No booty for Lex tonight lol

[Bosrudorfer]

I was laughing... sorry Lex seems like Lana isnt in the mood. Regardless of how many candies you light. :lol:

[BWOracle]

I don't think Lex has gotten as much as a kiss since she said I do.

[~Chloe&Clark~]

I was totally waiting for one of those..."Wanna try again?" lines... like hey you just lost a baby, but lets make a new one... lol, I would have LOST it... hehe

[Brizzle]

Yeah that **** was funny I think he is suspecting her now

[paolinki25]

Let's just hope Lex would get a sultry, smart, dark, lady next season. Oooo. Mercy Graves! Mercy would be awesome!. :D

[Brizzle]

Lana just needs to **** clark one last time for real cuz she ain't been gettin much either lately

[Deana]

Lex's Journal: Attempt number 20 of getting Lana back in bed...foiled. Next time I'll try roses.

[paolinki25]

Originally posted by Deana
Lex's Journal: Attempt number 20 of getting Lana back in bed...foiled. Next time I'll try roses.

OR a Coldplay song. :p

[Bosrudorfer]

Originally posted by Brizzle
Lana just needs to **** clark one last time for real cuz she ain't been gettin much either lately

ROFL

Well maybe that is why Lex has become so evil the past few episodes... as Jackie Chan said in Rush Hour 2 "All he wanted was some Mushu"

[AndiGirl]

Originally posted by BWOracle
I don't think Lex has gotten as much as a kiss since she said I do.

I noticed that too. Can Lex really be this dense? I mean...his wife hasn't kissed him on the lips once since they've been married. Of course he could think it's because of the baby....but she didn't before the baby was lost. So Lex, if your wife won't kiss you what makes you think she's going to want to have sex with you???:lol:

[LanaKent113]

Originally posted by Brizzle
Lana just needs to **** clark one last time for real cuz she ain't been gettin much either lately

Totally agree with you there!! That'd be a win/win situation. And while their at it, have Lex walk in on them too...what the hell, he might as well since he is gunna freak out on her next episode anyway, might as well make it really good, and let him get an eyeful of what real love is!! That would be the icing on the cake after being totally rejected by Lana tonight...I was LMAO!!!

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Do Lex and Lana even sleep in the same room? From what I've seen Lana has her own room and I don't have a clue where Lex sleeps. If he even sleeps at all.

[idunowinks]

In promise it showed them in the same bed..but i think thats the only time..

[maryjanewatson]

oh, i laughed. I laughed indeed. he can tell that she is repulsed by him, and it makes me laugh.

she, thats what turns him evil. sexual repression.

[friday]

Oh Lex, did you even get lucky on your wedding night? :lol:

[Markd329]

Good grief! You mean with all of that power and money Lex has, he can't get a booty call with one of those high-priced call girls in Metropolis? What kind of business titan does he think he is? Like all of the other titans get their booty on the side, why can't he get the same?

Ice-T said it best: "Every powerful man has three women. One is his wife, the second is his mistress, and the third is his ho."

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Originally posted by Markd329
Good grief! You mean with all of that power and money Lex has, he can't get a booty call with one of those high-priced call girls in Metropolis? What kind of business titan does he think he is? Like all of the other titans get their booty on the side, why can't he get the same?

Ice-T said it best: "Every powerful man has three women. One is his wife, the second is his mistress, and the third is his ho."

Ay caramba !

[Mrs.Bizzaro]

Looks like Lex dosen't like being married to himself... cause lana has sure turned into the female version of lex... like his "mirror" I wonder if Lionel decoded that one?

[skylar]

By know Lex has to be wondering if is little soilder still work. After all he has pulled with Lana he thinks she's going to give it up. What a a$$.

[redkrypclark]

im just a little curious about something clark got the nickname smallville from lois after seeing him nude in the field at the begining of season 4. what makes you guys think he could even get it on with lana. i mean sure they slept together a couple times in season 5 but thats when he wasnt himself maybe kryptonians are like asians lol. they have their strengths but also have one hell of a weakness.

[smallvillefreak24]

that part was sooo funny/awkward.. i guess that was subtle way of lana saying no i do not want to have sex and actually get impregnated with ur demon spawn

[Krypton935]

That was a funny scene. I was like "ummm..how long as it been since she even kissed you? Why would she want to **** you?"
i found it quite funny.

[Kid Collins]

I see it's not only Clark sitting around playing his balls.

Welcome to the club Lex! :lol:

[SecretzNLyz15]

Originally posted by redkrypclark
im just a little curious about something clark got the nickname smallville from lois after seeing him nude in the field at the begining of season 4. what makes you guys think he could even get it on with lana. i mean sure they slept together a couple times in season 5 but thats when he wasnt himself maybe kryptonians are like asians lol. they have their strengths but also have one hell of a weakness.

Practice makes perfect;)

[Bosrudorfer]

Originally posted by redkrypclark
im just a little curious about something clark got the nickname smallville from lois after seeing him nude in the field at the begining of season 4. what makes you guys think he could even get it on with lana. i mean sure they slept together a couple times in season 5 but thats when he wasnt himself maybe kryptonians are like asians lol. they have their strengths but also have one hell of a weakness.

One would think Superman would be like the energizer bunny when it came to that aspect.

[redkrypclark]

oh im sure he can go all night but it takes an awefully long time to get to england in a row boat

[Kid Collins]

Lana was throwing herself at Clark in Fanatic and telling him he hadn't touched her in a long time.

And in Hidden Lana said she hadn't had a good night sleep in a long time. That means sex 24/7. :lol:

If Clark wasn't all that in the sack, I doubt Lana would care if Clark put out or not.

[redkrypclark]

that was human clark. kryptonian clark we arent so sure about thats why he was so depressed i think his exact words were i am not normal anymore when he told his parents

[BadClark4Ever]

I loved that scene. lana looked so disgusted at the idea of having sex with Lex! LOL. Frankly. hero sex has its perks, but you'd think in her role as Lionel's spy Lana would make the ultimate sacrifice and sleep with her evil diabolicaly uh... husband...

[redkrypclark]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i know that avatar i have seen it somewhere before badclarkforever

[BadClark4Ever]

ahhh! you are BIZZARRO RED K CLARK KENT!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS< THERE"S AMETEOR SHOWER APPROACHING

[Kid Collins]

Originally posted by redkrypclark
that was human clark. kryptonian clark we arent so sure about thats why he was so depressed i think his exact words were i am not normal anymore when he told his parents

Clark is afraid of hurting Lana after he got his powers back. He's afraid he'll lose control. That's why he told his parents that.

I think what's even more important was that Lana didn't know his secret. So he didn't want to have sex with her if he couldn't be totally honest about himself.

[redkrypclark]

wait why am i bizzarro wait nevermind i like being the bad guy mwahahahaha lol

lol i know i just like to screw around im sure it was the fact that he was concerned about the possibility of hurting her remember hypnotic and then he did hate lying to her

[BadClark4Ever]

Red K Clark is much more fun. But yes, he didn't want to hurt Lana. That plan always works out so well...ha!

[redkrypclark]

lol tell me about it i couldnt hurt her anymore so let her go dragged her into this huge love triangle quit looking after her let her marry lex, while being falsely impregnated in the process to name a few

[BadClark4Ever]

It's all makes sense in Smallville.... otherwise known as a parallel dimension where... I can't even get into it!

[redkrypclark]

i think he is amazing thats the man of steel from the comic books and movies :) always saving people

[BadClark4Ever]

I have gone Bizarro! I am going to kiss Lana! Then Lois! Then tease Chloe! And finally, marry Shelby like i promised.

[CDLBLUE]

Since when does a whore need " to be in the mood", Lana is nobodies idea of a virtuous woman, and she and Lex had plenty of sex from "Whiter" on down, she told him many times that she loved him in "Static" and other episodes, it may be that she does have a shred of dignity left and she realizes that she is just another tramp that Lex balled and boned, and she doesn't like it, but its way to late for that, she bound herself to a monster and if the spoilers are true she is going to take drastic measure to escape him, Good Luck, but if she thinks that she can outwit the Luthor's with all of their money and power she is even more supid and delusional then even I gave her credit as being.

[Kid Collins]

Originally posted by CDLBLUE
Since when does a whore need " to be in the mood", Lana is nobodies idea of a virtuous woman, and she and Lex had plenty of sex from "Whiter" on down, she told him many times that she loved him in "Static" and other episodes, it may be that she does have a shred of dignity left and she realizes that she is just another tramp that Lex balled and boned, and she doesn't like it, but its way to late for that, she bound herself to a monster and if the spoilers are true she is going to take drastic measure to escape him, Good Luck, but if she thinks that she can outwit the Luthor's with all of their money and power she is even more supid and delusional then even I gave her credit as being.

Yeah, Lexana were having plenty of sex that's why Lex had to fake her pregnancy!! :lol:

And when Lana was having sex with Lex it was because she thought she was in love with him.

Notice that after all the crap went down with Lexana, she won't let him touch her anymore. Because that love is gone.

Yeah, that makes Lana a whore allright. :rolleyes:

[wolverine316]

All she needs is a good pounding from Clark and she will be fine.

[lissie14]

Originally posted by wolverine316
All she needs is a good pounding from Clark and she will be fine.
And the reason would be.....?

[CLanaF23]

um after what Lex did...Lana has every right to NOT wanna even hardly touch Lex!!!! hes such a jerk...

Originally posted by CDLBLUE
Since when does a whore need " to be in the mood", Lana is nobodies idea of a virtuous woman, and she and Lex had plenty of sex from "Whiter" on down, she told him many times that she loved him in "Static" and other episodes, it may be that she does have a shred of dignity left and she realizes that she is just another tramp that Lex balled and boned, and she doesn't like it, but its way to late for that, she bound herself to a monster and if the spoilers are true she is going to take drastic measure to escape him, Good Luck, but if she thinks that she can outwit the Luthor's with all of their money and power she is even more supid and delusional then even I gave her credit as being.


First off Lana is NOT a whore..how is she a whore?? she lost her virginity to CLARK and she only had sex with LEX LIKE ONCE AND there is no proof or facts that back up anyone calling a whore...if you think she a whore you need to look up da definition cause it don't apply to her!!!

[SecretzNLyz15]

Sleeping with two men does NOT make her a whore! God..go look up the word.

[darkone]

Originally posted by idunowinks
In promise it showed them in the same bed..but i think thats the only time..

That was Lana's wedding present.Fair enough. :lol:

[SecretzNLyz15]

I have no doubt that they haven't consummated the marriage. Lana can't stand him touching her, I mean look at her face when Lex was leaving after being shot down..that was comical.

From the pink script, sadly, they have been sleeping in the same bed..just no action..lol

[Kid Collins]

I don't have any doubt that they haven't consumated their marriage because in Combat, Lana wouldn't even kiss Lex on the lips. That was when they were suppose to go on a honeymoon but Lana said no.

And then right after that she thought she lost her baby and went into depression and in Progeny, she found out the baby was faked. Definitely after that, Lex isn't getting any booty. :p

[Seryna]

There is no way Lex can expect to get any love from Lana after the manipulation & lies from 'Freak' on.

I've attempted to think of all the reasons and I think my fingers would wither and fall off if I tried to type them all up.

I get lost around 'You had my best friend almost killed- than abducted & experiemented on her- than ordered her cousin killed'- because Lana doesn't know all of that.

Can she loathe him for simply being himself without all that window dressing?

[msleggie]

Originally posted by BWOracle
I don't think Lex has gotten as much as a kiss since she said I do.

yeah, you could tell that he was itching to get more physical, I don't even think they did anything on their wedding night, poor lex....:D

[Dee]

Originally posted by CDLBLUE
Since when does a whore need " to be in the mood", Lana is nobodies idea of a virtuous woman, and she and Lex had plenty of sex from "Whiter" on down, she told him many times that she loved him in "Static" and other episodes, it may be that she does have a shred of dignity left and she realizes that she is just another tramp that Lex balled and boned, and she doesn't like it, but its way to late for that, she bound herself to a monster and if the spoilers are true she is going to take drastic measure to escape him, Good Luck, but if she thinks that she can outwit the Luthor's with all of their money and power she is even more supid and delusional then even I gave her credit as being.

Hmm....If Lana's a w****, I wonder what that makes Lois. That comment was completely uncalled, and rude. *rolls eyes*

[Seryna]

How are we applying the word 'whore' here?

Is she a whore for picking up so soon with Lex, being with him at all...?

As some have said, we need to set some perimeters to carry on that train of thought.
Is Chloe a whore... well, nvm, shes' only been with Jimmy since high school, right?

Oh, is Clark a manwhore? He's been married to Alicia, physical with just about every female lead.

I forgive Crimson & Rush, do to the fact that Red K makes Clark' looney- and horny, apparently.

[SecretzNLyz15]

Originally posted by Seryna
How are we applying the word 'whore' here?

Is she a whore for picking up so soon with Lex, being with him at all...?

As some have said, we need to set some perimeters to carry on that train of thought.
Is Chloe a whore... well, nvm, shes' only been with Jimmy since high school, right?

Oh, is Clark a manwhore? He's been married to Alicia, physical with just about every female lead.

I forgive Crimson & Rush, do to the fact that Red K makes Clark' looney- and horny, apparently.

When has Clark been 'physical' with anyone but Lana? Are we confusing the actual show with fanfictions? :lol:

[Seryna]

Originally posted by SecretzNLyz15
When has Clark been 'physical' with anyone but Lana? Are we confusing the actual show with fanfictions? :lol:

No, as I do not read fanfictions.

Clark has locked lips & carried on with Chloe, Lois, Hypno girl and amrried Alicia, way back when.

[citizenlen]

Not to mention Kyla and other girls that I can't recall. Didn't Clark kiss the teacher in Heat too?

Until Lana has surpassed the long list of Paris Hilton's FTF, then she can be called a wh***. (FTF stands for Friends That F)

[SecretzNLyz15]

Originally posted by Seryna
No, as I do not read fanfictions.

Clark has locked lips & carried on with Chloe, Lois, Hypno girl and amrried Alicia, way back when.

Lets start the list then shall we?

Chloe- They ALMOST kissed in Tempest, But did NOT. Any other kisses besides the Vessel kiss had clark UTI of red k. The Vessel kiss was also initiated by Chloe.

Lois- Lois is the one who kissed Clark in any of the kisses and that was also because he was UTI of red k. The Hydro kiss doesn't count since he was under the guise of Green Arrow.

Hypno girl- Self-explanatory. Clark was hypnotized.

Alicia- Red k. Point blank.

Being UTI of anything doesn't count.


Originally posted by citizenlen
Not to mention Kyla and other girls that I can't recall. Didn't Clark kiss the teacher in Heat too?

Until Lana has surpassed the long list of Paris Hilton's FTF, then she can be called a wh***. (FTF stands for Friends That F)

Clark and Kyla shared, as far as I remember, only one true kiss, then she died.

Clark only kissed the teacher because he needed her to think that he was affected by her pheromones. He didn't like kissing her as you can tell from his body language and facial expressions.

AND..just so no one else brings it up later, Clark kissed that cheerleader in Devoted to distract her from noticing Lois going through her purse for the solution of the kryptonite water.

[ShelbyKent]

Lex was trying to take advantage of Lana's weakness for candle-lit rooms.... remember Lana's old apartment set-up at the Talon? Candles galore, especially when she was putting the moves Clarkie.... :lol:

But alas, the candles did not help Lex at all in this scene :lol:

[redraven]

Originally posted by redkrypclark
im just a little curious about something clark got the nickname smallville from lois after seeing him nude in the field at the begining of season 4. what makes you guys think he could even get it on with lana. i mean sure they slept together a couple times in season 5 but thats when he wasnt himself maybe kryptonians are like asians lol. they have their strengths but also have one hell of a weakness.

I doubt that Clark has THAT kind of a weakness...I mean, have you seen how big his feet are? :lol: