak named Barbaro who's obsessed with horses, particularly the famous thoroughbred of the same name.

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Tales From The Clarkside (Tales From The Darkside): Kryptonian lives in the yellow sunlit world of what he Belle Reves to be duality. But there is unseen by most who use heatvision on kryptonite a Bizarro World. A place where you just kneel but not as kripto-nightly lit...a Clarkside.

[SGuthrie27]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! xray, your "Welcome Back Potter" was HILARIOUS!!! And Zatanna Montana? Priceless. :D

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[HeroesUnlimited]

:lol::lol:

Zatanna Montana (Hannah Montana): A show about regular girl by day and a slutty magician by night.

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

G.I. Jorel (G.I. Joe): An animated show about cleanliness in the military. Focuses on the shower habits of a particular army troop and how Jorel works its wonders cleaning wounds, and keeping the troops healthy & infection-free.

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

Welcome Back Potter (Welcome Back Kotter): Nell Potter returns to Smallville to teach a class of remedial meteor freaks who failed & repeated their grade due to their Lana-stalking/killing habits. Ron Palillo stars in this show as a horse-loving meteor freak named Horse Shack. John Travolta stars as another freak named Barbaro who's obsessed with horses, particularly the famous thoroughbred of the same name.

:rotfl:

[HeroesUnlimited]

33.1 Tree Hill (One Tree Hill)

Lex Files (X-Files)

33.1 Rock (30 Rock)

Fraggle Meteor Rock (Fraggle Rock)

[HeroesUnlimited]

Snake and Josh (Drake and Josh)

[xrayvision]

Fraggle Meteor Rock (Fraggle Rock)

That finally explains the characters of Fraggle Rock and why they look like mutant Muppets/Sesame Street characters.

----- Added 9 Minutes later -----

Derek Fox-Worthy Show (Jeff Foxworthy Show): A show worthy of Derek Fox. Stamped with the 100% Prime Derek Fox brand. Derek Fox approves it and you better believe it's good. Oh, and did we mention that Derek Fox is on the show? Too good to miss.

----- Added 22 Minutes later -----

Brady Lunch (Brady Bunch): A show about the various sea critters that feast on Brady's body after it was dumped in Hobb's Bay by Mack.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Young and the Ageless" (The Young and the Restless) - Victor Newman's wife gives birth to an exploding baby. :)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"American Id-EL" (starring Simon Cow - (b)EL and Paula Abdu-EL)

[HeroesUnlimited]

Dharma and Greg Arkin (Dharma and Greg)

Crossing Jordan Cross (Crossing Jordan)

Touched by an Angel of Vengeance (Touched by an Angel)

[HeroesUnlimited]

(Principal) Kwantum Leap (Quantum Leap)
:) :) :)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Ugly Bette Sans Souci" (Ugly Betty)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"The Golden Lex Girls" (Golden Girls) - A TV show about all of Lex's exgirlfriends getting together and sharing a house in Miami once they reach retirement age.

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

"Henry James Kimmel Live" (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

[HeroesUnlimited]

"John and Kate plus Tate" - ex - mayor Billy Tate gets brought in as a mediator between the disfunctional Kate and her husband John. Tom Welling guest stars as Jor-el, showing up late at night to torment mayor Tate while he's trying to sleep.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Impulse Forward" (Flash Forward) - Bart develops the ability to see people's future. He and Jordan Cross go to Vegas and win big gambling.

[Canary]

House of El (house)

[xrayvision]

Secrets & Lies to Me (Lie to Me): a show about a specialist who can identify when someone is telling secrets & lies. Run Clark, run!!!

[HeroesUnlimited]

(Principal) Kwantum Leap (Quantum Leap)
:) :) :)

This one has still got to be my all-time favorite. :)

[xrayvision]

33.1 Contact (3-2-1 Contact): A show on PBS that explains the science behind Lex's projects to young up-and-coming evil geniuses.

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

Bethany Hill 90210 (cross between Benny Hill & Beverly Hills 90210): This is what you get when you combine great comedy of the very distant future with Dawn Ostroff's vision for a "perfect TV show". It takes place in the year 90210 where Dr. Bethany has been brought back to life to do eye transplants for socialite beeyoches. Funny chases take place after he screws them up and they chase after him and lose their clothes in the process.

[HeroesUnlimited]

Star Trek Veritas (Star Trek Voyager) - The crew of Voyager finds Clark's ship adrift in the Delta Quadrant and locks a tractor beam on to it. They send it back to the Alpha Quadrant (and back in time) to Earth through a small worm hole with a message that they think this boy is a "Talaxian" which Lionel Luthor mishears as "Traveler"

[xrayvision]

Level 3's Company (Three's Company): a show about the intruders who break into Level 3 and how they are tortured by Lex.

Cryonic Woman (Bionic Woman): a show about Raya's dead body on ice in the Fortress of Solitude and Jor-El's naughty comments about what he wants to do to her.

[HeroesUnlimited]

America's Next Top Moderator (America's Next Top Model) - A reality show, hosted by Craig in which K-Site members are put through a battery of challenges with the top prize of becoming a K-Site moderator.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"Two and a half Naman" (Two and a half men)

[Degobunny]

UFCJLA - a show were all the Justice League members test there bravery and strength by fighting in the octagon.

[xrayvision]

Hackdown (WWE Smackdown): A show where Chloe, Stuart, and various hackers have showdowns to win titles. The hackers have pre- & post-match interviews. There are Bra & Panty matches, but trust me, you don't want to see 99.999% of those. Other special matches include "Dell in a Cell", "MP3-Way Dance", and "LexisNexis Death Match".

[HeroesUnlimited]

"33.1 Meteor Rock" (30 Rock) :)

[xrayvision]

Gleek (Glee): Gleek the space monkey misbehaves and destroys a lot of the Watchtower technology, so Clark must spank the naught monkey. Lois stars as an animal rights activist who "catches Clark in the act" of spanking Gleek.

[hellokitty]

Gleek (Glee): Gleek the space monkey misbehaves and destroys a lot of the Watchtower technology, so Clark must spank the naught monkey. Lois stars as an animal rights activist who "catches Clark in the act" of spanking Gleek.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This whole thread is hilarious. :)

[xrayvision]

Dark Thursday Night Taped (Saturday Night Live): When the lights are out and everyone in the entire world is killing each other, there's 1 thing to do---tape some comedy and real life "skits" with rioters accidentally setting themselves on fire & more.

Mike Dawson's Black Creek (Dawson's Creek): A show that is set prior to Mike Dawson's murder by Linda Lake. He is taken as the first prisoner after Lex figured out Mike Dawson's body created natural steroids as a result of kryptonite in his system. The show is Mike's memoirs of interactions with various prisoners and his conjugal visits by Lana, who pays every prisoner a conjugal visit.

[HeroesUnlimited]

"NumBLURs" (Numb3rs): A mathematical genius thinks he's cracked the code to uncovering the identity of the blur. Watch every week as Chloe attempts to run interference, to throw him off the Blur's trail.

----- Added 16 Minutes later -----

"Lost and Bound" (Lost): Lex, Oliver, and Tess discover that they were actually shipwrecked on the SAME desert island (Exile, Toxic) and Lex doesn't remember having slept with Tess only 6 short months ago. Tess snaps and tries to kill him but Lex takes refuge in a hatch. Meanwhile, Oliver wanders off and meets up with the "Others" and tries to recruit them to the Justice League.

[timo1988]

from these GI Chloe

or the clois one

[xrayvision]

The El Word (The L Word): A show about the House of El members like:

Cow-El, the critic of aspiring musical artists
Mr. Bubb-El, the bubble bath fanatic
SavedByTheB-El, the Screech fanatic
Pur-El, the clean freak of the week
Harv-El, the Roadhouse owner
Carv-El, the don of the ice cream crime family
Caram-El, the candy bar lover
Libertyb-El, the Philly House of El affiliate
D-El, the manufacturer of Chloe's computers
S-El, the House of El member convicted for short selling based on insider trading info
WilliamT-El, the rival of the Queen family

[xrayvision]

Death unLexpected (Life Unexpected): Lex approaches Lionel & tells him he's the son he gave up. Lionel takes him in & gets surprised by the amount of trouble Lex causes & the trouble that follows him around. Eventually, death strikes Lionel as a result of taking Lex in.

No Dinah Canary Family (No Ordinary Family): Dinah's dream of marrying Hawkman & starting a new family of young hawks & canaries is ruined when Oliver gets jealous & shoots Carter in the heart with a "Henry Carter" arrow.

[xrayvision]

The 33.1 Stooges (The Three Stooges): If you thought The Three Stooges was chaotic, you've seen nothing yet. A bunch of badly behaving meteor freaks run amok with Lex in the middle is a recipe for both comedy & disaster. Lots of eye-poking, krypto-pie in the face throwing, explosives-detonating, and meteor power abusing fun ensues.

Henry James-ass (Jackass): This show is about a bunch of guys who play pranks on each other & perform idiotic daredevil stunts. But unfortunately for them, they weren't destined to carry their names, so watch as they kill themselves one by one while doing their stunts & pranks. Henry Clarky Smallville dies when a rabid raccoon is thrown in his bed while he's sleeping & eats him. Henry Lex-L dies when he tries pole dancing on a traffic light post & falls in the intersection during rush hour traffic. Henry James Olsera & Henry Jason "Wee-Man" Teaguna die as Henry Jason Teaguna tries to static shock Henry James as he's siphoning gas out while also smoking a cigarette. Henry Whitney Fordius dies as he tries to jump a gorge in a nitro-fuel police car with no brakes. You get the drift.

[xrayvision]

Fat-sucking Vampire Diarrheas (Vampire Diaries): This spin-off is about Jodi Melville as a fat-sucking vampire biting & infecting other normal humans & turning them into fat-sucking vampires too. Unfortunately for them, the roadkill all over the world is getting tainted by kryptonite, so whenever they feed on roadkill, they have a bad case of the runs about 5 minutes later. Another obstacle they have to avoid are the Winchester brothers who seek to behead them to stop the spreading of fat-sucking vampirism. Jodi is the Alpha & is their main target.

[xrayvision]

33.1 Men (Two and a Half Men): This show stars a Lex who's a total playboy & non-stop party lover & ladies man who has his 32 Cadmus Labs-created clones move in after they get divorced from their wives. Each weekend, a different clone brings his .1 kid to stay with Lex & the other clones at the mansion. Chaos & hijinks ensue as the Lex clones get into trouble as they want to be more like the original and of course as Lex himself gets drunk and goes after anything that walks.

[fantom zoner]

33.1 Contact (3-2-1 Contact): A show on PBS that explains the science behind Lex's projects to young up-and-coming evil geniuses.

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Bethany Hill 90210 (cross between Benny Hill & Beverly Hills 90210): This is what you get when you combine great comedy of the very distant future with Dawn Ostroff's vision for a "perfect TV show". It takes place in the year 90210 where Dr. Bethany has been brought back to life to do eye transplants for socialite beeyoches. Funny chases take place after he screws them up and they chase after him and lose their clothes in the process.


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This thread has got to be the funiest one on the forums. I read all 9 pages, and I never do that.

I'm going to try one myself:
Underwearman (Wonderwoman)- Just Oliver, doing what he always does. It's the cw's idea for a Geen Arrow spin-off....Natrual continuation

[Last Son of Vern]

d'Urberville: Tess gets her own show. Typical plotlines involve the consequences of Tess's violent behavior due to her distrust of men, and Tess's weak behavior due to her trust of men.

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Geoff's Party (Jeopardy): A show about the paralysis-inducing meteor freak, Geoff Johns, from Recruit. This show is all about the underage alcohol drinking parties that he throws with his teammates.

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Veal House of El Wives of Lowell County (Real Housewives of Orange County): This show is about Clark after he married a bunch of his cows and inducted them into the House of El and what they do while Clark is away at work all day.

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Married with no Children- Tells the tales of Olliver and Chloe trying to cope with a childless life, after one of the training sessions ends up with Chloe accidentally shooting an arrow in the wrong direction, hitting Oliver in a very very bad place.
This is a PBS show of course, teaching children the consequences of using weapons

[fantom zoner]

Married with no Children- Tells the tales of Olliver and Chloe trying to cope with a childless life, after one of the training sessions ends up with Chloe accidentally shooting an arrow in the wrong direction, hitting Oliver in a very very bad place.
This is a PBS show of course, teaching children the consequences of weapons

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Date Night With Henry James Fallon (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon): Conan gets his revenge by using his influence to legally change Jimmy Fallon's name to Henry James Fallon & changes his show into a date show where every night Fallon has to take Lana out on dates to expensive places & listen to her whining.

[Last Son of Vern]

Kingdom of the Coming Hearts: In this story set many years after Smallville, a seasoned Justice League, no longer trusted by the public, works on its image by brightening the ranks with a new breed of heroes: Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy and Pluto.

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Jon & Tate Plus Bait (John & Kate Plus Eight): This is a show about Jonathan & Mayor Tate being fishing buddies & catching bass & various other types of fish.

[Last Son of Vern]

Mercy Reefer: This ill-fated crossover spinoff would have paired A.C. with early flame Nancy Botwin.

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Everybody Leaves Lana (Everybody Loves Raymond): A show about Lana complaining that all her boyfriends & parental figures leave her when it is her who sends the Dear John videos & seeks child emancipation laws.

[Last Son of Vern]

Shelbyville: Our favorite retriever stars in an animated crossover by Matt Groening.

[Last Son of Vern]

Star's K & Hutch: In this lighthearted Easter special, Lois and Clark's favorite psychic must find her pet bunny, which escaped after eating a carrot irradiated with Black Kryptonite, threatening a catastrophic surge in the rabbit population.

[Genny]

Everybody Leaves Lana (Everybody Loves Raymond): A show about Lana complaining that all her boyfriends & parental figures leave her when it is her who sends the Dear John videos & seeks child emancipation laws.

This is my favorite :rotfl:

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33.1 Superjump Street (21 Jump Street): Clark and a bunch of krime-fighting Kandorians who can't fly but superjump go to school during the day & solve murders & other krimes during the night. All sorts of freaks attack, but that's when Clark & his force are at their strongest.

Doomsday Night Five (Saturday Night Live): A comedy show with a bunch of sketches about 5 characters, 4 of whom will get Henry added as their new first name & killed off. Same theme every week but just different characters.

The Veal Roastbusters (The Real Ghostbusters): A group of 4 young calfs at the Kent Farm leave & become busters of those who roast their fellow calves. Watch as 1000s of restaurants are invaded and pure chaos erupts. The Roastbusters even have to rid the spirits of their fallen brethren haunting the roasted veal being served.

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This Cold House (This Old House): A home improvement show where Clark makes renovations to the Fortress of Solitude & shows step by step procedures he took to make the renovations so others with "40 story igloos" could follow suit.

41 Minutes (60 Minutes): A news show with Clark & Lois as the newscasters. The reason why the length of each episode is so weird is because of all the commercials that cut into the show & lowered its airtime. Used to be known as 45 Minutes.

Extreme Takeover: Lionel Luthor Edition (Extreme Makeover: Home Edition): A show where Lionel out of the "goodness of his heart" shows up & seizes everything the participants on the show own & throws them out on the street so they could start again with a new life.

Small in the Family (All in the Family): This show takes place in a universe where Lana's parents weren't killed by the meteors and Lana's father Lewis discovers that Lana is not his daughter & his wife Laura fooled around with Henry Small. So after Laura emasculates him in the tradition of her daughter, Lewis is forced to live with a Small in his family. Then, Lana marries a meathead known as Clark, who moves in & gets into all sorts of arguments until Clark himself is emasculated. Ultimately, Lewis & Clark (hahaha, no pun intended!!!) team up and make Henry Small live up to his first name & reveal him to be Henry Henry Small, where his life comes to an abrupt end.

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To and a Half Smallvillers (Two and a Half Men): A show where Clark and Lex are left jeweless after their dealings with Lana Lang. Once they figure being the loosers they are, they are joined in a civil union, next they contact Dr.Hamilton to clone them a son of there own. Lex wants a little Alexander, and Clark wants to name the clone Conner.

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To and a Half Smallvillers (Two and a Half Men): A show where Clark and Lex are left jeweless after their dealings with Lana Lang. Once they figure being the loosers they are, they are joined in a civil union, next they contact Dr.Hamilton to clone them a son of there own. Lex wants a little Alexander, and Clark wants to name the clone Conner.

LOL, nice!!