Quotes you "wish" were in Phantom

[xrayvision]

Lex: Have anything to tell Lana on the phone before she leaves forever Clark?

Clark: Yeah, gimme!!

Lex's cellphone: BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lex: Ooops. I must've deactivated the bomb by mistake. Where do you want the Lana kebobs delivered?

Clark: I've got my eye on you Luthor.

Lex: Clark, you've changed. Why is your hair in an "S" curl?

Clark: I'm leaving Smallville. I'll be back after a while. You better watch your back Luthor, cuz I'm gonna get you!!

Lex: Damn, how could the annihilation of 1 annoying girl cause someone to grow up that much. I'm feeling weird myself. I feel like killing my dad now and running for president. Damn!

[MidgardDragon]

Jor-El: These crystals contain all knowledge from the known 28 galaxies.

*Scene: Lionel is redeemed before Lex comes full circle...or is he?*

Lionel: Son, I'm sor...

*BOOM*

Lex: Goodbye Dad.

Clark: I am Kal-El of Krypton...and I am Clark Kent from Smallville. It's time to embrace my destiny.

[indiandevil81]

*scene: lionel 2 lex after lana boom
lionel: congrats son, now u can clone ur own lana, one that
won't deny u some sweet lovin'..
lex: thanks for the idea dad, I'll remember that when I kill you..

[Chloe>All]

Narrator: What an explosive situation this is! Is Lana a goner? Will Clark escape the moving-spiked-wall-room-of-doom? Will Lex go through with the hair transplant surgery? Tune in next season, same Smallville time, same Smallville channel!

[Bosrudorfer]

Lana to Clark: I'm leaving Lex
Clark: Let me grab the Berry White album!

[superhippie2000]

Bizzaro: me bizzaro. me no likey red and blue jacket/shirt combos.

[meteor_phreak]

Lana: Kind sir in the all black cloak, could you please tell me whom the bell tolls for?

[superhippie2000]

Shelby: Bark Bark (translated: why am i not in this episode?)

JorEl: Dont Complain you got more air time then i did this season.

Green Arrow: Well i was going to be in this episode but noooooooo they had to give it to that martian dude because he has real powers.

Pete: How do you think i feel they beat me up and sent me packing 3 years ago.

Clark: o stop your whinning. I was barely in this season.

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Chloe: "Quick, Clark. Kiss me, the season is almost over!!!"

[RedPhoenix23]

*Lex shows Lana his pimp hand* WHERE'S MY MONEY?!!

[WhitneyFordmanFanatic]

LIONEL (While under the possession of Jor-El): "Lana Lang Luthor, I hearby banish you to The Phantom Zone!" **Tosses a Phantom Zone square at her, sucking her in.**

CLARK (Zooming over and lifting Lionel against the wall as blood comes to his mouth.) "Why did you do that?"

LIONEL (Jor-El): "She was keeping you from your training, Kal-El. Lionel and I have been working together on breaking the both of you up since before the wedding. You must accept your destiny now and become Superman, savior of the world."

[xrayvision]

Clark: Lana's dead Chloe. Who do I give this kryptonite necklace to now?

Chloe: I think you should wear it.

Clark: But that would be gay.

Chloe: Whoa, wait a sec...you're straight?








Dr. Scanlan: Staff...I don't know how I could put this to you lightly...but...our #1 customer is dead.

Dr. Yeagar: No!!!! Not Lana Luthor!!!!

Dr. Scanlan: I'm afraid so.

Nurse: What's gonna happen to us?

Dr. Scanlan: We're all out of jobs. That poor girl kept us employed every week. What are we gonna do now? Wahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Yeagar: Regain your composure man!! OK...I need a team of orderlies to go set these boobytraps all over the Luthor mansion and Luthorcorp.

Nurse: Hooray!! We're back in business!!

Dr. Scanlan: Wherever there's a bald billionaire with too much money & time on his hands, we'll always have a job!!

[svtwamedfan05]

Clark: Lana I'm not from Earth.
Lana: What so you didn't get your powers from the Meteor rocks?
Clark: No I came in the first meteor shower
Lana: You mean the one that my parents died in?
Clark: Naw Lana the one before that.
Lana: How could I have ever loved someone that was responsible for my parents death.
Clark: Wait Lana I....this is why I never wanted to tell you
Lana: Go away Clark!!!!! (gets into her vehicle) and BOOM!!!!!
Clark: Well atleast she didn't die in a meteor shower

[Silent Kal]

Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Luthor. She's dead.

Lex: Really dead?

Doctor: Really dead.

Lex: Really REALLY dead?

Doctor: um... yes, sir. really...really dead.

Lex: Really REALLY REEEEEEAAAALLLY dead?

Doctor: ...

Lex: Don't look at me like that, you don't know her like I do.

Doctor: What's wrong with you people? Dead is dead!

Lex: You're not from around here, are you?

Doctor: Why no, I'm a specialist just moved to Smallville from Metropolis. Your wife visited me last week with a gunshot wound.

=====

Product Placement Pete: Hey Clark, long time no see! I've been in Wichita, driving around listening to REMY ZERO! in my TOYOTA YARIS! while smelling fresh like OLD SPICE RED ZONE! and seeing more clearly than ever thanks to my ACUVUE! contact lenses.

Clark: Okay, seriously dude, why are you here? We have Chloe and Lois to hawk our advertisers' crap now.

Pete: ... it's been a while since my last movie. I need the cash.

[superhippie2000]

Sylar: Me eat Bizzaros brain me no smart now.

[proditaki]

Clark: Mom, Lana died.
Martha: So?
Clark: err..... mom?
Martha: She was holding you back anyway, I think you should date Chloe.. she's hot!!
Clark: Gee, you're right mom. Thanks.. don't know what I would do without you.
-------
Lex: Dad.. Lana's dead.....
Lionel: Yes son, i know ... how hard.. this.. must be... for you....
Lex: By the way, you're next..
*boom*
Lex (to bodyguard): Please have this up cleaned up while i go out for dinner.

[xrayvision]

Lex (in jail): Clark, why is your face turning gray. And why do you not have your red jacket on?

Bizarro: Because I'm Michael Jackson. Haven't you seen Thriller?

Lex (in jail): Guards!!! Help!!!!!!!!

[green lantern_96]

lois to chloe: will you just buck up already, beat the hell out of lana, and go get your man

[manofsteele05]

CLARK: LEX, Lana is DEAD, how could you kill your own wife? You planted a bomb in her car and now shes DEAD"

LEX: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[msleggie]

Chloe: Clark, I can't believe you told Lana your secret! Why is she worthy of this information? I want to be the only person who knows, now come lay one on me!...

Clark: huh?....Alright whatever....KISS!!!

[svtwamedfan05]

Lois: Alright GO Bizzaro. Beat the crap out of Clark. He won't listen to us about the whole Lana issue maybe you can knock some sense into him.
Clark: Thanks alot Lois
Lois: Well someone has to knock some sense into you

[xrayvision]

Clark: What's this?

Ollie: Oh, you met our newest member...Bizarro.

Clark: But he's a phantom.

Ollie: Doesn't matter. He doesn't wanna mope around all day and play with his telescope while dreaming of Lana.

Clark: Oh, OK...I had a feeling you'd say that Quiver Boy. That's why I brought over Lanazarro!

Lanazarro: Known facts & truths...that's all you tell me Bizarro. I want dishonesty dammit!

Bizarro: OK, let's get out of here and I'll tell you all the truth you need.

Lanazarro: It's always honesty with you. Can't you lie for once?

Ollie: We've lost him.

Clark: Tee-hee-hee.

Ollie: I hate you. We had a superpowered dude with all those powers and you made us lose him.

[adromidon]

Clark: What do you mean Lana is dead?
Lionel: What part of dead is unclear to you son?
---------
Lana recovers from fakeing her death and retreats to the barn
----------

Bizzaro: I must get laid and prepetuate my line but who......................Lana thats it
Lana: Get away from me you silver face freak
Bizzaro: You know you love me:
Lana: who are you
Bizzaro: I am you fantasy come true baby!

MMH: Clark you will be tested again but this time it will be a test of Emotion
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: You will have to face some things that will make you angry but you must resist the temptation.
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: YOU WILL BE TESTED EMOTIONALY DAMN IT?
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: YOU WILL CATCH BIZZARO HAVING SEX WITH LANA DAMN YOURE SO DENSE.
Clark: What do you mean? Lana does not know Bizzaro? Lana is alive?
MMH: Nevermind just leave!

[kkjdt]

Originally posted by adromidon
Clark: What do you mean Lana is dead?
Lionel: What part of dead is unclear to you son?
---------
Lana recovers from fakeing her death and retreats to the barn
----------

Bizzaro: I must get laid and prepetuate my line but who......................Lana thats it
Lana: Get away from me you silver face freak
Bizzaro: You know you love me:
Lana: who are you
Bizzaro: I am you fantasy come true baby!

MMH: Clark you will be tested again but this time it will be a test of Emotion
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: You will have to face some things that will make you angry but you must resist the temptation.
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: YOU WILL BE TESTED EMOTIONALY DAMN IT?
Clark: What do you mean?
MMH: YOU WILL CATCH BIZZARO HAVING SEX WITH LANA DAMN YOURE SO DENSE.
Clark: What do you mean? Lana does not know Bizzaro? Lana is alive?
MMH: Nevermind just leave!

yeap that is our BDA for you:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[adromidon]

lol I thought so

[pharaoh8]

that is wrong

[adromidon]

lol but oh so funny

I mean he is dense clark is so why not

[HotStudsSuccess]

Originally posted by adromidon
lol but oh so funny

I mean he is dense clark is so why not

And he pretty much admitted it to Lex in AQUA

Clark: Guess I am naïve

:lol:

[xrayvision]

Fans of the show Perfect Strangers will like this:

Clark: Wait, Lana. I can't lose you again... not without telling you the truth about me.

Lana: Clark, I already know about your powers.

Clark: There's more.

Lana: You're from another planet?

Clark: Of course I'm not...don't be reedeeculous. I'm from another country. It's called Mypos. It's 1000's of miles away, and my parents sent me here to save me. They sent me to Smallville just before Mypos was destroyed.

Lana: I'm so happy. Let's do the Dance of Joy!

Lana & Clark (together): Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hep!!!

Clark: Now make us some bibbibabka's.

Lana: But if I don't make them right, they can explode?! I'll make them at the Talon. I have a recipe book there.

<Lana at the Talon...>

Lana: OK, Clark, I got the bibbibabka's loaded in my Envoy. I'm heading back to the farm now.

Lionel (on the street): No Lana, you don't know how to make bibbibabka's!!!

<Lana gets in her car>

Lana: What's that noise? Uh-oh!

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Back at the Luthor Mansion>

Lionel: Lana's gone Clark.

Clark: What do you mean gone?

Lionel: I mean, bibbibabka's go BOOM.

[adromidon]

lol

[adromidon]

that is so funny