What will the doctors say when they see Lana in hospital... AGAIN!!!!

[blackcelebration]

As Lana is soo accident prone I was wondering what the doctors response will be when they see Smallville's greatest patient enter their wards one more time!!!!

[freefall]

:lol: Greatest patient indeed.

[griffolyon12]

There are so many great choices,but I chose the one "You owe me 20 dollars Dr. Clooney".

[blackcelebration]

Originally posted by seacrystal
:lol: Greatest patient indeed.

With all of this obsession over reality TV... maybe they can do a programme especially for Lana called... America's Greatest Patient's...

Vote Now...

Lex Luthor 03098889-01
Lana Luthor 03098889-02

Winner gets the chance to be a full time doctor/Nurse!!!

[nightshadz]

"Just ONE bullet this time? You're slacking!"

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by blackcelebration


Doctor: Ah miss Lang, it's so good to have you back with us here at the Smallville Medical Center. We have your usual room set up in the ICU, if you'll just follow me.

[yosemiteangel]

I picked the lana lang accident ward but I think it should be called the Lang-Luthor Suite. :lol:

[nightshadz]

"We're sorry Mrs Luthor, but you've maxed out your husband's million dollar health insurance policy."

*Lana dies from lack of medical attention.

[Kid Collins]

Lana got shot in the elevator.

That was different. :rolleyes:

[mansuper]

They've made a fortune off of her!

[Randy G.]

LMFAO! She's one of a kind. :rolleyes: :rotfl:

[Charissa70]

I think we are going to have to call CPS- this girl is having too many things to be call accidents. What, she doesn't live with parents? Must be self inflicted, mandatory 72 hours in bellreves for opservation.....

[myankskent]

I have to choose my own...

"Would you like to stay in your usual room Mrs. Luthor? We just changed the sheets on the bed from your visit last week."

[MetroGirl06]

lana must tell the truth! Its clear to me she only married Lex for his medical insurance!

:lol: Nice pole!

[ninthdegree]

I think the doctors are about one hop scotch away from hiring a domestic violence investigator. :D

[clarkandlana2]

It's rediculous. Someone should be suspecting physical abuse by now. :rolleyes:

[MetroGirl06]

Doctor: We will have to remove the "KILL ME" neon sign on your forehead Mrs. Luthor.

[xrayvision]

Doctor: Hello Mrs. Luthor. Check the answering machine, you've had many calls since you left for "work".

[Ilovebeinglost]

How about

Mrs Luthor we need you to sign a lease please.

[ginnyfan]

"Off to the Lana Lang ward you go Mrs. Luthor."

[meggy]

Doctor: "Mrs Luthor, why dont you just buy this section of the ward, and we will keep the bed warm for you...cause really...you're here every week..."

[Darth Pipes]

Seriously, isn't there going to come a time when the medical staff has to do an intervention and confront Lana about constantly ending up in the hospital?

[Ginx]

They probably keep a bed/room open for her. Eventually she'll get her name on the door. Probably has a 'running tab' there as well......Lana's back....put it on her tab.......

Sometimes I feel sorry for KK that her character is always in the hospital.....but hopefully one day she'll get through one episode without falling down/beat down or ending up in the hospital.

[freefall]

Originally posted by ninthdegree
I think the doctors are about one hop scotch away from hiring a domestic violence investigator. :D

Well the doctors are pretty harsh themselves. "Lana Luthor you're a gold-digger."

[lilkoolmaria]

"Mrs. Luthor... maybe you shouldn't leave the house for a while, I think you need a break from all the shooting and bruising and stabbing and hitting..."

[Who]

Hahaha.... Where is the all of the above choice? Well they should be pretty good at treating her at this point shouldn't they?

[darkkrypton81]

Tell me about it. I bet half or all the doctors and nurses are like. "Her again?!"

Add this to the long list of KO's and death's door experiences.

[BULLITT]

Missed one;

"Mrs Luthor, have you ever considered getting a seeing-eye dog?"

[Runestone]

Haha, seriously. Why this girl stays in Smallville is beyond me.

[Supermansthebest]

"Welcome home Lana!" or something like "this marks your hundredth visit Lana, you qualify for a free heart transplant"
She was shot on the left shoulder and was bandaged on the right so she probably got two new arms and shoulders

[Mr.]

lmao so funny!!

top 3

1 So how's the baby??? Err oh...!
2 Don't worry Mrs Luthor we've had your room ready for weeks!!!
3 I never knew you left Mrs Luthor!!!

[maryjanewatson]

I think the doctor should say: "You got shot in metropolis. What are you doing here in the smallville medical center?!"

[Vala]

Funny thread :lol:

[kal-el_Girl]

Originally posted by nightshadz
"Just ONE bullet this time? You're slacking!"

That's what I thought too :lol:


Originally posted by maryjanewatson
I think the doctor should say: "You got shot in metropolis. What are you doing here in the smallville medical center?!"
Wow that's so true!! nice catch..

[Mello Penelo]

Now that Jonathan's dead, there's no one to personally fund the medical center. I guess Lana's taken up that mantle. :lol:

I'm surprised the doctor didn't say, "Wow. Not only did you fake your pregnancy, but now you've also shot yourself."

[smallville sage]

Originally posted by maryjanewatson
I think the doctor should say: "You got shot in metropolis. What are you doing here in the smallville medical center?!"

Because that's the only hospital they have. When the budget is so OBVIOUSLY too small for the plot, I think they should make some readjustments. No?

Couldn't they have just repainted the stupid room so it wasn't sea green and called it a room in Metropolis General or something?

I mean, how much is a bucket of paint? $12?

[SMG Pro]

Originally posted by nightshadz
"We're sorry Mrs Luthor, but you've maxed out your husband's million dollar health insurance policy."

*Lana dies from lack of medical attention.

lol. pure awesome.

[paolinki25]

Oh no! Here she comes again. *all the doctors run and hide* :p

[wilder]

I protest! :D There are so many choices that i dont vote:cool: If I could i would choose everything from there... and much more :D



Originally posted by Supermansthebest
"Welcome home Lana!"

[Saber]

Oh another Lana Luthor Fembot has arrived :rolleyes:

[maryjanewatson]

Originally posted by smallville sage
Because that's the only hospital they have. When the budget is so OBVIOUSLY too small for the plot, I think they should make some readjustments. No?

Couldn't they have just repainted the stupid room so it wasn't sea green and called it a room in Metropolis General or something?

I mean, how much is a bucket of paint? $12?

well, there actually was a metropolis hospital room at one time. they used it in "lexmas" when lex was shot. don't know why they just couldn't use that room.

[Martin le Magicien]

"Doctor ! We need more glue to hold her up togheter !"

[KKrazy]

Anyone keep track of how many times Lana been in the hospital?

[HotStudsSuccess]

"Mrs. Luthor when need to stop meeting like this"

[boingo]

LOL

It is true....Lana being in the hospital has gotten quite ridiculous.

[KKrazy]

"One more visit and you get a FREE examination!" :D LOL

[lissie14]

"We're running out of free lollypops to give to the patients"
:P

[InLove_with_Chloe]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Back so soon Mrs Luthor!!!
:lol:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Seriously, how are the main characters not on a first name basis with the docs at that hospital?
"Welcome back, Lana."
"Thank you Fred. Nice to see you again, John, how's the baby, Lisa?"
and later...
"Well bye Lana! We'll see you again soon when you get knocked unconsious, blown up, stabbed, shot, fall off the roof, fall off a horse, kidnapped and beaten by a whacko meteor freak, or run off the road!"
"Ok, guys, bye!"

The docs there must know more about her than anyone else does!

[wilder]

Nice:D

"Lana, you are the only patient on who i can depend. You never leave me."

"Bye Lana. See you tomarrow"

Some Lana quotes: :)

" I will be back... Soon. "

" Can i book a bed for next month?"

[blackcelebration]

If it wasn't for patients like Lana we'd be out of a job!!!

:lol:

[belang]

With multiple trauma/kidnapping/abuse/stress, SV should do a scene of Lana at each follow up clinic she should be attending...
1.Psych f/up e.g for PTSD/depression etc or whatever u cud thing of psych related....

2.Cardiothoracic surgeon....

3.Orthopaedic surgeon...fractured limbs anyone...

4.Maybe neurologist ...now how many times of the head bonk...maybe a f/up for recurrent headache secondary fr that multip concussions! :D

5.Obs & Gynae....
hmmm.....can't think of anything else....i'm sure there's more...hmmm...LOL!

P.S - I'm sure TC fans probably would like to see all the 'accidents' occur to someone else. Hehehe.

[President_Luthor]

Her insurance must be one of those A-List custom-made comprehensive ones, covering natural disasters, radiation, all types of car/vehicular accidents and even "supernatural" mishaps. That private room ain't exactly cheap either, LOL! Her premiums must be through the roof!

Lex can't be too far behind re: insurance either!

[Zungas]

Revoke her insurance stat.

[Seryna]

Don't worry Mrs Luthor it's only a bullet... you've survived much worse!!!

She certainly has- unfourtanately. I may be a horrid person, but I cheered when i thought that somebody finally killed Lana.

Is -Lana- meteor infected with the inability to just die?

[wilder]

I rather think her power is super bad lack:D Without Clark she wouldnt surivie so long.


"Whats up, Lana. You are hurt again? Only one bullet. You call that injury? Dont be ridicolous":cool:

[kryptonaidxh]

Originally posted by wilder
Nice:D

"Lana, you are the only patient on who i can depend. You never leave me."

"Bye Lana. See you tomarrow"

Some Lana quotes: :)

" I will be back... Soon. "

" Can i book a bed for next month?"

:lol: :lol: :rotfl:
I agree, it´s good she is a Luthor now, so she can pay the thousands of dollars she has to pay to the hospital account:rotfl: , in fact she should move to the hospital to live in there, so as she needs to be saved all the time and always depends of someone else that solves her troubles instead of her then she could avoid to Clark and Lex the trip to the hospital:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[wilder]

Actually, she can move hospital to her house :D

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Ok this is late but when i saw this thread i couldn't resist
"Ah yes ,Mrs. Luthor, just take her to her normal ward please and prepare for her regular visitors , Mr. Luthor and Mr. Kent "

[Clark/Lois-fan]

"Ms Lang- we have your favoríte bed waiting for you"

[efc 99]

'Well if you want something doing properly you gotta do it yourself' SPLAT!

[supervision]

hahhahahhaha, wow, atleast lana can get hurt anymore