Quotes you "wish" were in Prototype

[xrayvision]

Clark: Hi Lex. Why'd you call me here?

Lex: I have a friend I want you to meet.

Clark: Who's he?

Lex: Sick'em boy!

[superhippie2000]

Lex to his goons: You are all fired. I told you to make the prototype look exactly like Clark Kent. This guys hair is too greasy and his muscles are too small.



Clark: this dude has a forcefield and i cant stop him.

Chloe: well use your superbreath to blow him away.

Clark: I would but i cant.

Chloe: why not?

Clark: Budget problems.

Chloe: What are you talking about this is real life not some tv show.

Clark: :rolleyes:

[svfan50]

Originally posted by superhippie2000

Clark: this dude has a forcefield and i cant stop him.

Chloe: well use your superbreath to blow him away.

Clark: I would but i cant.

Chloe: why not?

Clark: Budget problems.

Chloe: What are you talking about this is real life not some tv show.

Clark: :rolleyes:



lol....:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: Budget problemss!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

that is hillarious..!!!!!!!!!! too funnyyy...!!!

*rolls laughing*

[nightshadz]

Chloe: Clark, why can't you pick me up and superspeed me around town. You know my Toyota Yaris has crappy gas mileage and has broken down twice in the first 5,000 miles!

[meggy]

Clark and Wes:

Wes: dude! would you stop crying and fight me already!

Clark: *sobs* I can't! Everything reminds me of Lana! You were made by Lex, you remind me of Lex, Lex reminds me of Lana, your dark hair reminds me of Lana, your outfit reminds me of that one jacket than Lana had 3 years ago.....

Wes: ohh for heavens sake! *throws himself to his death in an attempt to get away*
*****************************

Clark and Chloe:

Chloe: so was everything a success?

Clark: no. he died. Everything reminds me of Lana!...his hair reminded me of Lana, the way he died reminded me of Lana..the outfit reminds me of this one jacket....

Chloe: for the love of Christ! *throws herself off damn in an attempt to get away*

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Clark, Lois and Martha

Martha: Chloe was in the barn looking for you

Lois: Whassup Smallville?

Clark: Chloe's gone mom!....she remids me of Lana, the way she ran away reminds me of Lana when she went to Paris, the way you say "Smallville" reminds me of Lana..that jacket you wear Lois, reminds me of that one jacket Lana had years ago.....

Lois and Martha: in the name of everything holy!!!!! *throws themselves off roof of Kent Barn to get away*

*****************************

Clark and Lana:

Clark: Lana, there's only you left in my world..everyone else is gone...

Lana: well, that's sad, cause...i realized i still love Lex....money is power...i was able to get in a museum because of him...i hate your red jacket....

Clark:..but Lana, this red jacket reminds me of you, and that one jacket you had years ago....

Lana: &**#$!!! *crashes her own car in an attempt to get away*

[MackLove]

Chloe (to Martha): Clark is strong, fast, and can do tons of cool stuff, but that prototype sure did kick the crap out him..

Martha: Yeah, I talked to Jor El about that, he said if Clark would ever do his training he'll learn a move or two.

[Lostfan588]

Lana: I love you so much Clark.

Clark: I love you too Lana.

Chloe: C'mon you guys? What are you waiting for! Make-out already!!!

Martha: *cheers*


(hey...I wouldn't be surprised
:rolleyes: )

[svfan50]

Originally posted by Lostfan588
Lana: I love you so much Clark.

Clark: I love you too Lana.

Chloe: C'mon you guys? What are you waiting for! Make-out already!!!

Martha: *cheers*


(hey...I wouldn't be surprised
:rolleyes: )



ahhh....you said this Lostfan...!!!!! :eek:


*faints*

[thehenry89]

Clark: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

chloe, lois, lana, martha, shelby, and lionel:.....

[Dark Knight23]

Wes Keenan: I'll be back.

:lol:

[xrayvision]

Lana: Lex, what's with all these candles?

Lex: It's been a while since I got some Lana. Plus, we should try for another baby, don't you think?

<Lana is pissed, but hides it as Lex tests her to see if she knows the truth>

Lana: Lex, the last time we did that, I lost the baby.

Lex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you lost the baby & I lost the black ship. You can take some of the special vitamins that Luthorcorp has been making.

<Lana gets even more pissed as Lex continues to test her>

Lex: C'mon Lana. You said it yourself...Nothing is smoother than Lex Luthor.

Lana: Well, you do have one big bad baldie body. Fine lets do it.

<They disrobe>

Lana: Lex, why is that man watching us?

Lex: He's my bodyguard. It's nothing actually. He had a case of stagefright and is taking notes on how to please a woman.

Lana: Why is he burning my driver's license and social security card in the flames of the candles?

Lex: Lana, you're seeing things. They say that if you stare into fire, it makes you hallucinate.

Lana: Why is he writing with chalk on the floor?

Lex: He's uhhh, a schoolteacher by day & an artist by night.

Lana: You just told me he's your bodyguard.

Lex: A little less talk Lana and some more action.

<Just then Clark pops his head out of the window and delivers a quick blast of cold superbreath at Lex>

Lana: I thought you said it was your bodyguard who had the stagefright?

Lex: I gotta go Lana.

<Later on>

Bodyguard: Sir, why were you trying to get it on with your wife with all those candles in there?

Lex: Because she's not worth the electric bill. Did you finish laying out the chalk for Lana's murder?

Bodyguard: No, some big dude wearing plaid showed up and was allergic to it, so he sneezed and it blew all over the place, even on your wife. He then proceeded like a dork to wipe it off her, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it.

Lex: Aaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!

[svtwamedfan05]

Originally posted by meggy
Clark and Wes:

Wes: dude! would you stop crying and fight me already!

Clark: *sobs* I can't! Everything reminds me of Lana! You were made by Lex, you remind me of Lex, Lex reminds me of Lana, your dark hair reminds me of Lana, your outfit reminds me of that one jacket than Lana had 3 years ago.....

Wes: ohh for heavens sake! *throws himself to his death in an attempt to get away*
*****************************

Clark and Chloe:

Chloe: so was everything a success?

Clark: no. he died. Everything reminds me of Lana!...his hair reminded me of Lana, the way he died reminded me of Lana..the outfit reminds me of this one jacket....

Chloe: for the love of Christ! *throws herself off damn in an attempt to get away*

********************************
Clark, Lois and Martha

Martha: Chloe was in the barn looking for you

Lois: Whassup Smallville?

Clark: Chloe's gone mom!....she remids me of Lana, the way she ran away reminds me of Lana when she went to Paris, the way you say "Smallville" reminds me of Lana..that jacket you wear Lois, reminds me of that one jacket Lana had years ago.....

Lois and Martha: in the name of everything holy!!!!! *throws themselves off roof of Kent Barn to get away*

*****************************

Clark and Lana:

Clark: Lana, there's only you left in my world..everyone else is gone...

Lana: well, that's sad, cause...i realized i still love Lex....money is power...i was able to get in a museum because of him...i hate your red jacket....

Clark:..but Lana, this red jacket reminds me of you, and that one jacket you had years ago....

Lana: &**#$!!! *crashes her own car in an attempt to get away*

OMG, Still ROTFL. Can't stop!! Too Funny. :rotfl:


Originally posted by xrayvision
Lana: Lex, what's with all these candles?

Lex: It's been a while since I got some Lana. Plus, we should try for another baby, don't you think?

<Lana is pissed, but hides it as Lex tests her to see if she knows the truth>

Lana: Lex, the last time we did that, I lost the baby.

Lex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you lost the baby & I lost the black ship. You can take some of the special vitamins that Luthorcorp has been making.

<Lana gets even more pissed as Lex continues to test her>

Lex: C'mon Lana. You said it yourself...Nothing is smoother than Lex Luthor.

Lana: Well, you do have one big bad baldie body. Fine lets do it.

<They disrobe>

Lana: Lex, why is that man watching us?

Lex: He's my bodyguard. It's nothing actually. He had a case of stagefright and is taking notes on how to please a woman.

Lana: Why is he burning my driver's license and social security card in the flames of the candles?

Lex: Lana, you're seeing things. They say that if you stare into fire, it makes you hallucinate.

Lana: Why is he writing with chalk on the floor?

Lex: He's uhhh, a schoolteacher by day & an artist by night.

Lana: You just told me he's your bodyguard.

Lex: A little less talk Lana and some more action.

<Just then Clark pops his head out of the window and delivers a quick blast of cold superbreath at Lex>

Lana: I thought you said it was your bodyguard who had the stagefright?

Lex: I gotta go Lana.

<Later on>

Bodyguard: Sir, why were you trying to get it on with your wife with all those candles in there?

Lex: Because she's not worth the electric bill. Did you finish laying out the chalk for Lana's murder?

Bodyguard: No, some big dude wearing plaid showed up and was allergic to it, so he sneezed and it blew all over the place, even on your wife. He then proceeded like a dork to wipe it off her, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it.

Lex: Aaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Too funny :rotfl:

[Seryna]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Lana: Lex, what's with all these candles?

Lex: It's been a while since I got some Lana. Plus, we should try for another baby, don't you think?

<Lana is pissed, but hides it as Lex tests her to see if she knows the truth>

Lana: Lex, the last time we did that, I lost the baby.

Lex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you lost the baby & I lost the black ship. You can take some of the special vitamins that Luthorcorp has been making.

<Lana gets even more pissed as Lex continues to test her>

Lex: C'mon Lana. You said it yourself...Nothing is smoother than Lex Luthor.

Lana: Well, you do have one big bad baldie body. Fine lets do it.

<They disrobe>

Lana: Lex, why is that man watching us?

Lex: He's my bodyguard. It's nothing actually. He had a case of stagefright and is taking notes on how to please a woman.

Lana: Why is he burning my driver's license and social security card in the flames of the candles?

Lex: Lana, you're seeing things. They say that if you stare into fire, it makes you hallucinate.

Lana: Why is he writing with chalk on the floor?

Lex: He's uhhh, a schoolteacher by day & an artist by night.

Lana: You just told me he's your bodyguard.

Lex: A little less talk Lana and some more action.

<Just then Clark pops his head out of the window and delivers a quick blast of cold superbreath at Lex>

Lana: I thought you said it was your bodyguard who had the stagefright?

Lex: I gotta go Lana.

<Later on>

Bodyguard: Sir, why were you trying to get it on with your wife with all those candles in there?

Lex: Because she's not worth the electric bill. Did you finish laying out the chalk for Lana's murder?

Bodyguard: No, some big dude wearing plaid showed up and was allergic to it, so he sneezed and it blew all over the place, even on your wife. He then proceeded like a dork to wipe it off her, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it.

Lex: Aaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!

:rotfl:


Clark: I can't deal with this right now, Chloe. Is Lana really on Lex's side or mine? *Cue long, one- way monologue of his feelings for Lana*

*Camera pans to Chloe, who has her 'patient' look on. A few more seconds pass, it fades to 'is he still talking about her?'. Than cue- Hydro Chloe!

"- I can't beleive she'd choose Lex over me!'

Chloe: Clark, she fell for Lex cause he's a hot billionaire. Granted, hes' evil incarnate- but he can keep her skinny butt in 500$ jeans. Lana's no angel- *Proceeds to list being locked in a wine celler, seeing that Lana was willing to let her husband die*

So get over Ms. Perfect already!
Clark: Chloe, giving up Lana is the hardest thing I had to do. If you don't understand that-

Chloe: Understand this- shes not smoking. You didn't give her up- you're still stalking her and sucking up all the kisses she throws at you! Grow up!

[Billy Jor-El]

Lex to the older bald scientist working in the control lab: "Dad????"

[xrayvision]

Lionel to Shelby: Son?

Lex: Clark's dog inherited that mane of yours?

Lionel: And the looks.

Lex: Ahhhhrrrrrrr!!!!!

[Blue screen of death]

Lois: hey wes what the heck has been goin' on? i heard you died or something.

Wes: well yes and know, i went down in a chopper over afghanistan, i caught the stevie nicks concert and found out Osama Bin Laden has poopie pants.

Lois: stevie nicks in afghanistan?

Wes: yeah it was kind cool, until i woke up in a lab with all these doctors and this weird bald dude.

Lois: what did they do to you?

Wes: i dunno, i think there is something on my back. *takes shirt off*

Lois: yep, there is.... let me get a closer look.... hrrmmm Intel inside and designed for microsoft windows milenieum.

Wes: windows ME!?!? NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!

Lois: i guess when you crash out, you REALLY crashout haha.