Quotes you "wish" were in Noir

[xrayvision]

Clark: Play it Lex.

Lana: Play it, Lex. Play "As Time Goes By."

Lex: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Lana. I'm a little rusty on it. I have too much brain damage. You should be familiar with that.

Lana: Lies! Secrets & lies!

and

Clark (to Lana): We'll always Smallville.

and

Clark: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Lana, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

[thehenry89]

Clark: don't look so sad baby, you just chalked up another boyfriend that's all

Lana: (tearfully) I hate you!

Clark: dry your eyes baby it's out of charachter

(a cookie to anyone who knows what movie thats from :) )

[bibi_sv___clana4ever]

Chloe comes in to the barn and sees Clark crying.

Chloe: Clark, what is it??

Clark: My---

Chloe: Clark, I know you heart is broken, but we don't know if Lana was forced to marry Lex. You might have to deal with the fact that she chose him.

Clark btwn sobs: MY BLUE SHIRT, IT'S BLACK! WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[xrayvision]

^^Haha!!! What will he do when he realizes his red jacket is also black?


Originally posted by thehenry89
Clark: don't look so sad baby, you just chalked up another boyfriend that's all

Lana: (tearfully) I hate you!

Clark: dry your eyes baby it's out of charachter

(a cookie to anyone who knows what movie thats from :) )

Notorious?

Clark: Oh, Lexy, you don't have anybody watching me, do you? Tailing me in a gray Plymouth coupe, maybe?

Lex: No, why should I?

Clark: Well, I can't imagine, unless you're worried about where I am all the time.

Lex: I don't like you that well.

Clark: Hmm.

Jimmy: What does that mean?

Clark: It means, hmm.




Chloe: Is he as cute as you are?

Clark: Nobody is.

[yosemiteangel]

Shelby: Woof Woof Arf ARF yelp woof arf bark BARK!*

*Translated: I saved the BDA's a@@ from that phantom AND he proposed to me. What else do I have to do to get screen time? :lol: :lol:

[xrayvision]

^^Get involved in Shelbarkanex, the Shelby-Clark-Lana-Lex square of lust & secrets/lies.

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by xrayvision




Notorious?




how did i know you'd know that :D

[Eh,Man?You-El?]

Perry White: "Great Caesar's Ghost!"

Clark: "This looks like a job for [Jimmy's-dream's-hero-name] !!!"

Lex: "Real men don't waste thier hormones growing hair!"

Lex: "Whats the matter, Paps? You use to run this town. ...
... Everything went into the toilet after you shaved that scruffy beard of yours!"

Lana: "Is this too pink? I can't tell."

J'onn Jo'Nzz; "Is this too green? I can't tell."

[Chloe>All]

Jimmy: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Clark: I am sorry lana, I would love to talk , but I have to go be a hero and save people and stop pining for you.

Definition pining- 1. To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire.
2. To wither or waste away from longing or grief: pined away and died.

[svfan50]

Clark: Chloe...I wasnt able to save Lana!! Its all my fault

Clark: Chloe...Chloe...CHLOEE!!!!! Are you listening??

*chloe jerks up..looks like she was asleep*

chloe: *confused and startled* what?? what happened Clark? Are you okay??

Clark: Yes..I was saying that everything that happened was because of me..Lana got into trouble..Lana married Lex..Lana got involvd with Lionel...Lana got pregnant..Lana lost the baby.....Lana.......

Chloe: *yawnss* (to herself) no wonder i fell asleep...*goes back to wonderland*

[Silent Kal]

Lex (to Clark): You remind me of a man...

Clark: What man?

Lex: A man with a power.

Clark (nervously): What power?

Lex: The power of hoo-doo.

Clark (relieved): Hoo-doo?

Lex: You do.

Clark: Do what?

Lex: Remind me of a man....

Lana: Will you both just shut up?!?

[kal-el_Girl]

all this thread is like- classic

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by Silent Kal
Lex (to Clark): You remind me of a man...

Clark: What man?

Lex: A man with a power.

Clark (nervously): What power?

Lex: The power of hoo-doo.

Clark (relieved): Hoo-doo?

Lex: You do.

Clark: Do what?

Lex: Remind me of a man....

Lana: Will you both just shut up?!?

the bachelor and the bobby soxer: Cary Grant, Shirley Temple, Myrna Loy; classic i love that movie.

[GL Hal Jordan]

Clark: Where were you when Lex was shot?

Lana: Home. <Clark shakes his head> I was!

Clark: No, but if that's your story, it's okay with me.

Lana: Did you kill him, Clark?

Clark: Who put that bright idea into your head? Was it Lionel?

Lana: But I thought you said that if it wasn't for Lex....Be kind to me, Clark.

Clark: <mimicking Lana> 'You killed my husband, Clark, be kind to me.' Ha!

------

Lionel: I feel towards Lex just exactly as if he were my own son.

------

Clark: I've no earthly reason to think I can trust you, and, if I do this and get away with it, you'll have something on me that you can use whenever you want to. Since I've got something on you, I couldn't be sure that you wouldn't put a hole in me some day. All those are on one side. Maybe some of them are unimportant - I won't argue about that - but look at the number of them. And what have we got on the other side? All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.

Lana: You know whether you love me or not.

Clark: Maybe I do. Well, I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that will pass. If all I've said doesn't mean anything to you, then forget it and we'll make it just this: I won't because all of me wants to, regardless of consequences, and because you counted on that with me the same as you counted on that with all the others.

[TheOriginalKal-el]

Casablanca?

[manalive]

Originally posted by GL Hal Jordan
Clark: Where were you when Lex was shot?

Lana: Home. <Clark shakes his head> I was!

Clark: No, but if that's your story, it's okay with me.

Lana: Did you kill him, Clark?

Clark: Who put that bright idea into your head? Was it Lionel?

Lana: But I thought you said that if it wasn't for Lex....Be kind to me, Clark.

Clark: <mimicking Lana> 'You killed my husband, Clark, be kind to me.' Ha!

------

Lionel: I feel towards Lex just exactly as if he were my own son.

------

Clark: I've no earthly reason to think I can trust you, and, if I do this and get away with it, you'll have something on me that you can use whenever you want to. Since I've got something on you, I couldn't be sure that you wouldn't put a hole in me some day. All those are on one side. Maybe some of them are unimportant - I won't argue about that - but look at the number of them. And what have we got on the other side? All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.

Lana: You know whether you love me or not.

Clark: Maybe I do. Well, I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that will pass. If all I've said doesn't mean anything to you, then forget it and we'll make it just this: I won't because all of me wants to, regardless of consequences, and because you counted on that with me the same as you counted on that with all the others.

Maltese Falcon!

Chloe (about Clark): Either that guy's the dumbest, stupidest, most imbecillic idiot in the world or else he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.

[GL Hal Jordan]

Sounds like Mr. Deeds to me.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Clark: Oh, Lexy, you don't have anybody watching me, do you? Tailing me in a gray Plymouth coupe, maybe?

Lex: No, why should I?

Clark: Well, I can't imagine, unless you're worried about where I am all the time.

Lex: I don't like you that well.

Clark: Hmm.

Jimmy: What does that mean?

Clark: It means, hmm.




Chloe: Is he as cute as you are?

Clark: Nobody is.

I spoofed these based on lines from the Big Sleep. I was surprised that it was the same movie Jimmy & Chloe were watching. Talk about coincidence.

[maryjanewatson]

Chloe: Clark! Lana has just been shot!

Clark: It's about time!


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Lana: Clark wait! Clark! What will I do with out you?

Clark: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d***!

[ninthdegree]

Gone with the Wind!

[maryjanewatson]

yes. yes indeed.

[Billy Jor-El]

At the end of the ep...

Chloe: Jimmy, you knew all the answers...what was that???

JO: The, uh, stuff dreams are made of.